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  • The only thing you can thank Baltimore for is The Wire... And it was made thanks to its criminal rates.

    @nero said:

    The only thing you can thank Baltimore for is The Wire... And it was made thanks to its criminal rates.

    The wire showed the best parts of Baltimore.?

  • There she is, The Gipper...this must be the woman they were talking about earlier...What you wearing, sweetheart? 

    @raven5220 said:

    There she is, The Gipper...this must be the woman they were talking about earlier...What you wearing, sweetheart? 

    I have promised to not mingle with the unwashed.  Go on back and play in the kindergarten playground with Tour. He will powder your tush for you.   Just...stay on the porch.

  • @raven5220 said:

    There she is, The Gipper...this must be the woman they were talking about earlier...What you wearing, sweetheart? 

    I have promised to not mingle with the unwashed.  Go on back and play in the kindergarten playground with Tour. He will powder your tush for you.   Just...stay on the porch.

    @the-gipper said:

    I have promised to not mingle with the unwashed.  Go on back and play in the kindergarten playground with Tour. He will powder your tush for you.   Just...stay on the porch.

    Look, it's obvious that you got a terrible outlook on life, and I would too if I had to be a Browns fan.  I forgive you.  But why you got a  fetish with men's asses.   Is it some kind of metaphor for something, or you just like 'em?  Or are we still talking about how bad your team has been forever  and you feel like you get fucked in the ass on a weekly basis?  Just clarify for me, cuz I got lost somewhere along the way. 

  • @the-gipper said:

    I have promised to not mingle with the unwashed.  Go on back and play in the kindergarten playground with Tour. He will powder your tush for you.   Just...stay on the porch.

    Look, it's obvious that you got a terrible outlook on life, and I would too if I had to be a Browns fan.  I forgive you.  But why you got a  fetish with men's asses.   Is it some kind of metaphor for something, or you just like 'em?  Or are we still talking about how bad your team has been forever  and you feel like you get fucked in the ass on a weekly basis?  Just clarify for me, cuz I got lost somewhere along the way. 

    @raven5220 said:

    Look, it's obvious that you got a terrible outlook on life, and I would too if I had to be a Browns fan.  I forgive you.  But why you got a  fetish with men's asses.   Is it some kind of metaphor for something, or you just like 'em?  Or are we still talking about how bad your team has been forever  and you feel like you get fucked in the ass on a weekly basis?  Just clarify for me, cuz I got lost somewhere along the way. 

    Someone get rid of this piece of garbage.

  • Yep, a case of anal intercourse resulting in pregnancy 

  • @raven5220 said:

    Look, it's obvious that you got a terrible outlook on life, and I would too if I had to be a Browns fan.  I forgive you.  But why you got a  fetish with men's asses.   Is it some kind of metaphor for something, or you just like 'em?  Or are we still talking about how bad your team has been forever  and you feel like you get fucked in the ass on a weekly basis?  Just clarify for me, cuz I got lost somewhere along the way. 

    Someone get rid of this piece of garbage.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Someone get rid of this piece of garbage.

    Piece of Garbage?  Really?  They said you could cuss on here, why you keeping it clean?  I know the people of Cleveland are nice, but damn, that's just ridiculous.   But you guys DID call my quarterback ugly, and even though he is, you can keep that shit to yourselves.  Some things are better left unsaid.  

    I'm sorry you can't handle a little trash talk before a game (maybe it's because there are truths that you can't handle), but I did say good luck this weekend....you're gonna need it.  Well, luck, AND a better team.

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Someone get rid of this piece of garbage.

    Piece of Garbage?  Really?  They said you could cuss on here, why you keeping it clean?  I know the people of Cleveland are nice, but damn, that's just ridiculous.   But you guys DID call my quarterback ugly, and even though he is, you can keep that shit to yourselves.  Some things are better left unsaid.  

    I'm sorry you can't handle a little trash talk before a game (maybe it's because there are truths that you can't handle), but I did say good luck this weekend....you're gonna need it.  Well, luck, AND a better team.

    @raven5220 said:

    Piece of Garbage?  Really?  They said you could cuss on here, why you keeping it clean?  I know the people of Cleveland are nice, but damn, that's just ridiculous.   But you guys DID call my quarterback ugly, and even though he is, you can keep that shit to yourselves.  Some things are better left unsaid.  

    I'm sorry you can't handle a little trash talk before a game (maybe it's because there are truths that you can't handle), but I did say good luck this weekend....you're gonna need it.  Well, luck, AND a better team.

    Go hug Larmars nuts..

