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  • I want to see rappers...

    Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody!
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  • Zombo said:

    It's gay ... can we leave it at that?

    Zombo

    😛

    All the way from Torino to Cleveland: GO BROWNS!!!!!!!

  • Obituary should be on that stage!

    All the way from Torino to Cleveland: GO BROWNS!!!!!!!

  • Green Day is also very good live. Or a band like Coldplay. They would be quite good and have massive appeal from adults and the younger generation.

  • Play me some ALABAMA, NOT madonna.

    "sigh" OTH, it's ok, you can go to the bathroom and not miss anything during hafltime.... @@

  • VaporTrailV VaporTrail

    I really don't understand why Green Day hasn't had a halftime show. They're not my favorite band by any means, but old people know enough to have heard of them, Armstrong's voice isn't shot (like say, everyone in the Who), and they're pretty damn popular in younger generations. Who the fuck wants to listen to a pop star in the twilight of her career while watching a football game?

    @vaportrail said:

    I really don't understand why Green Day hasn't had a halftime show. They're not my favorite band by any means, but old people know enough to have heard of them, Armstrong's voice isn't shot (like say, everyone in the Who), and they're pretty damn popular in younger generations. Who the fuck wants to listen to a pop star in the twilight of her career while watching a football game?

    That would be the old fogies selecting the talent. Problem is Janet Jackson and Timberlake shot the young crowd in the foot (or more accurately the boob) by the little wardrobe malfunction. The NFL will make certain that never happens again.

    If you asked the over 50 crowd, I'd bet 90% of them couldn't name a single Green Day song. The Rappers will get their shot when they're as old as Madonna. 🙂

    BTW, not a Madonna fan at all, but I thought the Halftime show was at least tolerable.

  • I'm just waiting for that day when Slayer gets to play the halftime show.

  • I would rather see someone like David Gilmour play, or the Foo Fighters, or NIN, or GNR. Guns N Roses just did a show at the Covelli Centre not too long ago and someone I know went and said it was a great show. EDIT didn't watch one second of the halftime this year.

  • I could get on board for the Foo Fighters. I'm surprised they haven't gone country recently. Get Garth Brooks or George Strait out of retirement. If you don't like those two you don't love America or freedom......or America

  • The only reason they put her on that stage is so that people like Ghoolie who are over 50, fat, bald, and havn't been laid in the last 30 years will stick around to watch some half naked woman shake her ass when most people change the channel.

    Once again Ghoolies wrong and im right. This is getting a little old.

  • @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    If someone were to look at you, and try to target what they thought you would want to hear, this is the shit they would come up with. YOU, are the target market, pal. I didn't even bother wasting my time watching the game.

    That said, let me provide you with some education about musical production at events such as the SB.

    1) The performace quality, live or otherwise, WAS exactly as you saw it. Big, impotent, disconnected and in a word, lousy.

    2) People in crowds are lemmings and usually drunk lemmings. Regardless of how bad the half-time performance is, the average NFL attendee, that is to say, people like you, don't have any training or knowledge to judge the quality of a musical performance anyway.

    Case in point, the labels, networks and other media keep shoveling the same kind of shit to... people like YOU, and people like you continue to waste their lives paying attention to this shit.

    3) 15 year old girls don't purchase Madonna. Girls who were 15 20 years ago purchase madonna. This would be? That's right, pimple dick............ YOUR generation.

    4) Being that I understand and earn a good portion of my income from music royalties, let me explain how a has-been like Madonna comes to take center stage at the 46th SB.

    Again remember, people who attend big events are lemmings. Once again, you are in this demographic. No matter what shit they put on, the crowd, all high on booze, drugs and teh excitement of the SB will walk away talking about how FANTASTIC the 1/2 time show was. Oh, they will assure you.......... you had to be there to really appreciate it.

    Yes, even though the accoustics at an NFL stadium are as much as 270 degrees out of phase, and offer as much as

    1.25 seconds of delayed echo and reverb; yes, even though the noise floor at a halftime is a minimum of 105 dB, and the require volume places the music louder than even a set of well-trained ears (this is whare I would come in) could discern.................... and you have a playground for the biggest pile of bullshit shoveled since the networks proclaimed Bernie Kosar to be super intelligent and a great businessman (he's broke).

    Trust me, the halftime show was shit. Even more so live because what TV audiences heard was the cleaner, more refined mix through the mixing console.

    5) If you want to know how an old whole like Madonna came to be chosen, all you need to do is research a wee bit as to who owns her publishing rights, mechanical rights and syncronization rights. The royalties on a new release? Given the audience size was and will continue to be in replay,,,,,,,, HUGE.

    Put a new comer, independent artist in there? Ah, not so much.

    Madonna was chosen SPECIFICALLY because the demographic who made her wealthy, was the majority demographic watching the SB tonight. HAd Madonna released a new CD/single on regular media, she would have been lucky to sell 250,000 copies, not enough to break even on the project.

    HOWEVER, given teh size and demographic of the people watching the game? They will be buying SB memerobilia throughout the year. And I promise you, women your age will all be squeeling and saying OMG at Best Buy when they see the old whor'e ne release on the shelves.

    That's how it works, pimple dick.

