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  • @unsympathetic said:

    Future Hall of Famer Corey Coleman's stats? 2 catches, zero yards, two plays where he lined up wrong.  I think we actually won that trade..

    I am such a fahking Troll. Can you believe I called him a wasted draft pick on draft day?

    Seriously, who would have ever thought that a puny, tiny, weak homosexual WR from a school that played in a touch football league, A WR who dropped passes at an NCAA high rate inside the numbers would not have been worth a good schidt?

    Regarding Josh Allen, I would cut him. Preseason means everything. 4 - 0 guarantees 0 - 16.   Blo ROd and Baker really lit it up las week, didn't they?

    @ghoolie said:

    I am such a fahking Troll. Can you believe I called him a wasted draft pick on draft day?

    Seriously, who would have ever thought that a puny, tiny, weak homosexual WR from a school that played in a touch football league, A WR who dropped passes at an NCAA high rate inside the numbers would not have been worth a good schidt?

    Regarding Josh Allen, I would cut him. Preseason means everything. 4 - 0 guarantees 0 - 16.   Blo ROd and Baker really lit it up las week, didn't they?

    OK, take a bow for calling it on Coleman. But how about that Paxton Lynch feller you wanted us to draft- currently third string on the Broncos- behind "Mr. Irrelevant" last pick in the draft Chad Kelly.  😁  

    EDIT: Man- you really called it on Paxton-  Lynch has pretty much been the opposite. (of Kelly) The former first-round pick struggles reading defenses, owns poor pocket presence, consistently misses receivers, and instills little confidence.Lynch, who has a 42.6 QB rating, completing just 14 of 29 passes for 102 yards and one interception and 3.5 yards per attempt in three preseason games, will finish out Thursday tussle with the Cards.

    Regarding Tyrod and Baker, I call it "scoreboard".  

  • In other news...

    We learned concrete can be concussed. 🙂

  • @dawg2fan said:

    I have no problem with Mayfield, but at least admit that Allen had no protection at all.  The oline play was horrible in the first half.  Bengals had their way with him.  In the previous game, you could see his talents.  McCarren would've had the same problem with that pass rush.  

    McCarren may have had the same problem, but Peterman played with the same line against the same team.. and didn't have a problem.

    @unsympathetic said:

    McCarren may have had the same problem, but Peterman played with the same line against the same team.. and didn't have a problem.

    The D was not the same for Peterman:

    https://www.newyorkupstate.com/expo/sports/erry-2018/08/9570f0a6673813/bills-vs-bengals-josh-allen-ru.html

    Please read more on Peterman's scoring drives where it states it was against Bengals 2nd stringers.  

  • @ghoolie said:

    I am such a fahking Troll. Can you believe I called him a wasted draft pick on draft day?

    Seriously, who would have ever thought that a puny, tiny, weak homosexual WR from a school that played in a touch football league, A WR who dropped passes at an NCAA high rate inside the numbers would not have been worth a good schidt?

    Regarding Josh Allen, I would cut him. Preseason means everything. 4 - 0 guarantees 0 - 16.   Blo ROd and Baker really lit it up las week, didn't they?

    OK, take a bow for calling it on Coleman. But how about that Paxton Lynch feller you wanted us to draft- currently third string on the Broncos- behind "Mr. Irrelevant" last pick in the draft Chad Kelly.  😁  

    EDIT: Man- you really called it on Paxton-  Lynch has pretty much been the opposite. (of Kelly) The former first-round pick struggles reading defenses, owns poor pocket presence, consistently misses receivers, and instills little confidence.Lynch, who has a 42.6 QB rating, completing just 14 of 29 passes for 102 yards and one interception and 3.5 yards per attempt in three preseason games, will finish out Thursday tussle with the Cards.

    Regarding Tyrod and Baker, I call it "scoreboard".  

    @hoorta said:

    OK, take a bow for calling it on Coleman. But how about that Paxton Lynch feller you wanted us to draft- currently third string on the Broncos- behind "Mr. Irrelevant" last pick in the draft Chad Kelly.  😁  

    Regarding Tyrod and Baker, I call it "scoreboard".  

    Last I looked Lynch was still collecting an NFL salary as an NFL QB. Last time i looked our former #1 QB picks are all history. Lynch is a good kid. I'll take heat for liking him. He owuld have been a far better pick than the dildo we drafted last year. At least Lynch never orchestrated a 0 - 16 season.

