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Josh Gordon Tweets He Will Not Be At Training Camp This Week

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  • @orion said:

    HEY JOSH GORDON!!  Tom Heckert just passed away.  He stuck his neck out for you!  YOU OWE THAT MAN!!

    And how do you propose that Gordon "pay" him?

    @the-gipper said:

    And how do you propose that Gordon "pay" him?

    Metaphorically? 

    noun
    1. a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable inorder to suggest a resemblance, as in “A mighty fortress is our God.”Compare mixed metaphor, simile(def 1).
    2. something used, or regarded as being used, to represent something else; emblem; symbol.
  • @the-gipper said:

    And how do you propose that Gordon "pay" him?

    Metaphorically? 

    noun
    1. a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable inorder to suggest a resemblance, as in “A mighty fortress is our God.”Compare mixed metaphor, simile(def 1).
    2. something used, or regarded as being used, to represent something else; emblem; symbol.

    @mjp28 said:

    Metaphorically? 

    noun

    1. a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable inorder to suggest a resemblance, as in “A mighty fortress is our God.”Compare mixed metaphor, simile(def 1).
    2. something used, or regarded as being used, to represent something else; emblem; symbol.

    It does not answer the question.   What kind of "Metaphorical" payment must Josh Gordon make to Tom Heckert? 

    You could say that "well, now Josh has to prove to the world and to himself that Heckert putting his faith in him was not unwarranted by Josh coming back and keeping clean and having a great productive season." 

    See there...I did your job for you.

  • @mjp28 said:

    Metaphorically? 

    noun

    1. a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable inorder to suggest a resemblance, as in “A mighty fortress is our God.”Compare mixed metaphor, simile(def 1).
    2. something used, or regarded as being used, to represent something else; emblem; symbol.

    It does not answer the question.   What kind of "Metaphorical" payment must Josh Gordon make to Tom Heckert? 

    You could say that "well, now Josh has to prove to the world and to himself that Heckert putting his faith in him was not unwarranted by Josh coming back and keeping clean and having a great productive season." 

    See there...I did your job for you.

    @the-gipper said:

    It does not answer the question.   What kind of "Metaphorical" payment must Josh Gordon make to Tom Heckert? 

    You could say that "well, now Josh has to prove to the world and to himself that Heckert putting his faith in him was not unwarranted by Josh coming back and keeping clean and having a great productive season." 

    See there...I did your job for you.

    OK allegorically?

  • @the-gipper said:

    It does not answer the question.   What kind of "Metaphorical" payment must Josh Gordon make to Tom Heckert? 

    You could say that "well, now Josh has to prove to the world and to himself that Heckert putting his faith in him was not unwarranted by Josh coming back and keeping clean and having a great productive season." 

    See there...I did your job for you.

    OK allegorically?

    @mjp28 said:

    OK allegorically?

    Crocodilically

  • @mjp28 said:

    OK allegorically?

    Crocodilically

    @the-gipper said:

    Crocodilically

    Did you mean Crocodillydilly??

  • @the-gipper said:

    Crocodilically

    Did you mean Crocodillydilly??

    @texasag1969 said:

    Did you mean Crocodillydilly??

    What do you think lies in the Pit of Misery?

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  • @mjp28 said:

    OK allegorically?

    Crocodilically

    @the-gipper said:

    Crocodilically

    😆

    Actually they only way you can really make anything up to a deceased person is in their ulogy......or maybe offer to pay for the funeral.

    But seriously may he RIP.

  • Crocodillys!?

  • @mjp28 said:

    Metaphorically? 

    noun

    1. a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable inorder to suggest a resemblance, as in “A mighty fortress is our God.”Compare mixed metaphor, simile(def 1).
    2. something used, or regarded as being used, to represent something else; emblem; symbol.

    It does not answer the question.   What kind of "Metaphorical" payment must Josh Gordon make to Tom Heckert? 

    You could say that "well, now Josh has to prove to the world and to himself that Heckert putting his faith in him was not unwarranted by Josh coming back and keeping clean and having a great productive season." 

    See there...I did your job for you.

    @the-gipper said:

    You could say that "well, now Josh has to prove to the world and to himself that Heckert putting his faith in him was not unwarranted by Josh coming back and keeping clean and having a great productive season." 

    There.  You figured it out all by yourself.......almost.

  • So any word when he is coming back?  Been over a week.

  • So any word when he is coming back?  Been over a week.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    So any word when he is coming back?  Been over a week.

    He is coming back after he bails Calloway out of jail....

  • @the-gipper said:

    You could say that "well, now Josh has to prove to the world and to himself that Heckert putting his faith in him was not unwarranted by Josh coming back and keeping clean and having a great productive season." 

    There.  You figured it out all by yourself.......almost.

    @orion said:

    There.  You figured it out all by yourself.......almost.

    I had to because no one else could apparently.

  • @orion said:

    There.  You figured it out all by yourself.......almost.

    I had to because no one else could apparently.

    @the-gipper said:

    I had to because no one else could apparently.

    It was intended for only smart people to understand.

  • @the-gipper said:

    I had to because no one else could apparently.

    It was intended for only smart people to understand.

    @orion said:

    It was intended for only smart people to understand.

    It is why I was the only one who could understand it.

  • I almost feel like the Gordon business is a work, and he might have been told to stay away from hard knocks at least for a little while. 

    Probably that's ridiculous, but it feels a little fishy that if he decided he couldn't attend training camp that they're not legit furious with him. 

  • I almost feel like the Gordon business is a work, and he might have been told to stay away from hard knocks at least for a little while. 

    Probably that's ridiculous, but it feels a little fishy that if he decided he couldn't attend training camp that they're not legit furious with him. 

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    I almost feel like the Gordon business is a work, and he might have been told to stay away from hard knocks at least for a little while. 

    Probably that's ridiculous, but it feels a little fishy that if he decided he couldn't attend training camp that they're not legit furious with him. 

    This is his latest video out today. Note how in it he says “when I HAVE to come back”.    

  • @the-cysko-kid said:

    I almost feel like the Gordon business is a work, and he might have been told to stay away from hard knocks at least for a little while. 

    Probably that's ridiculous, but it feels a little fishy that if he decided he couldn't attend training camp that they're not legit furious with him. 

    This is his latest video out today. Note how in it he says “when I HAVE to come back”.    

    @jcam222 said:

    This is his latest video out today. Note how in it he says “when I HAVE to come back”.    

    With the "6 quarters" thing I couldn't help but remember that in the five games he was in last season, there was a huge difference in his contribution if you compared his second half performance.

    Probably he noticed, wanted to be in the best shape possible and focus. It's not only about Hard Knocks being in town. I'm sure the "brotherhood" kind of environment in the team can lead him to do drugs (marijuana and alcohol are very "social" drugs), and he prefers not to take any chances for as long as possible.

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    @lbc-mike said:

    Video blocked.

    You can open it on YT

  • It's good to see JG staying in shape, working hard each day, training and staying focused..

    I can see why he wouldn't want to be in Cleveland right now...

    Callaway getting popped with MJ, Hard Knocks, etc. 

    I just hope hes there soon...