    Guy gets an article published in Accordion Queers Weekly and thinks he's "in the business".

    I once read a book about animals, let me tell you how being an aardvark works.

    I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride
    👍

  • Kid rock?

    "We are Americans. We don't quit doing something because it's wrong. We just keep doing the wrong thing till it turns out right." Browns maybe the most American Football team ever.

  • ^ Good choice...

    Being the father of one of those "15 yo's 20 years ago", I had high hopes for Madonna, but when the highlight of your show is your entrance... 😳

    To pull off a performance in a SB halftime show the #1 priority is sustained energy...

    Madonna entered with it...

    Madonna closed with it...

    But the middle sagged like a pair of 53-yo boobs...

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  • I'm a fan and player, so be embarrassed

    Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody!
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  • 2013 superbowl: NWA reunion.

  • 2 Live Crew!

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  • MLD WoodyM MLD Woody

    I'm a fan and player, so be embarrassed

    @mld-woody said:

    I'm a fan and player, so be embarrassed

    I'm embarrassed for you that you'd mention it here.

    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...

  • I'm not

    Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody!
  • VaporTrailV VaporTrail

    I really don't understand why Green Day hasn't had a halftime show. They're not my favorite band by any means, but old people know enough to have heard of them, Armstrong's voice isn't shot (like say, everyone in the Who), and they're pretty damn popular in younger generations. Who the fuck wants to listen to a pop star in the twilight of her career while watching a football game?

    @vaportrail said:

    I really don't understand why Green Day hasn't had a halftime show. They're not my favorite band by any means, but old people know enough to have heard of them, Armstrong's voice isn't shot (like say, everyone in the Who), and they're pretty damn popular in younger generations. Who the fuck wants to listen to a pop star in the twilight of her career while watching a football game?

    People here are so uninformed.

    This is the SUPERBOWL...and for its halftime show it is going for SUPERSTARS.

    That is why you see the headliners being.....The Who. The Rolling Stones. Bruce Springsteen. Madonna. Paul McCartney.

    It isn't the mediocre Bowl, and they are not going for mediocre stars.

    They can bring in supporting groups like Ce Lo Green or whomever..

    but the Headliner, now, is going to be a well established persona...and likely a Rock n Roll Hall of Fame act.

    Here is something all y'all might like to consider. Until 1990, the top name acts that appeared at the halftime show of the Super Bowl included the following:

    Up With People....5 times

    Carol Channing

    Andy Williams

    Disney's "Its a Small World"

    Ella Fitzgerald

    Al Hirt

    Mickey Rooney

    George Burns

    Pete Fountain

    The Rockettes.

    Chubby Checker

    and various College bands.

    At that time, they started "getting hip". They starting booking acts like:

    1991: New Kids on the Block

    1992: Gloria Estafan

    1993:Michael Jackson

    1994: Country stars Tanya Tucker, Clint Black, The Judds

    1995: Patti LaBelle and Teddy Pendergrast

    1996: Diana Ross

    1997:The Blues Brothers (post Belushi)

    1998: Motown acts Smokey Robinson, The Temptaions, Martha Reeves

    1999: Chaka Khan, Stevie Wonder, Kiss

    2000: Phil Collins and Christina Aguilera

    2001: Aerosmith, N'Sync, Britney Spears, Mary J. Blige and Nelly

    2002: U2

    2003: Shania Twain, No Doubt, Sting

    Then came the "wardrobe" malfunction year of 2004 when they had big stars Janet Jackson and he boobs and Justin Timberlake. The SuperBowl committee obviously decided they had come too far with the attempt to appeal to the "new,hip" kids. Besides, the rating were not as good. So, what did they do? They decided they no longer needed "B" class stars. They needed Superstars. The best that ever was, and ones that wouldn't be controversial. So, you got:

    2005: Paul McCartney

    2006: The Rolling Stones

    2007: Prince

    2008: Tom Petty

    2009: Bruce Springsteen

    2010: The Who

    2011: They decided to once again go current with Blackeyed Peas and Usher, it went OK.

    2012: They decided to mix it up: old school: Madonna. Newer school: Celo Green, Nikki Minaj

    But they also included this performer called "M.I.A." who first gave the finger on stage, then used "shit" in her language.

    So, for all of you claiming that you want newer acts....this "M.I.A." just screwed that up for you. Because of he BS, you can now expect another diet of all time...but older greats.

    How do you like this fare for future lineups, if some of them live that long:

    Bob Dylan

    Tina Turner

    Van Morrison

    Elton John (he did a commercial for yesterday, why not the show?)

    Rod Stewart

    Neil Young

    David Bowie

    Joni Mitchell

    The Eagles

    Fleetwood Mac

    Santana

    Billy Joel

    James Taylor

    Aerosmith

    Paul Simon

    Elvis Costello

    Bob Seger

    The Pretenders

    R.E.M

    John Mellencamp

    Neil Diamond

    Guns n Roses

    Red Hot Chili Peppers

    So, be glad with these.... and STFU or maybe the Super Bowl will bring back Up With People and Andy Williams types...(you want Michael Buble?)

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  • Great... love catering to the baby boomers

    Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody!
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