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    @mark-o said:

    Adam Schefter‏Verified account @AdamSchefter 2m2 minutes ago

     
     

    Turns out Browns' kicker Zane Gonzalez, who is losing Cleveland's kicking job this week, has been kicking with a groin injury that requires an MRI today, per source. Browns could reach an injury settlement with him or put him on waivers, injured.

    so if the coach's knew he was hurt why in the hell was he out there ? 

    @syd said:

    so if the coach's knew he was hurt why in the hell was he out there ? 

    I don't buy the injury.   As somone said in the other thread...he had plenty of distance on his kickoffs and even the misses (other than the blocked one) had plenty of leg on them.   Just shitty direction.

  • @syd said:

    so if the coach's knew he was hurt why in the hell was he out there ? 

    Clearly a smoke screen.

    @british-browns-fan-everton said:

    Clearly a smoke screen.

    Jonesing for an injury settlement?  It cost us a whopping $66k to cut him, and it looks like we already have...  

  • We've played two of last years top teams in the NFL to the wire, and have only been outscored by three points while this motherfucker left 11 points off the board. What else needs to be said?

    Fuck him, fuck the special teams coach, fuck the head coach, and fuck the GM for believing in him, and fuck Sashi Brown for drafting him in the first place.

    We've lost at least four games in this losing streak due to special teams, and tied one as well, I can understand building the right way offensively and defensively and waiting for talent to develop, but there is no excuse for poor special teams, that's just not being good enough as an organization.

    You gotta do better. Cant afford to lose close games and tie your archrivals because you cant make a fucking field goal.

    Hue should be crawling up Jone's ass and Dorsey should be crawling up Hue's ass, and Jimmy should be crawling up Dorsey's ass and Dee should be going at Jimmy's ass with a double edged dildo, because there is no excuse for an organization to be bad at special teams. This kid should not have been on the roster.

    Z

  • We've played two of last years top teams in the NFL to the wire, and have only been outscored by three points while this motherfucker left 11 points off the board. What else needs to be said?

    Fuck him, fuck the special teams coach, fuck the head coach, and fuck the GM for believing in him, and fuck Sashi Brown for drafting him in the first place.

    We've lost at least four games in this losing streak due to special teams, and tied one as well, I can understand building the right way offensively and defensively and waiting for talent to develop, but there is no excuse for poor special teams, that's just not being good enough as an organization.

    You gotta do better. Cant afford to lose close games and tie your archrivals because you cant make a fucking field goal.

    Hue should be crawling up Jone's ass and Dorsey should be crawling up Hue's ass, and Jimmy should be crawling up Dorsey's ass and Dee should be going at Jimmy's ass with a double edged dildo, because there is no excuse for an organization to be bad at special teams. This kid should not have been on the roster.

    Z

    Zombo said:

    We've played two of last years top teams in the NFL to the wire, and have only been outscored by three points while this motherShmucker left 11 points off the board. What else needs to be said?

    Shmuck him, Shmuck the special teams coach, Shmuck the head coach, and Shmuck the GM for believing in him, and Shmuck Sashi Brown for drafting him in the first place.

    We've lost at least four games in this losing streak due to special teams, and tied one as well, I can understand building the right way offensively and defensively and waiting for talent to develop, but there is no excuse for poor special teams, that's just not being good enough as an organization.

    You gotta do better. Cant afford to lose close games and tie your archrivals because you cant make a Shmucking field goal.

    Hue should be crawling up Jone's butt and Dorsey should be crawling up Hue's butt, and Jimmy should be crawling up Dorsey's butt and Dee should be going at Jimmy's butt with a double edged dildo, because there is no excuse for an organization to be bad at special teams. This kid should not have been on the roster.

    Z

    I literally lol'd while reading this, picturing the pure furry in your finger tips as you mashed away on the keyboard...... you're right on the money - although that last paragraph will haunt me for a while.   

  • Zombo said:

    We've played two of last years top teams in the NFL to the wire, and have only been outscored by three points while this motherShmucker left 11 points off the board. What else needs to be said?

    Shmuck him, Shmuck the special teams coach, Shmuck the head coach, and Shmuck the GM for believing in him, and Shmuck Sashi Brown for drafting him in the first place.

    We've lost at least four games in this losing streak due to special teams, and tied one as well, I can understand building the right way offensively and defensively and waiting for talent to develop, but there is no excuse for poor special teams, that's just not being good enough as an organization.

    You gotta do better. Cant afford to lose close games and tie your archrivals because you cant make a Shmucking field goal.

    Hue should be crawling up Jone's butt and Dorsey should be crawling up Hue's butt, and Jimmy should be crawling up Dorsey's butt and Dee should be going at Jimmy's butt with a double edged dildo, because there is no excuse for an organization to be bad at special teams. This kid should not have been on the roster.

    Z

    I literally lol'd while reading this, picturing the pure furry in your finger tips as you mashed away on the keyboard...... you're right on the money - although that last paragraph will haunt me for a while.   

    @d-bone said:

    I literally lol'd while reading this, picturing the pure furry in your finger tips as you mashed away on the keyboard...... you're right on the money - although that last paragraph will haunt me for a while.   

    I'm still trying to picture it. 

    I may go grab a pencil and some paper.

  • Zombo said:

    We've played two of last years top teams in the NFL to the wire, and have only been outscored by three points while this motherShmucker left 11 points off the board. What else needs to be said?

    Shmuck him, Shmuck the special teams coach, Shmuck the head coach, and Shmuck the GM for believing in him, and Shmuck Sashi Brown for drafting him in the first place.

