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  • ComeonmanC Comeonman wrote on last edited by
    #16

    “Get the fuck outta my office!”

  • “Get the fuck outta my office!”

    gumby73G gumby73 wrote on last edited by
    #17

    @comeonman said:

    “Get the fuck outta my office!”

    We have a winner of "the post of the off season" ?

  • The Ghoul hated him from the start.    

    It took 'til game seven before I knew we had the wrong coach.

    The Bengals had been marching down the field on us all first half.scoring TD's..........near the end of the half we move the ball to their 38 with like, 4th and 2 or 3.    I'm like, GO FOR IT.  (they led, 14-10)............Well, Mr. Some Of My Best Coaching, can't make up his mind and gets a delay of game penalty making it 4th & 8 from the 43 with 1:10 left in the half.  He punts.   -  ok, he's a wuss, but...ok.

    Now, I'm a little concerned about keeping Cincy from FG range....'cuz we really can't stop them.   --  They run it up the gut for 5 yards, and get up slowly, and are moseying back to the huddle, and I'm like, Thank You!  Let's go to the half.  BUT NOOOOooo!  Mr. Some Of My Best Coaching calls TO.  I'm like, WHAT?  WE CALLED TO?    You see, we only had 2 left after losing a coaches challenge......so we couldn't possibly get them to have to punt.   Sooooo, the Bengals run it up the gut again for 6 yards, 1st down....and so they decide, Let's call TO.  -  They went on to score a TD.  I said, We have the wrong fucking coach!  

    T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by
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    @orion said:

    The Ghoul hated him from the start.    

    It took 'til game seven before I knew we had the wrong coach.

    The Bengals had been marching down the field on us all first half.scoring TD's..........near the end of the half we move the ball to their 38 with like, 4th and 2 or 3.    I'm like, GO FOR IT.  (they led, 14-10)............Well, Mr. Some Of My Best Coaching, can't make up his mind and gets a delay of game penalty making it 4th & 8 from the 43 with 1:10 left in the half.  He punts.   -  ok, he's a wuss, but...ok.

    Now, I'm a little concerned about keeping Cincy from FG range....'cuz we really can't stop them.   --  They run it up the gut for 5 yards, and get up slowly, and are moseying back to the huddle, and I'm like, Thank You!  Let's go to the half.  BUT NOOOOooo!  Mr. Some Of My Best Coaching calls TO.  I'm like, WHAT?  WE CALLED TO?    You see, we only had 2 left after losing a coaches challenge......so we couldn't possibly get them to have to punt.   Sooooo, the Bengals run it up the gut again for 6 yards, 1st down....and so they decide, Let's call TO.  -  They went on to score a TD.  I said, We have the wrong fucking coach!  

    Oh jessss, you had to remind me of that boneheaded TO. I'll take another drink of that great rum now.? What an f'n idiot. Worst user of TO's in the history of football above middle school level.

  • The Ghoul hated him from the start.    

    It took 'til game seven before I knew we had the wrong coach.

    The Bengals had been marching down the field on us all first half.scoring TD's..........near the end of the half we move the ball to their 38 with like, 4th and 2 or 3.    I'm like, GO FOR IT.  (they led, 14-10)............Well, Mr. Some Of My Best Coaching, can't make up his mind and gets a delay of game penalty making it 4th & 8 from the 43 with 1:10 left in the half.  He punts.   -  ok, he's a wuss, but...ok.

    Now, I'm a little concerned about keeping Cincy from FG range....'cuz we really can't stop them.   --  They run it up the gut for 5 yards, and get up slowly, and are moseying back to the huddle, and I'm like, Thank You!  Let's go to the half.  BUT NOOOOooo!  Mr. Some Of My Best Coaching calls TO.  I'm like, WHAT?  WE CALLED TO?    You see, we only had 2 left after losing a coaches challenge......so we couldn't possibly get them to have to punt.   Sooooo, the Bengals run it up the gut again for 6 yards, 1st down....and so they decide, Let's call TO.  -  They went on to score a TD.  I said, We have the wrong fucking coach!  

    C calfoxwc wrote on last edited by
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    @orion said:

    The Ghoul hated him from the start.    

    the gword hated EVERYTHING from the start. the odds are, ...

    don't say it again. Like "beetlejui**"

  • flyingfooldougF flyingfooldoug wrote on last edited by
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    Running a fake punt without lining up a kicker.  Brilliant!!!!!!

  • PoeticGP PoeticG wrote on last edited by
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    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

  • It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

    flyingfooldougF flyingfooldoug wrote on last edited by
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    @poeticg said:

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

    I half agree with you

  • It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

    T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by
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    @poeticg said:

    It was the worst of times, it was the worst of all times...

    FIFY?

