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Survey Tuesday 2/5/19

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  • Here are today's  Survey Questions.   Give your answers:

    1. Which stadiums have you been to to see an NFL game, if any?  Current or former

    2. Which stadiums have you been to to see a Major League baseball game, if any?  Current or former

    3. Which stadiums/arenas have you been to to see either an NBA or an NHL game, if any?  Current or former

    4. The Super Bowl commercials for Bud Light seemed to imply that having Corn Syrup in beer is bad.   Do you believe it is bad?  Or not? If so, why? If not, why?

    Somebody wake up Westside Steve to answer this question. 

    5. Who makes the best fast food hamburgers?

    @the-gipper said:

    Here are today's  Survey Questions.   Give your answers:

    1. Which stadiums have you been to to see an NFL game, if any?  Current or former

    Rich Stadium (Buffalo), Hoosier Dome, Jerry Jones' palace, Houston NRG

    2. Which stadiums have you been to to see a Major League baseball game, if any?  Current or former

    Just the old Cle Stadium and Jacobs Field

    3. Which stadiums/arenas have you been to to see either an NBA or an NHL game, if any?  Current or former

    Rogers center (Vancouver), the old Igloo (hideous Pittsburgh), Cleveland Arena (Barons & Crusaders), Richfield Coliseum (Crusaders, NHL Barons). I'd love to go to a Calgary Flames and Montreal Canadiens game someday.

    4. The Super Bowl commercials for Bud Light seemed to imply that having Corn Syrup in beer is bad.   Do you believe it is bad?  Or not? If so, why? If not, why?

    Somebody wake up Westside Steve to answer this question. 

    5. Who makes the best fast food hamburgers?

    Wendy's

  • 5. Who makes the best fast food hamburgers?

    Culvers

    Very good....problem is we don't have them anywhere near here. (do you have them in Naples?)

    @the-gipper said:

    5. Who makes the best fast food hamburgers?

    Culvers

    Very good....problem is we don't have them anywhere near here. (do you have them in Naples?)

    We do have them. I dont eat a lot of fast food, but the Culver Burger is pretty good.

    Zombo

  • Here are today's  Survey Questions.   Give your answers:

    1. Which stadiums have you been to to see an NFL game, if any?  Current or former

    2. Which stadiums have you been to to see a Major League baseball game, if any?  Current or former

    3. Which stadiums/arenas have you been to to see either an NBA or an NHL game, if any?  Current or former

    4. The Super Bowl commercials for Bud Light seemed to imply that having Corn Syrup in beer is bad.   Do you believe it is bad?  Or not? If so, why? If not, why?

    Somebody wake up Westside Steve to answer this question. 

    5. Who makes the best fast food hamburgers?

    @the-gipper said:

    Here are today's  Survey Questions.   Give your answers:

    1. Which stadiums have you been to to see an NFL game, if any?  Current or former 

    Cleveland Stadium, First Energy Stadium

    2. Which stadiums have you been to to see a Major League baseball game, if any?  Current or former

    Cleveland Stadium, Progressive Field, Tiger Stadium and Comerica Park (Detroit), Three Rivers Stadium and PNC Park (Pittsburgh) and Great American Ballpark (Cincinnati)

    3. Which stadiums/arenas have you been to to see either an NBA or an NHL game, if any?  Current or former 

    Quicken Loans Arena (Cleveland) and whatever the arena in Pittsburgh was called that predated the current arena (The Igloo?) back in 1998. 

    4. The Super Bowl commercials for Bud Light seemed to imply that having Corn Syrup in beer is bad.   Do you believe it is bad?  Or not? If so, why? If not, why?

    You serious, Clark?

    Somebody wake up Westside Steve to answer this question. 

    5. Who makes the best fast food hamburgers?

    I'm going with Hamburger Station. They are like White Castle, but good. Now for hamburger restaurants? Hodge's in Barberton is damn good... Thurman's in Columbus is too. 

  • 1.  Cleveland (old and new).   Qualcomm, Anaheim

    2.  Cleveland (old and new)  Qualcomm (SD), Petco Park (SD).  Candlestink (SF), Oakland Coliseum, Anaheim Stadium, Dodger Stadium (dump), Bank One ballpark (arizona).

