Some Browns jokes
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@inspecta said:
Geez, I thought I would hear an original joke, but it's no surprise that 3 steeler fans and a pats fan can't put 4 brain cells together to come up with one.Yo doosh
I didnt see you post a joke.
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A Western Pennsylvania Steeler fan is trying out for the Steelers. His lifelong dream.
So, hes sitting in the locker room checking out the other players packages, when Willie Parker enters the room and says "Hey, $hit for brains, coach Tomlin wants to see you in his office right away."
The wannabe player enters Tomlins office and sits down. Tomlin says "Were cutting down to 65 players and you have to get your crap and go. Why are you even here? Youre IQ is lower than Big Bens and hes the cutoff point at 65. Dont come back here either"
Seething mad, now the ex player (and fan) is driving out of town when he sees a bar and pulls over.
He opens the door, enters and slams it as hard as he can. Then yells "The Pittbsburgh Steelers and all their f-cking fans are a bunch of axxholes"
Just then, a 450 pound tub of a man sitting at the bar stands up and says "Say what? I'm offended by that"
Why, are you a Steeler Fan? Says the ex player.
No, I'm an axxhole.
A Western Pennsylvania Steeler fan is trying out for the Steelers. His lifelong dream.
So, hes sitting in the locker room checking out the other players packages, when Willie Parker enters the room and says "Hey, $hit for brains, coach Tomlin wants to see you in his office right away."
The wannabe player enters Tomlins office and sits down. Tomlin says "Were cutting down to 65 players and you have to get your crap and go. Why are you even here? Youre IQ is lower than Big Bens and hes the cutoff point at 65. Dont come back here either"
Seething mad, now the ex player (and fan) is driving out of town when he sees a bar and pulls over.
He opens the door, enters and slams it as hard as he can. Then yells "The Pittbsburgh Steelers and all their f-cking fans are a bunch of axxholes"
Just then, a 450 pound tub of a man sitting at the bar stands up and says "Say what? I'm offended by that"
Why, are you a Steeler Fan? Says the ex player.
No, I'm an axxhole.
keep trying....
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What you call dopey the dwarf and the steelers team??
Drug Dealers and the druggies
( Thats the only reason they are so far in the playoffs Ben painpills and the rest on the roids and coke)What you call dopey the dwarf and the steelers team??
Drug Dealers and the druggies
( Thats the only reason they are so far in the playoffs Ben painpills and the rest on the roids and coke)ha ha ha....NOT.
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-Why is Ohio so windy?
Because Michigan Blows and Pittsburgh Sucks!
-A Browns fan, a Steelers fan and a Titans fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!
However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Titans fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Titans fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.
The Steelers fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Steelers fan out crying like a little girl.
The Browns fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Browns fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.
"Tie the Steelers fan to my back."
-Why is Ohio so windy?
Because Michigan Blows and Pittsburgh Sucks!
-A Browns fan, a Steelers fan and a Titans fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!
However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Titans fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Titans fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.
The Steelers fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Steelers fan out crying like a little girl.
The Browns fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Browns fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.
"Tie the Steelers fan to my back."
ha ha ha...THAT is a Good Joke. We may have to "Tweek" It when I tell it though.
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@yeahdaisafuturehofer... said:
Here are a few jokes:The Browns offense
The Browns defense
Braylon Edwards
Kellen Winslow
The Browns fans
For some reason I remembering argueing with you the other day and you saying " I never type anything unless im defending the Steelers on this board, I knew that wasnt true then and not now either, can you leave already? you are a loser, do you understand this? I honestly feel sorry for you, Do you have any friends at all? Please get a life and ask the Steelers board if they will actually let you talk on there
For some reason I remembering argueing with you the other day and you saying " I never type anything unless im defending the Steelers on this board, I knew that wasnt true then and not now either, can you leave already? you are a loser, do you understand this? I honestly feel sorry for you, Do you have any friends at all? Please get a life and ask the Steelers board if they will actually let you talk on there
Your are right. I did make a joke which wasn't in direct defense of the Steelers. Although, that joke was pretty harmless and just out of good fun.
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For some reason I remembering argueing with you the other day and you saying " I never type anything unless im defending the Steelers on this board, I knew that wasnt true then and not now either, can you leave already? you are a loser, do you understand this? I honestly feel sorry for you, Do you have any friends at all? Please get a life and ask the Steelers board if they will actually let you talk on there
Your are right. I did make a joke which wasn't in direct defense of the Steelers. Although, that joke was pretty harmless and just out of good fun.
