Dolphins Unveil New Logo; Uniforms
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1966-96: Studly Dolphin wearing a helmet ... three super bowls and playoffs practically every year.
1997-2012: Cartoon Dolphin wearing helmet trying to look all bad ass ... bad team.
2013: Artistic Dolphin without eyes or any football reference splashing about like he's in a tampon commercial ... may never win again.
Zombo
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It's not any less gay than their previous logo. Zombo, seriously now, if caring about apperances is gay, you must be one fat, schlubby, mother f'r, since apperances are gay to you.
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It's not any less gay than their previous logo. Zombo, seriously now, if caring about apperances is gay, you must be one fat, schlubby, mother f'r, since apperances are gay to you.
It's not any less gay than their previous logo. Zombo, seriously now, if caring about apperances is gay, you must be one fat, schlubby, mother f'r, since apperances are gay to you.
Appearances are important to me. I don't like for my football team to appear gay. That logo is flipping gay.
Zombo
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I'm pissed the dolphin isn't wearing a helmet anymore. That was the best part.
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It's not any less gay than their previous logo. Zombo, seriously now, if caring about apperances is gay, you must be one fat, schlubby, mother f'r, since apperances are gay to you.
Appearances are important to me. I don't like for my football team to appear gay. That logo is flipping gay.
Zombo
Zombo said:
Appearances are important to me. I don't like for my football team to appear gay. That logo is flipping gay.
Zombo
Bro...your avatar is the brownie elf. Easily one of the three gayest looking football logos of all time...right up there with the old buccaneer.
This shit ain't nothing to me, man. -
No matter the gender appearance I think that new logo just looks bad. It's 21st century but I really just don't think the dolphin looks good on there. I do hope the Browns do a minor update like this soon.
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Zombo said:
Appearances are important to me. I don't like for my football team to appear gay. That logo is flipping gay.
Zombo
Bro...your avatar is the brownie elf. Easily one of the three gayest looking football logos of all time...right up there with the old buccaneer.
Bro...your avatar is the brownie elf. Easily one of the three gayest looking football logos of all time...right up there with the old buccaneer.
Tried to think of a defensive comeback, but came up short
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Zombo said:
Appearances are important to me. I don't like for my football team to appear gay. That logo is flipping gay.
Zombo
Bro...your avatar is the brownie elf. Easily one of the three gayest looking football logos of all time...right up there with the old buccaneer.
Bro...your avatar is the brownie elf. Easily one of the three gayest looking football logos of all time...right up there with the old buccaneer.
Wow.
Who's your favorite football team?
The Brownie Elf is a holdover from the 50's, Jim Brown had it on his uniform. The elf is holding a football. Football. Not swimming through the seas like a gay dolphin in a tampon commercial.
It's OK for your logo not to be "tough": the Brownie elf, the Cubs, the Orioles ... none of the bird logos are particularily scary, just because you put a mean face on a bird, it's still a bird. But it's OK, because its symbolic.
THIS ... is gay:
I seriously would expect to see that on a box of tampons.
This was not designed by a heterosexual or a football fan.
It screams "vagina".
Recap:
Old School Elf holding football: Cool.
Vagina-inspired sea mammal flowing around the sun: Gay.
Zombo
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Dude. Google "worst football logos" guess what will be the very first result. Go on, guess.
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Bro...your avatar is the brownie elf. Easily one of the three gayest looking football logos of all time...right up there with the old buccaneer.
Wow.
Who's your favorite football team?
The Brownie Elf is a holdover from the 50's, Jim Brown had it on his uniform. The elf is holding a football. Football. Not swimming through the seas like a gay dolphin in a tampon commercial.
It's OK for your logo not to be "tough": the Brownie elf, the Cubs, the Orioles ... none of the bird logos are particularily scary, just because you put a mean face on a bird, it's still a bird. But it's OK, because its symbolic.
THIS ... is gay:
I seriously would expect to see that on a box of tampons.
This was not designed by a heterosexual or a football fan.
It screams "vagina".
Recap:
Old School Elf holding football: Cool.
Vagina-inspired sea mammal flowing around the sun: Gay.
Zombo
Zombo said:
Wow.
Who's your favorite football team?
The Brownie Elf is a holdover from the 50's, Jim Brown had it on his uniform. The elf is holding a football. Football. Not swimming through the seas like a gay dolphin in a tampon commercial.
It's OK for your logo not to be "tough": the Brownie elf, the Cubs, the Orioles ... none of the bird logos are particularily scary, just because you put a mean face on a bird, it's still a bird. But it's OK, because its symbolic.
THIS ... is gay:
I seriously would expect to see that on a box of tampons.
This was not designed by a heterosexual or a football fan.
It screams "vagina".
Recap:
Old School Elf holding football: Cool.
Vagina-inspired sea mammal flowing around the sun: Gay.
Zombo
Logo designs are becoming more minimalist. The Dolphins were on the right track, but didnt quite nail it.
The Brownie elf can look cool, it has potential. But it's a holdover from a different era of design and it just doesn't hold up well today.
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I respect your love of the browns z, but go ahead and put the elf in black and purple what do you think of it then?
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Dude. Google "worst football logos" guess what will be the very first result. Go on, guess.
Dude. Google "worst football logos" guess what will be the very first result. Go on, guess.
I didn't say the logo was "bad", I said it was "gay".
Google gayest football logos. Then Google it again next week and you'll see the tampon box dolphin.
Zombo
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I respect your love of the browns z, but go ahead and put the elf in black and purple what do you think of it then?
I respect your love of the browns z, but go ahead and put the elf in black and purple what do you think of it then?
I'd think someone messed with a football icon.
And if I was a Dolphin fan I'd be pissed they took away the Dolphin's helmet and made him a Kotex salesman.
Zombo
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Their old logo was both gay and absurd then. Why the fuck would a dolphin have a helmet?
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Their old logo was both gay and absurd then. Why the fuck would a dolphin have a helmet?
Their old logo was both gay and absurd then. Why the fuck would a dolphin have a helmet?
For the same reason an elf has a football, a man has a head that is a baseball (Reds), a dinosaur is dribbling a basketball (Raptors), and a Penguin is skating and holding a hockey stick ... because they are just fun symbols for incorporating the team name and the sport.
It's fun.
I used to drive to Cleveland as a kid and I'd see a 50 ft. tall red-faced Chief Wahoo swinging a bat. I knew Indians didn't really have bright red skin. I knew no one was throwing him a ball. I didn't question why he was swinging a bat because I was going to a fucking baseball game.
This Dolphin is not fun ... it's humorless, does not render the sport or the spirit of the team and it belongs on a box for Summer's Eve.
Zombo
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Their old logo was both gay and absurd then. Why the fuck would a dolphin have a helmet?
Their old logo was both gay and absurd then. Why the fuck would a dolphin have a helmet?
ABSURD....ABSURD...How bout thinking your 'favorite' team has the gayest logo. Don't try and get logical with that type of shit falling out of your jaws.
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