A Day In The Life Of A Greedy Coproration Or The 1%
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8 am: cheat veterans out of their money
11:30 am: have lunch with your family at New York's most expensive restaurant but claim it was for business purposes so you can write it off on your taxes (and not leave a tip)
2:00 pm: board private jet to Washington, DC to beg for more bailout money and influence fiscal and tax policy in your favor
3:00 pm: devise ways to cheat the middle class with Senator Corrupt.
4:00 pm: cheat more veterans out of their money.
5:00 pm: plan corporate retreat in Tahiti, payed for with the bailout money you were just promised by Senator Corrupt.
6:30 pm: go to dinner, paid for again with bailout money promised by Senator Corrupt.
8:30 pm: piss on a thirsty bum for the fun of it.
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