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Resolution to Redskins dilemma

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  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #1

    On another thread I inadvertently came up with a resolution to the whole "Redskins" mess, by simply mistakenly leaving out a letter when I wrote the name. But, hell, I think it is an answer. One letter different and you have something inoffensive yet you keep pretty much the whole name:

    The Washington Redskis:

    kids_red_austrian_large.jpg

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  • N Nails wrote on
    #2

    That sounds like a gigantic slam on the Polish Communist Population - DENIED by the Federal Government...

    You must make sure to not offend a soul -

    Please remove colors and and suffix that would relate to heritage....

    Also - Browns will soon be under fire for having a name that is associated with the least favorite color of crayon in the box.

  • gftChrisG gftChris wrote on
    #3

    http://www.bedskins.com/

  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #4

    OK, no offense meant to the Polish community. How about the Redsins?:

    sevendeadlysins.jpg

    Nothing says Washington DC like this does, no?

  • N Nails wrote on
    #5

    I think you've nailed it... as we've decided to take God and the Pledge of Allegiance out of schools... this will fly right through the red tape... HEY - how about the Washington Red Tape?

    The GipperT 1 Reply
  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #6

    Or how about the Re-skins aka Transformers:

    new_team_fortress_2_reskins_by_cowboygin

  • miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on
    #7

    just call them the washington warriors. that way no logo change and it should make the native americans happy because it now is not a derogatory name but a historic one.

    then when they make the entrance on to the field you can have this play over the audio system:

    koalabazookaK 1 Reply
  • N Nails

    I think you've nailed it... as we've decided to take God and the Pledge of Allegiance out of schools... this will fly right through the red tape... HEY - how about the Washington Red Tape?

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #8

    @nails said:

    I think you've nailed it... as we've decided to take God and the Pledge of Allegiance out of schools... this will fly right through the red tape... HEY - how about the Washington Red Tape?

    Dig it.

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  • jcam222J jcam222 wrote on
    #9

    Keep the name Redskins and change the logo

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  • jcam222J jcam222

    Keep the name Redskins and change the logo

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    R roach wrote on
    #10

    @jcam222 said:

    Keep the name Redskins and change the logo

    bad-sunburn-3.jpg

    Dig it.

  • C Clevfan4life wrote on
    #11

    not bad who's titty's?

  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    just call them the washington warriors. that way no logo change and it should make the native americans happy because it now is not a derogatory name but a historic one.

    then when they make the entrance on to the field you can have this play over the audio system:

    koalabazookaK koalabazooka wrote on
    #12

    @miktoxic said:

    just call them the washington warriors. that way no logo change and it should make the native americans happy because it now is not a derogatory name but a historic one.

    then when they make the entrance on to the field you can have this play over the audio system:

    Appreciating the alliteration.

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  • C Clevfan4life wrote on
    #13

    would still like to know who's titty's those are and if they're single. 😁

  • C Clevfan4life

    would still like to know who's titty's those are and if they're single. 😁

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #14

    @clevfan4life said:

    would still like to know who's titty's those are and if they're single. 😁

    OK, they belong to Beulah Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, she is 17 years old. Give her a call.

    gftChrisG 1 Reply
  • The Cysko KidT The Cysko Kid wrote on
    #15

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    Change it to the Washington rednecks. It's not a huge name change, its more appropriate for the people of this nations capital and in 70 more years a minority can still complain that its racist. Plus the logo hardly has to change. See?

    This shit ain't nothing to me, man.
    The GipperT Tour2maT 2 Replies
  • The Cysko KidT The Cysko Kid wrote on
    #16

    And it still honors a vanquished foe. Confederates.

    This shit ain't nothing to me, man.
  • The Cysko KidT The Cysko Kid

    Rednecks-Logo.JPG

    Change it to the Washington rednecks. It's not a huge name change, its more appropriate for the people of this nations capital and in 70 more years a minority can still complain that its racist. Plus the logo hardly has to change. See?

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #17

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    Rednecks-Logo.JPG

    Change it to the Washington rednecks. It's not a huge name change, its more appropriate for the people of this nations capital and in 70 more years a minority can still complain that its racist. Plus the logo hardly has to change. See?

    Is a guy with a Mullet and a cigarello automatically a Redneck? (OK, yea, pretty much)

  • N Nails wrote on
    #18

    That patch = AWESOME...

    I mean - I don't want it on anything I own...

    But I do want to see everyone dude with a pick up truck and testicles hanging from the tow package wearing one.

    It will make them easier to spot when they are out and about

    miktoxicM 1 Reply
  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @clevfan4life said:

    would still like to know who's titty's those are and if they're single. 😁

    OK, they belong to Beulah Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, she is 17 years old. Give her a call.

    gftChrisG gftChris wrote on
    #19

    @the-gipper said:

    OK, they belong to Beulah Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, she is 17 years old. Give her a call.

    But beware, you'll have to wrestle each member of her family, including her mum and four older brothers, before you can take her out.

  • N Nails

    That patch = AWESOME...

    I mean - I don't want it on anything I own...

    But I do want to see everyone dude with a pick up truck and testicles hanging from the tow package wearing one.

    It will make them easier to spot when they are out and about

    miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on
    #20

    @nails said:

    That patch = AWESOME...

    dude with a pick up truck and testicles hanging from the tow package wearing one.

    wow. i'm surprised anybody else knows such a dick as i have in one of my friends who has the flesh colored saggy balls attached to his tow arm.

    some old lady at an intersection one time confronted him about it saying how disgaceful it was and he told the 85 year old woman to go fuck herself.

    classy.

    same guy that started his MC with 3 other fat irish drunks which led to 4 more members, 2 divorces, 1 dui and the hells angels telling them their colors were too close to theirs and if they saw them again they'd smash them.

    said MC is now defunct.

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