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  • @hoorta said:

     The only thing Colquitt had over Gilian is a 9 year track record. Admittedly, it remains to be seen if Jamie is as good a directional punter, or has the technique to kill a punt inside the 10 yard line. Other than that- I hadn't seen Britton uncork a 70 yard punt last year.

    Other than that? 

    If this is baseball, you would had just advocated replacing a starting pitcher who gives you 200 innings pitched a year at above average production for a kid who throws harder but you have no idea if he has a good breaking pitch or has control. 

    This is an interesting move, and I feel like fans are fine with it because the new guy as a cool nickname and is the new flavor of the month. Colquitt is an excellent punter. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    Other than that? 

    If this is baseball, you would had just advocated replacing a starting pitcher who gives you 200 innings pitched a year at above average production for a kid who throws harder but you have no idea if he has a good breaking pitch or has control. 

    This is an interesting move, and I feel like fans are fine with it because the new guy as a cool nickname and is the new flavor of the month. Colquitt is an excellent punter. 

    My guess is the Browns see him as a guy who, within a year or 2, could be in the conversation as one of top punters in the league. Which is probably the baseball equivalent of a late inning middle infielder defensive replacement who can’t hit worth a shit. That guy has a helluva glove, but making a couple mil more than the up and coming young guy who ALSO has a great glove and also can’t hit for shit, but with time maybe the young guy’s bat will come around.

    I anticipate there may be a couple times we mutter “fuckin’ Hammer” under our breath this year, and not the good kind of muttering, but there will likely be a few positive “fuckin’ Hammer!!” plays too.

    I figure Kitchens and Priefer are a wee bit stoked at the trick play possibilities with Gillan too. As a fan l can’t recall a time l ever scooted up in my chair for a punt, but maybe l will this year.

  • @hoorta said:

     The only thing Colquitt had over Gilian is a 9 year track record. Admittedly, it remains to be seen if Jamie is as good a directional punter, or has the technique to kill a punt inside the 10 yard line. Other than that- I hadn't seen Britton uncork a 70 yard punt last year.

    Other than that? 

    If this is baseball, you would had just advocated replacing a starting pitcher who gives you 200 innings pitched a year at above average production for a kid who throws harder but you have no idea if he has a good breaking pitch or has control. 

    This is an interesting move, and I feel like fans are fine with it because the new guy as a cool nickname and is the new flavor of the month. Colquitt is an excellent punter. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    Other than that? 

    If this is baseball, you would had just advocated replacing a starting pitcher who gives you 200 innings pitched a year at above average production for a kid who throws harder but you have no idea if he has a good breaking pitch or has control. 

    This is an interesting move, and I feel like fans are fine with it because the new guy as a cool nickname and is the new flavor of the month. Colquitt is an excellent punter. 

    But it's  not baseball.  Punting isn't  the equivalent of starting  pitching.  That's your  qb. Never  said Colquitt  wasn't  good ( BTW, he just  got  signed by the  Vikings) just that Gilian was even- maybe even ahead- in the  competition  at this point.  

    For  sure, the superior  athlete.  He's  always  going  to be  a  threat on fake  punts and FGs. 

  • @dutch-oven said:

    Other than that? 

    If this is baseball, you would had just advocated replacing a starting pitcher who gives you 200 innings pitched a year at above average production for a kid who throws harder but you have no idea if he has a good breaking pitch or has control. 

    This is an interesting move, and I feel like fans are fine with it because the new guy as a cool nickname and is the new flavor of the month. Colquitt is an excellent punter. 

    But it's  not baseball.  Punting isn't  the equivalent of starting  pitching.  That's your  qb. Never  said Colquitt  wasn't  good ( BTW, he just  got  signed by the  Vikings) just that Gilian was even- maybe even ahead- in the  competition  at this point.  

    For  sure, the superior  athlete.  He's  always  going  to be  a  threat on fake  punts and FGs. 

    @hoorta said:

    But it's  not baseball.  Punting isn't  the equivalent of starting  pitching.  That's your  qb. Never  said Colquitt  wasn't  good ( BTW, he just  got  signed by the  Vikings) just that Gilian was even- maybe even ahead- in the  competition  at this point.  

    For  sure, the superior  athlete.  He's  always  going  to be  a  threat on fake  punts and FGs. 

    And I was impressed that he's actually a real part of the punt return stoppers. The guy can fight through blocks and hit people. He still needs to get better hang time so he doesn't outkick the coverage or learn to kick it long and OOBs for no return.

  • So now what people have to start wearing kilts to the games. That would be fresh.

    Perhaps there should be a Kilt Crew at the games.

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  • @gumby73 said:

    https://www.brownszone.com/2019/09/02/jamie-the-scottish-hammer-finds-out-he-made-the-team-in-a-bar-and-the-place-goes-crazy/   hanging with punters is now officially cool ?

    Fun read, and hats off to those Browns fans buying him a round.

    You may take my downs, but you will never take... MY FIELD POSITIONNNN!!!

  • So now what people have to start wearing kilts to the games. That would be fresh.

