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  • T TexasAg1969

    @tour2ma said:

    Personally I'd never heard of Goff until his name was called by Roger...

    I heard of it. Worst game ever invented by man. You put de ball in de hole din you pick it right out.?⛳

    @texasag1969 said:

    I heard of it. Worst game ever invented by man. You put de ball in de hole din you pick it right out.?⛳

    Hobbies aren't supposed to be stressful. 

    My poor dad tried to take me and my brother out for a round on occasion.  The last time he did so was outrageous.  Our piss poor tee-shots were right next to each other while my dad was to the right of us up a little ways.  Anyway, I shanked my shot right off the back of my dads golf cart.  Thinking it was my brother, he walks up to him and asks:  "HEY ASSSHOLE, WHAT COMES AFTER 3?"  To which my brother John replied "4".   My dad finished with "YELL IT NEXT TIME!"

    Then my brother walked through a sand trap and pulled his cart across the green and my dad said "ASSSHOLE, NEXT TIME YOU WALK THROUGH THE SAND TRAP USE THE RAKE - THAT'S WHAT IT'S THERE FOR."  Oh is that what it's there for?  I was just letting the doe's know where the Big Buck went!  Dad replied "WHAT AN ASSSHOLE! I'M A MEMBER HERE.   Calm down you're too nervous!  Don't worry about it.

    Stuff like that went on for 18 holes.  The discussion about to follow has my dad in all caps and my free spirited brother in lower case.  At the 19th Hole , my dad asked "ASSSHOLE WHAT TIME DO YOU GOTTA BE IN COURT?"   30 minutes ago.  Calm down! It'll work out. Bartender can you get the Butch a Sprite and me and the old man some cold Michelobs!  "I DON'T NEED THIS MAN - I DON'T NEED IT!"  Don't worry about it.  "THAT'S WHY YOU GOTTA GO TO COURT ASSSHOLE - YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING!"  And you're the only one having a bad day over it.  "NOT ANY MORE MAN!"

    Needless to say we never went goffing together again.

    I welcome the only Defensive Coordinator to earn a Superbowl Ring in New Orleans while understanding Revenge of the Nerds is a sequel. "Come get some!"
    😂
  • Tour2maT Tour2ma

    @dutch-oven said:

    I was a Goff guy entering the draft, very 'eh' on Wentz due to his limited starts, injury history and level of competition. 

    Glad to see Goff shake off his abysmal rookie start and look really good last year! I was starting to think I really blew that one. 

    Personally I'd never heard of Goff until his name was called by Roger...

    @tour2ma said:

    Personally I'd never heard of Goff until his name was called by Roger...

    I picked up Goff this morning dropped Garoppolo  as my back up quarterback for my main guy A. Rodgers on one FL (soon to be the SB LIII MVP). I hope I did ok!

    Got Rodgers on both of my FL teams this year, I had Rodgers on one last year with this kid named Wentz as a backup low level pick, worked out well.

    GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND!
  • mjp28M mjp28

    @tour2ma said:

    Personally I'd never heard of Goff until his name was called by Roger...

    I picked up Goff this morning dropped Garoppolo  as my back up quarterback for my main guy A. Rodgers on one FL (soon to be the SB LIII MVP). I hope I did ok!

    Got Rodgers on both of my FL teams this year, I had Rodgers on one last year with this kid named Wentz as a backup low level pick, worked out well.

    @mjp28 said:

    I picked up Goff this morning dropped Garoppolo  as my back up quarterback for my main guy A. Rodgers on one FL (soon to be the SB LIII MVP). I hope I did ok!

    Got Rodgers on both of my FL teams this year, I had Rodgers on one last year with this kid named Wentz as a backup low level pick, worked out well.

    With QBs I often look at the Inventory he's throwing to.  Goff has a nice inventory to go with his progress and talent.  You done good MJ!

