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What Hekertt Really Meant In His Press Confernce

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  • * Is McCoy the guy to lead the Browns to the Promised Land?

    "Hell no!!!, Listen I did not draft Colt, Mike Did. I was never a fan of Colt. I think he sucks giant donkey balls. I will have another QB in Cleveland next yr!!"

    * Will Heckert aim his early picks on building the offense, as he did with the defense the past two drafts? "What do you think? Have seen this shithole offense play" he said " We will draft a stud playmaker with our first pick, and with our second if Floyd is there we take him, then again how nice would it be to see Burfict playing next to DQ"

    * Will Peyton Hillis be back?

    "will he tae fullback money?" he went on saying" Hillis was nice last yr, but we all knew he was a 1 yr wonder that is why we didnt sign him. Really how many great white running bacs are in the NFL" We kept on with his thought " We need a BROTHA back there running for his life like we was back in the day running from the PoPo"

    * Will Jackson leave as a free agent or be re-signed?

    " your a moron for asking that quistion, of course DQ will be back...next"

    * What about Dawson, who was retained for 2011 via the franchise tag?

    " Look we all like Dawson, the problem is he is 93 yrs old, but hey if we wants to come back, thats great. It will stop Holgrem from using his powers to over step me a draft a kicker in the third round" he added " speaking of third round, you all here like Eric Metcalf right? well james from the Ducks is the next Metcalf and we will draft him in the third if he is there"

    * What is the state of the Cleveland Browns?

    " look I am tired of this losing shit as well as everyone else in this room..That is why you will see we will be going nuts this off season. We will do what ever it takes to make it happen"

    WOW BIG STATEMENTS FROM OUR GM

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