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  • how can anyone truly evaluate shurmur as a head coach (and i'm no fan) when his fat assed puppet master is sitting in the king's chair at the board meeting table? do you REALLY think shurmur is the mastermind behind everything that happens on sunday? for christ's sake they don't even let childress call the plays even though that's why they brought him in here.

    no shurmur will do as he is told until that fat fuck is finally out of cleveland and can no longer control things. unfortunately for shurmur that will be about the same time he gets his one way ticket out of town.

    p.s. FUCK HOLMGREN!!!! fat fucking piece of shit. worse hire ever.

    @miktoxic said:

    how can anyone truly evaluate shurmur as a head coach (and i'm no fan) when his fat assed puppet master is sitting in the king's chair at the board meeting table? do you REALLY think shurmur is the mastermind behind everything that happens on sunday? for christ's sake they don't even let childress call the plays even though that's why they brought him in here.

    no shurmur will do as he is told until that fat fuck is finally out of cleveland and can no longer control things. unfortunately for shurmur that will be about the same time he gets his one way ticket out of town.

    p.s. FUCK HOLMGREN!!!! fat fucking piece of shit. worse hire ever.

    You sound like you don't like him maybe?

  • >>p.s. FUCK HOLMGREN!!!! fat fucking piece of shit. worse hire ever.[/b]>>

    Don't hold it in, Mik. Sugarcoating not allowed.

  • The one mistake I think Holmgren made was the hire of his friends kid, but it was a big mistake because he fucking sucks as a head coach.

  • I like McDaniels also. Maybe his experience in Denver could have calmed him down somewhat. Maybe going back to Bill and Brady will help him see where he failed in Denver.

    @browns149 said:

    I like McDaniels also. Maybe his experience in Denver could have calmed him down somewhat. Maybe going back to Bill and Brady will help him see where he failed in Denver.

    i like him too, as an offensive coordinator. i also agree with zombo that that is all shurmur will be. we've got enough ex-head coaches on staff already that if you shuffle things around and either let jauron or childress take over as HC you hire mcdaniels as off. coordinator (not saying he'd be my pick just saying) or some other young gun hot shot to take over the defense if jauron was promoted.

    i really don't think this whole thing needs to be blown up.

    hell i'd give shurmur another year as long as you know who is no longer around.

  • The one mistake I think Holmgren made was the hire of his friends kid, but it was a big mistake because he fucking sucks as a head coach.

    @brown-skids said:

    The one mistake I think Holmgren made was the hire of his friends kid, but it was a big mistake because he fucking sucks as a head coach.

    The one mistake??? Holmgren didn't do jack shit! He gave inspirational speaches after each season.

    The fatass is looking to get back into coaching again now that he has had the last 3 years off.

  • man, i love the browns to death but if they decided to put holmgren on the sidelines i just might give up the 30+ years of rooting for and defending the name of this team.

    why don't we just hire al grohl and be done with it. we can pick #'s to see who jumps off the suicide bridge first.

  • No way they put holmgren on the sidelines. He's already said he's out the door. If this happened it would be a first indication that the new group is no better than the last.

  • @brown-skids said:

    The one mistake I think Holmgren made was the hire of his friends kid, but it was a big mistake because he fucking sucks as a head coach.

    The one mistake??? Holmgren didn't do jack shit! He gave inspirational speaches after each season.

    The fatass is looking to get back into coaching again now that he has had the last 3 years off.

    @wrrebel said:

    The one mistake??? Holmgren didn't do jack shit! He gave inspirational speaches after each season.

    The fatass is looking to get back into coaching again now that he has had the last 3 years off.

    This team is definitely more talented than before. You can't deny that.

  • @wrrebel said:

    The one mistake??? Holmgren didn't do jack shit! He gave inspirational speaches after each season.

    The fatass is looking to get back into coaching again now that he has had the last 3 years off.

    This team is definitely more talented than before. You can't deny that.