    3.  Cleveland (new) Richfield, Orlando Magic, LA Forum (Kings), Staples Center (Kings, Clippers).

    4.  Who Cares

    5.  In N Out

    @mark-o said:

    Dodger Stadium (dump)

    I found this interesting. All I've ever heard is how great a ballpark this is and how it's the Taj Mahal of MLB...

  • @mark-o said:

    Who cares because I don't care and if i don't care then no one should care.   See the difference?   🙂

    Well....that is an egocentric, narcissistic, esoteric response that applies to only you, yourself, and you.

    I just wanna be able to tell ole Redneck Randy out there what the hell is wrong with a little corn syrup in muh beer.  Dagnabbit.

    The fate of "Merica"  may depend on the answer.

    @the-gipper said:

    Well....that is an egocentric, narcissistic, esoteric response that applies to only you, yourself, and you.

    That description fits MarkO perfectly, I'm surprised that you're surprised about that...

    About the survey, I can't answer any of the questions, but I gotta say that apart from a football game, I bet I'd enjoy watching a NHL game live. 

  • Here are today's  Survey Questions.   Give your answers:

    1. Which stadiums have you been to to see an NFL game, if any?  Current or former

    2. Which stadiums have you been to to see a Major League baseball game, if any?  Current or former

    3. Which stadiums/arenas have you been to to see either an NBA or an NHL game, if any?  Current or former

    4. The Super Bowl commercials for Bud Light seemed to imply that having Corn Syrup in beer is bad.   Do you believe it is bad?  Or not? If so, why? If not, why?

    Somebody wake up Westside Steve to answer this question. 

    5. Who makes the best fast food hamburgers?

    @the-gipper said:

    1. Which stadiums have you been to to see an NFL game, if any?  Current or former

         The New Mile High in Denver last season

    2. Which stadiums have you been to to see a Major League baseball game, if any?  Current or former

         Old Astrodome in Houston when it was new against Roberto Clemente, et al of the Pirates.

    3. Which stadiums/arenas have you been to to see either an NBA or an NHL game, if any?  Current or former

         Never seen one live, but have seen the Harlem Globetrotters ?

    4. The Super Bowl commercials for Bud Light seemed to imply that having Corn Syrup in beer is bad.   Do you believe it is bad?  Or not? If so, why? If not, why?

         I may own stock in Bud, but I don't like any of their beer. Give me a Rochefort 10 Belgian Trappist any day of the week (I'd settle for Rochefort 8).

    5. Who makes the best fast food hamburgers?

         Wendy's with Sonic second because of the bun.

  • Here are today's  Survey Questions.   Give your answers:

    1. Which stadiums have you been to to see an NFL game, if any?  Current or former

    2. Which stadiums have you been to to see a Major League baseball game, if any?  Current or former

    3. Which stadiums/arenas have you been to to see either an NBA or an NHL game, if any?  Current or former

    4. The Super Bowl commercials for Bud Light seemed to imply that having Corn Syrup in beer is bad.   Do you believe it is bad?  Or not? If so, why? If not, why?

    Somebody wake up Westside Steve to answer this question. 

    5. Who makes the best fast food hamburgers?

    @the-gipper said:

    Here are today's  Survey Questions.   Give your answers:

    1. Which stadiums have you been to to see an NFL game, if any?  Current or former

     Alphabetically... Carolina, Cincinnati, Cleveland (old and new), Detroit (Silverdome and Ford), Houston, Indianapolis (old and new), Kansas City, Rams (in St. Louis), Miami, Tampa, Nashville.  11 down, 21 to go on the bucket list... PS, Kansas City is my favorite away stadium. great venue, great Tailgating...  

    2. Which stadiums have you been to to see a Major League baseball game, if any?  Current or former

     Cleveland (old and new), Cincinnati     Don't much care for baseball- sort of boring...  

    3. Which stadiums/arenas have you been to to see either an NBA or an NHL game, if any?  Current or former

    NBA-  Cleveland- Richfield and Quicken, Indianapolis, NHL- Detroit (Red Wings), Columbus (Blue Jackets)

    4. The Super Bowl commercials for Bud Light seemed to imply that having Corn Syrup in beer is bad.   Do you believe it is bad?  Or not? If so, why? If not, why?

    Somebody wake up Westside Steve to answer this question. 