  • A HUE HAIKU by Calfox

    Hue blew, and who knew?

    until t'was too freaking late.

    All wet in Egypt

    C calfoxwc wrote on last edited by
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    @calfoxwc said:

    A HUE HAIKU by Calfox

    Hue blew, and who knew?

    until t'was too freaking late.

    All wet in Egypt

    oh, come, folks. That is a real Haiku ! 5-7-5..... Hue was all wet in Egypt, in "deNile...."

    that's pretty good for a minute and a half of poem construction.....

  • @calfoxwc said:

    A HUE HAIKU by Calfox

    Hue blew, and who knew?

    until t'was too freaking late.

    All wet in Egypt

    oh, come, folks. That is a real Haiku ! 5-7-5..... Hue was all wet in Egypt, in "deNile...."

    that's pretty good for a minute and a half of poem construction.....

    Dutch OvenD Dutch Oven wrote on last edited by
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    @calfoxwc said:

    oh, come, folks. That is a real Haiku ! 5-7-5..... Hue was all wet in Egypt, in "deNile...."

    that's pretty good for a minute and a half of poem construction.....

    It was as well constructed as most of your posts, for sure. 

  • @calfoxwc said:

    A HUE HAIKU by Calfox

    Hue blew, and who knew?

    until t'was too freaking late.

    All wet in Egypt

    oh, come, folks. That is a real Haiku ! 5-7-5..... Hue was all wet in Egypt, in "deNile...."

    that's pretty good for a minute and a half of poem construction.....

    flyingfooldougF flyingfooldoug wrote on last edited by
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    @calfoxwc said:

    oh, come, folks. That is a real Haiku ! 5-7-5..... Hue was all wet in Egypt, in "deNile...."

    that's pretty good for a minute and a half of poem construction.....

    Hey, a day without gridiron haiku is like a day without orange juice 

  • @calfoxwc said:

    A HUE HAIKU by Calfox

    Hue blew, and who knew?

    until t'was too freaking late.

    All wet in Egypt

    oh, come, folks. That is a real Haiku ! 5-7-5..... Hue was all wet in Egypt, in "deNile...."

    that's pretty good for a minute and a half of poem construction.....

    T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by
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    @calfoxwc said:

    oh, come, folks. That is a real Haiku ! 5-7-5..... Hue was all wet in Egypt, in "deNile...."

    that's pretty good for a minute and a half of poem construction.....

    Would you know it? Cal's a poet.

    That's pretty good for 5 seconds of plagiarism.(mine Cal)?

  • OldBrownsFanO OldBrownsFan wrote on last edited by OldBrownsFan
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    Hue Jackson: Cleveland was 'some of the best coaching I did'

    Kind of begs the question what was some of the worst coaching Hue did?

  • @calfoxwc said:

    oh, come, folks. That is a real Haiku ! 5-7-5..... Hue was all wet in Egypt, in "deNile...."

    that's pretty good for a minute and a half of poem construction.....

    Hey, a day without gridiron haiku is like a day without orange juice 

    C calfoxwc wrote on last edited by
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    @flyingfooldoug said:

    Hey, a day without gridiron haiku is like a day without orange juice 

    LOL

    @texasag1969 said:

    Would you know it? Cal's a poet.

    That's pretty good for 5 seconds of plagiarism.(mine Cal)?

    LOL

    That's all the time I have - have to go brush hog the field and do some weed wacking, stake my tomatoes in the garden, etc.

  • M Marvin the Martian wrote on last edited by
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    Why the hate?  

    This is a true statement and his record reflects the quality of his coaching.

    Poor fool does not realized he insulted himself

  • Why the hate?  

    This is a true statement and his record reflects the quality of his coaching.

    Poor fool does not realized he insulted himself

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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    @marvin-the-martian said:

    Why the hate?  

    This is a true statement and his record reflects the quality of his coaching.

    Poor fool does not realized he insulted himself

    How true, though I think I hinted at it when I said that he was being totally honest and truthful about what he said, and that what it really revealed was just how bad his is. 

  • TopDawg31T TopDawg31 wrote on last edited by
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    and we were all witnesses.

  • Reminds me of that restaurant scene in Taxi when Louie is consoled by Alex that he did the best he could have done, so he did not have to worry that God would punish him for falling short of "good". He realizes that Alex is right, so he steals tip money left on a table for the waitress as he walks out the door. LOL!?

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
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    Headline was the LOL moment of the year to date...

    @texasag1969 said:

    Reminds me of that restaurant scene in Taxi when Louie is consoled by Alex that he did the best he could have done, so he did not have to worry that God would punish him for falling short of "good". He realizes that Alex is right, so he steals tip money left on a table for the waitress as he walks out the door. LOL!?

    A near great show that produced some of the best moments on TV.

    My personal fav...