    @brown-skids said:

    This team is definitely more talented than before. You can't deny that.

    than before what?

  • @brown-skids said:

    This team is definitely more talented than before. You can't deny that.

    than before what?

    @miktoxic said:

    than before what?

    The year before he took over.

  • I just wish shurmur hadn't abandoned the run. The 4th down punt didn't bother me too much as the Colts went 3 and out...I can't really blame a guy for trusting his defense over his offense. If the offense develops some kind of consistency and stops losing games with dropped passes/transparent play-calling they will become trustworthy. I'm not defending Shurmur and will be very surprised if he isn't fired soon but my main beef is dropped passes(especially when the game is on the line). Overall, however, I'm certainly not as upset as most Brown's fans appear to be. How many people honestly saw this as a playoff contending team? This team is too young to play a full game, but I am interested to see how the chemistry of the team grows as the new owner gets a new HC and probably a pretty valuable draft pick.

  • @miktoxic said:

    than before what?

    The year before he took over.

    @brown-skids said:

    The year before he took over.

    Actually we are younger than before and have higher upside. But honestly 3 years and we aren't winning. look at our drafts, by no means have we hit homeruns with our picks.

    Please don't tell me because a guy starts for us he is a good draft pick.

  • man, i love the browns to death but if they decided to put holmgren on the sidelines i just might give up the 30+ years of rooting for and defending the name of this team.

    why don't we just hire al grohl and be done with it. we can pick #'s to see who jumps off the suicide bridge first.

    @miktoxic said:

    man, i love the browns to death but if they decided to put holmgren on the sidelines i just might give up the 30+ years of rooting for and defending the name of this team.

    why don't we just hire al grohl and be done with it. we can pick #'s to see who jumps off the suicide bridge first.

    Is Bruce Coslett available? 😎

  • @brown-skids said:

    The year before he took over.

    Actually we are younger than before and have higher upside. But honestly 3 years and we aren't winning. look at our drafts, by no means have we hit homeruns with our picks.

    Please don't tell me because a guy starts for us he is a good draft pick.

    @wrrebel said:

    Actually we are younger than before and have higher upside. But honestly 3 years and we aren't winning. look at our drafts, by no means have we hit homeruns with our picks.

    Please don't tell me because a guy starts for us he is a good draft pick.

    How many homerun picks can you name from the last 3 drafts?

  • @wrrebel said:

    Actually we are younger than before and have higher upside. But honestly 3 years and we aren't winning. look at our drafts, by no means have we hit homeruns with our picks.

    Please don't tell me because a guy starts for us he is a good draft pick.

    How many homerun picks can you name from the last 3 drafts?

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    How many homerun picks can you name from the last 3 drafts?

    Not as much homeruns but teams who were just as crappy and able to turn it around. Look at Seattle, Arizona even the Rams. The Vikings

    My point is Holmgren has had his time and hasn't turned to corner. We are again at the cross roads. We are a very young team and have some talent. When i look at our defense besides Haden no one really stands out. Now you don't always need players to stand out if you are playing well as a unit but we aren't doing that either..

    Holmgren, Heckert and shurmur should all be shown the door. Lets get the right guys in here who wont make this a 10 year plan to have a 500 record.

    We are so desperate for any signs we are grasping a positives. We are young.. big Fing dealing

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    How many homerun picks can you name from the last 3 drafts?

    Not as much homeruns but teams who were just as crappy and able to turn it around. Look at Seattle, Arizona even the Rams. The Vikings

    My point is Holmgren has had his time and hasn't turned to corner. We are again at the cross roads. We are a very young team and have some talent. When i look at our defense besides Haden no one really stands out. Now you don't always need players to stand out if you are playing well as a unit but we aren't doing that either..

    Holmgren, Heckert and shurmur should all be shown the door. Lets get the right guys in here who wont make this a 10 year plan to have a 500 record.