    I welcome the only Defensive Coordinator to earn a Superbowl Ring in New Orleans while understanding Revenge of the Nerds is a sequel. "Come get some!"
    mjp28M 1 Reply
  • T TexasAg1969

    @tour2ma said:

    Personally I'd never heard of Goff until his name was called by Roger...

    I heard of it. Worst game ever invented by man. You put de ball in de hole din you pick it right out.?⛳

    @texasag1969 said:

    I heard of it. Worst game ever invented by man. You put de ball in de hole din you pick it right out.?⛳

    I think you are thinking of gawf... a game played in Scotland.

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
  • Dutch OvenD Dutch Oven

    I'm going to close this down about noon Sunday, so if anyone else would like to get their predictions in, or any last second edits need to be made, there's still time. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    I'm going to close this down about noon Sunday, so if anyone else would like to get their predictions in, or any last second edits need to be made, there's still time. 

    So I can still bail on Atlanta?

    OK ... The Rams.

    And the Browns.

    Browns win.

    Zombo

  • FlugelF Flugel

    @mjp28 said:

    I picked up Goff this morning dropped Garoppolo  as my back up quarterback for my main guy A. Rodgers on one FL (soon to be the SB LIII MVP). I hope I did ok!

    Got Rodgers on both of my FL teams this year, I had Rodgers on one last year with this kid named Wentz as a backup low level pick, worked out well.

    With QBs I often look at the Inventory he's throwing to.  Goff has a nice inventory to go with his progress and talent.  You done good MJ!

    @flugel said:

    With QBs I often look at the Inventory he's throwing to.  Goff has a nice inventory to go with his progress and talent.  You done good MJ!

    Yeah we saw the BROWNS inventory on display the last few years, should look much better in 2018 backs and recievers.

    GO BROWNS!

    GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND!
    👍
  • Tour2maT Tour2ma

    Gotta love folks who include a tie in their prediction.

    @tour2ma said:

    Gotta love folks who include a tie in their prediction.

    Hey overtime in game 1.

    Pin this sucker!

    GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND!
    👍
  • mjp28M mjp28

    @tour2ma said:

    Gotta love folks who include a tie in their prediction.

    Hey overtime in game 1.

    Pin this sucker!

    @mjp28 said:

    Hey overtime in game 1.

    Pin this sucker!

    CLE 0-0-1  pit 0-0-1  eh?  Didn't lose, didn't win. Geeezzzz.

    Now you can pin it.

    GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND!
  • mjp28M mjp28

    (Some have multiple questions.....OK which ones? 😕 ) This is going to be a strange year in the AFCN and AFC.

    1. Browns record?..... 5-10-1

    2. Bengals record?..... 4-12

    3. Ravens record?..... 8-7-1

    4. Steelers record?..... 7-9

    5. How many points do the Browns score? How many do they allow?...... 352/320

    6. How many yards, touchdowns and interceptions does Tyrod Taylor pass for?..... 1200/6/2 pulled too early!

    7. How many yards, touchdowns and interceptions does Baker Mayfield pass for?..... 2750/20/7 maybe

    8. How many yards and touchdowns does Carlos Hyde run for?..... 1200/9

    9. How many yards and touchdowns does Nick Chubb run for?..... 1440/14

    10. Who leads the Browns in receptions? How many receptions?..... JL not JG 109

    11. Who leads the Browns in receiving yards? How many yards?..... JL 1234

    12. How many sacks does Garrett have?..... 17.5

    13. Will Hue Jackson be the head coach of the Browns at this time next year? If not, what date is he fired? (I want a specific date. Take a look at the schedule).....YES, NO wait YES

    14. What two teams are in the Super Bowl? Who wins?  In the pitiful AFC HOU vs GB if Rodgers is healthy and GB WINS!

    @mjp28 said:

    1. Browns record?..... 5-10-1

    4. Steelers record?..... 7-9

    lol... I'd really have been impressed had there a tie been included in your Steeler record prognostication.

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
    👍
  • Tour2maT Tour2ma

    @mjp28 said:

    1. Browns record?..... 5-10-1

    4. Steelers record?..... 7-9

    lol... I'd really have been impressed had there a tie been included in your Steeler record prognostication.

