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  • Zombo said:

    Super Bowl Halftime is for women and gays.

    Tell me you went out back and had a cigar, restocked the beer cooler, threw some nachos down your pieholes and walked the dog and I might have some new respect for you homos.

    Zombo

    Anyone who needs to restock the beer cooler at halftime is a poor planner before the game.   

    @mark-o said:

    Anyone who needs to restock the beer cooler at halftime is a poor planner before the game.   

    Thus a homo. 😛

  • Super Bowl Halftime is for women and gays.

    Tell me you went out back and had a cigar, restocked the beer cooler, threw some nachos down your pieholes and walked the dog and I might have some new respect for you homos.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    Super Bowl Halftime is for women and gays.

    Tell me you went out back and had a cigar, restocked the beer cooler, threw some nachos down your pieholes and walked the dog and I might have some new respect for you homos.

    Zombo

    I was at the WSS  SB party.....so you can imagine that yes....there were a lot of gays and homos and chicks there.  😉 I don't smoke and I don't have a dog (cat left home with the wife)....but I did the beer and...while not nachos...basically the equivalent.  But I was a somewhat captive audience.

  • @mark-o said:

    Anyone who needs to restock the beer cooler at halftime is a poor planner before the game.   

    Thus a homo. 😛

    @nero said:

    Thus a homo. 😛

    precisely

  • Zombo said:

    Super Bowl Halftime is for women and gays.

    Tell me you went out back and had a cigar, restocked the beer cooler, threw some nachos down your pieholes and walked the dog and I might have some new respect for you homos.

    Zombo

    Anyone who needs to restock the beer cooler at halftime is a poor planner before the game.   

    @mark-o said:

    Anyone who needs to restock the beer cooler at halftime is a poor planner before the game.   

    By restocking....I took that to mean to restock my hand with a beer in it.

    In my case:  Guinness.   That is what I did.

  • @mark-o said:

    Anyone who needs to restock the beer cooler at halftime is a poor planner before the game.   

    By restocking....I took that to mean to restock my hand with a beer in it.

    In my case:  Guinness.   That is what I did.

    @the-gipper said:

    By restocking....I took that to mean to restock my hand with a beer in it.

    In my case:  Guinness.   That is what I did.

    restocking your hand is acceptable.   Needing to restock the beer cooler is poor planning.

  • Zombo said:

    Super Bowl Halftime is for women and gays.

    Tell me you went out back and had a cigar, restocked the beer cooler, threw some nachos down your pieholes and walked the dog and I might have some new respect for you homos.

    Zombo

    Anyone who needs to restock the beer cooler at halftime is a poor planner before the game.   

    @mark-o said:

    Anyone who needs to restock the beer cooler at halftime is a poor planner before the game.   

    We had to head down to the wine cellar to figure out what else we were going to drink for the second half. The sound was turned down so far for the halftime show, you couldn't hear it... Which was probably a good thing....  Actually this picture is post-game, but you get the idea....  

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  • @mark-o said:

    Anyone who needs to restock the beer cooler at halftime is a poor planner before the game.   

    We had to head down to the wine cellar to figure out what else we were going to drink for the second half. The sound was turned down so far for the halftime show, you couldn't hear it... Which was probably a good thing....  Actually this picture is post-game, but you get the idea....  

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    @hoorta said:

    We had to head down to the wine cellar to figure out what else we were going to drink for the second half. The sound was turned down so far for the halftime show, you couldn't hear it... Which was probably a good thing....  Actually this picture is post-game, but you get the idea....  

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    How many people did it take to swill all that?

  • @hoorta said:

    We had to head down to the wine cellar to figure out what else we were going to drink for the second half. The sound was turned down so far for the halftime show, you couldn't hear it... Which was probably a good thing....  Actually this picture is post-game, but you get the idea....  

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    How many people did it take to swill all that?

    @the-gipper said:

    How many people did it take to swill all that?

    Four or five...  😁 Actually, it was on the high side of twenty or so...  And there was a lot of great food to go along with it... With the party starting at 4 PM, people were pacing themselves, so really that was around 4-5 bottles of wine per hour for 20 people- not as crazy as you might think....  

  • Did the OP even see Beyonce? She's my vote for worst ever. 

  • Did the OP even see Beyonce? She's my vote for worst ever. 

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    Did the OP even see Beyonce? She's my vote for worst ever. 

    Really.....watch ALL of this then:

  • @the-gipper said:

    And I guess the other moral of the story is:

    Maroon 5 is to be heard and not seen.

