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  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by

    In a bit over a month I will be taking another trip to parts of Missouri, Oklahoma, Arkansas mainly.  Included will be 3 more NP units. George Washington Carver,   

    Pea Ridge...another Civil War battle site

    Fort Smith.

  • @the-gipper said:

    And just as a side note,   of the 417 National Park Units,  I have visited 335 of them:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_United_States_National_Park_System_official_units

    AH HA......GIPPER'S REAL IDENTITY REVEALED! 

    I was toting my pack along the long dusty Winnemucca road
    When along came a semi with a high canvas covered load
    If your goin' to Winnemucca, Mack with me you can ride
    And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside
    He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand
    And I said, "Listen! I've traveled every road in this here land!"
    I've been everywhere, man
    I've been everywhere, man
    Crossed the deserts bare, man
    I've breatherd the mountain air, man
    Travel, I've had my share, man
    I've been everywhere
    I've been to,
    Reno
    Chicago
    Fargo
    Minnesota
    Buffalo
    Toronto
    Winslow
    Sarasota
    Whichta
    Tulsa
    Ottowa
    Oklahoma
    Tampa
    Panama
    Mattua
    LaPaloma
    Bangor
    Baltimore
    Salvador
    Amarillo
    Tocapillo
    Pocotello
    Amperdllo
    I'm a Killer
    I've been everywhere, man
    I've been everywhere, man
    Crossed the deserts bare, man
    I've breatherd the mountain air, man
    Travel, I've had my share, man
    I've been everywhere
    I've been to,
    Boston
    Charleston
    Dayton
    Louisiana
    Washington
    Houston
    Kingston
    Texarkana
    Monterey
    Fairaday
    Santa Fe
    Tollaperson
    Glen Rock
    Black Rock
    Little Rock
    Oskaloussa
    Tennessee
    Tinnesay
    Chickapee
    Spirit Lake
    Grand Lake
    Devil's Lake
    Crater Lake
    For Pete's Sake
    I've been everywhere, man
    I've been everywhere, man
    Crossed the deserts bare, man
    I've breatherd the mountain air, man
    Travel, I've had my share, man
    I've been everywhere
    I've been to,
    Louisville
    Nashville
    Knoxville
    Omerback
    Shereville
    Jacksonville
    Waterville
    Costa Rock
    Richfield
    Springfield
    Bakersfield
    Shreveport
    Hakensack
    Cadallic
    Fond do Lac
    Davenport
    Idaho
    Jellico
    Argentina
    Diamondtina
    Pasadena
    Catalina
    See What I Mean
    I've been everywhere, man
    I've been everywhere, man
    Crossed the deserts bare, man
    I've breatherd the mountain air, man
    Travel, I've had my share, man
    I've been everywhere
    I've been to,
    Pittsburgh
    Parkersburg
    Gravelburg
    Colorado
    Ellisburg
    Rexburg
    Vicksburg
    Eldorado
    Larimore
    Adimore
    Habastock
    Chadanocka
    Shasta
    Nebraska
    Alaska
    Opalacka
    Baraboo
    Waterloo
    Kalamazoo
    Kansas City
    Souix City
    Cedar City
    Dodge City
    What a pity
    I've been everywhere, man
    I've been everywhere, man
    Crossed the deserts bare, man
    I've breatherd the mountain air, man
    Travel, I've had my share, man
    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by

    @mjp28 said:

    I was toting my pack along the long dusty Winnemucca road
    When along came a semi with a high canvas covered load
    If your goin' to Winnemucca, Mack with me you can ride
    And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside
    He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand
    And I said, "Listen! I've traveled every road in this here land!"
    I've been everywhere, man
    I've been everywhere, man
    Crossed the deserts bare, man
    I've breatherd the mountain air, man
    Travel, I've had my share, man
    I've been everywhere
    I've been to,
    Reno
    Chicago
    Fargo
    Minnesota
    Buffalo
    Toronto
    Winslow
    Sarasota
    Whichta
    Tulsa
    Ottowa
    Oklahoma
    Tampa

    Panama.....been to Panama City Fla....but not the country
    Mattua...places by this name in like Russia, Indonesia, Bangladesh.
    LaPaloma...this is in Uruguay, never been
    Bangor
    Baltimore

