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  • Zombo said:

    If we seem too eager, all the Steeler fans run to his defense and then you can't get rid of them for a week.

    Zombo

    Understood.

  • Question from the peanut gallery...

    Who is more hated? Shittsburgh or the Baltimorons?

  • I hate the Steelers more.

    The Ravens have more players I respect. Or atleast, the Steelers have more players I dislike

  • Question from the peanut gallery...

    Who is more hated? Shittsburgh or the Baltimorons?

    @kerrigan91 said:

    Question from the peanut gallery...

    Who is more hated? Shittsburgh or the Baltimorons?

    Pittsburgh. In our opinion they are the only other legitimate franchise in our division.

    The other two are, quite literally, just bastard stepchildren of the Cleveland Browns (franchises given to disjected ex-Browns operatives). If Modell were still the owner of the Ravens it might be a bit different. But as it is, they and the Bengals are just sperm dribble down the Browns leg.

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  • @kerrigan91 said:

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82757bcd/article/nfl-says-saints-created-bounty-program-from-20092011

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    I'm surprised that the Stoolers haven't questioned about doing this kinda thing 🙄

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    @kerrigan91 said:

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82757bcd/article/nfl-says-saints-created-bounty-program-from-20092011

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    I'm surprised that the Stoolers haven't questioned about doing this kinda thing 🙄

    @neo said:

    I'm surprised that the Stoolers haven't questioned about doing this kinda thing 🙄

    Harrison has been one of the most fined players over the last few years...

  • Is this the new Bengals Nike uniform? It came up in a search I made.

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  • These apparently are the new Seahawks uniform:

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  • @badnewsbrowns said:

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    Let's be clear, the dickheads in his situation was the Cleveland Browns organization.

    The Browns were dickheads for putting the team in the controls of Jake Delhomme. Then leaving Mangini here for a year when he really wasn't Holmgren's guy. Then throwing Colt to the fire his rookie year....probably way before he was ready when Delhomme got hurt.

    Then bringing in a coach with an offense that I am not sure that Otto Graham and Johnny Unitas combined could have succeeded in. Then not giving McCoy anything but a popgun to bring to a machine gun fight. Then being completely and utterly incompetent when it came to dealing with his concussion situation.

    McCoy may not have been the best of QBs, or at least not the right QB for here...but it is not because HE was the dickhead. That honor goes to his handlers.

    So, yes, it was the Browns who were the fuckups. Maybe they have remedied their own fuckup...but that yet remains to be seen. So this needs to be assigned here:

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  • funny how this board has changed in 2 years.

    at that time, all but a small handfull of us were singing the praises as we finally hired "a real football man."

    ya know who's laughing now?

  • @badnewsbrowns said:

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    Let's be clear, the dickheads in his situation was the Cleveland Browns organization.

    The Browns were dickheads for putting the team in the controls of Jake Delhomme. Then leaving Mangini here for a year when he really wasn't Holmgren's guy. Then throwing Colt to the fire his rookie year....probably way before he was ready when Delhomme got hurt.

    Then bringing in a coach with an offense that I am not sure that Otto Graham and Johnny Unitas combined could have succeeded in. Then not giving McCoy anything but a popgun to bring to a machine gun fight. Then being completely and utterly incompetent when it came to dealing with his concussion situation.

    McCoy may not have been the best of QBs, or at least not the right QB for here...but it is not because HE was the dickhead. That honor goes to his handlers.

    So, yes, it was the Browns who were the fuckups. Maybe they have remedied their own fuckup...but that yet remains to be seen. So this needs to be assigned here:

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    @the-gipper said:

    Let's be clear, the dickheads in his situation was the Cleveland Browns organization.

    The Browns were dickheads for putting the team in the controls of Jake Delhomme. Then leaving Mangini here for a year when he really wasn't Holmgren's guy. Then throwing Colt to the fire his rookie year....probably way before he was ready when Delhomme got hurt.

    Then bringing in a coach with an offense that I am not sure that Otto Graham and Johnny Unitas combined could have succeeded in. Then not giving McCoy anything but a popgun to bring to a machine gun fight. Then being completely and utterly incompetent when it came to dealing with his concussion situation.

    McCoy may not have been the best of QBs, or at least not the right QB for here...but it is not because HE was the dickhead. That honor goes to his handlers.