  • @the-gipper said:

    I have promised to not mingle with the unwashed.  Go on back and play in the kindergarten playground with Tour. He will powder your tush for you.   Just...stay on the porch.

    Look, it's obvious that you got a terrible outlook on life, and I would too if I had to be a Browns fan.  I forgive you.  But why you got a  fetish with men's asses.   Is it some kind of metaphor for something, or you just like 'em?  Or are we still talking about how bad your team has been forever  and you feel like you get fucked in the ass on a weekly basis?  Just clarify for me, cuz I got lost somewhere along the way. 

    @raven5220 said:

    Look, it's obvious that you got a terrible outlook on life, and I would too if I had to be a Browns fan.  I forgive you.  But why you got a  fetish with men's asses.   Is it some kind of metaphor for something, or you just like 'em?  Or are we still talking about how bad your team has been forever  and you feel like you get fucked in the ass on a weekly basis?  Just clarify for me, cuz I got lost somewhere along the way. 

    Nope, no longer my job to engage with your ilk.   I am a retired legend.   Let the Young Guns come after you.  

    Think of it like this:  I am the equivalent of Clint Eastwood, now just sitting on my porch.   It is now up to the equivalent of like Luke Hemsworth, or Christian Bale to now come gunning for your kind.   I don't know who will step up and take the mantle...

  • This dude is just pleading on his hands and knees to start shit (and won’t show up again if they lose) Let the troll drown under the bridge fellas 

  • That Lamar, sheesh talk about ugly. He has a face that’ll make a freight train take a dirt road

  • This dude is just pleading on his hands and knees to start shit (and won’t show up again if they lose) Let the troll drown under the bridge fellas 

    @typicalbrowns50 said:

    This dude is just pleading on his hands and knees to start shit (and won’t show up again if they lose) Let the troll drown under the bridge fellas 

    I don't know what grade you're in, but I'll break it down for you in terms maybe, hopefully, you can understand.  I didn't deny I was a troll.  As a matter of fact, I said I only signed up because I saw the Baltimore Sucks thread and wanted to fuck with you guys.  I realized pretty quickly that you people in Cleveland are just too nice to take the bait and that I felt bad, so I wished you all good luck.  I will continue to fuck with you though, because it is football afterall, and we are division rivals.   But Steelers fans are still more fun to fuck with, because they are actually cry babies there.  With that being said, I'm pretty sure I don't have to worry about showing up here if we lose, because we won't...BUT,  if we do happen to lose by some remote chance, I will stop by to congratulate you guys.  I can swallow my pride one game...you all have for years.

  • That Lamar, sheesh talk about ugly. He has a face that’ll make a freight train take a dirt road

    @flyingfooldoug said:

    That Lamar, sheesh talk about ugly. He has a face that’ll make a freight train take a dirt road

    That's just mean...but I do agree..lol

  • Go Browns. ??

    You won’t stop by when they lose.

  • One example I’d like to bring up is Harbaugh, a good coach, adapting his scheme to fit talent. Look what that does for you.

    freddie kitchens and the browns staff, have not done this. 

    And Look what that does for you.

  • @typicalbrowns50 said:

    This dude is just pleading on his hands and knees to start shit (and won’t show up again if they lose) Let the troll drown under the bridge fellas 

    I don't know what grade you're in, but I'll break it down for you in terms maybe, hopefully, you can understand.  I didn't deny I was a troll.  As a matter of fact, I said I only signed up because I saw the Baltimore Sucks thread and wanted to fuck with you guys.  I realized pretty quickly that you people in Cleveland are just too nice to take the bait and that I felt bad, so I wished you all good luck.  I will continue to fuck with you though, because it is football afterall, and we are division rivals.   But Steelers fans are still more fun to fuck with, because they are actually cry babies there.  With that being said, I'm pretty sure I don't have to worry about showing up here if we lose, because we won't...BUT,  if we do happen to lose by some remote chance, I will stop by to congratulate you guys.  I can swallow my pride one game...you all have for years.

    @raven5220 said:

    I don't know what grade you're in, but I'll break it down for you in terms maybe, hopefully, you can understand.  I didn't deny I was a troll.  As a matter of fact, I said I only signed up because I saw the Baltimore Sucks thread and wanted to fuck with you guys.  I realized pretty quickly that you people in Cleveland are just too nice to take the bait and that I felt bad, so I wished you all good luck.  I will continue to fuck with you though, because it is football afterall, and we are division rivals.   But Steelers fans are still more fun to fuck with, because they are actually cry babies there.  With that being said, I'm pretty sure I don't have to worry about showing up here if we lose, because we won't...BUT,  if we do happen to lose by some remote chance, I will stop by to congratulate you guys.  I can swallow my pride one game...you all have for years.