    @tour2ma said:

    lol... I'd really have been impressed had there a tie been included in your Steeler record prognostication.

    I thought they'd tie Baltimore.... I think, I'm ready for a football break until the Packers play. 

    GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND!

  • I'm literally walking through my kitchen minutes after the game and start laughing, thinking: "Son of a bitch, mjp got his tie!"

    NeroN mjp28M 2 Replies
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  • Dutch OvenD Dutch Oven

    I'm literally walking through my kitchen minutes after the game and start laughing, thinking: "Son of a bitch, mjp got his tie!"

    @dutch-oven said:

    I'm literally walking through my kitchen minutes after the game and start laughing, thinking: "Son of a bitch, mjp got his tie!"

    I thought the same thing when it happened, lol. 

    But I remembered that the tie wasn't with the Steelers. 

    Good job mjp, nonetheless.

  • WELL HEADING INTO WEEK 7 A QUICK LOOK BACK ON THIS EXCITING AND TRYING 2018 SEASON.

    ........BROWNS going for win 3, when will it happen?

    GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND!
    mjp28M 1 Reply
  • Dutch OvenD Dutch Oven

    I'm literally walking through my kitchen minutes after the game and start laughing, thinking: "Son of a bitch, mjp got his tie!"

    @dutch-oven said:

    I'm literally walking through my kitchen minutes after the game and start laughing, thinking: "Son of a bitch, mjp got his tie!"

    .....oh almost had two more which would have screwed up my master plan.  🙁

    GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND!
  • mjp28M mjp28

    WELL HEADING INTO WEEK 7 A QUICK LOOK BACK ON THIS EXCITING AND TRYING 2018 SEASON.

    ........BROWNS going for win 3, when will it happen?

    @mjp28 said:

    WELL HEADING INTO WEEK 7 A QUICK LOOK BACK ON THIS EXCITING AND TRYING 2018 SEASON.

    ........BROWNS going for win 3, when will it happen?

    WELL HEADING INTO WEEK 8 IS THE BROWNS "HARD KNOCKS EXPRESS" RUNNING OUT OF GAS?

    BROWNS +9 points this Halloween Week in pizzburgh. 

    sad pumpkin.jpg

    GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND!

  • Well WEEK 12 so how do things look so far? Oh one slight change "Where's Carlos?"

    GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND!
  • mjp28M mjp28

    Well WEEK 12 so how do things look so far? Oh one slight change "Where's Carlos?"

    @mjp28 said:

    Well WEEK 12 so how do things look so far? Oh one slight change "Where's Carlos?"

    ........oh and who's predictions have got stronger or gone out the window?

    GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND!
  • mjp28M mjp28

    @mjp28 said:

    Well WEEK 12 so how do things look so far? Oh one slight change "Where's Carlos?"

    ........oh and who's predictions have got stronger or gone out the window?

    @mjp28 said:

    ........oh and who's predictions have got stronger or gone out the window?

    The Browns have already surpassed my 4-12 prediction, with 5 to go. 

    That does not suck. 

    mjp28M 1 Reply

  • Elsewhere I was in the 4 win season column, so we have 5 games to make me wrong. I think we take at least the second Cincy game. Houston and Denver D's are too strong away from home and both have at least one really excellent RB. Ravens too good overall away. The tossup will be Carolina @ Cleveland. I'm saying there's a chance in that one.

  • Dutch OvenD Dutch Oven

    @mjp28 said:

    ........oh and who's predictions have got stronger or gone out the window?

    The Browns have already surpassed my 4-12 prediction, with 5 to go. 

    That does not suck. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    The Browns have already surpassed my 4-12 prediction, with 5 to go. 

    That does not suck. 

    Oh the BROWNS could run the table with losses......but somehow I wouldn't bet on that one.

    Do they win one more and end up 5-10-1 ? Nah that would be highly unlikely.....or would it?  😉 

    GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND!
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