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  • jesus christ u fan boys, dez only wants to come here cause #hbo

    another free agent clown looking for one last mark befire retirement. How are so many of u not sick and tired of the browns getting huckleberried every year by guys looking for a retirement gig? 

  • Seems like a waste of money, but thats one thing this team has in spades.  As long as the youngsters aren't impeded or have to take a back seat because Dez throws a fit, I don't see the harm.

    @htownbrown said:

    Seems like a waste of money, but thats one thing this team has in spades.  As long as the youngsters aren't impeded or have to take a back seat because Dez throws a fit, I don't see the harm.

    This kind of feels like going to church when you've got an assss full of gas and turbulence you gotta power sphincter closed in a room full of people.  That ain't lasting 60 minutes before people are complaining about the stink and where it came from. 

  • @htownbrown said:

    Seems like a waste of money, but thats one thing this team has in spades.  As long as the youngsters aren't impeded or have to take a back seat because Dez throws a fit, I don't see the harm.

    This kind of feels like going to church when you've got an assss full of gas and turbulence you gotta power sphincter closed in a room full of people.  That ain't lasting 60 minutes before people are complaining about the stink and where it came from. 

    @flugel said:

    This kind of feels like going to church when you've got an assss full of gas and turbulence you gotta power sphincter closed in a room full of people.  That ain't lasting 60 minutes before people are complaining about the stink and where it came from. 

    i cant think of a better place to vacate a colon full of gasses from decaying organic matter. Matches the hot noxious fumes coming from the pulpit.

    ☕

  • Heres the bottom line... If ,  And I mean If Josh Gordon has anything to do with getting us a SB win... All of this crap will be forgotten about like it never happened.. I know it.. You know it.. So all of you do goody church goin muther fukkers can GTH!

    @nickers said:

    Heres the bottom line... If ,  And I mean If Josh Gordon has anything to do with getting us a SB win... All of this crap will be forgotten about like it never happened.. I know it.. You know it.. So all of you do goody church goin muther fukkers can GTH!

    Once again, when the Browns need Josh Gordon, he's not available. 

    And I'm an atheist, so my spot in the fictional warm place would already be reserved without your input or request. 

  • Listening to 92.3 and Chris Fedor a hour ago, I feel he nailed the Dez situation perfectly: 
     

    "There's a reason he's still a free agent looking for a job... His ability on the field has decreased enough where team's don't think it outweighs his personality anymore". 

  • Listening to 92.3 and Chris Fedor a hour ago, I feel he nailed the Dez situation perfectly: 
     

    "There's a reason he's still a free agent looking for a job... His ability on the field has decreased enough where team's don't think it outweighs his personality anymore". 

    @dutch-oven said:

    Listening to 92.3 and Chris Fedor a hour ago, I feel he nailed the Dez situation perfectly: 
     

    "There's a reason he's still a free agent looking for a job... His ability on the field has decreased enough where team's don't think it outweighs his personality anymore". 

    Oh yes, there's a reason some used cars just sit on car lots, there's a reason some houses don't sell, there's a reason penny stocks are penny stocks......until some sucker comes along to buy them.

    (some of my old favorite sayings 😉 )

  • Heres the bottom line... If ,  And I mean If Josh Gordon has anything to do with getting us a SB win... All of this crap will be forgotten about like it never happened.. I know it.. You know it.. So all of you do goody church goin muther fukkers can GTH!

    @nickers said:

    . So all of you do goody church goin muther fukkers can GTH!

    I ain't no goody church goer..........................................but I'll own up to the rest..........................well my kids' mother anyway.?

  • Church is an umbrella - for the "goodies" and the "baddies" alike...

  • Church is an umbrella - for the "goodies" and the "baddies" alike...

    @poeticg said:

    Church is an umbrella - for the "goodies" and the "baddies" alike...

    Is it in any way similar to the Rihanna song 'Umbrella'?

    Eh, eh, eh... 

  • @dutch-oven said:

    Listening to 92.3 and Chris Fedor a hour ago, I feel he nailed the Dez situation perfectly: 
     

    "There's a reason he's still a free agent looking for a job... His ability on the field has decreased enough where team's don't think it outweighs his personality anymore". 

    Oh yes, there's a reason some used cars just sit on car lots, there's a reason some houses don't sell, there's a reason penny stocks are penny stocks......until some sucker comes along to buy them.

    (some of my old favorite sayings 😉 )

    @mjp28 said:

    Oh yes, there's a reason some used cars just sit on car lots, there's a reason some houses don't sell, there's a reason penny stocks are penny stocks......until some sucker comes along to buy them.

    (some of my old favorite sayings 😉 )

    Exactly!  We're not that far removed from wasting 12 million $ on quick sand named Dwayne Bowe.   Then we rinsed and repeated with the brat named Britt.  Before all that, we thought we stole Davon Bess away from Miami - only to be left feeling like we got the next Tony Montana...

    I hope we're finally done wasting time and money on WRs with their best days in the rear view mirror.  

  • @nickers said:

    Heres the bottom line... If ,  And I mean If Josh Gordon has anything to do with getting us a SB win... All of this crap will be forgotten about like it never happened.. I know it.. You know it.. So all of you do goody church goin muther fukkers can GTH!

    Once again, when the Browns need Josh Gordon, he's not available. 

    And I'm an atheist, so my spot in the fictional warm place would already be reserved without your input or request. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    Once again, when the Browns need Josh Gordon, he's not available. 

    And I'm an atheist, so my spot in the fictional warm place would already be reserved without your input or request. 

    Fuk you too, Fag

  • @dutch-oven said:

    Once again, when the Browns need Josh Gordon, he's not available. 

