Woof Woof (Final Week Of The Regular Season)
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Beanpot's League:
With 125 points, the Redneck Roosters easily knocked off Navdawg's Browns (78) and probably thought they had the final Viagra trophy of the year locked up. But NO! Beanpot, the resident fantasy sports wizard, managed to eke out 126 points and absconded with the award. Beans defeated the Usual Suspects, 126-90, kicking the Suspects out of the Championship round of the playoffs.
The Average Joe's won their second game in a row, managing to squeeze into the #4 seed for the championship. Opponent, Believeland, lost by a nose, 99-97. The Werewolves of Linden won by an even slimmer margin over Dot the I, 88-87. Dot was able to hang onto the #3 seed despite the loss.
This makes the top four: 1. Beanpot, 2. Werewolves of Linden, 3. Dot the I, 4. Average Joe's
Zombo's WildDawgs had a shot at the final spot in the Consolation round because of a tie that would have given him an advantage; Zombo's gridiron goobers blew it with a loss in the final game. Ballantyne Buckeyes snagged the victory, 101-66. TexChainsaw Massaquoi managed to cling to the 8 spot despite a loss to the last place Greenville Mayhem, 93-82.
The Consolation Round shapes up as follows:
5. The Usual Suspects, 6. Ballantyne Buckeyes, 7. Redneck Roosters, 8. TexChainsaw Massaquoi
The "Wait 'til next year!" crowd:
9 Zombo's WildDawgs, 10. Believeland, 11. Navdawg's Browns, 12. Greenville Mayhem
*1. Beanpot 11-3-0 .786 1408 1260 W-7 10 13
*2. Werewolves of Linden 10-3-1 .750 1256 1142 W-1 1 17
*3. Dot the I 8-6-0 .571 1243 1174 L-1 7 8
*4. Average Joe's 8-6-0 .571 1228 1152 W-2 12 20
5. The Usual Suspects 7-6-1 .536 1242 1187 L-1 11 25
6. Ballantyne Buckeyes 7-6-1 .536 1111 1157 W-1 8 12
7. Redneck Roosters 6-8-0 .429 1171 1203 W-5 9 21
8. TexChainsawMassaquoi 6-8-0 .429 1074 1079 L-2 4 5
9. Zombo's WildDawgs 5-8-1 .393 1196 1281 L-5 6 19
10. Believeland 5-9-0 .357 1163 1153 L-2 5 40
11. Navdawg's Browns 5-9-0 .357 1054 1193 L-3 3 27
12. GREENville Mayhem 4-10-0 .286 1079 1244 W-1 2 6
Oreo's Hangout:
One of the most interesting matchups of the final week of the season had to be The Hammer vs DD's. The Double D's were on the bubble with a Championship Round seed on the line. The Hammer had nothing to lose, having secured a playoff spot in the top 4. A victory would have given DD's a 10-3-1 record. The final score in the Hammer vs. D's matchup: 102-102. What's the opposite of an MVP? The LVP (least valuable player) award goes to Calvin Johnson (4). Double D COULD have started WR Julio Jones (21) or Miles Austin (14) or even Eric Decker (5). ANY of those receivers could have given Double D the victory. Coaches heads will roll.
Gocong or Go Home snagged the 3 spot with a 10-4-0 record as a result of a win over Kentucky Barn Burner 100-77.
Lambdo's Air Show's complete name is Lambdo's Air Show 7. Fittingly, the last regular season matchup gave Lambdo victory #7 in a row this time over Oreo's team. (Way to beat up on a poor defenseless kitty, Lambdo!) Final score: Air Show 97, Oreo 84.
Dirty Hands grabbed the Viagra by beating up on Beanpot 106-96. Hands finished with the best record in the league, 11-3-0. Beans hung on to make the Consolation Round.
Top teams: 1. Dirty hands, 2. The Hammer, 3. Gocong or Go Home, 4. Lambdo's Air Show 7.
