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  • 4 dollars for coffee seems like a lot  for people in Cleveland. Seattle has a thriving economy. 

  • Fair point. Lamar Jackson was amazing. We are 6-2 but not playing worth a damn. Usually Pete's teams finish strong. 

    @coachtoad said:

    Fair point. Lamar Jackson was amazing. We are 6-2 but not playing worth a damn. Usually Pete's teams finish strong. 

    Ya I’m not so sure how great Lamar played.  Dude was like 130 yards with no TD’s passing.
     

    Wilson lobbing a slow pitch softball pick 6 and D.K. Dropping the ball on the ground with nobody around him for 15 yards for another defensive TD. 

    Not sure I’d come in here yucking it up just yet.

  • Me: "Hey Siri, what time are the Browns on TV?"

    Siri: "Why do that to yourself? May I suggest something more productive like hitting yourself in the head with a brick?"

    @sd_tom said:

    Me: "Hey Siri, what time are the Browns on TV?"

    Siri: "Why do that to yourself? May I suggest something more productive like hitting yourself in the head with a brick?"

    A movie at a SciFi short film festival this year ("A Date in 2025") had a device that talked like this to its owner (well, not specifically about the Browns)

  • I do agree Wilson is overrated. If you watch the game, Jackson was amazing on his feet. Not passing. They just couldn't tackle him. He took over. 

  • @coachtoad said:

    I agree Thinker. I would panic also if I were a Browns fan, or from Clevelabd for that matter!

    Your mom lock you in  the basement?

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Your mom lock you in  the basement?

    My mom just died. Who over 12 years of age talks moms? Is that a Cleveland thing?

  • so whats the story with players showing up late for meetings is there no acountabilty  with the coaching staff ?

  • He's completely toast, but I'm not sure firing him midway does anything. We look like complete idiots far too much, and Jimmy is tired of being made fun of persistently. 

  • so whats the story with players showing up late for meetings is there no acountabilty  with the coaching staff ?

    @atom said:

    so whats the story with players showing up late for meetings is there no acountabilty  with the coaching staff ?

    Hadn't heard that. I don't follow things super close for any team or sport but if true that's not a good sign for the Browns organzation

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Your mom lock you in  the basement?

    My mom just died. Who over 12 years of age talks moms? Is that a Cleveland thing?

    @coachtoad said:

    My mom just died. Who over 12 years of age talks moms? Is that a Cleveland thing?

    Eat shit.

  • @coachtoad said:

    My mom just died. Who over 12 years of age talks moms? Is that a Cleveland thing?

    Eat shit.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Eat shit.

    Ok Die Hard. I hope you feel better soon.

  • Ah don’t panic. 
     

    The AFC North is nothing but meat for the grinder this year anyway. 
     

    I prefer to look at it another way. 

    The Browns are the second youngest team in the league with the 5th most cap space. They don’t need to draft a QB next year. 

    The Bengals are in complete disarray.

    The Steelers Rapist is done and Mason Isn’t the answer 

    The Ravens have a RB for a QB that will never get them out of the first round of a playoff game on any year and they are one tackle away from having RG3 as their starter. 

    Whatever happens this year, I’d rather be in the Browns seat than any of the other three.

    @hx214 said:

    Ah don’t panic. 
     

    The AFC North is nothing but meat for the grinder this year anyway. 
     

    I prefer to look at it another way. 

    The Browns are the second youngest team in the league with the 5th most cap space. They don’t need to draft a QB next year. 

    The Bengals are in complete disarray.

    The Steelers Rapist is done and Mason Isn’t the answer 

    The Ravens have a RB for a QB that will never get them out of the first round of a playoff game on any year and they are one tackle away from having RG3 as their starter. 

    Whatever happens this year, I’d rather be in the Browns seat than any of the other three.

    I wish the Browns had a RB at QB then. He's certainly better at throwing TD's and NOT throwing picks than ours is

    You know who isn't the answer? Baker.... who actually looks like one of the worst QB's in the league

  • @hx214 said:

    Ah don’t panic. 
     

    The AFC North is nothing but meat for the grinder this year anyway. 
     

    I prefer to look at it another way. 

    The Browns are the second youngest team in the league with the 5th most cap space. They don’t need to draft a QB next year. 

    The Bengals are in complete disarray.

    The Steelers Rapist is done and Mason Isn’t the answer 

    The Ravens have a RB for a QB that will never get them out of the first round of a playoff game on any year and they are one tackle away from having RG3 as their starter. 

