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  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan

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    C Clevfan4life wrote on last edited by
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    @diehardbrownsfan said:

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    ic u head straight for the "xxxl" section at the "toy shop". Does it run on normal batteries or did u run a transformer to achieve the necessary current to run that thing? tell us moar fgt! ☕

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      DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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      Everything relates to dick for Cleve.  No surprise there!?

      "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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        Everything relates to dick for Cleve.  No surprise there!?

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        @diehardbrownsfan said:

        Everything relates to dick for Cleve.  No surprise there!?

        the only question is just how much of that were u able to get up there? ☕

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          The Guinness book of records has the largest centipede at 10" so unless that is something else you can file it under "fake as fuck"

          Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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            actually, a millipede can get 15"...but that could be a fake.

            https://golos.io/animals/@trumpman/world-s-largest-millipede-vs-smallest-millipede

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              The Guinness book of records has the largest centipede at 10" so unless that is something else you can file it under "fake as fuck"

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              DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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              @the-cysko-kid said:

              The Guinness book of records has the largest centipede at 10" so unless that is something else you can file it under "fake as fuck"

              Looky here, pussy boy is back.  Fuck you.

              "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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                I had a nice vacation thanks for asking. 

                Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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                  @the-cysko-kid said:

                  The Guinness book of records has the largest centipede at 10" so unless that is something else you can file it under "fake as fuck"

                  Looky here, pussy boy is back.  Fuck you.

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                  @diehardbrownsfan said:

                  Looky here, pussy boy is back.  Fuck you.

                  should a lifelong boygyna like u be speaking like that?   ☕

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                    actually, it makes sense that somebody took two 15" centipedes? and hooked them together to make twice as long a bug.

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                      During a mortar attack one night I dove into a bunker where the next morning some guy killed one of these giant forest scorpions. From then on I decided to take my chances behind sandbags in a hootch. No more pits where creepy crawly things can go to live. Ironically a few days ago I got stung by one of our local 2" brown scorpions on the torso when he crawled up inside my T-shirt. Just checked webMD and used soap and water followed by ice pack on and off every 10 min. for 2 hours and two Benadryl. The ice made the stinging stop by numbing everything pretty quickly. I was not allergic to the sting fortunately.

                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterometrus

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                        The Guinness book of records has the largest centipede at 10" so unless that is something else you can file it under "fake as fuck"

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                        @the-cysko-kid said:

                        The Guinness book of records has the largest centipede at 10" so unless that is something else you can file it under "fake as fuck"

                        Try millipede. 15" is the longest.

                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archispirostreptus_gigas

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                          During a mortar attack one night I dove into a bunker where the next morning some guy killed one of these giant forest scorpions. From then on I decided to take my chances behind sandbags in a hootch. No more pits where creepy crawly things can go to live. Ironically a few days ago I got stung by one of our local 2" brown scorpions on the torso when he crawled up inside my T-shirt. Just checked webMD and used soap and water followed by ice pack on and off every 10 min. for 2 hours and two Benadryl. The ice made the stinging stop by numbing everything pretty quickly. I was not allergic to the sting fortunately.

                          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterometrus

                          220px-Asian_forest_scorpion_in_Khao_Yai_

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                          @texasag1969 said:

                          During a mortar attack one night I dove into a bunker where the next morning some guy killed one of these giant forest scorpions. From then on I decided to take my chances behind sandbags in a hootch. No more pits where creepy crawly things can go to live. Ironically a few days ago I got stung by one of our local 2" brown scorpions on the torso when he crawled up inside my T-shirt. Just checked webMD and used soap and water followed by ice pack on and off every 10 min. for 2 hours and two Benadryl. The ice made the stinging stop by numbing everything pretty quickly. I was not allergic to the sting fortunately.

                          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterometrus

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                          Sounds like a Blumenthal story.

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                            @texasag1969 said:

                            During a mortar attack one night I dove into a bunker where the next morning some guy killed one of these giant forest scorpions. From then on I decided to take my chances behind sandbags in a hootch. No more pits where creepy crawly things can go to live. Ironically a few days ago I got stung by one of our local 2" brown scorpions on the torso when he crawled up inside my T-shirt. Just checked webMD and used soap and water followed by ice pack on and off every 10 min. for 2 hours and two Benadryl. The ice made the stinging stop by numbing everything pretty quickly. I was not allergic to the sting fortunately.

                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterometrus

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                            Sounds like a Blumenthal story.

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                            @bigbambo said:

                            Sounds like a Blumenthal story.

                            Nope. It is not. If you have paid any attention here you know I'm pretty straitforward and don't make shit up unless I identify it as made up for the fun of it. 

                            And BTW I didn't have to create fake bone spurs to keep me out of that situation. I just went. Dear Leader is an armchair warrior/coward. End of story.

