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  • @nickers said:

    Are you Virgil Salozzo?

    The veal is the best in the city, nickers.

    @dutch-oven said:

    The veal is the best in the city, nickers.

    LOL I make the best Veal.. Sicilian style!

  • And 15 23 53 65 70 + 7 sound familiar?

    If so you're about to be rich.

  • Pay Le'Veon Bell for one week of work.

  • According to reports nobody won the $1 billion lottery and the next one will be up to one .6 billion. Now that is coming close to being able to buy a professional sports franchise. Except it’s probable that the government will take half of that in taxes motherShmuckers. 

  • According to reports nobody won the $1 billion lottery and the next one will be up to one .6 billion. Now that is coming close to being able to buy a professional sports franchise. Except it’s probable that the government will take half of that in taxes motherShmuckers. 

    @the-gipper said:

    According to reports nobody won the $1 billion lottery and the next one will be up to one .6 billion. Now that is coming close to being able to buy a professional sports franchise. Except it’s probable that the government will take half of that in taxes motherShmuckers. 

    OK - now I'll waste a few bucks on lotto instead of ammo for my new Ruger. It's been raining every day for almost two weeks now and my wife says since I bought it with my own money I don't need to wait till Xmas to take it out again (I hope she wasn't talking about the pistol).?

  • Well there's the POWERBALL too.....

    MEGA MILLIONS NOW $1.6 BILLION, $904 MILLION CASH, and counting, whoa! Getting close to buying your sports franchise hockey maybe?

    Good news. There’s another chance to become America’s newest billionaire.

    There was no winner in Friday night’s Mega Millions drawing and the jackpot is now at least $1.6 billion for Tuesday’s drawing.

    If the winner goes with the one-time cash option they will receive $904 million.

    The winning numbers on Friday were 65-53-23-15-70 and the Mega Ball was 7.

    The potential payout would be a record for Mega Millions.

    No one has won the Mega Millions jackpot since July 24, when a group of 11 workers in California split $543 million.

    The jackpot grew more than $400 million since Tuesday night, when the payout would have been $667 million.

    Washington will also be a big winner. The federal government takes 25% before the check is handed to the winner, and collects remaining taxes when due. Most states also tax lottery winnings.

    Don’t throw away your ticket if you don’t match all six numbers because there are secondary prizes worth up to $1 million.

    Powerball holds its drawing Saturday night, with a potential prize of $470 million. The Powerball record jackpot was $1.586 billion, split between three winning tickets.

  • Let's see $904M after federal and state tax about $550M (+/-).

    NHL, yes you could swing that 19 under $500M with AZ $186M and FLA $220M , MLB Tampa about $900M, NBA all $1B plus now, new soccer?

    So if you wanted to be a jock owner it's doable I guess......smart move, eh?

  • I got 15!! I got 15!!....WOOHOO!!!

    I knew there was a good reason I don't gamble for a living.  ?

    Mike

  • I got 15!! I got 15!!....WOOHOO!!!

    I knew there was a good reason I don't gamble for a living.  ?

    Mike

    @canton-mike said:

    I got 15!! I got 15!!....WOOHOO!!!

    I knew there was a good reason I don't gamble for a living.  ?

    Mike

    Dollars? Oh, good for you my only ticket had zero. So are you playing for Tuesday? 

    Besides my ONE play in MM, PB, LUCKY/LIFE, CLASSIC and the best one ROLLING 5 which costs about $27 per week that's it.......well might get a few extra in the billion plus drawings. 😆

  • @canton-mike said:

    I got 15!! I got 15!!....WOOHOO!!!

    I knew there was a good reason I don't gamble for a living.  ?

    Mike

    Dollars? Oh, good for you my only ticket had zero. So are you playing for Tuesday? 

    Besides my ONE play in MM, PB, LUCKY/LIFE, CLASSIC and the best one ROLLING 5 which costs about $27 per week that's it.......well might get a few extra in the billion plus drawings. 😆

    @mjp28 said:

    Dollars? Oh, good for you my only ticket had zero. So are you playing for Tuesday? 

    Besides my ONE play in MM, PB, LUCKY/LIFE, CLASSIC and the best one ROLLING 5 which costs about $27 per week that's it.......well might get a few extra in the billion plus drawings. 😆

    Dollars?...Nope, the NUMBER 15! ? Yeah, I'll play Tuesday. What the hell, it's a couple bucks I would waste anyway.