    So, yes, it was the Browns who were the fuckups. Maybe they have remedied their own fuckup...but that yet remains to be seen. So this needs to be assigned here:

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    I agree the Browns are the dick-heads here. Apparently they even told Colt they weren't going to pick a QB in the 1st round. Also, Shurmur's offense was the same they ran in Philly, you just didn't notice it because we have ZERO talent on offense, which hopefully we'll get more in the 2nd/3rd round.

  • funny how this board has changed in 2 years.

    at that time, all but a small handfull of us were singing the praises as we finally hired "a real football man."

    ya know who's laughing now?

    @choco said:

    funny how this board has changed in 2 years.

    at that time, all but a small handfull of us were singing the praises as we finally hired "a real football man."

    ya know who's laughing now?

    I think the jury was always out on Holmgren as an executive. Recall that the Seahawks didn't make it to the SB until a year or so after he resigned as their GM and stuck strictly to coaching.

    I guess it is the Peter Principle at work: He was found to have been so good at one task so he was promoted to a task he was found to be incapable of....so what happens? He is promoted even further.

    Coach: good

    GM: sucks

    Pres: ???

    (memo to future: Bill Polian is available)

  • Thought this thread could use an annual bumping.

  • Which one is the bigger dickhead?

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  • Which one is the bigger dickhead?

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    @stewy said:

    Which one is the bigger dickhead?

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    well if the fan didn't break the law/rules about running on the field then it has to be harrison. he just wants a reason to hit someone. that's assault.

    wonder how the lawyers cleaned this one up?

  • @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    Ann Coulter, Bill Belichik and Big Ben, I have no problem with.

    But Tebow? Dude, what makes HIM a dickhead? He's winning football games, he's not bad mouthing anyone or doing stupid things. The kid is polite and honorable. I would trade him for Colt McShit in a NY minute.

    This kid is getting a bad rap and I just don't get it.

    Are you dense? First off, just because you have'nt bad mouthed someone or done something stupid doesn't mean you are not a dickhead to the Cleveland sports fan. Nevertheless I will give you the reasons:

    1. He played on the team that beat Ohio State for the National title. Fuck him for that. This alone puts him into the dickhead category along with John Elway....who didn't bad mouth anyone or do anything stupid. Its just we hate him for whipping our asses.

    2. He is, after all, the QB or the Denver Broncos. If you are the QB of the Steelers, Bengals, Ravens, or Broncos, you are a dickhead....no matter how good you are.

    3. All this "sainthood" they are bestowing on Tebow because he happens to be a Christian can be insipid. Some of that BS is not his fault. Sure, he is simply doing what he believes. But give me a freeking break. I know a hundred young people his age that have every bit the character he has, but what they don't have (quoting the Wizard of Oz) is a testimonial, because they are not famous football player. There are probably 5 million other young people his age that do as much for their communities as he does. If he is a good football player, fine, that is what he should be known as. He should not be canonized for this other bullshit.

    So, I guess bottom line is that is not that I don't think Tebow isn't a winner, or a nice young man, and its not that I don't respect his game. Its just that he is a dickhead.

    @the-gipper said:

    Are you dense? First off, just because you have'nt bad mouthed someone or done something stupid doesn't mean you are not a dickhead to the Cleveland sports fan. Nevertheless I will give you the reasons:

    1. He played on the team that beat Ohio State for the National title. Fuck him for that. This alone puts him into the dickhead category along with John Elway....who didn't bad mouth anyone or do anything stupid. Its just we hate him for whipping our asses.

    2. He is, after all, the QB or the Denver Broncos. If you are the QB of the Steelers, Bengals, Ravens, or Broncos, you are a dickhead....no matter how good you are.

    3. All this "sainthood" they are bestowing on Tebow because he happens to be a Christian can be insipid. Some of that BS is not his fault. Sure, he is simply doing what he believes. But give me a freeking break. I know a hundred young people his age that have every bit the character he has, but what they don't have (quoting the Wizard of Oz) is a testimonial, because they are not famous football player. There are probably 5 million other young people his age that do as much for their communities as he does. If he is a good football player, fine, that is what he should be known as. He should not be canonized for this other bullshit.

    So, I guess bottom line is that is not that I don't think Tebow isn't a winner, or a nice young man, and its not that I don't respect his game. Its just that he is a dickhead.

    Thats Retarded.

    To call an athlete a dickhead solely because he helps beat our beloved Buckeyes and Browns is stupid because you would literally have to post pics of a thousand athletes. The real dickheads are bitter losers such as yourself.

    Not surprised that Tebows pic shows up before Mike Vicks. Did anyone even post Vick's pic?

    Tebow gets more hate than Vick..shows where your priorities are eh?

    A true dickhead...

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