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  • @dutch-oven said:

    10. Who leads the Browns in receptions? How many?

    Zombo: Landry, 100

    jcam222: Landry, 90

    Tour2ma: Landry, 98

    Nero: Landry, 95

    Coyote: Landry, 101

    mjp: Landry, 109

    Bob806: Njoku, 77

    FlyinJ: Landry, 95

    Flugel: Landry, 105

    gumby: Johnson, 87

    DutchOven: Landry, 82

    JDailey: Njoku, 68

    Answer: Jarvis Landry led the Browns in receptions with 81. Other top receivers were David Njoku (56), Duke Johnson (47), Antonio Callaway (43) and R. Higgins (39). 

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner: Jarvis Landry was the overwhelming favorite, even if he had fewer receptions than most expected. That might not be the worst thing in the world, considering Mayfield's ability to spread the ball around. DutchOven almost nailed it. 

    And the Big Dummy Award goes to... I like the balls of taking someone besides Landry, but gumby's Duke Johnson prediction was nearly twice as high as what he delivered. 

    FIX!!!

    @the-gipper said:

    FIX!!!

    Fix what?

  • 11. Who leads the Browns in receiving yards? How many?

    Zombo: Gordon, 1333

    jcam222: Gordon, 1400

    Tour2ma: Landy, 1167

    Nero: Landry, 950

    Coyote: Gordon, 1120

    mjp: Landry, 1234

    Bob806: Landry, 1074

    FlyinJ: Gordon, 1005

    Flugel: Landry, 1100

    gumby: Landry, 1080

    DutchOven: Landry, 850

    JDailey: Gordon, 950

    Answer: Jarvis Landry lead the Browns with 976 receiving yards. Other notables: David Njoku (639), Antonio Callaway (586), Rashard Higgins (572), Duke Johnson (429). 

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner: Oh boy, I knew this could end up being an interesting question to revisit the moment I wrote it, and it didn't disappoint. Josh Gordon ended up playing one game for the Browns before being traded, after another weird "Was he high?" moment finally (FINALLY) had the Browns say enough is enough. One reception for 17 yards and a touchdown for the season for Gordon. The winner is everyone's favorite olive-skinned foreigner, Nero. 

    And the Big Dummy Award goes to... With a prediction 1383 yards north of Josh Gordon's 17 yards, jcam222. 

  • 11. Who leads the Browns in receiving yards? How many?

    Zombo: Gordon, 1333

    jcam222: Gordon, 1400

    Tour2ma: Landy, 1167

    Nero: Landry, 950

    Coyote: Gordon, 1120

    mjp: Landry, 1234

    Bob806: Landry, 1074

    FlyinJ: Gordon, 1005

    Flugel: Landry, 1100

    gumby: Landry, 1080

    DutchOven: Landry, 850

    JDailey: Gordon, 950

    Answer: Jarvis Landry lead the Browns with 976 receiving yards. Other notables: David Njoku (639), Antonio Callaway (586), Rashard Higgins (572), Duke Johnson (429). 

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner: Oh boy, I knew this could end up being an interesting question to revisit the moment I wrote it, and it didn't disappoint. Josh Gordon ended up playing one game for the Browns before being traded, after another weird "Was he high?" moment finally (FINALLY) had the Browns say enough is enough. One reception for 17 yards and a touchdown for the season for Gordon. The winner is everyone's favorite olive-skinned foreigner, Nero. 

    And the Big Dummy Award goes to... With a prediction 1383 yards north of Josh Gordon's 17 yards, jcam222. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    The winner is everyone's favorite olive-skinned foreigner, Nero.

    Olive-skinned? That's a stereotype, lol! Sorry to disappoint you... I'm very pale.

    But don't let this distract you from the fact that I did fairly well on this contest 😉

  • @dutch-oven said:

    The winner is everyone's favorite olive-skinned foreigner, Nero.

    Olive-skinned? That's a stereotype, lol! Sorry to disappoint you... I'm very pale.

    But don't let this distract you from the fact that I did fairly well on this contest 😉

    @nero said:

    Olive-skinned? That's a stereotype, lol! Sorry to disappoint you... I'm very pale.

