I hate Thanksgiving
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...you're not just a Ghoul, you're a Grinch.
Now that we're heading toward the next holiday, can you imagine a modern day Ebeneezer Ghoolie story?
I'm guessing the narration goes like this:
After telling the last batch of kids that I AM EBENEEZER GHOOLIE and there is no Santa Claus - it was time to shout BAH HUMBUG at the people I was tossing eggs at singing Christmas Carols. In any event, the first Ghost showed up at Midnight and I re-buried him at 5 after. The second Ghost showed up at 2am with a tape measure, skin fold calipers and a weight scale - and he burned better in the fireplace than wood. The last Ghost was Paul Brown; and I set his asss straight that the owner he hated moved the old franchise to Baltimore. I made sure I didn't tell him Modell died. He assured me he'd finally start haunting the right team if I agreed to clean up a couple things...
Now I gotta go take care of the FUKKING Cratchets and their little brat Tiny Tim. Then I'm going surprise my nephew with an all expenses paid trip to Vegas on his Uncle's coin. What else? Just when my wife didn't think the bedroom gymnastics under the sheets could get any better - I bought a mechanical bull with 17 different gears she can mount me on. I remain the King of Sting that all you poor COCKSUCKERS can only dream of becoming. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HARMONICA!!!
Now that we're heading toward the next holiday, can you imagine a modern day Ebeneezer Ghoolie story?
I'm guessing the narration goes like this:
After telling the last batch of kids that I AM EBENEEZER GHOOLIE and there is no Santa Claus - it was time to shout BAH HUMBUG at the people I was tossing eggs at singing Christmas Carols. In any event, the first Ghost showed up at Midnight and I re-buried him at 5 after. The second Ghost showed up at 2am with a tape measure, skin fold calipers and a weight scale - and he burned better in the fireplace than wood. The last Ghost was Paul Brown; and I set his asss straight that the owner he hated moved the old franchise to Baltimore. I made sure I didn't tell him Modell died. He assured me he'd finally start haunting the right team if I agreed to clean up a couple things...
Now I gotta go take care of the FUKKING Cratchets and their little brat Tiny Tim. Then I'm going surprise my nephew with an all expenses paid trip to Vegas on his Uncle's coin. What else? Just when my wife didn't think the bedroom gymnastics under the sheets could get any better - I bought a mechanical bull with 17 different gears she can mount me on. I remain the King of Sting that all you poor COCKSUCKERS can only dream of becoming. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HARMONICA!!!
Yes, save that I love Christmas and Easter. The only real Holy days and Holidays worth celebrating are those two.
Grinch? No, not me.
To call me.Grinch for not respecting Thanksgiving would expose yourself as not being an astute reader and observer.
Nowhere ever did I mock giving thanks, I instead mocked the concept of Thanksgiving day.
Let me be clear, The first thing I do when i wake up is pray to Vod and thank him. Likewise, every time I am blessed, I remember Him , before I celebrate and before I take a single bite of food.
My wife and i donate directly to those in need turkeys, winter coats, hats and blankets seceral times during the year. And when we do, we give thanks for being blessed to beable to do so.
I don't condemn anyone for celebrating the day. However, you also need to understand that some people don't need a man made holiday to motivate them to give thanks.
I send.my wife flowers often during the year, but I don't need Valentine's day to remember her.
Now, trust me, I am an imperfect man, and I don't give to be recognized. However, I also don'tneed to participate ian made bullschidt to feel loke I am a thankful person.
The Cleveland Browns have the hardest hit players in the NFL -
does life at the jack shack got you down ? do all those old penis's make you frown ? so if the glory hole ain't your thing come out to the country for a ass spanking thing so turn that frown up side down and quit acting like a clown it's all most time for some beat down time so unless you are submissive and don't like to hit with a belt stay away from cinci and just play with your yourself as The Browns come to town and whip them all into a frenzy you can relax and enjoy all the little things that offend you
Don't know about your family life, but I hate Thanksgiving.
I hate Thanksgiving.
On Thanksgiving, some of my family comes over. We have a great turkey dinner. I make the stuffing, sister-in-law makes killer mashed potatoes, daughter-in-law made green bean casserole, Mrs. wife did the turkey, squash, gravy etc. - it was great - then football was watched while I was buying Mrs. Wife's new Dell Laptop Christmas present online (while people waited in line at 1:00 am later on).
Then we packed up and went to my Godson's parent's house for tons of deserts and to celebrate Godson's Birthday. Everyone was there...my daughter and grandsons (2 & 5). My son (who worked earlier in the day). Ect. We then had the grandchildren draw names out of the hat to see whom we were buying a Christmas gift for.
I love Thanksgiving!
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Now that we're heading toward the next holiday, can you imagine a modern day Ebeneezer Ghoolie story?