Next in line:
5. DD's 6. Kentucky Barn Burner
Choo Choo's walked all over the Bronx Browns, who apparently threw in the towel. Final: 101-36.
7. Choo Choo's, 8. Beanpot
Kamac 19 and hammertime engaged in fisticuffs with Kamac emerging on top, 66-64.
9. Kamac 19, 10. Oreo's Team, 11. hammertime, 12. Bronx Browns
*1. dirty hands 11-3-0 .786 1224 1009 W-4 8 10
*2. The Hammer 10-3-1 .750 1307 1079 T-1 4 10
*3. Gocong Or Go Home 10-4-0 .714 1399 1052 W-1 1 48
*4. Lambdo's Air Show 7 9-4-1 .679 1238 1014 W-7 7 12
5. DD's 9-4-1 .679 1187 1080 T-1 3 12
6. Kentucky Barn Burner 6-8-0 .429 1249 1313 L-2 10 24
7. Choo Choo's 6-8-0 .429 1203 1201 W-2 6 4
8. Beanpot 6-8-0 .429 1106 1245 L-3 12 7
9. Kamac19 5-8-1 .393 1007 1150 W-1 11 10
10. Oreo's Team 4-10-0 .286 1073 1162 L-5 2 8
11. hammertime 4-10-0 .286 988 1233 L-1 5 10
12. Bronx Browns 2-12-0 .143 705 1148 L-11 9 2
The Heidi Report:
Alrighty then. This was the last week of regular season play and now we're starting the playoffs. Everyone, cowboy up and let's giddy up into week 15 and get those all important and life changing virtual trophies.
In the meantime, here are week 14's results.
Stewartcj1 went down swinging this week only to lose to My Helmet's 2Tight. Final score was Helmet 99 and stewartcj1 69.
Helmet's top players were: Roddy White with 18 points and Aaron Rodgers with 15. Stewartcj1's top players for the week were: Rob Gronkowski with 28 points and Philip Rivers with 20 points.
RunninUover took the win in his match up with Brownies. Their final score was 109-73. RunninUover's top players for week 14 were Larry Fitzgerald with 22 points and Mason Crosby with 17 points. Brownies' top players are: Wes Welker with 18 and Ben Roethlisberger with 15 respectively.
Ballantyne Bruisers took home the win this week and clinched his spot in the playoffs in the win against Football is back. The final score was 113-84. Bruisers top players for the week are Tony Romo with 30 points and Antonio Brown with 21 points. Football is back's top players were: Drew Brees with 18 and Steven Jackson with 17 points.
Week 14's Biggest Blowout Award goes to the contest between fatherof3 and Peyton'sPosse with the win going to fatherof3 with the score of 123-62 and a whopping +61 points. fatherof3's top players were: Maurice Jones-Drew who wins the Viagra Award with 38 points and LeSean McCoy with 19. Peyton'sPosse's top players were: Felix Jones with 13 points and Stevie Johnson with 11 points.
Believeland Browns took on the Cleveland Steamers this week and won. Not an easy feat. Their final score was 114-92. Believeland Browns top players for the week are: Matt Ryan with 30 points and Antonio Gates with 23. Cleveland Steamers top players were : Laurent Robinson with 19 and Hakeem Nicks with 18 points. This game also gets the Squeaker Award for a 22 point difference. Not very small but the narrowest margin this week.
Thru no fault of his own I'm sure, why cant we win didn't, in his game against The Korky Butcheks in a final score of 102-72. The Korky Butcheks' top players in week 14 are: Marques Colston with 26 points and Tom Brady with 23 points. why cant we win's top players were: Michael Bush with 15 and Owen Daniels and DeSean Jackson both with 13 points.
Congratulations to all of the teams who have clinched their playoff spots and have lived to fight another week.