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                              @the-cysko-kid said:

                              The Guinness book of records has the largest centipede at 10" so unless that is something else you can file it under "fake as fuck"

                              Try millipede. 15" is the longest.

                              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archispirostreptus_gigas

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                              @texasag1969 said:

                              Try millipede. 15" is the longest.

                              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archispirostreptus_gigas

                              Again millipede and centipede are different arthropods.  An elephant can grow up to 12' tall, so therefore a hippopotamus can. After all they're both gray mammals from Africa, right?

                              Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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                                A millipede, by the way, poses no danger to humans at any size except for an irritating stink defense. Similar to the shitposting of several members here. 

                                Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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                                  @bigbambo said:

                                  Sounds like a Blumenthal story.

                                  Nope. It is not. If you have paid any attention here you know I'm pretty straitforward and don't make shit up unless I identify it as made up for the fun of it. 

                                  And BTW I didn't have to create fake bone spurs to keep me out of that situation. I just went. Dear Leader is an armchair warrior/coward. End of story.

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                                  OldBrownsFanO OldBrownsFan wrote on last edited by OldBrownsFan
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                                  @texasag1969 said:

                                  Nope. It is not. If you have paid any attention here you know I'm pretty straitforward and don't make shit up unless I identify it as made up for the fun of it. 

                                  And BTW I didn't have to create fake bone spurs to keep me out of that situation. I just went. Dear Leader is an armchair warrior/coward. End of story.

                                  I really did not like John McCain as a politician. As a human being I questioned his pettiness when he went after Sarah Palin and did not even want her to attend his funeral when she always remained loyal to McCain and even to this day will not say anything negative about him. Apparently he was ashamed of her conservative beliefs and he was talked into putting her on his presidential ticket as VP for political strategy reasons while he really wanted democrat Joe Lieberman instead. He was delusional believing if only he had picked Lieberman he would have won in 08.

                                  All the problems I had with McCain had nothing to do with his military service and he deserves to be honored for his sacrifice to our nation and  for spending 5 years as a POW in North Vietnam. Trump who could have served in the military (I agree the bone spurs were likely just something a person of means could use to keep out of the draft) had no business in attacking McCain's military service. While Trump was living a good life in New York McCain was being held under terrible conditions as a POW. 

                                  There is a reason though many veterans support Trump and that is he supports them and he has shown that. 

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                                    @texasag1969 said:

                                    Try millipede. 15" is the longest.

                                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archispirostreptus_gigas

                                    Again millipede and centipede are different arthropods.  An elephant can grow up to 12' tall, so therefore a hippopotamus can. After all they're both gray mammals from Africa, right?

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                                    @the-cysko-kid said:

                                    Again millipede and centipede are different arthropods.  An elephant can grow up to 12' tall, so therefore a hippopotamus can. After all they're both gray mammals from Africa, right?

                                    True. But the original post did not claim either. So if a hippopotamus can't reach 12', can a giraffe hippocampus? They are both hippos after all.?

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                                      @the-cysko-kid said:

                                      Again millipede and centipede are different arthropods.  An elephant can grow up to 12' tall, so therefore a hippopotamus can. After all they're both gray mammals from Africa, right?

                                      True. But the original post did not claim either. So if a hippopotamus can't reach 12', can a giraffe hippocampus? They are both hippos after all.?

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                                      @texasag1969 said:

                                      True. But the original post did not claim either. So if a hippopotamus can't reach 12', can a giraffe hippocampus? They are both hippos after all.?

                                      speaking of hippos, your constant hateful 100% unsubstantiated lashing out at Pres Trump is like you lefties hating EVERYTHING about America because you lost the last election.

                                      It makes you look like:

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                                        @bigbambo said:

                                        Sounds like a Blumenthal story.

                                        Nope. It is not. If you have paid any attention here you know I'm pretty straitforward and don't make shit up unless I identify it as made up for the fun of it. 

                                        And BTW I didn't have to create fake bone spurs to keep me out of that situation. I just went. Dear Leader is an armchair warrior/coward. End of story.

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                                        @texasag1969 said:

                                        Nope. It is not. If you have paid any attention here you know I'm pretty straitforward and don't make shit up unless I identify it as made up for the fun of it. 

                                        And BTW I didn't have to create fake bone spurs to keep me out of that situation. I just went. Dear Leader is an armchair warrior/coward. End of story.

                                        With much respect for you sucking it up and going where you didn't want to for your country!!!!!!!!

                                        Knowing what you do now...would you go again under the same circumstances? 

                                        Maybe Trumps family circle new of the fucked reasoning and the no good to come from this war.   Was/is Cassius Clay even more deplorable than Trump?  He used his belief.......

                                        But I need to point out again with utmost respect ....you was following crazy leaders then and you're following them now.  Trumps not that dumb...shame on him? 

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                                          I guess President Trump has the wrong color of skin - it isn't black, and/or it isn't liberal progressive socialist sombeitch.like corrupt higgardly is.

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