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  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #1

    Here you go. Expecially for TC:

    1. What was the penalty in ancient Egypt for killing a cat?

    2. What is the most popular name for a dog?

    3. By how much can smoking shrink a man's penis?

    4. Vagina is actually a Latin term. What is the literal translation?

    5. What is a group of Kittens called?

    6. Which Beatles song contained an ultrasonic whistle audible only to dogs, inserted by Paul for his pet sheepdog? Hint: Sgt. Pepper

    7. What ratio of males are flexible enough to give themselve "oral pleasure", e.g 1 out of 2

    8.Catgut is used in tennis rackets and musical instruments. What animal(s) does catgut come from?

    9. A. Lyndon Johnson had a pet name for his penis...what was that name?

    B. He also said that his penis was "part ________" referring to a particular animal. What animal?

    10. Walt Disney owned a female dog. It was not called Goofy or Pluto. What was his dog's name?

    11.What is the Greek word for "Divine Goddess"?

    12. What did Julius Caesar, Henry II, and Napolean have in common that related to animals?

  • VagitronV Vagitron wrote on last edited by Vagitron
    #2

    What the xxxx gipper? This is going to go over like a ton of bricks. You should keep the trivia to football or just sports in general. It is a football message board after all.

  • What the xxxx gipper? This is going to go over like a ton of bricks. You should keep the trivia to football or just sports in general. It is a football message board after all.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by The Gipper
    #3

    @vagitron said:

    What the xxxx gipper? This is going to go over like a ton of bricks. You should keep the trivia to football or just sports in general. It is a football message board after all.

    It was by special request. Nevertheless, I would expect it to be moved to the Barber Shop. After you make your attempt to answer these questions.

  • Here you go. Expecially for TC:

    1. What was the penalty in ancient Egypt for killing a cat?

    2. What is the most popular name for a dog?

    3. By how much can smoking shrink a man's penis?

    4. Vagina is actually a Latin term. What is the literal translation?

    5. What is a group of Kittens called?

    6. Which Beatles song contained an ultrasonic whistle audible only to dogs, inserted by Paul for his pet sheepdog? Hint: Sgt. Pepper

    7. What ratio of males are flexible enough to give themselve "oral pleasure", e.g 1 out of 2

    8.Catgut is used in tennis rackets and musical instruments. What animal(s) does catgut come from?

    9. A. Lyndon Johnson had a pet name for his penis...what was that name?

    B. He also said that his penis was "part ________" referring to a particular animal. What animal?

    10. Walt Disney owned a female dog. It was not called Goofy or Pluto. What was his dog's name?

    11.What is the Greek word for "Divine Goddess"?

    12. What did Julius Caesar, Henry II, and Napolean have in common that related to animals?

    Erie DawgE Erie Dawg wrote on last edited by
    #4

    @the-gipper said:

    Here you go. Expecially for TC:

    1. What was the penalty in ancient Egypt for killing a cat?

    2. What is the most popular name for a dog?

    Jake or shep

    3. By how much can smoking shrink a man's penis?

    Son of A... Maybe that's my problem...

    4. Vagina is actually a Latin term. What is the literal translation?

    IDK, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.

    5. What is a group of Kittens called?

    Bait or a shitty litter box.

    6. Which Beatles song contained an ultrasonic whistle audible only to dogs, inserted by Paul for his pet sheepdog? Hint: Sgt. Pepper

    7. What ratio of males are flexible enough to give themselve "oral pleasure", e.g 1 out of 2

    1 out of 1000.

    If you could would you tell?

    8.Catgut is used in tennis rackets and musical instruments. What animal(s) does catgut come from?

    Homotron has plowed a few in his day, well I think its mandatory or a right of passage if your a Steelers fan.

    9. A. Lyndon Johnson had a pet name for his penis...what was that name?

    B. He also said that his penis was "part ________" referring to a particular animal. What animal?

    10. Walt Disney owned a female dog. It was not called Goofy or Pluto. What was his dog's name?

    11.What is the Greek word for "Divine Goddess"?