    Perhaps there should be a Kilt Crew at the games.

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    @the-gipper said:

    So now what people have to start wearing kilts to the games. That would be fresh.

    Perhaps there should be a Kilt Crew at the games.

    As Treebeard The Ent would say "don't be hasty". I believe Canton Mike is stuck with a Shelton jersey and a Lava Lava outfit.  🙂 

    Mayfield will have to win a couple MVPs and probably a Super Bowl or two before I'm spending money on a #6 jersey.  

  • @the-gipper said:

    So now what people have to start wearing kilts to the games. That would be fresh.

    Perhaps there should be a Kilt Crew at the games.

    As Treebeard The Ent would say "don't be hasty". I believe Canton Mike is stuck with a Shelton jersey and a Lava Lava outfit.  🙂 

    Mayfield will have to win a couple MVPs and probably a Super Bowl or two before I'm spending money on a #6 jersey.  

    @hoorta said:

    As Treebeard The Ent would say "don't be hasty". I believe Canton Mike is stuck with a Shelton jersey and a Lava Lava outfit.  🙂 

    Mayfield will have to win a couple MVPs and probably a Super Bowl or two before I'm spending money on a #6 jersey.  

    That would be correct.  Don't forget my Manziel jersey! 😵

    It's not just me either....Zombo tried the Lava Lava on, but at least he didn't BUY the damn thing. Oh well, it's history now.

    I believe my Joe Thomas, Baker Mayfield, & Denzel Ward have been better investments.

    Mike 

  • @hoorta said:

    As Treebeard The Ent would say "don't be hasty". I believe Canton Mike is stuck with a Shelton jersey and a Lava Lava outfit.  🙂 

    Mayfield will have to win a couple MVPs and probably a Super Bowl or two before I'm spending money on a #6 jersey.  

    That would be correct.  Don't forget my Manziel jersey! 😵

    It's not just me either....Zombo tried the Lava Lava on, but at least he didn't BUY the damn thing. Oh well, it's history now.

    I believe my Joe Thomas, Baker Mayfield, & Denzel Ward have been better investments.

    Mike 

    @canton-mike said:

    That would be correct.  Don't forget my Manziel jersey! 😵

    It's not just me either....Zombo tried the Lava Lava on, but at least he didn't BUY the damn thing. Oh well, it's history now.

    I believe my Joe Thomas, Baker Mayfield, & Denzel Ward have been better investments.

    Mike 

    I was smart enough to never open the Manziel one to save as an antique. But the new Garrett one may just have to come out of the plastic on his 20th sack of the season.? And I'm hoping for an Astros 2019 World Champs companion to my 2017 still in plastic.

  • @canton-mike said:

    That would be correct.  Don't forget my Manziel jersey! 😵

    It's not just me either....Zombo tried the Lava Lava on, but at least he didn't BUY the damn thing. Oh well, it's history now.

    I believe my Joe Thomas, Baker Mayfield, & Denzel Ward have been better investments.

    Mike 

    I was smart enough to never open the Manziel one to save as an antique. But the new Garrett one may just have to come out of the plastic on his 20th sack of the season.? And I'm hoping for an Astros 2019 World Champs companion to my 2017 still in plastic.

    @texasag1969 said:

    I was smart enough to never open the Manziel one to save as an antique. But the new Garrett one may just have to come out of the plastic on his 20th sack of the season.? And I'm hoping for an Astros 2019 World Champs companion to my 2017 still in plastic.

    🙂 I  still  have a #2 Couch Jersey gathering  dust in the  basement.  After that bad investment  I  came up with a  more permanent  solution. #46 + "Your Name " is good forever. IIRC, Canton  Mike has one of  those also.

  • @texasag1969 said:

    I was smart enough to never open the Manziel one to save as an antique. But the new Garrett one may just have to come out of the plastic on his 20th sack of the season.? And I'm hoping for an Astros 2019 World Champs companion to my 2017 still in plastic.

    🙂 I  still  have a #2 Couch Jersey gathering  dust in the  basement.  After that bad investment  I  came up with a  more permanent  solution. #46 + "Your Name " is good forever. IIRC, Canton  Mike has one of  those also.

    @hoorta said:

    🙂 I  still  have a #2 Couch Jersey gathering  dust in the  basement.  After that bad investment  I  came up with a  more permanent  solution. #46 + "Your Name " is good forever. IIRC, Canton  Mike has one of  those also.

    I'm surprised Mike's doesn't read "00-99" and reads "Covered" on the back.?

  • @jrb12711 said:

    I’m just so unsure having a Rookie kicker and punter with how good this squad is.

    We drafted Seibert- he was going to win the kicking job, unless he majorly screwed up. FWIW, Joseph was 17\20 on field goals, and missed four extra points. that's pretty pedestrian. Dorsey saw a need to upgrade. Don't forget Austin won the Groza award as the best kicker in college ball last year- though that's sort of like getting on the cover of SI, or Madden.  Plenty of those guys went on to flop in the Pros. 