  • @hoorta said:

    OK, take a bow for calling it on Coleman. But how about that Paxton Lynch feller you wanted us to draft- currently third string on the Broncos- behind "Mr. Irrelevant" last pick in the draft Chad Kelly.  😁  

    Regarding Tyrod and Baker, I call it "scoreboard".  

    Last I looked Lynch was still collecting an NFL salary as an NFL QB. Last time i looked our former #1 QB picks are all history. Lynch is a good kid. I'll take heat for liking him. He owuld have been a far better pick than the dildo we drafted last year. At least Lynch never orchestrated a 0 - 16 season.

    @ghoolie said:

     I'll take heat for liking him. He owuld have been a far better pick than the dildo we drafted last year

    I'm not sure a guy who can't beat out Trevor from Best Buy's Geek Squad [and is still being talked about in trades to Buffalo bc McCarron suffered a hairline collarbone] is really someone you want to keep crapping out trying to support..

  • @hoorta said:

    OK, take a bow for calling it on Coleman. But how about that Paxton Lynch feller you wanted us to draft- currently third string on the Broncos- behind "Mr. Irrelevant" last pick in the draft Chad Kelly.  😁  

    Regarding Tyrod and Baker, I call it "scoreboard".  

    Last I looked Lynch was still collecting an NFL salary as an NFL QB. Last time i looked our former #1 QB picks are all history. Lynch is a good kid. I'll take heat for liking him. He owuld have been a far better pick than the dildo we drafted last year. At least Lynch never orchestrated a 0 - 16 season.

    @ghoolie said:

     Lynch is a good kid. I'll take heat for liking him.  At least Lynch never orchestrated a 0 - 16 season.

    Yawn, Colt McCoy is a good kid, Deshone Kizer is a good kid. Too bad they're not very good quarterbacks- like Paxton Lynch. 

    Well, the maestro of that 0-16 season was Hue Jackson. Only coach I can recall who was so disorganized he had to call a time out before his team ever ran a play. That goal line screwup with no timeouts and seconds left in the half was really another epic fail too. 

  • @hoorta said:

    OK, take a bow for calling it on Coleman. But how about that Paxton Lynch feller you wanted us to draft- currently third string on the Broncos- behind "Mr. Irrelevant" last pick in the draft Chad Kelly.  😁  

    Regarding Tyrod and Baker, I call it "scoreboard".  

    Last I looked Lynch was still collecting an NFL salary as an NFL QB. Last time i looked our former #1 QB picks are all history. Lynch is a good kid. I'll take heat for liking him. He owuld have been a far better pick than the dildo we drafted last year. At least Lynch never orchestrated a 0 - 16 season.

    @ghoolie said:

    Last I looked Lynch was still collecting an NFL salary as an NFL QB. Last time i looked our former #1 QB picks are all history. Lynch is a good kid. I'll take heat for liking him. He owuld have been a far better pick than the dildo we drafted last year. At least Lynch never orchestrated a 0 - 16 season.

    D'UH Kizer didn't orchestrate a 1-15 followed by a 0-16 season, part of yes but completely his fault no way not even close. 

    And the BROWNS were a lucky missed FG from 0-16 and 0-16 seasons......oh yeah Kizer was still at ND on the first one, his fault too? (edit add  2nd Round (#52): QB DeShone Kizer, not even a 1st round pick).

    Truth is (and it hurts) the BROWNS have become a quarterback graveyard, no good FA QB really wanted to come here and the cupboard was bare from disastrous previous picks......but go ahead blame Kizer, hey he's in GB and born again. 😆

    But hope springs eternal in Cleveland, GO BROWNS 2018!

  • @ghoolie said:

     Lynch is a good kid. I'll take heat for liking him.  At least Lynch never orchestrated a 0 - 16 season.

    Yawn, Colt McCoy is a good kid, Deshone Kizer is a good kid. Too bad they're not very good quarterbacks- like Paxton Lynch. 

    Well, the maestro of that 0-16 season was Hue Jackson. Only coach I can recall who was so disorganized he had to call a time out before his team ever ran a play. That goal line screwup with no timeouts and seconds left in the half was really another epic fail too. 

    @hoorta said:

    Yawn, Colt McCoy is a good kid, Deshone Kizer is a good kid. Too bad they're not very good quarterbacks- like Paxton Lynch. 

    Well, the maestro of that 0-16 season was Hue Jackson. Only coach I can recall who was so disorganized he had to call a time out before his team ever ran a play. That goal line screwup with no timeouts and seconds left in the half was really another epic fail too. 