    Kim Kardashian

    12. What did Julius Caesar, Henry II, and Napolean have in common that related to animals?

  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #5

    Sorry Erie Dawg, you got exactly zero answers correct.

  • Sorry Erie Dawg, you got exactly zero answers correct.

    Erie DawgE Erie Dawg wrote on last edited by
    #6

    @the-gipper said:

    Sorry Erie Dawg, you got exactly zero answers correct.

    better check again. I know 8 is correct.
  • @the-gipper said:

    Sorry Erie Dawg, you got exactly zero answers correct.

    better check again. I know 8 is correct.
    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #7

    @erie-dawg said:

    better check again. I know 8 is correct.

    I am not sure I can count cryptic answers as correct.

    I guess then you meant to refer to "sheep" That would be right

  • Here you go. Expecially for TC:

    1. What was the penalty in ancient Egypt for killing a cat?

    2. What is the most popular name for a dog?

    3. By how much can smoking shrink a man's penis?

    4. Vagina is actually a Latin term. What is the literal translation?

    5. What is a group of Kittens called?

    6. Which Beatles song contained an ultrasonic whistle audible only to dogs, inserted by Paul for his pet sheepdog? Hint: Sgt. Pepper

    7. What ratio of males are flexible enough to give themselve "oral pleasure", e.g 1 out of 2

    8.Catgut is used in tennis rackets and musical instruments. What animal(s) does catgut come from?

    9. A. Lyndon Johnson had a pet name for his penis...what was that name?

    B. He also said that his penis was "part ________" referring to a particular animal. What animal?

    10. Walt Disney owned a female dog. It was not called Goofy or Pluto. What was his dog's name?

    11.What is the Greek word for "Divine Goddess"?

    12. What did Julius Caesar, Henry II, and Napolean have in common that related to animals?

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #8

    @the-gipper said:

    Here you go. Expecially for TC:

    Answers

    1. What was the penalty in ancient Egypt for killing a cat?

    Death to cat killers

    2. What is the most popular name for a dog?

    Max...including the Grinch's dog

    3. By how much can smoking shrink a man's penis?

    One centimeter

    4. Vagina is actually a Latin term. What is the literal translation?

    Sheath or scabbard....just like what you use with a sword.

    5. What is a group of Kittens called?

    A Kindle

    6. Which Beatles song contained an ultrasonic whistle audible only to dogs, inserted by Paul for his pet sheepdog? Hint: Sgt. Pepper

    A Day in the Life

    7. What ratio of males are flexible enough to give themselve "oral pleasure", e.g 1 out of 2

    1 out of 400

    8.Catgut is used in tennis rackets and musical instruments. What animal(s) does catgut come from?

    Sheep, pigs, horses, but not cats.

    9. A. Lyndon Johnson had a pet name for his penis...what was that name?

    Jumbo

    B. He also said that his penis was "part ________" referring to a particular animal. What animal?

    Rattlesnake

    10. Walt Disney owned a female dog. It was not called Goofy or Pluto. What was his dog's name?

    Lady I do not know if it was a cocker spaniel, like Lady and the Tramp

    11.What is the Greek word for "Divine Goddess"?

    Clitoris

    12. What did Julius Caesar, Henry II, and Napolean have in common that related to animals?

    Aelurophobia...the fear of Cats.

  • The Cysko KidT The Cysko Kid wrote on last edited by
    #9

    According to lore at a private press function when asked why we were in Vietnam, lyndon pulled out his Johnson and stated "That's why"

  • According to lore at a private press function when asked why we were in Vietnam, lyndon pulled out his Johnson and stated "That's why"

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by The Gipper
    #10

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    According to lore at a private press function when asked why we were in Vietnam, lyndon pulled out his Johnson and stated "That's why"

    http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-most-impressively-weird-sex-lives-u.s.-presidents/

    More LBJ big dick info.