     From my winemaking POV-  ?? If they're using it as a sweetener? So what? They want you to believe light Kayro syrup is toxic? That's essentially what corn syrup is...  If they're using it as a fermentation product- again so what? Our friendly yeast  Saccharomyces  cerevisiae  that turns sugar into alcohol doesn't much care where the sugar it's fermenting originally came from. Fer instance, top shelf vodkas not only come from corn, but wheat and potatoes. (it can't ferment oddball sugars that I won't bore you the details with though). But corn syrup is pretty edible to those yeasts... Us Ohio winemakers routinely have to dump table sugar into our grape juice to get the alcohol level up...  BTW, if you look at the ingredients in Budweiser, you'll notice rice is involved. (LOL, you ferment pure rice, you wind up with Sake.) You can take any starch (which is simply very long chains of sugar molecules linked together) and enzymatically break it down into it's component sugar. Just my 0.02 🙂  

    5. Who makes the best fast food hamburgers?

    I'm a junk food junkie- very few that I don't like- Frisch's if you made me choose my top one.  As an aside to Ag, I haven't tried Sonic yet- one of these days. The parking lot of our local Sonic is so routinely empty, I'm sort of shocked they haven't folded up yet.  There's no Jack-in-the Box in Ohio I'm aware of, but the one in Houston was pretty good... There's a reason Red Barn went out of business- their burgers were awful...  

  • Here are today's  Survey Questions.   Give your answers:

    1. Which stadiums have you been to to see an NFL game, if any?  Current or former

     Alphabetically... Carolina, Cincinnati, Cleveland (old and new), Detroit (Silverdome and Ford), Houston, Indianapolis (old and new), Kansas City, Rams (in St. Louis), Miami, Tampa, Nashville.  11 down, 21 to go on the bucket list... PS, Kansas City is my favorite away stadium. great venue, great Tailgating...  

    You take the cake so far with the most venues.   IF the schedule makers are kind....I maybe could consider doing another road trip to either  Phoenix or San Fran in December this coming year.  (the only open time for me to go really).    Is that something that would interest you...or others?

    2. Which stadiums have you been to to see a Major League baseball game, if any?  Current or former

     Cleveland (old and new), Cincinnati     Don't much care for baseball- sort of boring...  

    But, to be honest, the stadium experience of going to a baseball game is oh so much better than a football game.  Far more relaxing....you don't have the constant barrage of commercials etc. and screaming announcers yelling at you.  As you know, I was not thrilled with the stadium experience at NFL games....but I am willing to put up with the clamor for the sake of the trip that I would take in conjunction with a game...and to go to the tailgates etc.  

    3. Which stadiums/arenas have you been to to see either an NBA or an NHL game, if any?  Current or former

    NBA-  Cleveland- Richfield and Quicken, Indianapolis, NHL- Detroit (Red Wings), Columbus (Blue Jackets)

    4. The Super Bowl commercials for Bud Light seemed to imply that having Corn Syrup in beer is bad.   Do you believe it is bad?  Or not? If so, why? If not, why?

    Somebody wake up Westside Steve to answer this question. 

     From my winemaking POV-  ?? If they're using it as a sweetener? So what? They want you to believe light Kayro syrup is toxic? That's essentially what corn syrup is...  If they're using it as a fermentation product- again so what? Our friendly yeast  Saccharomyces  cerevisiae  that turns sugar into alcohol doesn't much care where the sugar it's fermenting originally came from. Fer instance, top shelf vodkas not only come from corn, but wheat and potatoes. (it can't ferment oddball sugars that I won't bore you the details with though). But corn syrup is pretty edible to those yeasts... Us Ohio winemakers routinely have to dump table sugar into our grape juice to get the alcohol level up...  BTW, if you look at the ingredients in Budweiser, you'll notice rice is involved. (LOL, you ferment pure rice, you wind up with Sake.) You can take any starch (which is simply very long chains of sugar molecules linked together) and enzymatically break it down into it's component sugar. Just my 0.02 🙂  

    Alrighty then.  Nice effort.

    5. Who makes the best fast food hamburgers?

    I'm a junk food junkie- very few that I don't like- Frisch's if you made me choose my top one.  As an aside to Ag, I haven't tried Sonic yet- one of these days. The parking lot of our local Sonic is so routinely empty, I'm sort of shocked they haven't folded up yet.  There's no Jack-in-the Box in Ohio I'm aware of, but the one in Houston was pretty good... There's a reason Red Barn went out of business- their burgers were awful... 