Standings: Clinched*
1) Cleveland Steamers*
2) Ballantyne Bruisers*
3) My Helmet's 2Tight*
4) fatherof3*
5) Brownies
6) The Korky Butcheks
7) RunninUover
Football is back9) why cant we win
10) Believeland Browns
11) Peyton'sPosse
12) stewartcj1
The Great Zomboni
Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi secured the Regular Season championship and the #1 seed by drowning the Burning River 136–66, which was also good for Viagra High Scorer of the Week Honors. Their big score was actually Jacksonville’s D with 30.
Team Inglewood jack finished second after being upset by Polk High 103-68. The victory threw Polk into the mix for the overall championship as they secured the #4 seed with the victory. Hakeem Nicks led all scorers with 18.
The #3 seed will go to the Flea Flickers, who ousted Zombo’s Real McCoys out of the championship bracket with a big 134-94 win behind Tony Romo’s 30 points Sunday Night.
The Big Bad Dawgs joined Zombo and Burning River in the consolation round by putting a mercy killing to Huskymania’s season 111-63 behind Mark Sanchez’s 25. Way to stick with Adrian Peterson, Huskies!
The final consolation slot goes to Bermeck’s KY Hicks, who backed in at 6-8 despite getting drubbed 92-70 by Jake24.
Finally, Calfox’s Kosar Dogs melted Mr. Freeze’s Snowmen’s playoff hopes with 61-47 low-scoring affair.
Final Standings:
*1. TXChainsawMassaquois 11-3-0 .786 1484 1048 W-3 4 41
*2. Team InglewoodJack 10-4-0 .714 1252 1120 L-1 10 39
*3. Flea Flickers 9-5-0 .643 1398 1187 W-4 11 11
*4. Polk High 7-6-1 .536 1177 1156 W-2 5 8
5. Burning River 7-7-0 .500 1219 1259 L-3 8 33
6. BigBadDawgs 7-7-0 .500 1099 1179 W-1 12 8
7. Zombo's Real McCoys 7-7-0 .500 1060 1186 L-1 3 18
8. Bermeck's Ky Hicks 6-8-0 .429 1156 1120 L-3 7 3
9. Mr. Freeze's Snowmen 6-8-0 .429 989 1105 L-2 1 13
10. Calfox KosarDawgs 5-8-1 .393 1005 1091 W-1 6 10
11. Huskymania 4-10-0 .286 1000 1223 L-1 9 5
12. Jake24 4-10-0 .286 967 1132 W-1 2 3
Playoff Matchups:
Championship Group:
#1 TX Chainsaw Massaquoi v #4 Polk High
#2 Inglewood jack v #3 Flea Flickers
Consolation Group:
#5 Burning River v #8 Bermeck’s KY Hicks
#6 Big Bad Dawgs v #7 Zombo’s Real McCoys
Good Luck in the Playoffs!
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Are you ready to ruuuummmmbbbbblllleeee?! Good luck to everyone in the playoffs in all of the leagues (except for those teams I have to play). Just kidding (no I'm not).
This season went pretty quick.
P.S. Whateve happened to league 5? There was a league 5 wasn't there? If there wasn't, I need to ease up on the Friday night bottle of wine.
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Are you ready to ruuuummmmbbbbblllleeee?! Good luck to everyone in the playoffs in all of the leagues (except for those teams I have to play). Just kidding (no I'm not).
This season went pretty quick.
P.S. Whateve happened to league 5? There was a league 5 wasn't there? If there wasn't, I need to ease up on the Friday night bottle of wine.
Are you ready to ruuuummmmbbbbblllleeee?! Good luck to everyone in the playoffs in all of the leagues (except for those teams I have to play). Just kidding (no I'm not).
This season went pretty quick.
P.S. Whateve happened to league 5? There was a league 5 wasn't there? If there wasn't, I need to ease up on the Friday night bottle of wine.
There is a league 5, but it has never been reported. It's called Browns Board 5. The playoffs are as follows:
(1) Utzie vs. (4) Browns57
(2) Browns149 vs. (3) Golf Wand Hooligans
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