Nickname For Stadium
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OK, it is officially going to First Energy Stadium. Fuck that. What are we REALLY going to call it....besides its silly corporate name....and besides what it truly is: simply Cleveland Browns Stadium.
We have to come up with something clever so that we can screw up all this corporate tie in bullshit.
What should fans call the stadium that would a. be appropriate and endearing to the fans and b. piss off those FE asshats.
I had state earlier: The Big Bug Zapper I am sure you all can be clever.
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The Big Electric Bill
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4th Energy Stadium?
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First Energy Stadium..powered by Cleveland Public Power
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The Grid.
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The toilet bowl. Where the Browns are bottom floaters.
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I heard last night "The PowerHouse"
I kinda like that...I'll add this...
Our offense is gonna light you up!
Now I just hope they can with Chuds new offense.
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don't know about the nickname (kinda like the grid). this could be the new (not logo) but merchandising image. anyone remember reddy kilowatt?:
and the tagline could be: "where lightning strikes twice".
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don't know about the nickname (kinda like the grid). this could be the new (not logo) but merchandising image. anyone remember reddy kilowatt?:
and the tagline could be: "where lightning strikes twice".
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@king-ghoolie-lives said:
The No Modell Hotel
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Just some energy-related words and ideas to keep the brainstorming going...
The...
Big Surge
Power Grid
Big Light Bulb
Generator
Factory of Shock
Palace of pollution
Flux Capacitor
Circuit Breaker
Shock of the North Shore
Lake Erie Lighthouse
Cleveland Conductor
Cleveland Circuit
Large Charge
Short Circuit
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How about this:
When the offense sputters: "This Brownout brought to you by First Energy
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Or if the defense kicks ass: "Megahertz Donut"
Or, again, if the team messes up: "They've gone off the Grid".
Or, just "The Big Battery"
Or, if they do get a really good offense: "Resistors are Futile"
If they do get a cheerleading squad they could be: "First Energy Bunnies"
At halftime of a really close game their coach cn say: we all need to meditate on our game plan, and lead a chant of "Ohm".
And they should steal from the Lions to get a corporate tie in with: "The Transformers".
Finally, yes...I like "The Flux Capacitor"....because then the Browns can go "Back to the Future" to either 1955 or 1985...years in which the Browns won the NFL title and their division respectively.
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and every timeout they can play....
"All Truth Passes Through Three stages. First, It Is Ridiculed, Second It Is Violently Opposed, And Third, It Is Accepted As Self-Evident" ~Arthur Schopenhauer -
Zombo said:
Ya ... I hear he was AC/DC .. if you know what I mean.
Fucker is all the wrong colors too...
[/b]Yea, I can't help but thinking that First Energy would have been better off buying naming rights to the Stadium in San Diego....given that teams name and logo.
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and every timeout they can play....
and every timeout they can play....
Yea, just what I envision Browns fans doing during timeouts: singing boogie oogie oogie.
Now, we can do better, can we not?
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