    Hue Jackson didn't play in one of those games. Your future HOF piece of schidt JT was part of most of them. As were your heroes Coleman and the Zumba Homo.

    And remember Larry, according to you and Flugel Fallafal, it is the COORDINATORS who lost all those games, After all, according to your jackoff logic, COORDINATORS are hired to help the owner combat a bad head coach.

    Dude, you live in a weird, weird world.

  • @ghoolie said:

    Last I looked Lynch was still collecting an NFL salary as an NFL QB. Last time i looked our former #1 QB picks are all history. Lynch is a good kid. I'll take heat for liking him. He owuld have been a far better pick than the dildo we drafted last year. At least Lynch never orchestrated a 0 - 16 season.

    D'UH Kizer didn't orchestrate a 1-15 followed by a 0-16 season, part of yes but completely his fault no way not even close. 

    And the BROWNS were a lucky missed FG from 0-16 and 0-16 seasons......oh yeah Kizer was still at ND on the first one, his fault too? (edit add  2nd Round (#52): QB DeShone Kizer, not even a 1st round pick).

    Truth is (and it hurts) the BROWNS have become a quarterback graveyard, no good FA QB really wanted to come here and the cupboard was bare from disastrous previous picks......but go ahead blame Kizer, hey he's in GB and born again. 😆

    But hope springs eternal in Cleveland, GO BROWNS 2018!

    @mjp28 said:

    D'UH Kizer didn't orchestrate a 1-15 followed by a 0-16 season, part of yes but completely his fault no way not even close. 

    And the BROWNS were a lucky missed FG from 0-16 and 0-16 seasons......oh yeah Kizer was still at ND on the first one, his fault too? (edit add  2nd Round (#52): QB DeShone Kizer, not even a 1st round pick).

    Truth is (and it hurts) the BROWNS have become a quarterback graveyard, no good FA QB really wanted to come here and the cupboard was bare from disastrous previous picks......but go ahead blame Kizer, hey he's in GB and born again. 😆

    But hope springs eternal in Cleveland, GO BROWNS 2018!

    Kizer, JT, Coleman,  and The Zumba Homo played those games. Hue didn't take a single snap. HOF OL ( Worthless piece of schidt), and two PHENOMENAL #1 picks...... remember, you dildoes RAVED about these picks. GARBAGE Talent. Shill have garbage talent.

  • @hoorta said:

    Yawn, Colt McCoy is a good kid, Deshone Kizer is a good kid. Too bad they're not very good quarterbacks- like Paxton Lynch. 

    Well, the maestro of that 0-16 season was Hue Jackson. Only coach I can recall who was so disorganized he had to call a time out before his team ever ran a play. That goal line screwup with no timeouts and seconds left in the half was really another epic fail too. 

    Hue Jackson didn't play in one of those games. Your future HOF piece of schidt JT was part of most of them. As were your heroes Coleman and the Zumba Homo.

    And remember Larry, according to you and Flugel Fallafal, it is the COORDINATORS who lost all those games, After all, according to your jackoff logic, COORDINATORS are hired to help the owner combat a bad head coach.

    Dude, you live in a weird, weird world.

    @ghoolie said:

    Hue Jackson didn't play in one of those games. Your future HOF piece of schidt JT was part of most of them. As were your heroes Coleman and the Zumba Homo.

    And remember Larry, according to you and Flugel Fallafal, it is the COORDINATORS who lost all those games, After all, according to your jackoff logic, COORDINATORS are hired to help the owner combat a bad head coach.

    Dude, you live in a weird, weird world.

    Until you put the bottle down, I'll speak for myself.   First, we didn't hire an OC until this year.  Second, you're the one that couldn't wait to post hw much you thought Gregg Williams sucked to the extent you called me out for it.

    Then again, when have you ever remembered what you posted in your incoherent states. 

    You fight Steeler fans 1 day.  You're their biggest fan the next.  You wanted a QB only with our first pick 1 day.The next, you only had eyes for Barkley. My favorite was when I read Gipper posting you wanted Bosa after you managed to fool him into thinking your hind sight 20/20 erased your only football messiah in that draft was Paxton Lynch.