I'm guessing the narration goes like this:
After telling the last batch of kids that I AM EBENEEZER GHOOLIE and there is no Santa Claus - it was time to shout BAH HUMBUG at the people I was tossing eggs at singing Christmas Carols. In any event, the first Ghost showed up at Midnight and I re-buried him at 5 after. The second Ghost showed up at 2am with a tape measure, skin fold calipers and a weight scale - and he burned better in the fireplace than wood. The last Ghost was Paul Brown; and I set his asss straight that the owner he hated moved the old franchise to Baltimore. I made sure I didn't tell him Modell died. He assured me he'd finally start haunting the right team if I agreed to clean up a couple things...
Now I gotta go take care of the FUKKING Cratchets and their little brat Tiny Tim. Then I'm going surprise my nephew with an all expenses paid trip to Vegas on his Uncle's coin. What else? Just when my wife didn't think the bedroom gymnastics under the sheets could get any better - I bought a mechanical bull with 17 different gears she can mount me on. I remain the King of Sting that all you poor COCKSUCKERS can only dream of becoming. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HARMONICA!!!
Yes, save that I love Christmas and Easter. The only real Holy days and Holidays worth celebrating are those two.
Grinch? No, not me.
To call me.Grinch for not respecting Thanksgiving would expose yourself as not being an astute reader and observer.
Nowhere ever did I mock giving thanks, I instead mocked the concept of Thanksgiving day.
Let me be clear, The first thing I do when i wake up is pray to Vod and thank him. Likewise, every time I am blessed, I remember Him , before I celebrate and before I take a single bite of food.
My wife and i donate directly to those in need turkeys, winter coats, hats and blankets seceral times during the year. And when we do, we give thanks for being blessed to beable to do so.
I don't condemn anyone for celebrating the day. However, you also need to understand that some people don't need a man made holiday to motivate them to give thanks.
I send.my wife flowers often during the year, but I don't need Valentine's day to remember her.
Now, trust me, I am an imperfect man, and I don't give to be recognized. However, I also don'tneed to participate ian made bullschidt to feel loke I am a thankful person.
Yes, save that I love Christmas and Easter. The only real Holy days and Holidays worth celebrating are those two.
Grinch? No, not me.
To call me.Grinch for not respecting Thanksgiving would expose yourself as not being an astute reader and observer.
Nowhere ever did I mock giving thanks, I instead mocked the concept of Thanksgiving day.
Let me be clear, The first thing I do when i wake up is pray to Vod and thank him. Likewise, every time I am blessed, I remember Him , before I celebrate and before I take a single bite of food.
My wife and i donate directly to those in need turkeys, winter coats, hats and blankets seceral times during the year. And when we do, we give thanks for being blessed to beable to do so.
I don't condemn anyone for celebrating the day. However, you also need to understand that some people don't need a man made holiday to motivate them to give thanks.
I send.my wife flowers often during the year, but I don't need Valentine's day to remember her.
Now, trust me, I am an imperfect man, and I don't give to be recognized. However, I also don'tneed to participate ian made bullschidt to feel loke I am a thankful person.
Vod? You mean Zod?
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holidays in America period, are annoying as sht. The rest of the year people pretend like they're not aholes, during the holidays they stop pretending.
holidays in America period, are annoying as sht. The rest of the year people pretend like they're not aholes, during the holidays they stop pretending.
Great post.
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I really do. People acting like animals, in a hurry, accidents, shootings, traffic jammed up. Schiddt football......seldom the Browns. Add to that we had to endure a fahcking bye week.
Thanksgiving is the most boring time of the year for me. I hate it. All this fackcking down time and i STILL have to wait 3 days for a faugking Browns game. Fauck Dallas and rest.of the schidtt they put on.
Yes Ghoolie but Thanksgiving is also time when we're supposed to give thanks for our blessings! As a browns fan you should be thankful for a franchise QB, Myles Garret, Dorsey etc.. and the makings of a winning team!
Yes Ghoolie but Thanksgiving is also time when we're supposed to give thanks for our blessings! As a browns fan you should be thankful for a franchise QB, Myles Garret, Dorsey etc.. and the makings of a winning team!
I am just thankful we didn't draft Paxton Lynch
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At work we have the radio on at all times, and it was a pain in the ass listening to all Black Friday commercials. Even more when it's not a Spanish holiday thus we have a regular Thursday and Friday. Nonsense.
About Thanksgiving, I like its spirit, being grateful about what we are given is important, but nowadays any holiday can turn into a frivolity. Though I'd be more worried with Halloween (praising death and monsters? Really?)
About Thanksgiving, I like its spirit, being grateful about what we are given is important, but nowadays any holiday can turn into a frivolity. Though I'd be more worried with Halloween (praising death and monsters? Really?)
Literally "praising" ? Nah. Unless you're a devil worshipper or something.
It's pretend praising. Pretending to glorify monsters and death one night out of the year for fun is harmless. It's back to normal the next day.
It's like people who love to watch horror and monster movies, they're not praising death...rather they love being scared shi tless...it's fun to them.
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holidays in America period, are annoying as sht. The rest of the year people pretend like they're not aholes, during the holidays they stop pretending.
holidays in America period, are annoying as sht. The rest of the year people pretend like they're not aholes, during the holidays they stop pretending.
