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MARK, YOU'VE BEEN WITH LORI 4 YEARS THIS WEEKEND

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  • Mark, all I know is that you should keep Lori away from Big Gay Ben ... as he might violate her beyond her wishes.

  • If Lori divorces Mark then I'm up for a loveless marriage of convenience to enable me to live in the US. Shelby, do you know what state Lori lives in, OHIO would be perfect but anything within a 2 hour flight of Cleveland would be acceptable. I will need Sundays and occasional Mondays and Thursdays off.

    I can offer acceptable sexual mechanics, an above average member size, clean and hygenic house behaviour, excellent sense of humour and English accent. Happy to financially subsidise Lori's day to day expenses on condition of sports season freedom.

    let me know how things develop.

    HowieDawg

    Tailgate loving, Steelers hating, Trans-Atlantic Browns fan. Annually disappointed since '88. Annually optimistic since '88. GO BROWNS!

  • Has this board turned into the Love connection? What's next, Lumburgh looking for his long lost lover ONB?

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  • @inspecta said:

    I've never seen a man whore himself out so eloquently as you just did Howie.

    God bless the British!

    I agree. I think he just found a less dirty sleezy form of prostitution.

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  • thanks for the reminder Atenears! think the lady would like some of those....

  • @inspecta said:

    I've never seen a man whore himself out so eloquently as you just did Howie.

    God bless the British!

    It seemed a better shot than the green card lottery. 🙂

    Tailgate loving, Steelers hating, Trans-Atlantic Browns fan. Annually disappointed since '88. Annually optimistic since '88. GO BROWNS!
  • LCDawgFan13L LCDawgFan13

    @deadwombat said:

    Five bucks says that "mark" has posted already, pretending to not know whats going on to avoid embarrassment.

    Agreed...How could he not have posted? If it were me, I would've posted by now. But...I wouldn't be hiding it. I'd make up something saying that I already knew and that her gift has already been pruchased. Mark must not be all that bright. Shelby, you really should post some pics of Lori...unless she is revolting to look at. It might help her out. If Mark can't remember his anniversary without this board, she might want to trade up.

    @lcdawgfan13 said:

    Agreed...How could he not have posted? If it were me, I would've posted by now. But...I wouldn't be hiding it. I'd make up something saying that I already knew and that her gift has already been pruchased. Mark must not be all that bright. Shelby, you really should post some pics of Lori...unless she is revolting to look at. It might help her out. If Mark can't remember his anniversary without this board, she might want to trade up.

    Puhleeze.... on what planet does the crowd from this board constitute "trading up?" ROFLMAO

    Woof Woof, Kathy http://cognitivemanifesto.com/ http://www.skadden.com/index.cfm?contentID=49&officeID=9 Bendix ESP
  • K kshutchins

    @lcdawgfan13 said:

    Agreed...How could he not have posted? If it were me, I would've posted by now. But...I wouldn't be hiding it. I'd make up something saying that I already knew and that her gift has already been pruchased. Mark must not be all that bright. Shelby, you really should post some pics of Lori...unless she is revolting to look at. It might help her out. If Mark can't remember his anniversary without this board, she might want to trade up.

    Puhleeze.... on what planet does the crowd from this board constitute "trading up?" ROFLMAO

    @kshutchins said:

    Puhleeze.... on what planet does the crowd from this board constitute "trading up?" ROFLMAO

    True...but, how many of us would have to have someone come onto here to remind us to not forget our anniversary? I didn't say it would be much of a trade up...but any improvement is always better.

  • LCDawgFan13L LCDawgFan13

    @kshutchins said:

    Puhleeze.... on what planet does the crowd from this board constitute "trading up?" ROFLMAO

    True...but, how many of us would have to have someone come onto here to remind us to not forget our anniversary? I didn't say it would be much of a trade up...but any improvement is always better.

    @lcdawgfan13 said:

    True...but, how many of us would have to have someone come onto here to remind us to not forget our anniversary? I didn't say it would be much of a trade up...but any improvement is always better.

    I'd need a lot more information before I'd concede any improvement.

    Woof Woof, Kathy http://cognitivemanifesto.com/ http://www.skadden.com/index.cfm?contentID=49&officeID=9 Bendix ESP

  • Mark, Happy anniversary ... take yourself and your four legged companion out for a nice steak, get shit-faced, and if Lori was any kind of a woman she would come peel you off the curb just after the bars close and make sure you get home safely ... maybe even buy ya the Grand Slam Breakfast at Denny's on that ride home.

  • It could be alot worse than we think it is...................Mark could be 1 of our steeler fags on this board. It would make sense.

  • Did we ever get to the bottom of this? Not the Mark and Lori thing, but the only question worth answering: Is she hot?

    "I will not insult your intelligence by suggesting you really believe what you just said." William F Buckley
  • V Vegasdogg

    Did we ever get to the bottom of this? Not the Mark and Lori thing, but the only question worth answering: Is she hot?

    @vegasdogg said:

    Did we ever get to the bottom of this? Not the Mark and Lori thing, but the only question worth answering: Is she hot?

    Dude, did you have to bring this thread back up LOL?

    Is a pig's ass pork?

  • I can't forget my anniversary, my wife starts reminding me weekly at least 6 months beforehand.

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