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I Am Jeff Reed

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  • Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out wrote on
    #1

    's bodyguard right now at my job.

    I hate my life.

    I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride
  • Z Zombo wrote on
    #2

    When you google "douchebag kicker" you get pictures of Jeff Reed.

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  • Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out wrote on
    #3

    Truly living up to his douchbag status, he left and tipped me absolutely fucking nothing.

    I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride
  • miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on
    #4

    what season of jershey shore was he in?

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  • ClevelandFanForLifeC ClevelandFanForLife wrote on
    #5

    My uncle is the head security guard at the Pittsburgh arena and Jeff Reid used to go to Penguins games and other events all the time. He hated him because he would always show up drunk and obnoxious and hit on high school girls. He even played the "do you know who I am" card a couple of times. Total douche.

    Sidenote: why the hell does this guy still need a bodyguard?

    once a fan, always a fan. married to a steeler fan. aaaaaaaaah! --andy
  • Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out wrote on
    #6

    I work in a dueling piano nightclub in Myrtle Beach and he showed up pissass drunk and his brother asked me to "take care of them and make sure nobody messed with them" and they would "take care of me".

    He then proceeded to get even more shitfaced and decided the clubs rules didn't apply to him, dancing with girls on stage, trying to sing with the performers and all around being a douchebag.

    At the end of the night, I half-walked, half-carried him out the back door so nobody would hound him or get pictures and they completely stiffed me.

    But I did get a sound clip of our Raven fan pianist singing "it's a small dick" about him while he was on stage, so it was kind of worth it.

    I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride
  • G Gafreleets wrote on
    #7

    why the hell is anyone even talking about jeff reed anymore? does he even kick in the NFL now? i heard he went to SF but i thought i heard he got cut too. but seriously, who cares?

    with all i've heard about Big Ben being a rapist and i go to a online sex offender registry and look up cleveland and Pittsburgh and what do i find? cleveland has a CRAP load more sex offenders (and expecially child molesters) than Pittsburgh.......over 4X as many over all. 2055 of them to Pittsburgh's 421. www.familywatchdog.us better never hear one of you date raping, can't get a woman with my tiny peep unless i hold her down, child molesting hypocrits say anything else about Ben.
  • G Gafreleets

    why the hell is anyone even talking about jeff reed anymore? does he even kick in the NFL now? i heard he went to SF but i thought i heard he got cut too. but seriously, who cares?

    Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out wrote on
    #8

    @gafreleets said:

    why the hell is anyone even talking about jeff reed anymore? does he even kick in the NFL now? i heard he went to SF but i thought i heard he got cut too. but seriously, who cares?

    That's the point. Why does he need a bodyguard?

    He walked and stage and was introduced and nobody knew who he was or even clapped. It's bad enough being a douchebag when you're famous, but being a washed up douchebag is unfathomable.

    I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride
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  • BendMeOverB BendMeOver wrote on
    #9

    I think you were supposed to protect the paper towel dispensers in the restrooms from Jeff Reed.

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