"name" Prospects
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Here are some NFL draft prospects whose names may not be forgotten on draft day:
Adam Smith, Eastern Washington. I can only assume he is an economics major.
Jason Pinkston, CB Ball St.. Say what? Browns should definitely pick him..or did they already?
Tyron Laughinghouse. There would never be a dull minute at training camp.
Rodrick "Let's Get Ready to" Rumble
Ben "Pickin'" Cotton
Omoregie "He's packing an" Uzzi
Marc Anthony...and his girlfriend Cleopatra
The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown.
Tyler "he gets an A for" Eifert.
Baccari "cocktail" Rambo "first blood" (not often you can get 2 out of one name)
Nick "mi casa su" Kasa
Theo "the Chronicles of" Riddick
PJ "ya follow" Lonergan (watch The Sting)
Adrien Bushell "Basket"
Brad Wing "and a Prayer"
"Yo" LaAdrian Waddle
Zeke "Whatsa" Motta "you"
Manase Foketi (yea, well the same to you buddy)
Damion "its hip to be" Square
Patrick Omameh "I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"
I think I will stop at that one.
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And now, of course, lest we forget, our new kicker, Brandon Bogatay Bogatay Bogatay Amen
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wow, how long did it take for you to come up with that? some funny shit. :lol:lol .
marc anthony and jennifer lopez and baccarri and coke are the 2 changes i would have made. IMO.
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2014 "Name" prospects:
Matt "Two Tickets To" Paradis
Jimmy "Simon" Legree
Will "Why do you rob banks....because that's where the money is" Sutton
Craig Sueing
Sydney Sarmiento "California"
Francis Bah "Humbug"
Will Shamburger "and Fries"
Andrew "Twenty Dollar Bill" Jackson
Jeremiah Attaochu "Geshundheit"
Michael Doctor "in the house"
Fou Fonoti....no pun, just liked the name
Kirby Van Der Kamp "Baked Beans"
Case "of beer" McCoy
Miles Osei "can you see"
Taylor "tickle me" Elmo
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I think I can get some real groaners right off the Browns current roster along these lines, some of which I have heretofore come up with and used:
Emanual "Bless you" Acho
Johnson Bad"ass"emosi
Brandon Bogatay...etc. (I have already hit this one a few times the last few days.)
Jason Campbell "Soup"
Josh "Mini" Cooper
Oneil "Aunts, Uncles and" Cousins
Kellen K3 Hall
LJ Fort "Ticonderoga" (or insert your favorite fort)
Josh "Flash" Gordon (or "Commissioner)
John Greco "Roman Wrestler"
Eric "Sea" Hagg
Montario "Canada" Hardesty
John "the Sausage King" Hughes
Ishmaly Kitchen "Cabinet"
Alex Mack "Truck"
The Artist formerly known as Prince Miller
Chris Oblong Bannana (credit to either Z or Howie for that one)
Brian Sanford "and Son"
Jake Schum "Bag"
The Schwartz
Buster Skrine "Door"
Brad Smelley Feet
And finally, naturally: Billy Winn "one for the Gipper"
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