How to move to Canada

Westside Steve

Yes it's from 2016 but is some good tips for any of you that are just too devastated living here. Keep in mind that in most cases they prefer you have some sort of skill other than carrying disease or retail crack sales.

WSS

Canton Dawg

And don’t think for a minute you can sneak into the “Great White North” without repurcussion. . .

calfoxwc

too bad - it would be great fun to organize a 10000 American caravan to storn Mexico's borders to go live there.

they would freak. LOL

TexasAg1969

@calfoxwc said:

too bad - it would be great fun to organize a 10000 American caravan to storn Mexico's borders to go live there.

they would freak. LOL

Just get off the cruise ship. Works just about any day of the week there quite well.??️

DieHardBrownsFan

@texasag1969 said:

Just get off the cruise ship. Works just about any day of the week there quite well.??️

But we just go spend money and come back.

tiamat63

Canada needs only one form of test to gain citizenship. Fighting a moose - but hand to hand.

Win and you're in.

Westside Steve

@tiamat63 said:

Canada needs only one form of test to gain citizenship. Fighting a moose - but hand to hand.

Win and you're in.

Actually as they tell the immigrants first you must drink a bottle of Canadian Club. Then you have to go out and kill a grizzly bear, after which you have to fuk an Eskimo woman.

The Immigrant immediately chugged the bottle of Canadian club and left the building. He came back a day later battered and bruised and bloody and said to the immigration officer... Okay so where is that Eskimo woman you want me to kill?

WSS