    And this crap about Garrett suddenly getting confidence he's never had after labeling him a pussy is just more ignorance of a guy that's never played an organized contact sport to understand what it means to play injured.  You'd never understand how tough Garrett was playing through a high ankle sprain that got re-aggravated weekly.  That's 1 tough SOB you're not worthy of understanding just like Joe Thomas in an ignorant world where your only football messiah is Paxton Lynch.

  • "You fight Steeler fans 1 day.  You're their biggest fan the next."

    i get the feeling this jekyll and hyde act is directly proportional to the amount of booze he imbibes.  emotional trainwreck, seeking confirmation. 

  • Allen will be fine if he doesn't get shell shocked from that o line.  i think people forget sometimes how nasty AFC north defenses are, cincy's pass rush is legit with lawson and adkins. remember how manziel looked in his first game against Cincy ? 

    this is the main reason Baker shouldn't start this year rookie= confused sometimes holds on to the ball to long = taking hits from cincy, balt, pitt D = injured QB

  • WAIT! We have a choice as to when we take heat 'round here?

  • @hoorta said:

    Yawn, Colt McCoy is a good kid, Deshone Kizer is a good kid. Too bad they're not very good quarterbacks- like Paxton Lynch. 

    Well, the maestro of that 0-16 season was Hue Jackson. Only coach I can recall who was so disorganized he had to call a time out before his team ever ran a play. That goal line screwup with no timeouts and seconds left in the half was really another epic fail too. 

    Hue Jackson didn't play in one of those games. Your future HOF piece of schidt JT was part of most of them. As were your heroes Coleman and the Zumba Homo.

    And remember Larry, according to you and Flugel Fallafal, it is the COORDINATORS who lost all those games, After all, according to your jackoff logic, COORDINATORS are hired to help the owner combat a bad head coach.

    Dude, you live in a weird, weird world.

    @ghoolie said:

    Hue Jackson didn't play in one of those games. Your future HOF piece of schidt JT was part of most of them. As were your heroes Coleman and the Zumba Homo.

    And remember Larry, according to you and Flugel Fallafal, it is the COORDINATORS who lost all those games, After all, according to your jackoff logic, COORDINATORS are hired to help the owner combat a bad head coach.

    Dude, you live in a weird, weird world.

    ROTFLMAO!!! Alzheimer's setting in? Apparently you already forgot Hue was his OWN offensive coordinator orchestrating that wonderful 0-16 season. As Flugs and me have pointed out your Zumba instructor was trying to play on one leg last year, and missed several games due to injury. The real Myles showed up last week against the defending Champion Eagles with a couple sacks and a safety. The guy he was playing against comment? He kicked my a-s-s.

    Busted hand Coleman only played in eight games last year, and was pretty much a non factor. And as I've said many times, I wanted the Browns to draft Carson Wentz. 

    Man, you've hit a new low in posting dumb inaccurate crap.

  • @ghoolie said:

    Hue Jackson didn't play in one of those games. Your future HOF piece of schidt JT was part of most of them. As were your heroes Coleman and the Zumba Homo.

    And remember Larry, according to you and Flugel Fallafal, it is the COORDINATORS who lost all those games, After all, according to your jackoff logic, COORDINATORS are hired to help the owner combat a bad head coach.

    Dude, you live in a weird, weird world.

    ROTFLMAO!!! Alzheimer's setting in? Apparently you already forgot Hue was his OWN offensive coordinator orchestrating that wonderful 0-16 season. As Flugs and me have pointed out your Zumba instructor was trying to play on one leg last year, and missed several games due to injury. The real Myles showed up last week against the defending Champion Eagles with a couple sacks and a safety. The guy he was playing against comment? He kicked my a-s-s.

    Busted hand Coleman only played in eight games last year, and was pretty much a non factor. And as I've said many times, I wanted the Browns to draft Carson Wentz. 

    Man, you've hit a new low in posting dumb inaccurate crap.

    @hoorta said:

    ROTFLMAO!!! Alzheimer's setting in? Apparently you already forgot Hue was his OWN offensive coordinator orchestrating that wonderful 0-16 season. As Flugs and me have pointed out your Zumba instructor was trying to play on one leg last year, and missed several games due to injury. The real Myles showed up last week against the defending Champion Eagles with a couple sacks and a safety. The guy he was playing against comment? He kicked my a-s-s.

    Busted hand Coleman only played in eight games last year, and was pretty much a non factor. And as I've said many times, I wanted the Browns to draft Carson Wentz. 

    Man, you've hit a new low in posting dumb inaccurate crap.

