Browns win - What happens to Ghoolie After The Game?

Ghoolie

@ibleedbrown said:

Fun idea. I’ll give it a shot.

Ok, Browns win. What happens to Ibleedbrown after the game.

I’ll probably lose my mind, both fists in the air and strutting around the sports bar like a douchebag. Which could be really awkward because it’s basically a Bengals bar. Don’t get me wrong, nice folks and all, invite us to the potlucks and shìt, but they’ve never really seen me after a Browns win. Hell, l haven’t seen me after a Browns win in a while.

So things could go terribly sideways if the Bengals lose. Mean stares, elbows to the head and orgies in the bathroom. BUT, things could go really well if the Bengals win too. High fives, free drinks and orgies in the bathroom.

You get the thread. Great post.

Ghoolie

@orion said:

I almost think that you'd be happier if the Steelers beat us.

1) You seem to be a Steeler fan.

2) You'd rather the Browns lose so you can call them bums and rant on every player & coach.

Now, you 'could' say that it's not true.....but perception is reality.

Very good injection, very good. Let me try to straighten this all out, once and for all.

I loathe this franchise.

This franchise is NOT the Cleveland Browns. The Browns were moved to Baltimore and the very moment they were renamed the Ravens, the historically proper Cleveland Browns died. The current franchise is a fraud, a facade, a marketing gimmick designed to capitalize on the most feeble-minded fans in all of professional sports. Someone recognized that Browns fans would bastardize their tradition for any huckster that put an orange package around a lie.

If the Browns go 19 - 0 and win the SB, I will STILL loathe this franchise.

More than you, more than anyone on this board, I am most likely the LAST of true Cleveland Browns fans. I won't whore what was, for Lerner and Haslam.

Some here ACHE for the chance to celebrate a win over the Steelers by saying HA HA GHOOLIE, WE WON AND YOU DON"T GET TO BE ONE OF US. Sorry, but I don't want to be one of you. Not as it applies to football. Do you understand? If the Browns beat the Steelers I still will feel the same. I have no respect for this fake franchise. If they win the SB? It is NOT connected to the real Cleveland Browns.

I just can't accept lies, man. That's all there is to this.

The Gipper

@ghoolie said:

Very good injection, very good. Let me try to straighten this all out, once and for all.

I loathe this franchise.

This franchise is NOT the Cleveland Browns. The Browns were moved to Baltimore and the very moment they were renamed the Ravens, the historically proper Cleveland Browns died. The current franchise is a fraud, a facade, a marketing gimmick designed to capitalize on the most feeble-minded fans in all of professional sports. Someone recognized that Browns fans would bastardize their tradition for any huckster that put an orange package around a lie.

If the Browns go 19 - 0 and win the SB, I will STILL loathe this franchise.

More than you, more than anyone on this board, I am most likely the LAST of true Cleveland Browns fans. I won't whore what was, for Lerner and Haslam.

Some here ACHE for the chance to celebrate a win over the Steelers by saying HA HA GHOOLIE, WE WON AND YOU DON"T GET TO BE ONE OF US. Sorry, but I don't want to be one of you. Not as it applies to football. Do you understand? If the Browns beat the Steelers I still will feel the same. I have no respect for this fake franchise. If they win the SB? It is NOT connected to the real Cleveland Browns.

I just can't accept lies, man. That's all there is to this.

Your opinions about this do not matter to anyone but you. Seriously. If you think this way....drop out of here. Go bother some Ravens or Steelers board. I am sure you can make friends with people there with you bovine feces.

Sincerely, Your only friend here: TG.

Dutch Oven

@ghoolie said:

I win, no matter what. I can see you guys after games, fists clenched white, refusing to come to TBB for fear of me laughing at you, and ME....doing some other schidt with this place furthest from my mind.

This is laughably untrue.

You got kicked off this board, and was so desperate to be allowed back you begged and pleaded to Stan to be allowed on.