    Salvador
    Amarillo

    Tocapillo....this is in Chile...never been
    Pocotello
    Amperdllo...a made up place, nothing on Google or Google maps
    I'm a Killer
    I've been everywhere, man
    I've been everywhere, man
    Crossed the deserts bare, man
    I've breatherd the mountain air, man
    Travel, I've had my share, man
    I've been everywhere
    I've been to,
    Boston
    Charleston
    Dayton
    Louisiana
    Washington
    Houston

    Kingston...there are several Kingston, NY state, Ontario, Jamaica.  not been to Jamaica
    Texarkana
    Monterey

    Fairaday..WVa, not been
    Santa Fe
    Tollaperson....this is another bad misspelling...or another made up place 
    Glen Rock...New Jersey suburb of NYC....not sure if I have been there, but been all around it.
    Black Rock...the only Black Rock I can find is the temporary city that is set up for the Burning man event
    Little Rock
    Oskaloussa...SE Iowa, not been
    Tennessee
    Tinnesay...this is not a place.....misspelling of Tennessee
    Chickapee...actually spelled Chicopee
    Spirit Lake....in Iowa...will be there in October
    Grand Lake
    Devil's Lake....State park near Baraboo Wisc.  been by but not to
    Crater Lake
    For Pete's Sake
    I've been everywhere, man
    I've been everywhere, man
    Crossed the deserts bare, man
    I've breatherd the mountain air, man
    Travel, I've had my share, man
    I've been everywhere
    I've been to,
    Louisville
    Nashville
    Knoxville

    Omerback...Omerbach....Germany...not been
    Shereville...another misspelled name I think  Schererville in No. Indiana, Chicago suburb, not been.
    Jacksonville
    Waterville
    Costa Rock....if this is supposed to be Costa Rico...not been...no such place as Costa Rock
    Richfield
    Springfield
    Bakersfield
    Shreveport
    Hakensack

    Cadallic....north central Michigan....not been.
    Fond do Lac..in Wisconsin...I have been to many surrounding towns, but not been here
    Davenport
    Idaho
    Jellico 
    Argentina....not been
    Diamondtina....in Brazil...not been
    Pasadena
    Catalina...island off Calif...not been
    See What I Mean
    I've been everywhere, man
    I've been everywhere, man
    Crossed the deserts bare, man
    I've breatherd the mountain air, man
    Travel, I've had my share, man
    I've been everywhere
    I've been to,
    Pittsburgh
    Parkersburg

    Gravelburg....in southern Saskatchewan, not been
    Colorado
    Ellisburg
    Rexburg
    Vicksburg
    Eldorado

    Larimore...in central North Dakota, not been
    Adimore...this comes up only as a jewelry store in LA
    Habastock.....this may not be a real place.  Closest Google comes in Haverstock
    Chadanocka.....this is not a real place apparently...nothing comes up on Google...other than it being in the song
    Shasta
    Nebraska
    Alaska
    Opalacka
    Baraboo
    Waterloo
    Kalamazoo

    Kansas City
    Souix City...Iowa....not been yet, but scheduled to go there in October.
    Cedar City
    Dodge City
    What a pity
    I've been everywhere, man
    I've been everywhere, man
    Crossed the deserts bare, man
    I've breatherd the mountain air, man
    Travel, I've had my share, man

    I have highlighted all the place that I think I have been to.

  • T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by

    Well I'm in Estes Park and just watched a pretty good sized elk with antlers in velvet walk over the hill and down in back of my brothers house about 10 feet from where I was watching him off the elevated back porch. Magnificent animal up that close. This one will be a strong challenger for the females this year. Very broad muscular guy and he is really developing a huge rack to fair him well in Oct.

  • Well I'm in Estes Park and just watched a pretty good sized elk with antlers in velvet walk over the hill and down in back of my brothers house about 10 feet from where I was watching him off the elevated back porch. Magnificent animal up that close. This one will be a strong challenger for the females this year. Very broad muscular guy and he is really developing a huge rack to fair him well in Oct.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by The Gipper

    @texasag1969 said:

    Well I'm in Estes Park and just watched a pretty good sized elk with antlers in velvet walk over the hill and down in back of my brothers house about 10 feet from where I was watching him off the elevated back porch. Magnificent animal up that close. This one will be a strong challenger for the females this year. Very broad muscular guy and he is really developing a huge rack to fair him well in Oct.

    I always enjoy a huge rack.  Err..uhh, ohh...you are talking elk. 