    Finally, a proper villain. Good for you.

    You’re mama’s a man.

  • Well, one thing's for sure, Baltimore doesn't suck as bad as Cleveland.  The city and the team, I'm talking about.  I'm surprised that there's even a fanbase left for this team, one that hasn't made any kind of mark in the league in forever.  You're still so bitter about the Ravens coming to Baltimore.  Not only just COMING to Baltimore, but turning the team around and becoming an actual contender in the league since they got here.  Meanwhile, the stank-a$$ Browns still have never been competitive...never even appearing in a Superbowl, while we have won 2.  I think it's great that year after year you have so much hatred for us, while we don't even give your team a second thought.  I'm sure the excitement in your city this year was overwhelming...for about 10 minutes.   Then quickly everyone realized, same old Browns, same old organization.  Only the names have changed.  It's humorous as he!! that the fans there actually think you have rivals, like the Steelers and Ravens, but you people are too dumb to realize that only YOU think your team has a rival.  That's just you all wanting to be relevant in the league, which you most certainly are not.  My advice to you guys is to hop off the Browns train, and come over to a winning side.  Staying where you're at is just going to continue to cause your lives misery.  But if you stay there, try not to slit your wrists Sunday afternoon.   But I'm sure you all will be ok, you're used to the pain.

    @raven5220 said:

    Well, one thing's for sure, Baltimore doesn't suck as bad as Cleveland.  The city and the team, I'm talking about.  I'm surprised that there's even a fanbase left for this team, one that hasn't made any kind of mark in the league in forever.  You're still so bitter about the Ravens coming to Baltimore.  Not only just COMING to Baltimore, but turning the team around and becoming an actual contender in the league since they got here.  Meanwhile, the stank-a$$ Browns still have never been competitive...never even appearing in a Superbowl, while we have won 2.  I think it's great that year after year you have so much hatred for us, while we don't even give your team a second thought.  I'm sure the excitement in your city this year was overwhelming...for about 10 minutes.   Then quickly everyone realized, same old Browns, same old organization.  Only the names have changed.  It's humorous as he!! that the fans there actually think you have rivals, like the Steelers and Ravens, but you people are too dumb to realize that only YOU think your team has a rival.  That's just you all wanting to be relevant in the league, which you most certainly are not.  My advice to you guys is to hop off the Browns train, and come over to a winning side.  Staying where you're at is just going to continue to cause your lives misery.  But if you stay there, try not to slit your wrists Sunday afternoon.   But I'm sure you all will be ok, you're used to the pain.

    Make sure you stick around in case we win. We have the talent to go far if we can fix the o line and basically pull our heads out of asses. 

    As far as ugly ass Lamar.......

    1. Dude is scoring me some ridiculous fantasy points

    2. I’m sure Dude pulls ten times more tail than anyone who has ever posted on this board 

  • @raven5220 said:

    Well, one thing's for sure, Baltimore doesn't suck as bad as Cleveland.  The city and the team, I'm talking about.  I'm surprised that there's even a fanbase left for this team, one that hasn't made any kind of mark in the league in forever.  You're still so bitter about the Ravens coming to Baltimore.  Not only just COMING to Baltimore, but turning the team around and becoming an actual contender in the league since they got here.  Meanwhile, the stank-a$$ Browns still have never been competitive...never even appearing in a Superbowl, while we have won 2.  I think it's great that year after year you have so much hatred for us, while we don't even give your team a second thought.  I'm sure the excitement in your city this year was overwhelming...for about 10 minutes.   Then quickly everyone realized, same old Browns, same old organization.  Only the names have changed.  It's humorous as he!! that the fans there actually think you have rivals, like the Steelers and Ravens, but you people are too dumb to realize that only YOU think your team has a rival.  That's just you all wanting to be relevant in the league, which you most certainly are not.  My advice to you guys is to hop off the Browns train, and come over to a winning side.  Staying where you're at is just going to continue to cause your lives misery.  But if you stay there, try not to slit your wrists Sunday afternoon.   But I'm sure you all will be ok, you're used to the pain.

    Make sure you stick around in case we win. We have the talent to go far if we can fix the o line and basically pull our heads out of asses. 

    As far as ugly ass Lamar.......