Obviously this place means a lot to you. I'm guessing it is because your real life is so unbelievably empty.

Sad, honestly.

hoorta

@ghoolie said:

Very good injection, very good. Let me try to straighten this all out, once and for all.

I loathe this franchise.

This franchise is NOT the Cleveland Browns. The Browns (players) were moved to Baltimore and the very moment they were renamed the Ravens, (wrong again, they were not renamed- the Ravens were an entirely NEW franchise- go believe the earth is flat, that's about as accurate) the historically proper Cleveland Browns died. The current franchise is a fraud, a facade, a marketing gimmick designed to capitalize on the most feeble-minded fans in all of professional sports. Someone recognized that Browns fans would bastardize their tradition for any huckster that put an orange package around a lie.

If the Browns go 19 - 0 and win the SB, I will STILL loathe this franchise.

More than you, more than anyone on this board, I am most likely the LAST of true Cleveland Browns fans. I won't whore what was, for Lerner and Haslam.

Some here ACHE for the chance to celebrate a win over the Steelers by saying HA HA GHOOLIE, WE WON AND YOU DON"T GET TO BE ONE OF US. Sorry, but I don't want to be one of you. Not as it applies to football. Do you understand? If the Browns beat the Steelers I still will feel the same. I have no respect for this fake franchise. If they win the SB? It is NOT connected to the real Cleveland Browns.

I just can't accept lies, man. That's all there is to this.

Historically inaccurate BS, only real in Ghoolie's fantasy world. You hate this franchise? Then WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU STILL HERE? F'kin' troll only here to piss guys off? Go post on a Steeler board Sybil. Big Raiders fan? it fits- the roving Raiders want suck-ups to the "brand" like you- wherever they play. It must really pain you to see the Cleveland Browns brand is still in um- Cleveland.

Mark O

@hoorta said:

Historically inaccurate BS, only real in Ghoolie's fantasy world. You hate this franchise? Then WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU STILL HERE? F'kin' troll only here to piss guys off? Go post on a Steeler board Sybil. Big Raiders fan? it fits- the roving Raiders want suck-ups to the "brand" like you- wherever they play. It must really pain you to see the Cleveland Browns brand is still in um- Cleveland.

I go away for 4+ months and nothing changes here. Not sure why I even bothered coming back.

hoorta

@mark-o said:

I go away for 4+ months and nothing changes here. Not sure why I even bothered coming back.

Glad to see you back Mark- but a troll is a troll sanctioned by you know who...

Mark O

@hoorta said:

Glad to see you back Mark- but a troll is a troll sanctioned by you know who...

yep...I know.

syd

@mark-o said:

yep...I know.

no the truth came out ghoulie is paid to be here

hoorta

@syd said:

no the truth came out ghoulie is paid to be here

More made up BS- just like his fantasy of the fake Browns we currently root for.

Mark O

@syd said:

no the truth came out ghoulie is paid to be here

Paid or not. I know he's allowed free reign here.

hoorta

@syd said:

no the truth came out ghoulie is paid to be here

More made up BS- just like his fantasy of the fake Browns we currently root for.

syd

@hoorta said:

More made up BS- just like his fantasy of the fake Browns we currently root for.

500.000 post here and it's about b.s

gotta love it

hoorta

@syd said:

500.000 post here and it's about b.s

gotta love it

Well, 2,200 or so posts of which 2,000 are trolling garbage.

Orion

@ghoolie said:

If the Browns go 19 - 0 and win the SB, I will STILL loathe this franchise.

More than you, more than anyone on this board, I am most likely the LAST of true Cleveland Browns fans. I won't whore what was, for Lerner and Haslam.

Look. The arrow of time goes in one direction. We can't have Art Modell and his franchise back. Much like I cannot have three of my very best friends back from the grave.

We ALL feel cheated. They friggin' moved to Baltimore and THEN won a super bowl. What'd we do to deserve that? Yadda, yadda. - The arrow of time continues regardless.

