Penis LeBeau
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If you love Ohio why coach for its biggest rival?
Penis? Ha Ha you pulled a Ghoolie.
If you love Ohio why coach for its biggest rival?
Penis? Ha Ha you pulled a Ghoolie.
Not I. I don't control anything. It is probably Z having a joke.
As to your first question:
Paycheck. Remember, he was dumped as HC of the Bengals.......so he needed a job, and the Steelers hired him. But the Steelers later fired him...or refused to resign him...so he went elsewhere where he could get a paycheck. (titans).
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Thats right, he was HC of the Bengals.
Sort of a vengeance hiring so to speak.
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Thats too funny.
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Why would you call him Penis LeBeau?
If everybody had like minds, we would never learn. -
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D!ck Lebeau?
Very Ghoolie of you!
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The Cleveland Browns have the hardest hit players in the NFL
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Like Penis van Lesbian who changed his name to finger van Dyke
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months ago i tried to honor D!ck Emberg in a topic but seemed unfair when thread wanted to finger Emberg at his death
..please fix D!ck..
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months ago i tried to honor D!ck Emberg in a topic but seemed unfair when thread wanted to finger Emberg at his death
..please fix D!ck..
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I agree... Its gotten stale all ready...
You can't say finger but you can say pussy. Go figure?
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You can't say finger but you can say pussy. Go figure?
Zombo was once a Junior High School sex education teacher. He wants us to use the proper anatomical terms vagina and penis.
But, along those line I have done some intensive research discovered some history regarding the slang associated with the female genitalia . Herewith some of that data, which includes the dates that apparently these terms began coming into use:
Vagina comes from the Latin word for sheath, as in for a sword (read: penis), while vulva means wrapper, and originally also meant the uterus. But saying penis and vagina can sound distinctly unsexy, so it's no surprise we come up with other slang.
1. C*nt, 1230
It may now be derogatory, but it's the oldest slang word for vagina in the book, and by book I mean online timeline. We've been using this word for nearly a whooping 800 years.
2. Purse, 1538
I like this one because it makes it sound sort of classy and contained, but also something precious that you don't want to loose (omg what if you lost it?).
3. Chapel of ease, 1600
A vagina is basically a sanctuary
4. Tinder box, 1638
Don't play with fire. At least, I hope there referring to it in that sort of sexy way and not as a source of a terrible chafing problem.
5. Pussy, 1699
It's a classic, but I didn't realize we'd been using it for over 300 years. I think as far as longevity and prevalence this one is the king of all nicknames.
6. Bookbinder's wife, 1768
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? Is the penis a spine of a book? Is the vagina its wife? I don't understand. Mid-18th century folks were nuts.
7. Jack nasty face, 1823
What the eff? Why? How would you possibly say this in a sexy way? Try— try it now. "Ahhh, I can't wait to get your long hard c*ck in my jack nasty fa— nope, nope I take it all back. Never touch me. I don't deserve to be touched."
8. C*ck trap, 1888
I just... OK, just sometimes it sort of feels like that's what it is, right? Like once you have sex with them then you've got 'em. Just me?
9. Futz, 1941
It makes me think of a little term of endearment for when you and your vagina get into all sorts of waxy hijinks, "Ahhh, you silly little futz, what have you gotten me into this time!?". Scroll credits.
10. Glamity, 1987
I picked this because it's from 80s also because apparently we'd just given up using actual words in the 80s.
11. Love glove, 1989
It rhymes, and it makes you think of a good, tight, fit.
12. Breakfast of champions, 2001
Because morning is the best time to consume the product in question
13. Love taco
Brought to us not by Green, but by Cosmopolitan, I thought this deserved to be included because... because of tacos, that's why.
14. Weiner Wrap
Fairly self explanatory, plus we needed to get at least one product placement ad in here:
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