    But don't let this distract you from the fact that I did fairly well on this contest 😉

    As an Italian, I consider it a great stereotype! ?

    You have done asi asi. 

  • @nero said:

    Olive-skinned? That's a stereotype, lol! Sorry to disappoint you... I'm very pale.

    But don't let this distract you from the fact that I did fairly well on this contest 😉

    As an Italian, I consider it a great stereotype! ?

    You have done asi asi. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    As an Italian, I consider it a great stereotype! ?

    You have done asi asi. 

    I've done de puta madre.

  • Zombo said:

    I think someone just went after someone's mama ...

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    De puta madre means "great"...

  • @dutch-oven said:

    As an Italian, I consider it a great stereotype! ?

    You have done asi asi. 

    I've done de puta madre.

    @nero said:

    I've done de puta madre.

    You wanna talk about Mamas?

  • 😆

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  • Zombo said:

    I think someone just went after someone's mama ...

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    De puta madre means "great"...

    @nero said:

    De puta madre means "great"...

    How to say whore in Spanish

    What's the Spanish word for whore? Here's a list of translations.

    Spanish Translation
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    puta

    mother
     
     
     
    I don't know about y'all....but my Irish ass  would be kicking somebody's   Spanish ass.
  • I thought this was the Browns '18 thread.  😕

  • I thought this was the Browns '18 thread.  😕

    @mjp28 said:

    I thought this was the Browns '18 thread.  😕

    That is the thing about threads....they unravel.    

    Frankie says:   Relax

    Or maybe we will be talkin' bout your mama...✌️

  • @nero said:

    De puta madre means "great"...

    How to say whore in Spanish

    What's the Spanish word for whore? Here's a list of translations.

    Spanish Translation
    copy-icon-grey-30x30.png pronounce-icon-grey-30x30.png

    puta

    mother
     
     
     
    I don't know about y'all....but my Irish ass  would be kicking somebody's   Spanish ass.

    @the-gipper said:

    How to say whore in Spanish

    What's the Spanish word for whore? Here's a list of translations.

    Spanish Translation
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    puta

    mother
     
     
     
    I don't know about y'all....but my Irish ass  would be kicking somebody's   Spanish ass.

    Good job, Gipper. You found one of those particularities every language has. 

    I just thought of one in English that is very similar: terrific. It has a negative meaning but when you say ''Terrific'' you are actually saying "awesome!". 

    "De puta madre" has a positive meaning, "hijo de puta" doesn't (thought we use it on friendly environments). 

  • @the-gipper said:

    How to say whore in Spanish

    What's the Spanish word for whore? Here's a list of translations.

    Spanish Translation
    copy-icon-grey-30x30.png pronounce-icon-grey-30x30.png

    puta

    mother
     
     
     
    I don't know about y'all....but my Irish ass  would be kicking somebody's   Spanish ass.

    Good job, Gipper. You found one of those particularities every language has. 

    I just thought of one in English that is very similar: terrific. It has a negative meaning but when you say ''Terrific'' you are actually saying "awesome!". 

    "De puta madre" has a positive meaning, "hijo de puta" doesn't (thought we use it on friendly environments). 

    @nero said:

    Good job, Gipper. You found one of those particularities every language has. 

    I just thought of one in English that is very similar: terrific. It has a negative meaning but when you say ''Terrific'' you are actually saying "awesome!". 

    "De puta madre" has a positive meaning, "hijo de puta" doesn't (thought we use it on friendly environments). 

    I don’t know where you get that terrific has a negative meaning. Maybe you are thinking of horrific. 

  • I know Nero didn't just refer to my mother as a whore, right?

  • I know Nero didn't just refer to my mother as a whore, right?

    @dutch-oven said:

    I know Nero didn't just refer to my mother as a whore, right?

    Something is lost in translation 

  • 12. How many sacks does Myles Garrett get?

    Zombo: 17

    jcam222: 10.5

    Tour2ma: 15.5

    Nero: 12

    Coyote: 15

    mjp: 17.5

    Bob806: 17

    FlyinJ: 13

    Flugel: 13

    gumby: 14.5

    DutchOven: 10.5

    JDailey: 11

    Answer: Myles Garrett had 13.5 sacks in 2018. 