    We've lost at least four games in this losing streak due to special teams, and tied one as well, I can understand building the right way offensively and defensively and waiting for talent to develop, but there is no excuse for poor special teams, that's just not being good enough as an organization.

    You gotta do better. Cant afford to lose close games and tie your archrivals because you cant make a Shmucking field goal.

    Hue should be crawling up Jone's butt and Dorsey should be crawling up Hue's butt, and Jimmy should be crawling up Dorsey's butt and Dee should be going at Jimmy's butt with a double edged dildo, because there is no excuse for an organization to be bad at special teams. This kid should not have been on the roster.

    Z

    I literally lol'd while reading this, picturing the pure furry in your finger tips as you mashed away on the keyboard...... you're right on the money - although that last paragraph will haunt me for a while.   

    @d-bone said:

    I literally lol'd while reading this, picturing the pure furry in your finger tips as you mashed away on the keyboard...... you're right on the money - although that last paragraph will haunt me for a while.   

    I've learned to recognize a Zombo rant when it starts and its best to just skim through so as to avoid reading some of his more haunting subjects and descriptions.   After an all clear on the initial skim through then it's safe to go back and read word for word.

    He's still a incredibly huge doofus for missing out on the Jets game this week.

  • We've played two of last years top teams in the NFL to the wire, and have only been outscored by three points while this motherfucker left 11 points off the board. What else needs to be said?

    Fuck him, fuck the special teams coach, fuck the head coach, and fuck the GM for believing in him, and fuck Sashi Brown for drafting him in the first place.

    We've lost at least four games in this losing streak due to special teams, and tied one as well, I can understand building the right way offensively and defensively and waiting for talent to develop, but there is no excuse for poor special teams, that's just not being good enough as an organization.

    You gotta do better. Cant afford to lose close games and tie your archrivals because you cant make a fucking field goal.

    Hue should be crawling up Jone's ass and Dorsey should be crawling up Hue's ass, and Jimmy should be crawling up Dorsey's ass and Dee should be going at Jimmy's ass with a double edged dildo, because there is no excuse for an organization to be bad at special teams. This kid should not have been on the roster.

    Z

    Zombo said:

    We've played two of last years top teams in the NFL to the wire, and have only been outscored by three points while this motherShmucker left 11 points off the board. What else needs to be said?

    Shmuck him, Shmuck the special teams coach, Shmuck the head coach, and Shmuck the GM for believing in him, and Shmuck Sashi Brown for drafting him in the first place.

    We've lost at least four games in this losing streak due to special teams, and tied one as well, I can understand building the right way offensively and defensively and waiting for talent to develop, but there is no excuse for poor special teams, that's just not being good enough as an organization.

    You gotta do better. Cant afford to lose close games and tie your archrivals because you cant make a Shmucking field goal.

    Hue should be crawling up Jone's butt and Dorsey should be crawling up Hue's butt, and Jimmy should be crawling up Dorsey's butt and Dee should be going at Jimmy's butt with a double edged dildo, because there is no excuse for an organization to be bad at special teams. This kid should not have been on the roster.

    Z

    Didn't we dump the ST coach from last year because of the shite job that he was doing.  And now, who do we got?  Not looking any better at all!  Is Hue coaching the STs?

  • @d-bone said:

    I literally lol'd while reading this, picturing the pure furry in your finger tips as you mashed away on the keyboard...... you're right on the money - although that last paragraph will haunt me for a while.   

    I'm still trying to picture it. 

    I may go grab a pencil and some paper.

    @nero said:

    I'm still trying to picture it. 

    I may go grab a pencil and some paper.

    I may never look at the game of Tetris the same way again after reading that! ?

  • So we replace him with an UDFA Greg Josef who kicked 69.5% for his career in Conference USA, WTF is that about? Over 39 yards looks pretty bad last year.

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  • Garbage kicker.. should of never been on an NFL roster..

    So long doucheebag!

    Hope you never kick a ball for a team ever again!

  • Amos Jones was hired for a reason I can’t fathom. His Arizona ST’s were terrible and he walks in to the job here. It’s incredible 

  • why zane was bad this new kicker 69 percent in college YIKES!!!!!

  • Thanks for nothing. Literally. Laces out. 

  • why zane was bad this new kicker 69 percent in college YIKES!!!!!

    @beare said:

    why zane was bad this new kicker 69 percent in college YIKES!!!!!

    Nothing wrong with that number.  LOL!?

  • Is this groin injury similar to Josh Gordon ham string? What did the MRI turn up?

    WSS

  • This mother fucker was 68% on FGs with the Browns and missed 3 XPs. He flat out cost us three wins ... Steelers, Saints and Jets last year when we lost by 3 and he was 0-2 on FGs.

    Josh Gordon has played in 11 games in the last five seasons, we didn't win any of them, we are always waiting on him, always have to plug him into the offense after everyone else worked together all season and all preseason ... he is the biggest tease, biggest distraction of all time.

    And people are mad that we replaced them with nobodies.

    Who cares? I'm just glad they are gone. Give me 53 guys that show up to work, don't hide important injuries, don't get injured promoting themselves, don't put themselves above the team, don't miss four fucking kicking kicks in a fucking dome.

    Zombo

  • Is this groin injury similar to Josh Gordon ham string? What did the MRI turn up?

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    Is this groin injury similar to Josh Gordon ham string? What did the MRI turn up?

    WSS

    ......."oh I found my car keys!"  Z.G.