    Hey...I used to work for Red Barn.   And I would wager that if you went back 40 years to when they were around, you would likely find that their burgers were no worse than some of the crap they sell now.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Well....that is an egocentric, narcissistic, esoteric response that applies to only you, yourself, and you.

    That description fits MarkO perfectly, I'm surprised that you're surprised about that...

    About the survey, I can't answer any of the questions, but I gotta say that apart from a football game, I bet I'd enjoy watching a NHL game live. 

    @nero said:

    That description fits MarkO perfectly, I'm surprised that you're surprised about that...

    I"m actually none of those things that Gipper described, at least not in person I'm not.

  • @mark-o said:

    Dodger Stadium (dump)

    I found this interesting. All I've ever heard is how great a ballpark this is and how it's the Taj Mahal of MLB...

    @dutch-oven said:

    I found this interesting. All I've ever heard is how great a ballpark this is and how it's the Taj Mahal of MLB...

    It has spectacular views of the mountains but it was built a long long long long time ago and its crowded in the walkways, crowded in the seats and basically every new ballpark that's been built in the last 25 years is a nicer and more enjoyable experience than going to Dumpster stadium. 

  • @nero said:

    That description fits MarkO perfectly, I'm surprised that you're surprised about that...

    I"m actually none of those things that Gipper described, at least not in person I'm not.

    @mark-o said:

    I"m actually none of those things that Gipper described, at least not in person I'm not.

    It was a joke... It made me laugh reading "esoteric" in the list, lol! ?

  • Here are today's  Survey Questions.   Give your answers:

    1. Which stadiums have you been to to see an NFL game, if any?  Current or former

    2. Which stadiums have you been to to see a Major League baseball game, if any?  Current or former

    3. Which stadiums/arenas have you been to to see either an NBA or an NHL game, if any?  Current or former

    4. The Super Bowl commercials for Bud Light seemed to imply that having Corn Syrup in beer is bad.   Do you believe it is bad?  Or not? If so, why? If not, why?

    Somebody wake up Westside Steve to answer this question. 

    5. Who makes the best fast food hamburgers?

    @the-gipper said:

    Here are today's  Survey Questions.   Give your answers:

    1. Which stadiums have you been to to see an NFL game, if any?  Current or former

    2. Which stadiums have you been to to see a Major League baseball game, if any?  Current or former

    3. Which stadiums/arenas have you been to to see either an NBA or an NHL game, if any?  Current or former

    4. The Super Bowl commercials for Bud Light seemed to imply that having Corn Syrup in beer is bad.   Do you believe it is bad?  Or not? If so, why? If not, why?

    No worse than rice. But just a cheap ass shortcut to making the Brew.

    Somebody wake up Westside Steve to answer this question. 

    5. Who makes the best fast food hamburgers?

  • @mark-o said:

    I"m actually none of those things that Gipper described, at least not in person I'm not.

    It was a joke... It made me laugh reading "esoteric" in the list, lol! ?

    @nero said:

    It was a joke... It made me laugh reading "esoteric" in the list, lol! ?

    🙂

  • Here are today's  Survey Questions.   Give your answers:

    1. Which stadiums have you been to to see an NFL game, if any?  Current or former

    2. Which stadiums have you been to to see a Major League baseball game, if any?  Current or former

    3. Which stadiums/arenas have you been to to see either an NBA or an NHL game, if any?  Current or former

    4. The Super Bowl commercials for Bud Light seemed to imply that having Corn Syrup in beer is bad.   Do you believe it is bad?  Or not? If so, why? If not, why?

    Somebody wake up Westside Steve to answer this question. 

    5. Who makes the best fast food hamburgers?

    @the-gipper said:

    Here are today's  Survey Questions.   Give your answers:

    1. Which stadiums have you been to to see an NFL game, if any?  Current or former

    2. Which stadiums have you been to to see a Major League baseball game, if any?  Current or former

    when we lived in Texas dad took me to a Colt 45 is game so they played the Cardinals and Curt Simmons was playing.

    3. Which stadiums/arenas have you been to to see either an NBA or an NHL game, if any?  Current or former

    4. The Super Bowl commercials for Bud Light seemed to imply that having Corn Syrup in beer is bad.   Do you believe it is bad?  Or not? If so, why? If not, why?

    Somebody wake up Westside Steve to answer this question. 

    I thought I'd answered that. Corn syrup is just a cheap ass shortcut for beer making. Like rice.

