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  • @sober-poet said:

    Mods, delete this account.

    Goodbye NFL, goodbye Browns, goodbye Brownsboard.

    Good luck all.

    98 posts?  Who knew you were here in the first place?

    @the-gipper said:

    98 posts?  Who knew you were here in the first place?

    He should go for 100 and then quit. 😆

    Eh, all those poets are drama queens anyway. Sayonara. 

  • Mods, delete this account.

    Goodbye NFL, goodbye Browns, goodbye Brownsboard.

    Good luck all.

    @sober-poet said:

    Mods, delete this account.

    Goodbye NFL, goodbye Browns, goodbye Brownsboard.

    Good luck all.

    I'm with Z, why the drama? Just don't post.

  • Guys, I just hacked his account and found his e-mail, so we can send him death threats, viruses and spam e-mails. 

    That's the modus operandi when someone leaves the board, right?

  • @the-gipper said:

    98 posts?  Who knew you were here in the first place?

    He should go for 100 and then quit. 😆

    Eh, all those poets are drama queens anyway. Sayonara. 

    @mjp28 said:

    He should go for 100 and then quit. 😆

    Eh, all those poets are drama queens anyway. Sayonara. 

    His problem, as a poet, is that he is sober.  Everyone knows that poets can only function when they are high on something:  booze, H, week, crack, whatever.   I wonder what Shakespeare was intaking.

  • Guys, I just hacked his account and found his e-mail, so we can send him death threats, viruses and spam e-mails. 

    That's the modus operandi when someone leaves the board, right?

    @nero said:

    Guys, I just hacked his account and found his e-mail, so we can send him death threats, viruses and spam e-mails. 

    That's the modus operandi when someone leaves the board, right?

    Have not heard that.

  • @mjp28 said:

    He should go for 100 and then quit. 😆

    Eh, all those poets are drama queens anyway. Sayonara. 

    His problem, as a poet, is that he is sober.  Everyone knows that poets can only function when they are high on something:  booze, H, week, crack, whatever.   I wonder what Shakespeare was intaking.

    @the-gipper said:

    His problem, as a poet, is that he is sober.  Everyone knows that poets can only function when they are high on something:  booze, H, week, crack, whatever.   I wonder what Shakespeare was intaking.

    Good idea, let's toast our dearly departed sober poet:

    Dylan Thomas epitomised this tradition of the roistering rhymer – to the distaste of Kingsley Amis, who wrote a singularly unpleasant epitaph for him:

    They call you "drunk with words"; 
    but when we drink
    And fetch it up, we sluice it down 
    the sink.
    You should have stuck to spewing 
    beer, not ink.

  • Geeezzz some famous old writers we had to read in college:

    .......But it's true that modern American literature is strewn with examples of alcoholic excess: Poe, Hemingway, Faulkner ("I usually write at night. I always keep my whiskey within reach"), Hart Crane, Tennessee Williams, Truman Capote, Dorothy Parker ("I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"), Ring Lardner, Raymond Chandler, O Henry, Jack London, Delmore Schwartz, F Scott Fitzgerald, ("Too much champagne is just right"), John Berryman, Jack Kerouac, Charles Bukowski, Anne Sexton, Patricia Highsmith – the list is long even without including those, such as Hunter S Thompson, more renowned for their experiments with other substances ("I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me"). In a new book, The Trip to Echo Spring, Olivia Laing looks at six American writer-alcoholics, beginning with the story of how the ageing, critically acclaimed John Cheever and an aspiring young unknown called Raymond Carver became drinking buddies while teaching in Iowa in 1973. "He and I did nothing but drink," Carver later wrote. "I mean, we met our classes in a manner of speaking, but the entire time we were there … I don't think either of us ever took the covers off our typewriters."........

  • Goodbye cruel world...

    Jeeez, it was only a few interceptions in his very first pro practice. Give the kid a chance. 

  • old Shep was an author and a poet?

    stomping off just as the Browns will be a far, far better,

    very different kickass football team must be pretty hard to come

    up with a real explanation.

    Byeee.

    @calfoxwc said:

    old Shep was an author and a poet?

    stomping off just as the Browns will be a far, far better,

    very different kickass football team must be pretty hard to come

    up with a real explanation.

    Byeee.

    did you come over from "the dawg pound message board" also ?

