Path to the Playoffs
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It's too easy. Even at 2-6 there's a straight line.
First, win out. We only play crap from here on out, so that's no problem. We finish at 10-6, 6-0 in the division.
That puts us ahead of the Bungholes, they've already lost more games.
Beating the Squeenutz twice puts them at 10-6 at best and we have the tiebreaker. Done.
Our only problem is the Cravens. But we already beat them in their dump-ass stadium. Really thumped them too. We'll beat them again in Cleveland, so that gives them 3 losses. They need 3 more for us to take the division. Luckily, I found those losses: vs Texans, at Rams, vs 49ers. Maybe at Bills too.
Final divison table:
1. Browns 10-6, 6-0 division
2. Cravens 9-7, 4-2 division
3. Squeenutz 6-10, 2-4 division
4. Bungholes 0-16, 0-6 division, Paul Brown rises from dead to retract the team, NFL is better for it.
So that's how we win the division, make the playoffs, host a playoff game, and save Christmas. Pretty damn easy.
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I was hopeful at 2-5 the Browns could still make a run at the play offs but after the Denver loss it is time to face the facts. This team is not going to do it. All the talk about how the rest of the season favored us had me optimistic but the very first game of "the rest of the season schedule that favored us" we lose to Denver and their third string QB. We likely will win a few more games with the weaker schedule. Big deal.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
Playoffs.
Are you actually watching the fucking games?
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Get this shit outta here.
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Now this is a thread topic that meets Zombos approval! Right Zombo?
http://thebrownsboard.com/topic/54825-this-week-in-the-afc-north/?page=1
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Never happen the NFL has always and will continue to protect the ravens and the Steelers did you watch the game last night or did you watch Cameron Heyward damn near end Jacoby brissett career because they won’t call Hands to the face on the Steeler. Same shit different day the only teams that are going to win are the teams who is the owners are on the select committee that picks the commissioner no surprise all of them teams have went deep into the playoffs and or one Super Bowl’s in the past 10 years
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Here is a motivator.....I know Brees is talking to college players but that is some great motivational talk..When Brees retires he should go into coaching..the Browns maybe?
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And to quote those famous wordsmiths from our era, we know WHO they are.....
We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the songI'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again........GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND! -
It seems as though Freddy is learning the different ways to lose a game. As if us Browns fans don’t know them all, already.
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I don't blame y'all for doubting, they've been playing tight all year, I think that's because of the pressure of expectations. Also, Freddie's red zone play calling and game management has been atrocious. But if they can string a few wins together and get loose, and Freddie learns how to coach/gives play calling duties to someone else, who knows?
And win or lose, I'm a Browns fan, might as well hope for the best after I'm done yelling at the tv. Also, maybe I was smoking a little something, you know, for the pain
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I don't blame y'all for doubting, they've been playing tight all year, I think that's because of the pressure of expectations. Also, Freddie's red zone play calling and game management has been atrocious. But if they can string a few wins together and get loose, and Freddie learns how to coach/gives play calling duties to someone else, who knows?
And win or lose, I'm a Browns fan, might as well hope for the best after I'm done yelling at the tv. Also, maybe I was smoking a little something, you know, for the pain
I don't blame y'all for doubting, they've been playing tight all year, I think that's because of the pressure of expectations. Also, Freddie's red zone play calling and game management has been atrocious. But if they can string a few wins together and get loose, and Freddie learns how to coach/gives play calling duties to someone else, who knows?
And win or lose, I'm a Browns fan, might as well hope for the best after I'm done yelling at the tv. Also, maybe I was smoking a little something, you know, for the pain
Decent rip right there.
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Uh, that's not me, that's just some gif I found. Actually, he looks like my old shop teacher ?
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I don't blame y'all for doubting, they've been playing tight all year, I think that's because of the pressure of expectations. Also, Freddie's red zone play calling and game management has been atrocious. But if they can string a few wins together and get loose, and Freddie learns how to coach/gives play calling duties to someone else, who knows?
And win or lose, I'm a Browns fan, might as well hope for the best after I'm done yelling at the tv. Also, maybe I was smoking a little something, you know, for the pain
I don't blame y'all for doubting, they've been playing tight all year, I think that's because of the pressure of expectations. Also, Freddie's red zone play calling and game management has been atrocious. But if they can string a few wins together and get loose, and Freddie learns how to coach/gives play calling duties to someone else, who knows?
And win or lose, I'm a Browns fan, might as well hope for the best after I'm done yelling at the tv. Also, maybe I was smoking a little something, you know, for the pain
In another thread I posted a photo of a naked woman hitting a bong. If you want to give me something for pain...don't give me old bald dude...give me naked chick doing a bong.
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It's too easy. Even at 2-6 there's a straight line.
First, win out. We only play crap from here on out, so that's no problem. We finish at 10-6, 6-0 in the division.
That puts us ahead of the Bungholes, they've already lost more games.
Beating the Squeenutz twice puts them at 10-6 at best and we have the tiebreaker. Done.
Our only problem is the Cravens. But we already beat them in their dump-ass stadium. Really thumped them too. We'll beat them again in Cleveland, so that gives them 3 losses. They need 3 more for us to take the division. Luckily, I found those losses: vs Texans, at Rams, vs 49ers. Maybe at Bills too.
Final divison table:
1. Browns 10-6, 6-0 division
2. Cravens 9-7, 4-2 division
3. Squeenutz 6-10, 2-4 division
4. Bungholes 0-16, 0-6 division, Paul Brown rises from dead to retract the team, NFL is better for it.
So that's how we win the division, make the playoffs, host a playoff game, and save Christmas. Pretty damn easy.
It's too easy. Even at 2-6 there's a straight line.
First, win out. We only play crap from here on out, so that's no problem. We finish at 10-6, 6-0 in the division.
That puts us ahead of the Bungholes, they've already lost more games.
Beating the Squeenutz twice puts them at 10-6 at best and we have the tiebreaker. Done.
Our only problem is the Cravens. But we already beat them in their dump-ass stadium. Really thumped them too. We'll beat them again in Cleveland, so that gives them 3 losses. They need 3 more for us to take the division. Luckily, I found those losses: vs Texans, at Rams, vs 49ers. Maybe at Bills too.
Final divison table:
1. Browns 10-6, 6-0 division
2. Cravens 9-7, 4-2 division
3. Squeenutz 6-10, 2-4 division
4. Bungholes 0-16, 0-6 division, Paul Brown rises from dead to retract the team, NFL is better for it.
So that's how we win the division, make the playoffs, host a playoff game, and save Christmas. Pretty damn easy.
Wow. You cray cray bro.
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