We were lucky enough to get a franchise back. Unlucky that nobody (until perhaps Dorsey) could figure out how to move the franchise forward. All of our records have been trashed by Lerner & Haslam. HECK, look what they did to our uniforms !!!!!!!!! It sucks! But that's what they've given us to work with.

My sig, for years, has said, Being a Browns fan is a test to see how much you can take. - Not everyone can take the punishment. I get it. I think, for you, it's best if you just become a Steeler, Raider, or America's Team fan. Maybe a Patriots fan. They're still winning. Perhaps just give up football fandom and concentrate more on music....or math. You're good at math right? Perhaps you can come up with a bridge between the Standard Model and the Quantum world.

The old Browns are gone, says the arrow of time.

choco

Last true browns fan...lol. he's a troll, but damn, he's actually funny cause he's willfully ignorant like a flat earther. Not funny haha...funny sad.

The Gipper

@choco said:

Last true browns fan...lol. he's a troll, but damn, he's actually funny cause he's willfully ignorant like a flat earther. Not funny haha...funny sad.

He really is pathetic isn’t he. I haven’t really thought about it much before you said this But think about it yeah he is actually a pathetic figure. He can’t be happy about his football team. He can’t be happy that people here really do dislike him. After all I am his only friend on this board. And I don’t know he was supposed to sold some business for millions of dollars and moved to Vegas I take it that that whole venture has gone tits up. I just hope he is not going through a divorce

Ghoolie

@orion said:

Look. The arrow of time goes in one direction. We can't have Art Modell and his franchise back. Much like I cannot have three of my very best friends back from the grave.

We ALL feel cheated. They friggin' moved to Baltimore and THEN won a super bowl. What'd we do to deserve that? Yadda, yadda. - The arrow of time continues regardless.

We were lucky enough to get a franchise back. Unlucky that nobody (until perhaps Dorsey) could figure out how to move the franchise forward. All of our records have been trashed by Lerner & Haslam. HECK, look what they did to our uniforms !!!!!!!!! It sucks! But that's what they've given us to work with.

My sig, for years, has said, Being a Browns fan is a test to see how much you can take. - Not everyone can take the punishment. I get it. I think, for you, it's best if you just become a Steeler, Raider, or America's Team fan. Maybe a Patriots fan. They're still winning. Perhaps just give up football fandom and concentrate more on music....or math. You're good at math right? Perhaps you can come up with a bridge between the Standard Model and the Quantum world.

The old Browns are gone, says the arrow of time.

AGAIN...............YOU MISS THE POINT.............and you create your own narrative. No matter what I say, you are going to read what you want to see and you are going to focus on the same schidt over and over. I expect that from jackoffs like Gip, Hoorta, Oven and MJP, but c mon, you are smarter than that.

Let me try this one more time, WTF is it about you guys who continually bring up winning? I have not EVER posted on TBB that I hate the Browns V 2.0 because they are not winning. What is your maflunction that you keep saying this? Dude, I am an intellectual. My choice of a team was never based on winning. Sure, I want my favorite team to win, but when it doesn't I don't abandon them.

My hate for this franchise has nothing to do with winning, and it doesn't have anything to do with "time". Again, this is just schidt that you guys keep passing.

Now, no matter what, I will never consider this team to be the Browns, because it isn't. Let's at least stop that horseschidt. It is a facade that is dressed up like the Browns and is called the Browns. I despise the team because the franchise lacks character and RESPECT for what once was. Garrett wants to be a Cowboy, Thomas laughs on the sideline whil his team get cornholed, Gordon can't show up, on and on it goes.

As far as the old Browns are not coming back? Well then why do so many here whine about all the old championship titles and how good the team actually is? Dude, if the past is gone, then people here need to STFU about it and let it go. You want to tell me time only runs in 1 direction? Then why do the old records matter?