Your are right. I did make a joke which wasn't in direct defense of the Steelers. Although, that joke was pretty harmless and just out of good fun.
my point was, i have seen alot of posts from you that are not in your words "defending the steelers", regardless of how harmless and out of good fun you think it was, just like alot of our posts about the Steelers are out of good fun, but I guess you dont see that the same way huh?
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@inspecta said:
I didn't start the thread asswipe.Then STFU whiny b*tch
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Browns sitting at home again during the playoffs. Now that's funny in and of itself!
sorry ass losers.
I Love Boy George -
Your are right. I did make a joke which wasn't in direct defense of the Steelers. Although, that joke was pretty harmless and just out of good fun.
my point was, i have seen alot of posts from you that are not in your words "defending the steelers", regardless of how harmless and out of good fun you think it was, just like alot of our posts about the Steelers are out of good fun, but I guess you dont see that the same way huh?
my point was, i have seen alot of posts from you that are not in your words "defending the steelers", regardless of how harmless and out of good fun you think it was, just like alot of our posts about the Steelers are out of good fun, but I guess you dont see that the same way huh?
Saying the Browns offense is a joke and blindy saying the Steeler are on roids are two different things.
Saying Bralyon is a joke (which many of you guys on here agree with) and hoping Bens head injury is very serious are two different things.
Saying Browns fans are a joke while Browns fans say we are rednecks( weird since we have internet access) and say we are fairweather bandwagoners (also weird since we sold out every game for nearly four decade) are two different things.
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Browns sitting at home again during the playoffs. Now that's funny in and of itself!
sorry ass losers.
Browns sitting at home again during the playoffs. Now that's funny in and of itself!
sorry ass losers.
Your team in the AFC Championship game and you are on our board fighting with us and making new topics how you don't think we are a rival to you guys.
This is honestly the funniest joke I have heard yet, you guys worrying about us when we are sitting at home and you guys are in the Championship game LOL!!!!
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Rich gets driven insane and can't stop mumbling about Gwen Stephanie, but even a thread filled with Browns jokes survives on the ole Browns Board ...
(Insert theme music)
What a whacky place to love .... always keep'em guessing ....
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Browns sitting at home again during the playoffs. Now that's funny in and of itself!
sorry ass losers.
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I was avoiding this thread....
..... but
How do you stop a Cleveland Brown from masturbating?
Paint his dick black and gold and he'll never beat it again.
A stains fan, a rats fan and a bungles fan (all wearing their respective teams hats) are driving along when suddenly they spot a nude, dead woman lying on the edge of a cornfield. They get out and make sure she's dead when the rats fan takes his hat off and puts it on her left boob. The bungles fan takes his hat off and puts it on her right boob while the stains fan takes his hat off and puts it on her vagine. They call the cops and when a cop arrives he proceeds with his inspection. He lifts the rats hat, thinks for a second and puts it back. He does the same with the bungles hat. He then lifts the stains hat and looks. Puts it back, lifts it and looks. Puts it back and repeats this one more time. The rats fan says "hey, what are you some kind of perv?". The cop says "no, I'm confused - every time I look under a Browns hat I see an asshole".
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I was avoiding this thread....
..... but
How do you stop a Cleveland Brown from masturbating?
Paint his dick black and gold and he'll never beat it again.
A stains fan, a rats fan and a bungles fan (all wearing their respective teams hats) are driving along when suddenly they spot a nude, dead woman lying on the edge of a cornfield. They get out and make sure she's dead when the rats fan takes his hat off and puts it on her left boob. The bungles fan takes his hat off and puts it on her right boob while the stains fan takes his hat off and puts it on her vagine. They call the cops and when a cop arrives he proceeds with his inspection. He lifts the rats hat, thinks for a second and puts it back. He does the same with the bungles hat. He then lifts the stains hat and looks. Puts it back, lifts it and looks. Puts it back and repeats this one more time. The rats fan says "hey, what are you some kind of perv?". The cop says "no, I'm confused - every time I look under a Browns hat I see an asshole".
Steeler SChuck said:
I was avoiding this thread......... but
How do you stop a Cleveland Brown from masturbating?
Paint his dick black and gold and he'll never beat it again.
A stains fan, a rats fan and a bungles fan (all wearing their respective teams hats) are driving along when suddenly they spot a nude, dead woman lying on the edge of a cornfield. They get out and make sure she's dead when the rats fan takes his hat off and puts it on her left boob. The bungles fan takes his hat off and puts it on her right boob while the stains fan takes his hat off and puts it on her vagine. They call the cops and when a cop arrives he proceeds with his inspection. He lifts the rats hat, thinks for a second and puts it back. He does the same with the bungles hat. He then lifts the stains hat and looks. Puts it back, lifts it and looks. Puts it back and repeats this one more time. The rats fan says "hey, what are you some kind of perv?". The cop says "no, I'm confused - every time I look under a Browns hat I see an asshole".