    3600-athletic_gray-z1-t-nothing-says-i-l

  • T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by

    This video is for Cal who is headed out that direction and anyone else that may be. Interesting. Enjoy!

  • T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by

    My daughter and I took two of my grandkids and one of my brother's to Sprague Lake in RMNP this morning and were rewarded with a bull moose with velvet antlers browsing on the water veggies in the lake. I've seen a couple of females in recent years on this side of the divide, but this is the first I've seen one of the large bulls over here. A herd of 12 was released in the Park on the western slope in 1978 and they now number near 3,000 in Colorado both sides of the divide both within RMNP and outside it since that original release 30 years ago. They have enough now that there is a lottery for licenses to hunt a restricted number of bulls every year in the state.

  • C calfoxwc wrote on last edited by

    well, the wolf video seems to be a lot of hokey. You would think that with the wolf population exploding,

    that the bunnies etc would go bye bye. It's true however, that keeping a species from overpopulating and starving

    out is a good thing.

  • well, the wolf video seems to be a lot of hokey. You would think that with the wolf population exploding,

    that the bunnies etc would go bye bye. It's true however, that keeping a species from overpopulating and starving

    out is a good thing.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by

    @calfoxwc said:

    well, the wolf video seems to be a lot of hokey. You would think that with the wolf population exploding,

    that the bunnies etc would go bye bye. It's true however, that keeping a species from overpopulating and starving

    out is a good thing.

    Does that include humans?  😉

  • C calfoxwc wrote on last edited by

    are you a deer?

    we're talking about wildlife, try to keep up.

  • are you a deer?

    we're talking about wildlife, try to keep up.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by

    @calfoxwc said:

    are you a deer?

    we're talking about wildlife, try to keep up.

    I am making a fuycking joke,  try relaxing your sphincter.

  • @calfoxwc said:

    are you a deer?

    we're talking about wildlife, try to keep up.

    I am making a fuycking joke,  try relaxing your sphincter.

    T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by TexasAg1969

    @the-gipper said:

    I am making a fuycking joke,  try relaxing your sphincter.

    Deleted. Realized this is not the political forum.?‍♂️

  • T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by

    This morning in Rocky Mountain National Park --Enjoy

  • T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by

    About 5 am the morning before last my brother had to swat a bear's paw out of the open window after it had slashed through the screen. He thinks it was the same half grown cub he had scared off the hummingbird feeder out on the same back porch two weeks ago.

  • Best battlefield is easily sharpsburg, Maryland, aka Antietam creek

    T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    Best battlefield is easily sharpsburg, Maryland, aka Antietam creek

    Vicksburg is a good one too.

  • @the-cysko-kid said:

    Best battlefield is easily sharpsburg, Maryland, aka Antietam creek

    Vicksburg is a good one too.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by

    @texasag1969 said:

    Vicksburg is a good one too.

    I will be going to Pea Ridge  (Civil War battle site)  in NW Arkansas sometime next week.  Not been there before.

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Vicksburg is a good one too.

    I will be going to Pea Ridge  (Civil War battle site)  in NW Arkansas sometime next week.  Not been there before.

    T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by

    @the-gipper said:

    I will be going to Pea Ridge  (Civil War battle site)  in NW Arkansas sometime next week.  Not been there before.

    Didn't Trump participate in that?(Sorry I just could not pass it up-the devil made me do it.?).

  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by

    On my recent trip to a resort in Northeast Oklahoma, I was able to visit  4 more National Park units that I had not been to before:

    George Washington Carver National Historic Park.  This is in southwest Missouri near Joplin.  It is the location of GWC's boyhood home. Or, at least, it was the home of the persons who were he and his mother's slave owners.  Though they were slave owners, it appears that they were pretty good to young GWC.  At one point before the civil war, raiders came and stole he and his mother from this farm.  The farm owner did his mightiest to get them back, but could only get GWC.  His mother was lost forever.  They allowed young George free rein of the property...and in fact, because he was "frail" they did not require him to do the hard work around the farm.  It was in the woods and fields of this location that he learned the appreciation of nature, and of farm techniques.  Later in life he invented many of the methods by which farming was undertaken in this country...by everyone.

    Pea Ridge National Military Park.   This is a Civil War Battlefield site in Northwest Arkansas.  It ended up being a Union Victory, the main thrust of which is that it preserved Missouri as part of the Union. The Confederate goal had been to route the Union out of Missouri and to have it joined the Confederacy, but because of the North's victory, that never happened.