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner: Very good things were predicted by us for young Garrett this season, and he didn't disappoint. Garrett is firmly the #2 guy on the Browns, someone to build the defense around. FlyinJ and Flugel share this tasty victory.

    And the Big Dummy Award goes to... Honestly no one's prediction was that far off in either direction, so no big dummy!

  • @dutch-oven said:

    I know Nero didn't just refer to my mother as a whore, right?

    Something is lost in translation 

    @the-gipper said:

    Something is lost in translation 

    One of these days he's going to be real excited to come to the States and meet people on this board for a Browns game.

    He better hope something was lost in translation. 

  • 12. How many sacks does Myles Garrett get?

    Zombo: 17

    jcam222: 10.5

    Tour2ma: 15.5

    Nero: 12

    Coyote: 15

    mjp: 17.5

    Bob806: 17

    FlyinJ: 13

    Flugel: 13

    gumby: 14.5

    DutchOven: 10.5

    JDailey: 11

    Answer: Myles Garrett had 13.5 sacks in 2018. 

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner: Very good things were predicted by us for young Garrett this season, and he didn't disappoint. Garrett is firmly the #2 guy on the Browns, someone to build the defense around. FlyinJ and Flugel share this tasty victory.

    And the Big Dummy Award goes to... Honestly no one's prediction was that far off in either direction, so no big dummy!

    @dutch-oven said:

    12. How many sacks does Myles Garrett get?

    gumby: 14.5

    Answer: Myles Garrett had 13.5 sacks in 2018. 

    And the Big Dummy Award goes to... Honestly no one's prediction was that far off in either direction, so no big dummy!

    no dummy? I want the refs head on a stick that called Garrett for roughing Ben in opener.Not laying Ben down to ground 'gently' my arss..😁 that f'n homo ref cost me perfection calling  even a half sack..

    @dutch-oven said:

    One of these days he's going to be real excited to come to the States and meet people on this board for a Browns game.

    Have you gotten Nero's Powerball Numbers for Saturday? Heck, we could fly his whole family 1st class😉 

  • @nero said:

    Good job, Gipper. You found one of those particularities every language has. 

    I just thought of one in English that is very similar: terrific. It has a negative meaning but when you say ''Terrific'' you are actually saying "awesome!". 

    "De puta madre" has a positive meaning, "hijo de puta" doesn't (thought we use it on friendly environments). 

    I don’t know where you get that terrific has a negative meaning. Maybe you are thinking of horrific. 

    @the-gipper said:

    I don’t know where you get that terrific has a negative meaning. Maybe you are thinking of horrific. 

    terrific
    /təˈrɪfɪk/
    adjective
    1. 1.
      of great size, amount, or intensity.
      "there was a terrific bang"
      sinónimos: tremendous, huge, massive, gigantic, colossal, mighty, great, very great, very big, prodigious, formidable, sizeable, considerable; Más
       
    2. 2.
      ARCHAIC
      causing terror.
      "his body presented a terrific emblem of death"
      sinónimos: dreadful, terrible, appalling, awful, horrific, horrible, horrendous, horrifying, hideous, grim, ghastly, gruesome, frightful, fearful
      "terrific scenes of slaughter and destruction"
       

      @dutch-oven said:

      I know Nero didn't just refer to my mother as a whore, right?

      Now that I know that your girl is Irish, I can say I would never poke the Italo-Irish Mafia.
  • @the-gipper said:

    Something is lost in translation 

    One of these days he's going to be real excited to come to the States and meet people on this board for a Browns game.

    He better hope something was lost in translation. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    One of these days he's going to be real excited to come to the States and meet people on this board for a Browns game.

    He better hope something was lost in translation. 

    That day, I will use all the expresions related to "puta" constantly so you get the hang of it.

    @gumby73 said:

    Have you gotten Nero's Powerball Numbers for Saturday? Heck, we could fly his whole family 1st class😉 

    Careful with what you say... I got a big family!