  • There once was a poet from Spokane  

    Who dropped from the barstool to his can

    When he came up for air

    The franchise looked bare 

    So he asked for a drop but no ban😛

  • Geeezzz some famous old writers we had to read in college:

    .......But it's true that modern American literature is strewn with examples of alcoholic excess: Poe, Hemingway, Faulkner ("I usually write at night. I always keep my whiskey within reach"), Hart Crane, Tennessee Williams, Truman Capote, Dorothy Parker ("I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"), Ring Lardner, Raymond Chandler, O Henry, Jack London, Delmore Schwartz, F Scott Fitzgerald, ("Too much champagne is just right"), John Berryman, Jack Kerouac, Charles Bukowski, Anne Sexton, Patricia Highsmith – the list is long even without including those, such as Hunter S Thompson, more renowned for their experiments with other substances ("I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me"). In a new book, The Trip to Echo Spring, Olivia Laing looks at six American writer-alcoholics, beginning with the story of how the ageing, critically acclaimed John Cheever and an aspiring young unknown called Raymond Carver became drinking buddies while teaching in Iowa in 1973. "He and I did nothing but drink," Carver later wrote. "I mean, we met our classes in a manner of speaking, but the entire time we were there … I don't think either of us ever took the covers off our typewriters."........

    @mjp28 said:

    Geeezzz some famous old writers we had to read in college:

    .......But it's true that modern American literature is strewn with examples of alcoholic excess: Poe, Hemingway, Faulkner ("I usually write at night. I always keep my whiskey within reach"), Hart Crane, Tennessee Williams, Truman Capote, Dorothy Parker ("I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"), Ring Lardner, Raymond Chandler, O Henry, Jack London, Delmore Schwartz, F Scott Fitzgerald, ("Too much champagne is just right"), John Berryman, Jack Kerouac, Charles Bukowski, Anne Sexton, Patricia Highsmith – the list is long even without including those, such as Hunter S Thompson, more renowned for their experiments with other substances ("I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me"). In a new book, The Trip to Echo Spring, Olivia Laing looks at six American writer-alcoholics, beginning with the story of how the ageing, critically acclaimed John Cheever and an aspiring young unknown called Raymond Carver became drinking buddies while teaching in Iowa in 1973. "He and I did nothing but drink," Carver later wrote. "I mean, we met our classes in a manner of speaking, but the entire time we were there … I don't think either of us ever took the covers off our typewriters."........

    Bukowski Tales Of Ordinary Madness 

  • sydS syd

    @calfoxwc said:

    old Shep was an author and a poet?

    stomping off just as the Browns will be a far, far better,

    very different kickass football team must be pretty hard to come

    up with a real explanation.

    Byeee.

    did you come over from "the dawg pound message board" also ?

    @syd said:

    did you come over from "the dawg pound message board" also ?

    Nope. This is the only board I go on since the AOL days? A long time.

  • sydS syd

    @calfoxwc said:

    old Shep was an author and a poet?

    stomping off just as the Browns will be a far, far better,

    very different kickass football team must be pretty hard to come

    up with a real explanation.

    Byeee.

    did you come over from "the dawg pound message board" also ?

    @syd said:

    did you come over from "the dawg pound message board" also ?

    Shep started here.

    It's a long story.

    Z

  • I'll believe he leaves this board when I see it.

    Sincerely, 
     

    miktoxic and LondonBrown 

  • Heres a parting gift...

    th?id=OIP.QOHlt-cyGXv8hQS-k2UZWQHaJ4&pid

  • Mods, delete this account.

    Goodbye NFL, goodbye Browns, goodbye Brownsboard.

    Good luck all.

    @sober-poet said:

    Mods, delete this account.

    Goodbye NFL, goodbye Browns, goodbye Brownsboard.

    Good luck all.

    Would it help if one of the gay members pulled your peepee? Calsnots?

  • @syd said:

    did you come over from "the dawg pound message board" also ?

    Shep started here.

    It's a long story.

    Z

    Zombo said:

    Shep started here.

    It's a long story.

    Z

    Shep is actually a pretty decent guy, of 20,000+ posts here. He migrated to "the other place that cannot be named" when we had the great gay Brady Quinn disruption. BTW, I came out on the good side of that argument- "it's a sin if we draft Quinn".  I occasionally drop by "over there" to say hi, there's a bunch of posters I'd welcome with open arms here. 