    Mike

  • We play only on Mondays if needed, the other day someone played $680 in front of my wife in line.......$680? You wonder if they really need that, even group plays.

    Oh well that's why it's $1,600,000,000 and people are making plans to quit work and moving to Hawai'i.  😍

  • If I won, I'd take a nice, big Sheet courtesy of Chipotle, put it in a gift-wrapped box with a nice bow on it, and put it on my boss's desk. I'd get video of him opening it up and put the tomfoolery on the Interwebs, right after looking at him and doing my best Dave Chappelle: "I'M RICH, BITCH!" as I left that shithole laughing. 

  • If I won, I'd take a nice, big Sheet courtesy of Chipotle, put it in a gift-wrapped box with a nice bow on it, and put it on my boss's desk. I'd get video of him opening it up and put the tomfoolery on the Interwebs, right after looking at him and doing my best Dave Chappelle: "I'M RICH, BITCH!" as I left that shithole laughing. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    If I won, I'd take a nice, big Sheet courtesy of Chipotle, put it in a gift-wrapped box with a nice bow on it, and put it on my boss's desk. I'd get video of him opening it up and put the tomfoolery on the Interwebs, right after looking at him and doing my best Dave Chappelle: "I'M RICH, BITCH!" as I left that shithole laughing. 

    I'd have to hook up a noise-maker with that like a M-80 for some *BOOM*.  😮

  • A Billion? 

    - Do a ton of charity work

    - Give a ton to the DAV (Disabled American Veterans)

    - Invest Some

    - Make a Movie

    - Buy a great car

    - Travel Europe

    - Donate a ton to the browns board and organize a massive Browns board party

  • A Billion? 

    - Do a ton of charity work

    - Give a ton to the DAV (Disabled American Veterans)

    - Invest Some

    - Make a Movie

    - Buy a great car

    - Travel Europe

    - Donate a ton to the browns board and organize a massive Browns board party

    @stillmotion said:

    A Billion? 

    - Do a ton of charity work

    - Give a ton to the DAV (Disabled American Veterans)

    - Invest Some

    - Make a Movie

    - Buy a great car

    - Travel Europe

    - Donate a ton to the browns board and organize a massive Browns board party

    Buy a place in Spain with a really decent AWD SUV that is small enough to negotiate a lot of those small in-town roads throughout Europe. Buy an Alpha 2 seater for the faster highways to other metro areas I'd like to go for the museums.

    Get a place in the Caribbean or Hawaiian Islands for the winter months of Europe. And another small AWD SUV to get to out of the way beaches. Get some decent SCUBA gear to go in the SUV.

    Give away the max possible to each kid, grandkid and sibling that the law allows every year. Make sure I claim my two kids are equal "cowinners" come claiming time to escape inheritance taxes later down the line.

    Donate to a worthy cause such as a "Dump ? Trump" fund.  LOL.?

  • All is good with a billion..  8tDr.gif          https://www.cnbc.com/2014/04/11/spare-55m-consider-buying-this-bahamas-island.html  Welcome to Gumby Island ?️   

  • I think I would donated the entire 1.6 billion to the Trump Reelection campaign.  MAGA.

  • A Billion? 

    - Do a ton of charity work

    - Give a ton to the DAV (Disabled American Veterans)

    - Invest Some

    - Make a Movie

    - Buy a great car

    - Travel Europe

    - Donate a ton to the browns board and organize a massive Browns board party

    @stillmotion said:

    -Make a Movie

    This is interesting. 

    Do you have an idea of what you would make? 

  • @stillmotion said:

    -Make a Movie

    This is interesting. 

    Do you have an idea of what you would make? 

    @dutch-oven said:

    This is interesting. 

    Do you have an idea of what you would make? 

    maybe how all the pissy little whiney fuk racists who call themselves maga are ruining are country

  • @stillmotion said:

    -Make a Movie

    This is interesting. 

    Do you have an idea of what you would make? 

    @dutch-oven said:

    This is interesting. 

    Do you have an idea of what you would make? 

    Yes

    1 - A Feature film about the heroic journey of a young man and his best friend friend during the millennial high school era. Been working on it 9 years.