    1. Dude is scoring me some ridiculous fantasy points

    2. I’m sure Dude pulls ten times more tail than anyone who has ever posted on this board 

    @comeonman said:

    Make sure you stick around in case we win. We have the talent to go far if we can fix the o line and basically pull our heads out of asses. 

    As far as ugly ass Lamar.......

    1. Dude is scoring me some ridiculous fantasy points

    2. I’m sure Dude pulls ten times more tail than anyone who has ever posted on this board 

    More than you for sure.?

  • @comeonman said:

    Make sure you stick around in case we win. We have the talent to go far if we can fix the o line and basically pull our heads out of asses. 

    As far as ugly ass Lamar.......

    1. Dude is scoring me some ridiculous fantasy points

    2. I’m sure Dude pulls ten times more tail than anyone who has ever posted on this board 

    More than you for sure.?

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    More than you for sure.?

    No shit. I’ve been married for what seems like forever. 

  • Well, one thing's for sure, Baltimore doesn't suck as bad as Cleveland.  The city and the team, I'm talking about.  I'm surprised that there's even a fanbase left for this team, one that hasn't made any kind of mark in the league in forever.  You're still so bitter about the Ravens coming to Baltimore.  Not only just COMING to Baltimore, but turning the team around and becoming an actual contender in the league since they got here.  Meanwhile, the stank-a$$ Browns still have never been competitive...never even appearing in a Superbowl, while we have won 2.  I think it's great that year after year you have so much hatred for us, while we don't even give your team a second thought.  I'm sure the excitement in your city this year was overwhelming...for about 10 minutes.   Then quickly everyone realized, same old Browns, same old organization.  Only the names have changed.  It's humorous as he!! that the fans there actually think you have rivals, like the Steelers and Ravens, but you people are too dumb to realize that only YOU think your team has a rival.  That's just you all wanting to be relevant in the league, which you most certainly are not.  My advice to you guys is to hop off the Browns train, and come over to a winning side.  Staying where you're at is just going to continue to cause your lives misery.  But if you stay there, try not to slit your wrists Sunday afternoon.   But I'm sure you all will be ok, you're used to the pain.

    @raven5220 said:

    Well, one thing's for sure, Baltimore doesn't suck as bad as Cleveland.  The city and the team, I'm talking about.  I'm surprised that there's even a fanbase left for this team, one that hasn't made any kind of mark in the league in forever.  You're still so bitter about the Ravens coming to Baltimore.  Not only just COMING to Baltimore, but turning the team around and becoming an actual contender in the league since they got here.  Meanwhile, the stank-a$$ Browns still have never been competitive...never even appearing in a Superbowl, while we have won 2.  I think it's great that year after year you have so much hatred for us, while we don't even give your team a second thought.  I'm sure the excitement in your city this year was overwhelming...for about 10 minutes.   Then quickly everyone realized, same old Browns, same old organization.  Only the names have changed.  It's humorous as he!! that the fans there actually think you have rivals, like the Steelers and Ravens, but you people are too dumb to realize that only YOU think your team has a rival.  That's just you all wanting to be relevant in the league, which you most certainly are not.  My advice to you guys is to hop off the Browns train, and come over to a winning side.  Staying where you're at is just going to continue to cause your lives misery.  But if you stay there, try not to slit your wrists Sunday afternoon.   But I'm sure you all will be ok, you're used to the pain.

    You don't give our team a second thought?? Go back to you r board and check again. 90% of your topics are related to the Browns. You guys talk about us "buying into the hype"???..WTF?...after 1 week in the regular season, you were naming Kordell...oops, I mean Lamar the MVP....the next Johnny Unitas. Which, I don't see any connection with your team. The Colts are in Indy...along with their name, colors, history, etc. Johnny Unitas played for the Colts....not the Ratbirds.

  • This should get the troops all fired up......

    President Donald Trump on Tuesday continued his insult campaign against Baltimore, calling Maryland’s largest city “worse than Honduras.”

    “Baltimore happens to be about the worst case,” Trump told The Washington Post. “If you look at it statistically, it’s like, the number of shootings, the number of crimes, the number of everything — this morning I heard a statistic, Baltimore is worse than Honduras, OK?”

    @mjp28 said:

    This should get the troops all fired up......

    President Donald Trump on Tuesday continued his insult campaign against Baltimore, calling Maryland’s largest city “worse than Honduras.”

    “Baltimore happens to be about the worst case,” Trump told The Washington Post. “If you look at it statistically, it’s like, the number of shootings, the number of crimes, the number of everything — this morning I heard a statistic, Baltimore is worse than Honduras, OK?”

    and lets not forget the std capitol of the world