    5. Who makes the best fast food hamburgers?

  • Here are today's  Survey Questions.   Give your answers:

    1. Which stadiums have you been to to see an NFL game, if any?  Current or former

     Alphabetically... Carolina, Cincinnati, Cleveland (old and new), Detroit (Silverdome and Ford), Houston, Indianapolis (old and new), Kansas City, Rams (in St. Louis), Miami, Tampa, Nashville.  11 down, 21 to go on the bucket list... PS, Kansas City is my favorite away stadium. great venue, great Tailgating...  

    You take the cake so far with the most venues.   IF the schedule makers are kind....I maybe could consider doing another road trip to either  Phoenix or San Fran in December this coming year.  (the only open time for me to go really).    Is that something that would interest you...or others?

    2. Which stadiums have you been to to see a Major League baseball game, if any?  Current or former

     Cleveland (old and new), Cincinnati     Don't much care for baseball- sort of boring...  

    But, to be honest, the stadium experience of going to a baseball game is oh so much better than a football game.  Far more relaxing....you don't have the constant barrage of commercials etc. and screaming announcers yelling at you.  As you know, I was not thrilled with the stadium experience at NFL games....but I am willing to put up with the clamor for the sake of the trip that I would take in conjunction with a game...and to go to the tailgates etc.  

    3. Which stadiums/arenas have you been to to see either an NBA or an NHL game, if any?  Current or former

    NBA-  Cleveland- Richfield and Quicken, Indianapolis, NHL- Detroit (Red Wings), Columbus (Blue Jackets)

    4. The Super Bowl commercials for Bud Light seemed to imply that having Corn Syrup in beer is bad.   Do you believe it is bad?  Or not? If so, why? If not, why?

    Somebody wake up Westside Steve to answer this question. 

     From my winemaking POV-  ?? If they're using it as a sweetener? So what? They want you to believe light Kayro syrup is toxic? That's essentially what corn syrup is...  If they're using it as a fermentation product- again so what? Our friendly yeast  Saccharomyces  cerevisiae  that turns sugar into alcohol doesn't much care where the sugar it's fermenting originally came from. Fer instance, top shelf vodkas not only come from corn, but wheat and potatoes. (it can't ferment oddball sugars that I won't bore you the details with though). But corn syrup is pretty edible to those yeasts... Us Ohio winemakers routinely have to dump table sugar into our grape juice to get the alcohol level up...  BTW, if you look at the ingredients in Budweiser, you'll notice rice is involved. (LOL, you ferment pure rice, you wind up with Sake.) You can take any starch (which is simply very long chains of sugar molecules linked together) and enzymatically break it down into it's component sugar. Just my 0.02 🙂  

    Alrighty then.  Nice effort.

    5. Who makes the best fast food hamburgers?

    I'm a junk food junkie- very few that I don't like- Frisch's if you made me choose my top one.  As an aside to Ag, I haven't tried Sonic yet- one of these days. The parking lot of our local Sonic is so routinely empty, I'm sort of shocked they haven't folded up yet.  There's no Jack-in-the Box in Ohio I'm aware of, but the one in Houston was pretty good... There's a reason Red Barn went out of business- their burgers were awful... 

    Hey...I used to work for Red Barn.   And I would wager that if you went back 40 years to when they were around, you would likely find that their burgers were no worse than some of the crap they sell now.

    @the-gipper said:

    Here are today's  Survey Questions.   Give your answers:

    2. Which stadiums have you been to to see a Major League baseball game, if any?  Current or former

     Cleveland (old and new), Cincinnati     Don't much care for baseball- sort of boring...  

    But, to be honest, the stadium experience of going to a baseball game is oh so much better than a football game.  Far more relaxing....you don't have the constant barrage of commercials etc. and screaming announcers yelling at you.  As you know, I was not thrilled with the stadium experience at NFL games....but I am willing to put up with the clamor for the sake of the trip that I would take in conjunction with a game...and to go to the tailgates etc.  

    LOL? A Baseball game? If you want to relax, drink beer and get some sun- I recommend heading out to a beach. A lot cheaper than going to a baseball game, and watching the waves coming in is about as exciting...   

  • @the-gipper said:

    Here are today's  Survey Questions.   Give your answers:

    1. Which stadiums have you been to to see an NFL game, if any?  Current or former

    2. Which stadiums have you been to to see a Major League baseball game, if any?  Current or former

    when we lived in Texas dad took me to a Colt 45 is game so they played the Cardinals and Curt Simmons was playing.

