Happy Draft Eve .....
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'Twas the night before Draftmas
And all around the boards
Browns fans were gathering In large nervous hoards. Refrigerators stocked full of liquor beer & wine. every Browns fan is hoping they don't need it this time.The wives are nestled
all snug in their beds
While the drafts of the past were still haunting our heads So sitting at the computer In my season tickets cap. I started to wadethrough all the internet crap
On Brownsboard, on Cooler on Reddit I read
Then to Twitter for tweets From Adkins, Albright and Fred Lots of posters worrying that we will blow it. While grudges were blooming between the Dutchman and Poet I shuffle off slowlyto get in my bed as this final thought
Entered my head If the draft goes well We'll give Dorsey his due And if our draft sucks we'll probably blame it on Hue
'Twas the night before Draftmas
And all around the boards
Browns fans were gathering In large nervous hoards. Refrigerators stocked full of liquor beer & wine. every Browns fan is hoping they don't need it this time.The wives are nestled
all snug in their beds
While the drafts of the past were still haunting our heads So sitting at the computer In my season tickets cap. I started to wadethrough all the internet crap
On Brownsboard, on Cooler on Reddit I read
Then to Twitter for tweets From Adkins, Albright and Fred Lots of posters worrying that we will blow it. While grudges were blooming between the Dutchman and Poet I shuffle off slowlyto get in my bed as this final thought
Entered my head If the draft goes well We'll give Dorsey his due And if our draft sucks we'll probably blame it on Hue
That was beautiful J.
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T'was the night before draft day when Paul DePodesta
Gave Dee Haslams's Blessing to Black Uncle Fester
Dorsey was busy, looking at Data (Daa ta)
Jimmy yelled "stop", your bullschidt don't matter
Who would Hue pick, the experts were bettin
Call the GM, the coffee needs fetchin
Browns fans were looking for a jackoff to Trust
Just blame the new guy when Tarkenton Busts
April will come and draft day will go
Just like last year, the new Browns will blow
We added a Zumba and Corey Grease Finger
You can't fix that schidt with a big, tall gun slinger
The Cleveland Browns have the hardest hit players in the NFL -
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IS IT DARNOLD OR MIKE WHITE, LAULETTA OR JACKSON
MAYFIELD OR LUKE FALK , JOSH ALLEN OR ROSEN
BUT DO YOU RECALL THE MOST FORGOTTEN QB OF ALL
RUDOLPH THE COLLEGE QB
HAD GOOD HEIGHT AND POSE
AND IF YOU EVER SAW HIM
YOU WOULD SAY HE MAKES ALL THE THROWS
ALL OF THE OTHER QB'S
USED TO LAUGH AND CALL HIM NAMES
BECAUSE THE COWBOYS QB
NEVER GOT TO ANY CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES
THEN ONE FOGGY DRAFT DAY EVE
JOHN DORSEY CAME TO SAY
RUDOLPH WITH YOUR HAND SIZE AND HEIGHT
WILL YOU LEAD MY TEAM TONIGHT
THEN ALL THE QB'S LAUGHED AT HIM
THEY ALL SHOUTED OUT WITH GLEE
YOUR GONNA PLAY FOR HUE JACKSON
THE WORST FREAKING COACH IN HISTORY
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Merry Draftmas to all, and
to all a Good night!!!
Or Merry Festivas in April. Will we start with the airing of draft grievances when this is over? Or wait until the verdict is in come Dec?
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Goodell got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the draft on Draftmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for all us Browns fans, we believe
Goodell had been drinking too much scotch and boubon...
And NFL fans wanted him to go
But he forgot his medication
And he staggered out the door into the snow
All the fans ignored that he was found the next morning
They just cared that their team had a great draft...
Goodell had hoof-prints on his forehead
And incriminating footprints on his back...and Browns fans laughed and said they had a great draft....
a qb, ot, and cb in the mix...
and though Goodell will really hate it...The Browns will be selling all their playoff tix..Now we're all so proud of good ole Dorsey,who bade Browns fans to start cheering really loud..
See him in there after the draft...
Drinking beer, after having made the Browns playoff bound.....(It's so good the draft is finally here...) -
Where did we find all these poets & is the next "Poet Laureate" somewhere above in this thread?
Move over Bob Dylan!
Mike
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Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, in your prime, didn't you!
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T'was the night before draft day when Paul DePodesta
Gave Dee Haslams's Blessing to Black Uncle Fester
Dorsey was busy, looking at Data (Daa ta)
Jimmy yelled "stop", your bullschidt don't matter
Who would Hue pick, the experts were bettin
Call the GM, the coffee needs fetchin
Browns fans were looking for a jackoff to Trust
Just blame the new guy when Tarkenton Busts
April will come and draft day will go
Just like last year, the new Browns will blow
We added a Zumba and Corey Grease Finger
You can't fix that schidt with a big, tall gun slinger
T'was the night before draft day when Paul DePodesta
Gave Dee Haslams's Blessing to Black Uncle Fester
Dorsey was busy, looking at Data (Daa ta)
Jimmy yelled "stop", your bullschidt don't matter
Who would Hue pick, the experts were bettin
Call the GM, the coffee needs fetchin
Browns fans were looking for a jackoff to Trust
Just blame the new guy when Tarkenton Busts
April will come and draft day will go
Just like last year, the new Browns will blow
We added a Zumba and Corey Grease Finger
You can't fix that schidt with a big, tall gun slinger
Pretty damn good!! I won't even try to match it.
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Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, in your prime, didn't you!
Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, in your prime, didn't you!
Jimmy! 'cept he never had a prime.
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Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, in your prime, didn't you!
Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, in your prime, didn't you!
Actually Jimmy not only threw the Homeless guy a dime, he paid him $10 k for his advice. "Draft Johnny". Didn't turn out so well, but he was set up with Mad Dog for the next year...
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Josh Allen is the best QB in this draft. He's the guy.
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Looks like cal's calling in favors from his militia...
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196 -
Josh Allen is the best QB in this draft. He's the guy.
Josh Allen is the best QB in this draft. He's the guy.
He's the best in the ND/SD/MN/MT area.
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