    @mr.-make-believe said:

    Yup. I didn't believe it when you called it. 

    It's a risky play, but you gotta like the guy. Hoping he locks it down for the Browns for some time.

    Yeah it's almost universal- the talking heads & beat writers out there are calling it "risky". I was just trying to be objective. The only thing Colquitt had over Gilian is a 9 year track record. Admittedly, it remains to be seen if Jamie is as good a directional punter, or has the technique to kill a punt inside the 10 yard line. Other than that- I hadn't seen Britton uncork a 70 yard punt last year. It's pretty obvious Gilian has the stronger leg, & fer sure is the superior athlete. (Just don't get hurt doing the kamikaze thing covering punts) Another thing to consider- Jamie also was the kicker on his college team, so should Seibert pull a hammie or get hurt, we already have his backup on the roster. Of course l think the Browns made the right choice- whether that proves to be true in time- we'll see.  🙂  

    @hoorta said:

    Other than that- I hadn't seen Britton uncork a 70 yard punt last year.

    He did have a 79 yard punt in week 6 vs the Chargers last year.

  • @texasag1969 said:

    I was smart enough to never open the Manziel one to save as an antique. But the new Garrett one may just have to come out of the plastic on his 20th sack of the season.? And I'm hoping for an Astros 2019 World Champs companion to my 2017 still in plastic.

    🙂 I  still  have a #2 Couch Jersey gathering  dust in the  basement.  After that bad investment  I  came up with a  more permanent  solution. #46 + "Your Name " is good forever. IIRC, Canton  Mike has one of  those also.

    @hoorta said:

    🙂 I  still  have a #2 Couch Jersey gathering  dust in the  basement.  After that bad investment  I  came up with a  more permanent  solution. #46 + "Your Name " is good forever. IIRC, Canton  Mike has one of  those also.

    Right again Larry.  😁

    #46= Browns 1st year, my year of birth, & Don Fleming's retired #. Couldn't miss on that one.

    Mike

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    There IS only one. Glad we have him. Shirt from Szabo Apparel in Vermilion, Ohio. I'm a real Fan of these folks.

    Mike

  • 67534239_2072904236339547_516915635019375104_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com

    There IS only one. Glad we have him. Shirt from Szabo Apparel in Vermilion, Ohio. I'm a real Fan of these folks.

    Mike

    @canton-mike said:

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    There IS only one. Glad we have him. Shirt from Szabo Apparel in Vermilion, Ohio. I'm a real Fan of these folks.

    Mike

    It's not up on the website yet Mike very nice- going to get one..  A lot of my blood donation Ts are getting to the end of the line anyway...  

  • 67534239_2072904236339547_516915635019375104_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com

    There IS only one. Glad we have him. Shirt from Szabo Apparel in Vermilion, Ohio. I'm a real Fan of these folks.

    Mike

    @canton-mike said:

    67534239_2072904236339547_516915635019375104_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com

    There IS only one. Glad we have him. Shirt from Szabo Apparel in Vermilion, Ohio. I'm a real Fan of these folks.

    Mike

    Well....if you must know.....Gillan is a sept of the Clan McClean...NOT Clan McCleod.  

    My Scottish side of the family....The Gipper's are a sept of the Clan Buchanan.

  • @canton-mike said:

    67534239_2072904236339547_516915635019375104_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com

    There IS only one. Glad we have him. Shirt from Szabo Apparel in Vermilion, Ohio. I'm a real Fan of these folks.

    Mike

    Well....if you must know.....Gillan is a sept of the Clan McClean...NOT Clan McCleod.  

    My Scottish side of the family....The Gipper's are a sept of the Clan Buchanan.

    @the-gipper said:

    Well....if you must know.....Gillan is a sept of the Clan McClean...NOT Clan McCleod.  

    My Scottish side of the family....The Gipper's are a sept of the Clan Buchanan.

    Details, details, it's like Jamie having to tell OBJ he had that kilt on backwards, bet 99.9% of the folks at that party didn't know the difference.  

  • @canton-mike said:

    67534239_2072904236339547_516915635019375104_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com

    There IS only one. Glad we have him. Shirt from Szabo Apparel in Vermilion, Ohio. I'm a real Fan of these folks.

    Mike

    It's not up on the website yet Mike very nice- going to get one..  A lot of my blood donation Ts are getting to the end of the line anyway...  

    @hoorta said:

    It's not up on the website yet Mike very nice- going to get one..  A lot of my blood donation Ts are getting to the end of the line anyway...  

    BTW, I contacted Szabo, and the shirt isn't available- yet. That's just a prototype. They're working out the details with Jamie to get his OK to ramp up production. Of course, he's entitled to a cut of the proceeds.  🙂   

  • who in the fuck did he beat out Colguitt ? i honestly just thought the hammer was just i gimmick thing

  • who in the fuck did he beat out Colguitt ? i honestly just thought the hammer was just i gimmick thing

    @atom said:

    who in the fuck did he beat out Colguitt ? i honestly just thought the hammer was just i gimmick thing

    Ketchup baby tomato!??