Illegal
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Illegal
I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross border, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, “You come no more,
We send cash right to your door.”
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.
They come in rags and Chebby trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbor’s patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
“Find more aliens for house to rent.”
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family quick like bunny,
Then they too draw the welfare money!
Everything is mucho good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby—it’s called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us, they can go,
Got lots of room in Mexico!
Note: My apologies to all those legal immigrants who came in search of freedom and followed the rules. That’s how my ancestors got here too!
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You intended that to be funny I hope, well done!
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It's like a never ending free trip to the hospital and Golden Corral, huh?
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No way the nice gal in the pic is a liberal. Think Helen Thomas people!
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Oh Lord that's a frightening image! Make me unsee that please.
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libs treat illegals like they're children and need their mommies or something. I'm gonna create a prosthetic milking device that's big enough to feed a family of 10 illegals from 1 boob of a liberal, but liberals are big enough boobs
libs treat illegals like they're children and need their mommies or something. I'm gonna create a prosthetic milking device that's big enough to feed a family of 10 illegals from 1 boob of a liberal, but liberals are big enough boobs
Oh boy, they look nice now but in twenty years those puppies will be dragging on the ground.
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