    Whatever happens this year, I’d rather be in the Browns seat than any of the other three.

    I wish the Browns had a RB at QB then. He's certainly better at throwing TD's and NOT throwing picks than ours is

    You know who isn't the answer? Baker.... who actually looks like one of the worst QB's in the league

    @sd_tom said:

    I wish the Browns had a RB at QB then. He's certainly better at throwing TD's and NOT throwing picks than ours is

    No you don’t.

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Your mom lock you in  the basement?

    My mom just died. Who over 12 years of age talks moms? Is that a Cleveland thing?

    @coachtoad said:

    My mom just died. Who over 12 years of age talks moms? Is that a Cleveland thing?

    Says the dude who joined a sports team's fans forum an hour ago to tease those fans because the team they root for is losing...... just can't make this shit up.

    My advice to you is to just sit and appear stupid rather than opening your mouth and removing all doubt. 

  • Yes, I am having fun. Poking at you and willing to take it back. Imagine a sports conversation that included that. Shocking. I really do root for the Browns when they are not playing the Seahawks. Lighten up. I am a Mariner fan. I know the meaning of pain.

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

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    OK, so,you are saying that discipline in his personal habits is not his forte....and that they sneak into his coaching?

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    image.jpeg.9d704da3a7259255f1064b050d6f7777.jpeg

    OK, so,you are saying that discipline in his personal habits is not his forte....and that they sneak into his coaching?

    @the-gipper said:

    OK, so,you are saying that discipline in his personal habits is not his forte....and that they sneak into his coaching?

  • @coachtoad said:

    Why so tense? As a Seahawk fan I appreciate the Brown's incompetency. Keep up the good work boys!

    Why would a c-u-n=t of a Seahawk fan be in here now?  You have a good team that plays in a whole other division/conference. I mean, you let a bad Atlanta team nearly comeback on you today.  Don't you have like the Rams and 49ers to worry about?

    And, I mean....WTF happened last week when you cacked up a furball against the Ratfuckers?  I mean, your team choked like Gollum and got kicked like him too.

  • 4 dollars for coffee seems like a lot  for people in Cleveland. Seattle has a thriving economy. 

    @coachtoad said:

    4 dollars for coffee seems like a lot  for people in Cleveland. Seattle has a thriving economy. 

    If you pay 4 dollars for coffee, you are stupid, no matter where you are from.   You all gave us that Starbuck swill. Blech.

  • Easy fix - discipline especially when it comes to turnovers. 

    310 to 318 yards.   3 turnovers vs the Pats 0.  That is the difference in these games.  Can't win consistently, let alone at all, when you live on the minus side of that differential. 

    @tiamat63 said:

    Easy fix - discipline especially when it comes to turnovers. 

    310 to 318 yards.   3 turnovers vs the Pats 0.  That is the difference in these games.  Can't win consistently, let alone at all, when you live on the minus side of that differential. 

    eh...misleading.  We got our asses kicked.  the thing about having turnovers that go back for touchdowns and very short fields that lead to more scores and big leads is that they:

    1) reduce the number of possessions for the opposing offense

    2) give the other team a big lead(except for a brief moment when it was a 7 pt game it was a 17ish pt lead throughout) so they can play more conservatively...especially with that defense

    that's going to skew the final total yardage numbers.

    Again, we got our asses kicked. 

  • Ah don’t panic. 
     

    The AFC North is nothing but meat for the grinder this year anyway. 
     

    I prefer to look at it another way. 

    The Browns are the second youngest team in the league with the 5th most cap space. They don’t need to draft a QB next year. 

    The Bengals are in complete disarray.

    The Steelers Rapist is done and Mason Isn’t the answer 

    The Ravens have a RB for a QB that will never get them out of the first round of a playoff game on any year and they are one tackle away from having RG3 as their starter. 

    Whatever happens this year, I’d rather be in the Browns seat than any of the other three.

    @hx214 said:

    Ah don’t panic. 
     

    The AFC North is nothing but meat for the grinder this year anyway. 
     

    I prefer to look at it another way. 

    The Browns are the second youngest team in the league with the 5th most cap space. They don’t need to draft a QB next year. 

    eh, Garrett is on year 3 now of rookie contract.  He is probably going to want his first extension in the offseason probably, although we may be able to push it to the next year.  Mayfield is in his second year, so we have a couple more years on his rookie contract.

    But just the garrett extension maybe this offseason is going to flip that greatly. 

    I'd have to look, but I think we can get out of the landry disaster soon without taking too much of a cap hit.  Is it this offseason or next?