    We are so desperate for any signs we are grasping a positives. We are young.. big Fing dealing

    @wrrebel said:

    Not as much homeruns but teams who were just as crappy and able to turn it around. Look at Seattle, Arizona even the Rams. The Vikings

    My point is Holmgren has had his time and hasn't turned to corner. We are again at the cross roads. We are a very young team and have some talent. When i look at our defense besides Haden no one really stands out. Now you don't always need players to stand out if you are playing well as a unit but we aren't doing that either..

    Holmgren, Heckert and shurmur should all be shown the door. Lets get the right guys in here who wont make this a 10 year plan to have a 500 record.

    We are so desperate for any signs we are grasping a positives. We are young.. big Fing dealing

    seriously i don't think we are that bad. when healthy we have 2 dominant DLinemen, a very good and a decent DE, a shut-down corner and a good run stoppin safety. we are missing a couple of dominant LBs (we have a couple of young guys that are good and DQ if he can stay healthy) but i'd go defense with our first 3 picks next year unless there is a game changing WR staring us in the face.

    on offense i think all we really need is depth on the line and a fucking monster fullback.

  • @wrrebel said:

    Not as much homeruns but teams who were just as crappy and able to turn it around. Look at Seattle, Arizona even the Rams. The Vikings

    My point is Holmgren has had his time and hasn't turned to corner. We are again at the cross roads. We are a very young team and have some talent. When i look at our defense besides Haden no one really stands out. Now you don't always need players to stand out if you are playing well as a unit but we aren't doing that either..

    Holmgren, Heckert and shurmur should all be shown the door. Lets get the right guys in here who wont make this a 10 year plan to have a 500 record.

    We are so desperate for any signs we are grasping a positives. We are young.. big Fing dealing

    seriously i don't think we are that bad. when healthy we have 2 dominant DLinemen, a very good and a decent DE, a shut-down corner and a good run stoppin safety. we are missing a couple of dominant LBs (we have a couple of young guys that are good and DQ if he can stay healthy) but i'd go defense with our first 3 picks next year unless there is a game changing WR staring us in the face.

    on offense i think all we really need is depth on the line and a fucking monster fullback.

    @miktoxic said:

    seriously i don't think we are that bad. when healthy we have 2 dominant DLinemen, a very good and a decent DE, a shut-down corner and a good run stoppin safety. we are missing a couple of dominant LBs (we have a couple of young guys that are good and DQ if he can stay healthy) but i'd go defense with our first 3 picks next year unless there is a game changing WR staring us in the face.

    on offense i think all we really need is depth on the line and a fucking monster fullback.

    No we arent that bad but we arent good either. We have potenial with right coach and GM. I agree we need to draft defense and depth. We also need to sign a few free agents to challenge for starting spots.

    I will just be happy when Haslam gives these guys the boot

  • @miktoxic said:

    seriously i don't think we are that bad. when healthy we have 2 dominant DLinemen, a very good and a decent DE, a shut-down corner and a good run stoppin safety. we are missing a couple of dominant LBs (we have a couple of young guys that are good and DQ if he can stay healthy) but i'd go defense with our first 3 picks next year unless there is a game changing WR staring us in the face.

    on offense i think all we really need is depth on the line and a fucking monster fullback.

    No we arent that bad but we arent good either. We have potenial with right coach and GM. I agree we need to draft defense and depth. We also need to sign a few free agents to challenge for starting spots.

    I will just be happy when Haslam gives these guys the boot

    @wrrebel said:

    I will just be happy when Haslam gives these guys the boot

    let's just hope he doesn't break his leg when trying to kick that fat assed holmgren out the door. maybe he'll do us all a favor and wear some steel pointed cowboy boots and give the walrus an anal ejection.

  • As much as we all shit on Shurmur, got to give him credit on this one.

    Besides blowing our time outs he did pretty well.

    I loved how they got Richardson the ball on those quick pitches and draws instead of beating the dead horse up the middle all game.