Jets’ Isaiah Crowell scores endorsement deal after celebratory butt wipe

[jrb12711]

My absolute 100% fact conspiracy is that the Crow already had this deal locked down and did what he did intentionally for publicity.

He out-smarted us all!

[calfoxwc]

don't care, glad he's gone. he's a azzwhole.?

[nickers]

@calfoxwc said:

don't care, glad he's gone. he's a azzwhole.?

The moment he associated himself with cop killing.. You had to figure he was toast here.. If I were Jimmy.. I wouldve canned him on the spot.

[The Gipper]

@nickers said:

Reminds me of the Dollar Shave Club version "One Wipe Charlies"

So, you are saying that a "toilet paper substitute" is nothing but an adult baby wipe?

[nickers]

@the-gipper said:

So, you are saying that a "toilet paper substitute" is nothing but an adult baby wipe?

I guess if you want to look at it that way.. Yes.. LOL

[Canton Dawg]

Seems appropriate, you can sit on the toilet...take a nice healthy Isaiah, and wipe your Crowell when you're finished.

[D Bone]

He can hand these out to his lineman, as lord knows they need them more than anyone with the way he runs right up their asses. 

[Canton Dawg]

@d-bone said:

He can hand these out to his lineman, as lord knows they need them more than anyone with the way he runs right up their asses. 

Gives new meaning to “hitting the hole”! ?

[Undertaker]

@canton-dawg said:

Gives new meaning to “hitting the hole”! ?

LOL

[TexasAg1969]

@d-bone said:

He can hand these out to his lineman, as lord knows they need them more than anyone with the way he runs right up their asses. 

Interesting. I recently watch an in depth interview with John Riggins and when given this open ended question "The mark of a great running back is.......................?", he responded, "His eyes! If you can't see the crack, if you can't find daylight, it's over. Forget about it."