Wild Card Weekend Chat

tiamat63

@nero said:

Mmmh Cowboys 2016?

Tyron Smith would like a word with you about his year 'round tan.

Dutch Oven

Houston peaked too early this season.

Happy for Andrew Luck. Quietly had an amazing comeback this season.

tiamat63

I don't know how banged up the Hawks LB'ers are but if they aren't 100% I think I might like Dallas by a hair provided they get Zeke going.

If not, it's going to be a long night for Dak.

Nero

@tiamat63 said:

Tyron Smith would like a word with you about his year 'round tan.

You call black anything nowadays... Should have double checked.

Nero

@dutch-oven said:

Houston peaked too early this season.

Happy for Andrew Luck. Quietly had an amazing comeback this season.

Colts 10-1 on last 11 games, that's insane. Teams dream with such streaks coming into playoffs.

I guess Luck will be Comeback Player of the Year?

Dutch Oven

@nero said:

Colts 10-1 on last 11 games, that's insane. Teams dream with such streaks coming into playoffs.

I guess Luck will be Comeback Player of the Year?

Si.

gumby73

@nero said:

Colts 10-1 on last 11 games, that's insane. Teams dream with such streaks coming into playoffs.

I guess Luck will be Comeback Player of the Year?

quite a feat..is dallas Jaylon Smith in the running CBPY? looks like Jaylon had 6 game starts last season. not my rulebook, but that was a huge recovery on a good kid

gumby73

sorry Mr Hurns that was ugly..hawks rolled up on Beasley also..here comes feeding Zeke..good luck Allen

gumby73

Semi quiet half in dallas with boyz up 10-6 at half. Did Janakowski even warm up his leg before that kick? Some what strange why Walt Anderson was assigned this game. He lives in Houston & a Texas grad but seems like the crew has let them play & been quiet too. I was reading up on Jaylon Smith. He's added weight & muscle after knee injury & been clocked even faster than his time at ND in 40 & shuttles. Than saw the play where Jaylon was spying on Russell & Jaylon sprinted right with Russell to the sidelines..We could use that kind of size & speed LB spying a Lamar Jax

Ghoolie

Another Black Tarkenton shows you why these kind of QBs are total shit. No run-first QB will ever amount to shit in the NFL.

All you guys who were singing the praises of how tough Houston is aren't saying much now.

I said it then and will say it again. What you saw in the second half of the Browns-Textard game WAS the true comparison. Mayfield laid an egg in the first half. Deshitt Watson is LOUSY. You blitz these dumb bastards and they will lose every time that it counts.

The Ravens will take a quick out because of their Tarkenton as well. Book it.

Ghoolie

@dutch-oven said:

Houston peaked too early this season.

Happy for Andrew Luck. Quietly had an amazing comeback this season.

Peaked? LMAO. Houston sucks dog cocks. They have Black Tarkenton. De Shitt ain't goin nowhere. I predicted a first-round exit for these overrated assholes.

Ghoolie

@browns149 said:

Houston’s defense is terrible

And Andrew Luck is really good

not a good recipe for the Texans

Colts 21-0 already

Luck is fair, not good, certainly not great. He is of the caliber of Andy Dalton and Joe Fucco.

However, I said it when we played these jackoffs, they are not very good and DeShitt blows the big one. The Browns would beat both of these teams.

Ghoolie

I never cared for Dallas, but they have a lot of talent. They may get to the show, but my bet is on the Bears meeting the Pats, with Trubisky getting the MVP.

gumby73

@ghoolie said:

You blitz these dumb bastards and they will lose every time that it counts.

WoW what a play by KJ Wright...After what the Colts showed today, i'd bet they didn't blitz 3 times all day. That D front got in D Wat's house with a weak OL ..am to the point where GW creates to many easy dink passes by blitzing. i really never recovered on how bad we played that game in houston...pick any of the 4 quarters, really. shoulda,coulda,woulda been on a 6 game win streak into Balt. Edit- Zeke & Dak ball out late..Boys 24-22 final

hoorta

@tiamat63 said:

Deshaun Watson is looking like Marcus Mariota in the pocket.

More like Deshone Kizer's accuracy....

@nero said:

So what do you guys think of Deshaun Watson? I'd call him Black Tankerton.

I'd call him erratic.. both in game, and from game to game....

thenew23

That first rounder for A.Cooper seems to be paying off for Dallas... surprisingly... probably won't be great for them long-term but it sure changed the dynamic of their offense this year.

Seattle still hasn't realized that R.Wilson needs a great running game beside him to be truly effective.

thenew23

Indy finally learned they needed to protect their #1 QB with good blocking and a running game.

Houston will be an easy out for years to come if they don't do the same, except they'll need an even better RB ( ala Elliott-type) bc Watson is closer to Prescott than he is to Luck in terms of talent...

Ghoolie

@nero said:

So what do you guys think of Deshaun Watson? I'd call him Black Tankerton.

You heard it from me first. A bunch if guys here were slobbering on his knob when they played us.

These dumb, jumpy run-first black Tarkentons will NEVER win jack shit. When forced to think.....they are fucked. I gave Queerdell Stewart the nickname "Cockeyed", and DeShitt is no different. Yes, he can make athletic, exciting plays.....big fucking deal. What pieces of shit like this can't do is create a consistent and dependable offense.

The Ravens will fare no better with their Black Tarkenton. Fucking garbage.

Nero

@ghoolie said:

You heard it from me first.

Woosh. That was the point of my comment, dummie.

Ghoolie

@nero said:

Woosh. That was the point of my comment, dummie.

Du'h really? Bro, thanks for the props but It's part of the Ghoolster to be obtuse. However, on a sober note, it did puss me off at how some fans here were crowning this Textard team and Deshitt Watson as a really good team that was above the Browns.

I went off on a tirade in that week's game thread about how the first half was a fluke and how we exposed Houston and their Shitt QB as nothing special.

I maintain that if we play those cocksuckers 10 times, we win 9.

Thanks again for the props.

Watch Dumbar Jackson be Black Tarkenton today.