    You're saying you'd like to maroon them on a desert island?  Levine is OK on The Voice though- minus the band. 

    @jrb12711 said:

    Am I the only one who thought the halftime show was fine? Obviously Levine losing his clothes to show the dad bod was...awkward but I appreciated him actually singing and his pop hits are fine. That's not one of those performances I'm going to tell my grandkids about, sure but it was fine. People acting like this was the worst thing of all time, I just don't see that

    It wasn't the worst performance I've ever seen, but it was uninspiring to say the least. After the Janet Jackson fiasco, the NFL has gone strictly "safe" with the acts they choose for halftime...  

    @hoorta said:

    It wasn't the worst performance I've ever seen, but it was uninspiring to say the least. After the Janet Jackson fiasco, the NFL has gone strictly "safe" with the acts they choose for halftime...  

    To be totally honest, my educated guess is they wanted a recognizable but non-offensive band based on all the controversy of the past two years. The exact same reason Justin Timberlake was last year's performer. One can groan about the mediocrity of it but nothing was "offensive". Definitely agree there.

  • @hoorta said:

    It wasn't the worst performance I've ever seen, but it was uninspiring to say the least. After the Janet Jackson fiasco, the NFL has gone strictly "safe" with the acts they choose for halftime...  

    To be totally honest, my educated guess is they wanted a recognizable but non-offensive band based on all the controversy of the past two years. The exact same reason Justin Timberlake was last year's performer. One can groan about the mediocrity of it but nothing was "offensive". Definitely agree there.

    @jrb12711 said:

    To be totally honest, my educated guess is they wanted a recognizable but non-offensive band based on all the controversy of the past two years. The exact same reason Justin Timberlake was last year's performer. One can groan about the mediocrity of it but nothing was "offensive". Definitely agree there.

    Then go back to Up With People if you don't want controversy.

  • went out back and smoked a bowl fuk half time

  • Did the OP even see Beyonce? She's my vote for worst ever. 

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    Did the OP even see Beyonce? She's my vote for worst ever. 

    After the Janet Jackson "Boobgate", the NFL trotted out every old rock band they could get.

    The Rolling Stones were horrific. So bad. 

  • @bjh2130 said:

    I didn't like the halftime show either but I am curious what is the last halftime show you liked.

    When John Mellencamp played in Detroit, then flew to Dallas and played there too on Thanksgiving years ago.

    I'd rather watch highlights honestly. But the Super Bowl is about catering to non-fans and advertising revenue. 

    @bob806 said:

    But the Super Bowl is about catering to non-fans and advertising revenue. 

    You nailed it right there.

    The fringe football fans at work thought it was a horribly boring SB.  "The worst football game I ever saw in my life." someone told me.  When a real football fan would say, 'That was an epic battle!'  -  I'm not a real 'defense' kinda guy.....but that was an epic defensive championship.  

    Oh, this is about half-time.  Wasn't interested in the acts.  Didn't see it.

  • I think they should give the Transiberian orchestra next years half time. No way they disappoint 

  • @bjh2130 said:

    Record profits and ratings up 5% this year which raised it back up close to the record-setting ratings 3 years ago. Don't know how much of a decline it is in.

    I didn't like the halftime show either but I am curious what is the last halftime show you liked.

    I’ve never seen a halftime show that was good. They have had the Stones.  The Who. Paul McCartney.  Janet Jackson. 

    Thay have all sucked. 

    @browns149 said:

    I’ve never seen a halftime show that was good. They have had the Stones.  The Who. Paul McCartney.  Janet Jackson. 

    Thay have all sucked. 

    Bruno Mars was a great halftime show. 

  • @browns149 said:

    I’ve never seen a halftime show that was good. They have had the Stones.  The Who. Paul McCartney.  Janet Jackson. 

    Thay have all sucked. 

    Bruno Mars was a great halftime show. 

    @jcam222 said:

    Bruno Mars was a great halftime show. 

    Literally his 15 minutes of fame.

    WSS

  • @jcam222 said:

    Bruno Mars was a great halftime show. 

    Literally his 15 minutes of fame.

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    Literally his 15 minutes of fame.

    WSS

    Yeah.. haven't heard much of him since then... Itunes and Napster pretty much destroyed the Music Industry as we knew it... its not like the old days when you can waste a whole day in the studio just to get a drum sound together while the producer sits in the green room tootin coke all afternoon anymore...