    And I'm an atheist, so my spot in the fictional warm place would already be reserved without your input or request. 

    Fuk you too, Fag

    @nickers said:

    Fuk you too, Fag

    You wallow happily in your ignorance, don't you? You just let it wash over you, like a waterfall of stupidity. 

  • It’s interesting how the collective media narrative of Dez Bryant possibly playing for the Browns has moved from a firm “hell no” to a “mmmm...maybe?” in a short span of time.

    At first he wanted to play for a contender, and he was a headcase with declining abilities, and that was like last week. And now he’s an insurance policy for Josh Gordon with an incredible work ethic who is only a headcase because he wants to win so bad.

    Just interesting to see the media about face in this. I suppose from Bryant’s perspective, training camp has started and he’s running out of options. 

  • It’s interesting how the collective media narrative of Dez Bryant possibly playing for the Browns has moved from a firm “hell no” to a “mmmm...maybe?” in a short span of time.

    At first he wanted to play for a contender, and he was a headcase with declining abilities, and that was like last week. And now he’s an insurance policy for Josh Gordon with an incredible work ethic who is only a headcase because he wants to win so bad.

    Just interesting to see the media about face in this. I suppose from Bryant’s perspective, training camp has started and he’s running out of options. 

    @ibleedbrown said:

    It’s interesting how the collective media narrative of Dez Bryant possibly playing for the Browns has moved from a firm “hell no” to a “mmmm...maybe?” in a short span of time.

    At first he wanted to play for a contender, and he was a headcase with declining abilities, and that was like last week. And now he’s an insurance policy for Josh Gordon with an incredible work ethic who is only a headcase because he wants to win so bad.

    Just interesting to see the media about face in this. I suppose from Bryant’s perspective, training camp has started and he’s running out of options. 

    Yeah, that about sums it up.  He's at the point where OchoCinco was when he showed up to NE with the impact of NoShowCinco. 

  • @ibleedbrown said:

    It’s interesting how the collective media narrative of Dez Bryant possibly playing for the Browns has moved from a firm “hell no” to a “mmmm...maybe?” in a short span of time.

    At first he wanted to play for a contender, and he was a headcase with declining abilities, and that was like last week. And now he’s an insurance policy for Josh Gordon with an incredible work ethic who is only a headcase because he wants to win so bad.

    Just interesting to see the media about face in this. I suppose from Bryant’s perspective, training camp has started and he’s running out of options. 

    Yeah, that about sums it up.  He's at the point where OchoCinco was when he showed up to NE with the impact of NoShowCinco. 

    @flugel said:

    Yeah, that about sums it up.  He's at the point where OchoCinco was when he showed up to NE with the impact of NoShowCinco. 

    That's my take. We've had enough retiring WRs sponge off the Browns on the way out the permanent door.

  • @nickers said:

    Fuk you too, Fag

    You wallow happily in your ignorance, don't you? You just let it wash over you, like a waterfall of stupidity. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    You wallow happily in your ignorance, don't you? You just let it wash over you, like a waterfall of stupidity. 

    And you wallow in conceited , delusional bliss.. Have a $hitty day...

  • @flugel said:

    Yeah, that about sums it up.  He's at the point where OchoCinco was when he showed up to NE with the impact of NoShowCinco. 

    That's my take. We've had enough retiring WRs sponge off the Browns on the way out the permanent door.

    @texasag1969 said:

    That's my take. We've had enough retiring WRs sponge off the Browns on the way out the permanent door.

    no............sht. And not just wr's. 

  • @ibleedbrown said:

    It’s interesting how the collective media narrative of Dez Bryant possibly playing for the Browns has moved from a firm “hell no” to a “mmmm...maybe?” in a short span of time.

    At first he wanted to play for a contender, and he was a headcase with declining abilities, and that was like last week. And now he’s an insurance policy for Josh Gordon with an incredible work ethic who is only a headcase because he wants to win so bad.

    Just interesting to see the media about face in this. I suppose from Bryant’s perspective, training camp has started and he’s running out of options. 

    Yeah, that about sums it up.  He's at the point where OchoCinco was when he showed up to NE with the impact of NoShowCinco. 

    @flugel said:

    Yeah, that about sums it up.  He's at the point where OchoCinco was when he showed up to NE with the impact of NoShowCinco. 

    Ocho Stinko could not learn the playbook. Dim Bulb lined up wrong in the Super Bowl after 18 games and when NE was desperate and had to play him.

    They must have drawn plays in the dirt over at Cinci. Go to the cheerleaders and cut across on three.

  • @mjp28 said:

    Oh yes, there's a reason some used cars just sit on car lots, there's a reason some houses don't sell, there's a reason penny stocks are penny stocks......until some sucker comes along to buy them.

    (some of my old favorite sayings 😉 )

    Exactly!  We're not that far removed from wasting 12 million $ on quick sand named Dwayne Bowe.   Then we rinsed and repeated with the brat named Britt.  Before all that, we thought we stole Davon Bess away from Miami - only to be left feeling like we got the next Tony Montana...

    I hope we're finally done wasting time and money on WRs with their best days in the rear view mirror.  

    @flugel said:

    Exactly!  We're not that far removed from wasting 12 million $ on quick sand named Dwayne Bowe.   Then we rinsed and repeated with the brat named Britt.  Before all that, we thought we stole Davon Bess away from Miami - only to be left feeling like we got the next Tony Montana...

    I hope we're finally done wasting time and money on WRs with their best days in the rear view mirror.  

    Britt had Kizer throwing to the other team.

    Gordon is a glass pipe full of crack away from starting in the CFL with Johnny Football.

  • Sign him.

    Rolling that cap money to 2019 is not a commitment to contend for the division.