    3. Which stadiums/arenas have you been to to see either an NBA or an NHL game, if any?  Current or former

    4. The Super Bowl commercials for Bud Light seemed to imply that having Corn Syrup in beer is bad.   Do you believe it is bad?  Or not? If so, why? If not, why?

    Somebody wake up Westside Steve to answer this question. 

    I thought I'd answered that. Corn syrup is just a cheap ass shortcut for beer making. Like rice.

    5. Who makes the best fast food hamburgers?

    @westside-steve said:

    I thought I'd answered that. Corn syrup is just a cheap ass shortcut for beer making. Like rice.

    Agreed Steve, the more I researched it, the more I feel Bud was making a cute commercial to hoodwink the average Joe Sixpack who doesn't know any better.  Barley, hallertau hops are expensive. That's the reason why the good stuff like Great Lakes (or similar) cost about twice as much as the mega breweries. There's twice as much "stuff" in that bottle...  

    And while I'm at it- craft beermakers are following in the footsteps of California winemakers back in the 70s- "my chardonnay can out chardonnay yours".  "My beer can out hop yours"- to the point the stuff is undrinkable. What's next? Stuff a hop cone in every bottle, like the worm in mexcal?  I'm a not macho man- that those guys trying to drink 500+ IBUs brews are apparently trying to prove.  🙂  

  • @the-gipper said:

    Here are today's  Survey Questions.   Give your answers:

    2. Which stadiums have you been to to see a Major League baseball game, if any?  Current or former

     Cleveland (old and new), Cincinnati     Don't much care for baseball- sort of boring...  

    But, to be honest, the stadium experience of going to a baseball game is oh so much better than a football game.  Far more relaxing....you don't have the constant barrage of commercials etc. and screaming announcers yelling at you.  As you know, I was not thrilled with the stadium experience at NFL games....but I am willing to put up with the clamor for the sake of the trip that I would take in conjunction with a game...and to go to the tailgates etc.  

    LOL? A Baseball game? If you want to relax, drink beer and get some sun- I recommend heading out to a beach. A lot cheaper than going to a baseball game, and watching the waves coming in is about as exciting...   

    @hoorta said:

    LOL? A Baseball game? If you want to relax, drink beer and get some sun- I recommend heading out to a beach. A lot cheaper than going to a baseball game, and watching the waves coming in is about as exciting...   

    I suppose you like ugly women 

  • @hoorta said:

    LOL? A Baseball game? If you want to relax, drink beer and get some sun- I recommend heading out to a beach. A lot cheaper than going to a baseball game, and watching the waves coming in is about as exciting...   

    I suppose you like ugly women 

    @the-gipper said:

    I suppose you like ugly women 

    Boring baseball tops any ugly woman I've ever seen. I'll leave you with my favorite Winston Churchill quote- who could drink with the best of them, and liked cigars so much, a cigar style is named after him... 

    After getting royally smashed- a proper Brit Lady said to him- "why Sir Winston, you're drunk." And his reply- "Why yes mam, I'm drunk. But tomorrow, I'll be sober. But unfortunately, tomorrow you'll still be ugly."...  And Baseball will still be BORING...  unlike the sport of the 21st century SOCCER....  

  • @the-gipper said:

    I suppose you like ugly women 

    Boring baseball tops any ugly woman I've ever seen. I'll leave you with my favorite Winston Churchill quote- who could drink with the best of them, and liked cigars so much, a cigar style is named after him... 

    After getting royally smashed- a proper Brit Lady said to him- "why Sir Winston, you're drunk." And his reply- "Why yes mam, I'm drunk. But tomorrow, I'll be sober. But unfortunately, tomorrow you'll still be ugly."...  And Baseball will still be BORING...  unlike the sport of the 21st century SOCCER....  

    @hoorta said:

    Boring baseball tops any ugly woman I've ever seen. I'll leave you with my favorite Winston Churchill quote- who could drink with the best of them, and liked cigars so much, a cigar style is named after him... 

    After getting royally smashed- a proper Brit Lady said to him- "why Sir Winston, you're drunk." And his reply- "Why yes mam, I'm drunk. But tomorrow, I'll be sober. But unfortunately, tomorrow you'll still be ugly."...  And Baseball will still be BORING...  unlike the sport of the 21st century SOCCER....  

    Unlike you man soccer will still be gay....as well as boring