    Fort Smith National Historic Park. This fort, and the surrounding town, was built originally as a way to protect the Cherokee Indians who had recently been "removed" along the Trail of Tears from the native Osage Indians.  During the Civil War it was occupied for a short time by the Confederacy, but later taken control of by the Union and was in Union hands for most of the war.  More famously this site became the hub of post Civil war activity to try to stifle banditry and outlaws. Judge Isaac Roy Parker (the hanging judge)  held sway here at Fort Smith, along with like 100 US Marshalls whose job it was to chase outlaws who tried to hide out in "Indian Territory"...today, Oklahoma.  (Indian Territory did not have the same laws/legal structure as a state did).  Recall the movie True Grit (either the John Wayne or the Jeff Bridges versions), which depicted the sort of thing going on there in Fort Smith.  And during his time, Judge Parker hanged (not hung)  88 outlaws.

    Ozark National Scenic Riverways.   This one I stopped into just one part of it on my way home.  It encompasses the river ways of the Current and Jack Fork rivers there in south central Missouri. It is a big recreation area where you can do all the river type activities, fish, swim, canoe etc. The part I was at was called The Big Spring Area.....and I was surprised and impressed by this.  There is a huge spring where water comes out of the ground, and I mean water:   300 million gallons a day come out of this spring. Almost a gallon a day for every American. And beautiful surroundings there as well. The deer come out of the woods and feed on the grass as you drive right by them.

    Revisited National Park Units:

    Hot Springs National Park

    Buffalo National Scenic River.

    These now make  347  of the 417 National Park units that I have visited. 

  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by

    I am starting a new, but related thread all its own entitled:  Rock n Roll Pilgramages.  See the new thread.

  • T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by TexasAg1969

    My nephew stands at parade rest as his ship sails under the Golden Gate bridge during the S.F.  U.S.Navy Fleet Week. He is the CWO in charge of all communications and computer systems on board ship. Some 23 years ago my brother kicked him out of the house for not working while hanging around some questionable losers who were also going nowhere. He joined the Navy and eventually got so good at his job that he was assigned to the joint services top notch world combat team that operated out of Ft. Bragg. He went through all the special warfare schools, communications/computer schools and even jump school to a be a part of that major command group. Smart kid who grew up to be a very sharp Naval Career man and Chief Warrant Officer (E-8 I believe). I'm very proud of him and also of my 1st cousin who just retired from the USMC as a Lt. Col. My nephew has put in for retirement, but because of all the $$ they have put into him, they may not let him go yet.

    Greality-GDT-100818-1-300x200.jpg

  • My nephew stands at parade rest as his ship sails under the Golden Gate bridge during the S.F.  U.S.Navy Fleet Week. He is the CWO in charge of all communications and computer systems on board ship. Some 23 years ago my brother kicked him out of the house for not working while hanging around some questionable losers who were also going nowhere. He joined the Navy and eventually got so good at his job that he was assigned to the joint services top notch world combat team that operated out of Ft. Bragg. He went through all the special warfare schools, communications/computer schools and even jump school to a be a part of that major command group. Smart kid who grew up to be a very sharp Naval Career man and Chief Warrant Officer (E-8 I believe). I'm very proud of him and also of my 1st cousin who just retired from the USMC as a Lt. Col. My nephew has put in for retirement, but because of all the $$ they have put into him, they may not let him go yet.

    Greality-GDT-100818-1-300x200.jpg

    mjp28M mjp28 wrote on last edited by

    @texasag1969 said:

    My nephew stands at parade rest as his ship sails under the Golden Gate bridge during the S.F.  U.S.Navy Fleet Week. He is the CWO in charge of all communications and computer systems on board ship. Some 23 years ago my brother kicked him out of the house for not working while hanging around some questionable losers who were also going nowhere. He joined the Navy and eventually got so good at his job that he was assigned to the joint services top notch world combat team that operated out of Ft. Bragg. He went through all the special warfare schools, communications/computer schools and even jump school to a be a part of that major command group. Smart kid who grew up to be a very sharp Naval Career man and Chief Warrant Officer (E-8 I believe). I'm very proud of him and also of my 1st cousin who just retired from the USMC as a Lt. Col. My nephew has put in for retirement, but because of all the $$ they have put into him, they may not let him go yet.

    Greality-GDT-100818-1-300x200.jpg

    Good for him and those involved around him.