    All of the announcers, media, other coaches are big on future pro bowler Garrett especially as the team improves.

    And then there's the "other" crackpot stuff you read on the internet. 😆

  • @ghoolie said:

    Hue Jackson didn't play in one of those games. Your future HOF piece of schidt JT was part of most of them. As were your heroes Coleman and the Zumba Homo.

    And remember Larry, according to you and Flugel Fallafal, it is the COORDINATORS who lost all those games, After all, according to your jackoff logic, COORDINATORS are hired to help the owner combat a bad head coach.

    Dude, you live in a weird, weird world.

    ROTFLMAO!!! Alzheimer's setting in? Apparently you already forgot Hue was his OWN offensive coordinator orchestrating that wonderful 0-16 season. As Flugs and me have pointed out your Zumba instructor was trying to play on one leg last year, and missed several games due to injury. The real Myles showed up last week against the defending Champion Eagles with a couple sacks and a safety. The guy he was playing against comment? He kicked my a-s-s.

    Busted hand Coleman only played in eight games last year, and was pretty much a non factor. And as I've said many times, I wanted the Browns to draft Carson Wentz. 

    Man, you've hit a new low in posting dumb inaccurate crap.

    @hoorta said:

    ROTFLMAO!!! Alzheimer's setting in? Apparently you already forgot Hue was his OWN offensive coordinator orchestrating that wonderful 0-16 season. As Flugs and me have pointed out your Zumba instructor was trying to play on one leg last year, and missed several games due to injury. The real Myles showed up last week against the defending Champion Eagles with a couple sacks and a safety. The guy he was playing against comment? He kicked my a-s-s.

    Busted hand Coleman only played in eight games last year, and was pretty much a non factor. And as I've said many times, I wanted the Browns to draft Carson Wentz. 

    Man, you've hit a new low in posting dumb inaccurate crap.

    Bottom line, Glommie really has never really known that much about football. Especially in terms of history, keeping players and coaches straight, etc.  He just vents his idiocy.  You straighten him out, and he just goes on to some other, dumb inaccurate crap that  he knows nothing about and cares less.

  • "You fight Steeler fans 1 day.  You're their biggest fan the next."

    i get the feeling this jekyll and hyde act is directly proportional to the amount of booze he imbibes.  emotional trainwreck, seeking confirmation. 

    @choco said:

    "You fight Steeler fans 1 day.  You're their biggest fan the next."

    i get the feeling this jekyll and hyde act is directly proportional to the amount of booze he imbibes.  emotional trainwreck, seeking confirmation. 

    He's an attention whore. Usually he gets attention by ragging on the Browns on a Browns board. On occasion he'll sense that this isn't garnering enough attention. so he'll flip the script and get all positive for a moment or two. Some rubes on here will even fall for it. 

    What should never be forgotten about Ghoolie is that he was run off this board, but went to the board owner and begged and begged to be let back on. Never forget that about him. In fact, feel free to remind him often about it. 

  • Little too early to make judgements yet.  Maybe wait until January.

  • @choco said:

    "You fight Steeler fans 1 day.  You're their biggest fan the next."

    i get the feeling this jekyll and hyde act is directly proportional to the amount of booze he imbibes.  emotional trainwreck, seeking confirmation. 

    He's an attention whore. Usually he gets attention by ragging on the Browns on a Browns board. On occasion he'll sense that this isn't garnering enough attention. so he'll flip the script and get all positive for a moment or two. Some rubes on here will even fall for it. 

    What should never be forgotten about Ghoolie is that he was run off this board, but went to the board owner and begged and begged to be let back on. Never forget that about him. In fact, feel free to remind him often about it. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    He's an attention whore. Usually he gets attention by ragging on the Browns on a Browns board. On occasion he'll sense that this isn't garnering enough attention. so he'll flip the script and get all positive for a moment or two. Some rubes on here will even fall for it. 

    What should never be forgotten about Ghoolie is that he was run off this board, but went to the board owner and begged and begged to be let back on. Never forget that about him. In fact, feel free to remind him often about it. 

    Which I find hilarious coming from such an elder, as I find most actual browns fans of his antiquity knowledgeable and grounded. Yet he wouldn't even challenge a millennial in common sense or maturity. I actually feel bad for him...maybe bipolar or sociopathic. 

  • Little too early to make judgements yet.  Maybe wait until January.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Little too early to make judgements yet.  Maybe wait until January.

    Nah... I think the verdict is in on Phoulie...