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  • @jiggins7919 said:

    Hammer Time?! 

    every time he punts the ball we could blast "Can't Touch This" through the stadium. 

    FW4v.gif    careful..never gets old ? ...? time !   

    @gumby73 said:

    FW4v.gif    careful..never gets old ? ...? time !   

    That's awesome.  When it's Hammer time we'll just change the instruments to bagpipes. 

  • This Video went crazy for months in the Carolinas..Kinda a cool story.. This was Graham Gano doing his job warming up before the 2nd half of week 1 of 2014, down in Tampa Bay.Marquel Ballard was a freshman Trombonist doing his job performing at halftime as a member of the Bethune Cookman band. The Panthers ended up winning the game. But Gano wanted to apologize after the game, but band was gone.Gano contacted the school to find the professor of the band, to contact trombonist. Became somewhat distant good friends with Marquel. Gano found out that the band member Marquel was truly a Atlanta Falcons fan growing up there..Come Week 17 of 2014, the Panthers played in Atlanta. Gano made sure Marquel owned 2 tickets with Field Passes when Gano got to have that face to face apology..    Edit--- Full circle.. Preseason Week 3 is our full dress rehearsal game in Tampa Bay. The Place kicker's war should be at full flame at that time..Marquel Ballard get that band back on the field at every Browns kickers warm-up 😉.. Good on you Gano..       

  • Competition is never a bad thing, but I really don't see the point in bringing in another punter when we already have a very good one.  It'd be one thing if Colquitt wasn't any GOOD, but the guy has performed admirably, and he only counts for $2.7 million against the cap.  Now, that might sound like a lot for a punter, but considering the fact that he's probably the guy that holds for FG's in addition to punting duties, I'd be happy to pay that salary.  I just hope we don't cut Colquitt to save a few bucks, that's what concerns me.  

  • Competition is never a bad thing, but I really don't see the point in bringing in another punter when we already have a very good one.  It'd be one thing if Colquitt wasn't any GOOD, but the guy has performed admirably, and he only counts for $2.7 million against the cap.  Now, that might sound like a lot for a punter, but considering the fact that he's probably the guy that holds for FG's in addition to punting duties, I'd be happy to pay that salary.  I just hope we don't cut Colquitt to save a few bucks, that's what concerns me.  

    @jiggins7919 said:

    Competition is never a bad thing, but I really don't see the point in bringing in another punter when we already have a very good one.  It'd be one thing if Colquitt wasn't any GOOD,

    Agreed.  Except the guy can also kick FG's if needed.  That's kinda' handy.

  • Since this is the internet where wild speculation and half cocked opinions run rampant, I’m starting to wonder if the Scottish Hammer isn’t a raw yet potentially generational talent? At least whatever the hell a “generational talent” is for a punter. 

    It’s almost like he heard Kitchens’ comment about hang time and said, “Hang time? Here’s your hang time...” and hang time there was. Lots and lots of hang time.

    And he looks nothing like a typical punter. That guy has the potential to get laid more than any punter has ever ever gotten laid in the history of punter’s getting laid. 

  • @poeticg said:

    On March 21, 2019, Hogan re-signed with the Broncos.

    Broncos have Flacco, Lock and Hogan. That's a pretty good QB room. 

    Not a QB room I would trade ours for. Not even close.

    Mike

    @canton-mike said:

    Not a QB room I would trade ours for. Not even close.

    Mike

    you understate that. You are too nice. lol

  • “The Scottish Hammer” needs Scott Players old helmet facemask combo! It’d be so sweet!

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  • Since this is the internet where wild speculation and half cocked opinions run rampant, I’m starting to wonder if the Scottish Hammer isn’t a raw yet potentially generational talent? At least whatever the hell a “generational talent” is for a punter. 

    It’s almost like he heard Kitchens’ comment about hang time and said, “Hang time? Here’s your hang time...” and hang time there was. Lots and lots of hang time.

    And he looks nothing like a typical punter. That guy has the potential to get laid more than any punter has ever ever gotten laid in the history of punter’s getting laid. 

    @ibleedbrown said:

    That guy has the potential to get laid more than any punter has ever ever gotten laid in the history of punter’s getting laid. 

    Bruh

    punter-scott-player-of-the-cleveland-bro

  • Shit, someone beat me to it haha

  • As hunky as that handlebar mustache is, l legitimately thing Gillan can pull way more wool. That physique AND a Scottish accent? It’s simply not fair. If nothing else we should sign him to convert every straight and single female in Cleveland to Browns fandom, and all the gay guys too.

  • Nothing against either of the punters but that position is the least of our concerns, Don't we still have Britten or whatever his name is under contract? If it is not broke don't fuck with it, focus on getting us a real kicker and for the Love of God stop showing pictures of Scott Player. 

  • Nothing against either of the punters but that position is the least of our concerns, Don't we still have Britten or whatever his name is under contract? If it is not broke don't fuck with it, focus on getting us a real kicker and for the Love of God stop showing pictures of Scott Player. 

    @medicineman said:

    Nothing against either of the punters but that position is the least of our concerns, Don't we still have Britten or whatever his name is under contract? If it is not broke don't fuck with it, focus on getting us a real kicker and for the Love of God stop showing pictures of Scott Player. 

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

  • @medicineman said:

    Nothing against either of the punters but that position is the least of our concerns, Don't we still have Britten or whatever his name is under contract? If it is not broke don't fuck with it, focus on getting us a real kicker and for the Love of God stop showing pictures of Scott Player. 

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    @texasag1969 said:

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

    @mudfly said:

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

    If Joseph is the same as last year, some of his GOOD FGs had us Fans holding our breath. Talk about FUGLY!!!  ?

    Mike

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

    @mudfly said:

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

    There is no way Joseph can make 4 for 4 on anything. 

  • @medicineman said:

    Nothing against either of the punters but that position is the least of our concerns, Don't we still have Britten or whatever his name is under contract? If it is not broke don't fuck with it, focus on getting us a real kicker and for the Love of God stop showing pictures of Scott Player. 

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    @texasag1969 said:

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    I would hope the kicker job is over. But who knows  I don't think anybody can do worse than Joseph. 

  • “The Scottish Hammer” needs Scott Players old helmet facemask combo! It’d be so sweet!

    6E8553BB-F09D-4E0C-828B-13207DDAF661.jpeg

    @hx214 said:

    “The Scottish Hammer” needs Scott Players old helmet facemask combo! It’d be so sweet!

    6E8553BB-F09D-4E0C-828B-13207DDAF661.jpeg

    It wouldn't meet the criteria of today's NFL helmet...

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

    @mudfly said:

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

    Wanna bet?

    And how many will be right square between the goal posts? Maybe 1?

  • @hx214 said:

    “The Scottish Hammer” needs Scott Players old helmet facemask combo! It’d be so sweet!

    6E8553BB-F09D-4E0C-828B-13207DDAF661.jpeg

    It wouldn't meet the criteria of today's NFL helmet...

    @nickers said:

    It wouldn't meet the criteria of today's NFL helmet...

    Thanks Mr. Fun. 

    The Hammer could always petition the league like A. Brown is doing. 

    Haha. 

  • @hx214 said:

    “The Scottish Hammer” needs Scott Players old helmet facemask combo! It’d be so sweet!

    6E8553BB-F09D-4E0C-828B-13207DDAF661.jpeg

    It wouldn't meet the criteria of today's NFL helmet...

    @nickers said:

    It wouldn't meet the criteria of today's NFL helmet...

    I think he was the last player allowed to have a single bar facemask.