Awwwww, someone is just a bit grumpy today, lighten up Francis. Oh planes leave the USA everyday for other countries if it's so bad here.
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does life at the jack shack got you down ? do all those old penis's make you frown ? so if the glory hole ain't your thing come out to the country for a ass spanking thing so turn that frown up side down and quit acting like a clown it's all most time for some beat down time so unless you are submissive and don't like to hit with a belt stay away from cinci and just play with your yourself as The Browns come to town and whip them all into a frenzy you can relax and enjoy all the little things that offend you
Don't know about your family life, but I hate Thanksgiving.
Don't know about your family life, but I hate Thanksgiving.
whoa what a weekend so far The Bucks whoop up on the ttun and now The Browns kicking some ass and as far as left overs they were awesome and about gone of course we know how to took
Happy Thanksgiving ghoul
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I really do. People acting like animals, in a hurry, accidents, shootings, traffic jammed up. Schiddt football......seldom the Browns. Add to that we had to endure a fahcking bye week.
Thanksgiving is the most boring time of the year for me. I hate it. All this fackcking down time and i STILL have to wait 3 days for a faugking Browns game. Fauck Dallas and rest.of the schidtt they put on.
I really do. People acting like animals, in a hurry, accidents, shootings, traffic jammed up. Schiddt football......seldom the Browns. Add to that we had to endure a fahcking bye week.
Thanksgiving is the most boring time of the year for me. I hate it. All this fackcking down time and i STILL have to wait 3 days for a faugking Browns game. Fauck Dallas and rest.of the schidtt they put on.
You aren't a browns fan anymore. You can't walk that back.
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Most of you all don't appreciate what you have, because you have never been without your entire lives.
Most of you all don't appreciate what you have, because you have never been without your entire lives.
we get it grandpa, things were better back in ur day when everything was made of bronze....?
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No, you have never been thru anything hard. You're a pussy.
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Most of you all don't appreciate what you have, because you have never been without your entire lives.
we get it grandpa, things were better back in ur day when everything was made of bronze....?
we get it grandpa, things were better back in ur day when everything was made of bronze....?
Ah, excuse me. We fought with stone axes back in the good ole days.?
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No, you have never been thru anything hard. You're a pussy.
No, you have never been thru anything hard. You're a pussy.
oh shut it galley boy
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Hmmmm, Thanksgiving weekend 2018
Ohio State wins big over Ichigan
The Browns won big over the buttholes.
And for the frosting, the stool city turd burglars lost.
Checking weather charts, it’s not snowing down there either!
I love Thanksgiving!!!
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Hmmmm, Thanksgiving weekend 2018
Ohio State wins big over Ichigan
The Browns won big over the buttholes.
And for the frosting, the stool city turd burglars lost.
Checking weather charts, it’s not snowing down there either!
I love Thanksgiving!!!
Hmmmm, Thanksgiving weekend 2018
Ohio State wins big over Ichigan
The Browns won big over the buttholes.
And for the frosting, the stool city turd burglars lost.
Checking weather charts, it’s not snowing down there either!
I love Thanksgiving!!!
And my Aggies won the "basketball" football game in 7 OTs over LSWho 74-72. Life is good!??
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Hmmmm, Thanksgiving weekend 2018
Ohio State wins big over Ichigan
The Browns won big over the buttholes.
And for the frosting, the stool city turd burglars lost.
Checking weather charts, it’s not snowing down there either!
I love Thanksgiving!!!
And my Aggies won the "basketball" football game in 7 OTs over LSWho 74-72. Life is good!??
And my Aggies won the "basketball" football game in 7 OTs over LSWho 74-72. Life is good!??
Who?
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Thanksgiving was quiet for me this year.
Went up to Pennsylvania to spend time with my mother, grandpa, my brother and his girl.
Last year was a bit insane, 30 people in a house all crammed into the living/dining area.
This year was a lot more laid back than it was in Myrtle Beach..
6 or 7 of us ate dinner, then vegged out in front of the TV watching football.
Alot more tolerable and relaxed.
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And my Aggies won the "basketball" football game in 7 OTs over LSWho 74-72. Life is good!??
Who?
Who?
Texas A&M 74 LSU 72 higher total than their last basketball game against one another.
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Hmmmm, Thanksgiving weekend 2018
Ohio State wins big over Ichigan
The Browns won big over the buttholes.
And for the frosting, the stool city turd burglars lost.
Checking weather charts, it’s not snowing down there either!
I love Thanksgiving!!!
And my Aggies won the "basketball" football game in 7 OTs over LSWho 74-72. Life is good!??
And my Aggies won the "basketball" football game in 7 OTs over LSWho 74-72. Life is good!??
Honestly....what would be so wrong about a tie? That is the most ridiculous display of bastardization of the game that I can think of. Oh, it may have been exciting and all that, like shootouts in soccer and hockey....but it is still a fucking gimmick way to decide a game.
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College Football OT is stupid. Just whoever scores first should be the winner.
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