    He apparently does some stuff in Hollywood as a writer. Quite elusive, but I finally tracked him down in person a few years back at & after a Browns game. Nephew Dan agrees with this old fart- his daughter is smoking hot. 

  • Zombo said:

    Shep started here.

    It's a long story.

    Z

    Shep is actually a pretty decent guy, of 20,000+ posts here. He migrated to "the other place that cannot be named" when we had the great gay Brady Quinn disruption. BTW, I came out on the good side of that argument- "it's a sin if we draft Quinn".  I occasionally drop by "over there" to say hi, there's a bunch of posters I'd welcome with open arms here. 

    He apparently does some stuff in Hollywood as a writer. Quite elusive, but I finally tracked him down in person a few years back at & after a Browns game. Nephew Dan agrees with this old fart- his daughter is smoking hot. 

    @hoorta said:

    Shep is actually a pretty decent guy, of 20,000+ posts here. He migrated to "the other place that cannot be named" when we had the great gay Brady Quinn disruption. BTW, I came out on the good side of that argument- "it's a sin if we draft Quinn".  I occasionally drop by "over there" to say hi, there's a bunch of posters I'd welcome with open arms here. 

    He apparently does some stuff in Hollywood as a writer. Quite elusive, but I finally tracked him down in person a few years back at & after a Browns game. Nephew Dan agrees with this old fart- his daughter is smoking hot. 

    I missed that whole  DA/Quinn debate.   Good thing.  In the end what was the argument really about?   Which one was worse?  As they both ended up being bad....not that we have had much better since.

  • @hoorta said:

    Shep is actually a pretty decent guy, of 20,000+ posts here. He migrated to "the other place that cannot be named" when we had the great gay Brady Quinn disruption. BTW, I came out on the good side of that argument- "it's a sin if we draft Quinn".  I occasionally drop by "over there" to say hi, there's a bunch of posters I'd welcome with open arms here. 

    He apparently does some stuff in Hollywood as a writer. Quite elusive, but I finally tracked him down in person a few years back at & after a Browns game. Nephew Dan agrees with this old fart- his daughter is smoking hot. 

    I missed that whole  DA/Quinn debate.   Good thing.  In the end what was the argument really about?   Which one was worse?  As they both ended up being bad....not that we have had much better since.

    @the-gipper said:

    I missed that whole  DA/Quinn debate.   Good thing.  In the end what was the argument really about?   Which one was worse?  As they both ended up being bad....not that we have had much better since.

    If you lived through Hoyer/Manziel you lived through Anderson/Quinn.

    Mediocre nobody is performing OK and the team is performing well. Fanboys want shiny new first rounder. Every time the starter has a bad game, the screaming begins. Eventually the coach succumbs. The draft pick sucks (which the coach already knew) the team goes to hell and we reboot the whole thing with another mediocre QB holding the place for another shiny new rookie.

    Leave Tyrod alone.

    Zombo

    --Mayfield will take the job when he's ready. Win games on Sundays no matter what.

  • @the-gipper said:

    I missed that whole  DA/Quinn debate.   Good thing.  In the end what was the argument really about?   Which one was worse?  As they both ended up being bad....not that we have had much better since.

    If you lived through Hoyer/Manziel you lived through Anderson/Quinn.

    Mediocre nobody is performing OK and the team is performing well. Fanboys want shiny new first rounder. Every time the starter has a bad game, the screaming begins. Eventually the coach succumbs. The draft pick sucks (which the coach already knew) the team goes to hell and we reboot the whole thing with another mediocre QB holding the place for another shiny new rookie.

    Leave Tyrod alone.

    Zombo

    --Mayfield will take the job when he's ready. Win games on Sundays no matter what.

    Zombo said:

    If you lived through Hoyer/Manziel you lived through Anderson/Quinn.

    I just thought that was sillyiness...don't recall that is particularly caused a riff here

    Mediocre nobody is performing OK and the team is performing well. Fanboys want shiny new first rounder. Every time the starter has a bad game, the screaming begins. Eventually the coach succumbs. The draft pick sucks (which the coach already knew) the team goes to hell and we reboot the whole thing with another mediocre QB holding the place for another shiny new rookie.

    Leave Tyrod alone.

    Zombo

    --Mayfield will take the job when he's ready. Win games on Sundays no matter what.

    Story of our lives lately.