You shoulda Avoided it Chuck ! Not too late to Delete it.... I have done it before.... It sounds so much better in your head sometimes.
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Steeler SChuck said:
I was avoiding this thread......... but
How do you stop a Cleveland Brown from masturbating?
Paint his dick black and gold and he'll never beat it again.
A stains fan, a rats fan and a bungles fan (all wearing their respective teams hats) are driving along when suddenly they spot a nude, dead woman lying on the edge of a cornfield. They get out and make sure she's dead when the rats fan takes his hat off and puts it on her left boob. The bungles fan takes his hat off and puts it on her right boob while the stains fan takes his hat off and puts it on her vagine. They call the cops and when a cop arrives he proceeds with his inspection. He lifts the rats hat, thinks for a second and puts it back. He does the same with the bungles hat. He then lifts the stains hat and looks. Puts it back, lifts it and looks. Puts it back and repeats this one more time. The rats fan says "hey, what are you some kind of perv?". The cop says "no, I'm confused - every time I look under a Browns hat I see an asshole".
You shoulda Avoided it Chuck ! Not too late to Delete it.... I have done it before.... It sounds so much better in your head sometimes.
FREAKofSTEEL08 said:
You shoulda Avoided it Chuck ! Not too late to Delete it.... I have done it before.... It sounds so much better in your head sometimes.OK - I'll delete my post if you delete yours, to hide the evidence.
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I was avoiding this thread....
..... but
How do you stop a Cleveland Brown from masturbating?
Paint his dick black and gold and he'll never beat it again.
A stains fan, a rats fan and a bungles fan (all wearing their respective teams hats) are driving along when suddenly they spot a nude, dead woman lying on the edge of a cornfield. They get out and make sure she's dead when the rats fan takes his hat off and puts it on her left boob. The bungles fan takes his hat off and puts it on her right boob while the stains fan takes his hat off and puts it on her vagine. They call the cops and when a cop arrives he proceeds with his inspection. He lifts the rats hat, thinks for a second and puts it back. He does the same with the bungles hat. He then lifts the stains hat and looks. Puts it back, lifts it and looks. Puts it back and repeats this one more time. The rats fan says "hey, what are you some kind of perv?". The cop says "no, I'm confused - every time I look under a Browns hat I see an asshole".
Steeler SChuck said:
I was avoiding this thread......... but
How do you stop a Cleveland Brown from masturbating?
Paint his dick black and gold and he'll never beat it again.
A stains fan, a rats fan and a bungles fan (all wearing their respective teams hats) are driving along when suddenly they spot a nude, dead woman lying on the edge of a cornfield. They get out and make sure she's dead when the rats fan takes his hat off and puts it on her left boob. The bungles fan takes his hat off and puts it on her right boob while the stains fan takes his hat off and puts it on her vagine. They call the cops and when a cop arrives he proceeds with his inspection. He lifts the rats hat, thinks for a second and puts it back. He does the same with the bungles hat. He then lifts the stains hat and looks. Puts it back, lifts it and looks. Puts it back and repeats this one more time. The rats fan says "hey, what are you some kind of perv?". The cop says "no, I'm confused - every time I look under a Browns hat I see an asshole".
SAVED for posterity!
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Steeler SChuck said:
I was avoiding this thread......... but
How do you stop a Cleveland Brown from masturbating?
Paint his dick black and gold and he'll never beat it again.
A stains fan, a rats fan and a bungles fan (all wearing their respective teams hats) are driving along when suddenly they spot a nude, dead woman lying on the edge of a cornfield. They get out and make sure she's dead when the rats fan takes his hat off and puts it on her left boob. The bungles fan takes his hat off and puts it on her right boob while the stains fan takes his hat off and puts it on her vagine. They call the cops and when a cop arrives he proceeds with his inspection. He lifts the rats hat, thinks for a second and puts it back. He does the same with the bungles hat. He then lifts the stains hat and looks. Puts it back, lifts it and looks. Puts it back and repeats this one more time. The rats fan says "hey, what are you some kind of perv?". The cop says "no, I'm confused - every time I look under a Browns hat I see an asshole".
SAVED for posterity!
SAVED for posterity!
Ah, I was just xxxxing with him to see if he would delete his post.
Just like your team does oh so often, you botched the execution.
Regards
... an'at
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