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  • The browns punched your fucking team in the mouth today bro. We have nothing to be ashamed of and you have everything to be ashamed of. The Steelers blew an epic lead and damn near lost and made Brian Hoyer look like Dan Marino in the process.

    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
  • T The Cysko Kid

    The browns punched your fucking team in the mouth today bro. We have nothing to be ashamed of and you have everything to be ashamed of. The Steelers blew an epic lead and damn near lost and made Brian Hoyer look like Dan Marino in the process.

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    The browns punched your fucking team in the mouth today bro. We have nothing to be ashamed of and you have everything to be ashamed of. The Steelers blew an epic lead and damn near lost and made Brian Hoyer look like Dan Marino in the process.

    Yep, Dan Marino never won a Superbowl either.

  • @douche-nozzle said:

    Your shame is in the fact that you have started yet another season 0-1. Our shame is in the fact that we let a very bad team outplay us for a half.

    Bad team outplayed bad team in first half. Bad team outplayed bad team in second half. Very simple.
  • VagitronV Vagitron

    @hx214 said:

    Ya but there won't be. It will only be a fine and they will move on. Just like they let Blount and Bell play today after getting a DUI and possession charge for weed. No random drug test for these guys? Meanwhile Gordon serves his time for the same thing.

    Gordon was on his 4th offense, its not the same and you dips realize its a dui for weed not drinking.

    @vagitron said:

    Gordon was on his 4th offense, its not the same and you dips realize its a dui for weed not drinking.

    It's not the same thing? Smoking weed is smoking weed. Just like when you smoke poles. And we all know the DUI was for smoking weed not drinking asshat, where in that sentence did I even say it was for drinking?

    No, the suspension wouldn't be the same, because it wasn't their fourth offense, but the second they are pulled over and charged where is their drug test? Where is their suspension? They can smoke weed and not be tested but others can't?

    Spin that dip.

  • What a bunch of pussies you clowns are. Don't ever claim to be a fan of smashmouth football, ever. Brown jumped anticipating the punter diving at his knees. being a punter, the guy doesnt know how to fucking tackle and he kneeled right in front of Brown and took a foot to the face. Typical Queefland Clowns fans crying over physicality in football. Put flags and dresses on em if you don't like it.

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  • VagitronV Vagitron

    Lol. If it were a brown doing it to a steelers you all would be in here celebrating. Get real. He went for the hurdle and couldn't pull it off with the way your punter fell. I wish he would have just went sideline at that point because he would have scored. I'm sure brown thought I'm going to karate kid this guy in the face. Get fvcking real fellas

    @vagitron said:

    Lol. If it were a brown doing it to a steelers you all would be in here celebrating. Get real. He went for the hurdle and couldn't pull it off with the way your punter fell.

    Some? Yes. All? No. Nice try at an excuse, but he kicked... just as your fellow fan stated in the post found below...

    @gafreleets said:

    did he put a little "stank" on it at the end that will earn him a fine and earned a deserved 15yrds? oh yes, definitely.

    did he intend when he began to jump to "big sexy" your punter into next Sunday? I really doubt it.

    But the latter does not matter...

    He definitely "put a little 'stank' on it"... AKA he produced the proverbial "blow to the head." And that made it the same as a punch...

    He should have been ejected. He will be fined. But no, he will not be suspended.

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  • Yeah, a fine at least, and a suspension wouldn't shock me

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  • @josephsuxdick said:

    Gosh, I'm confused here. Isn't this the same fan base that folds the Turkey Jones cheap-shot piledriver into its avatars? To like celebrate it, as like the greatest thing ever?

    I have not seen that play in anywhere years let alone in any avatars around here.

    It was a cheap shot... even in an era when the QB was still fair game. Right up there with Jim Haslett stepping on Bradshaw's helmetless head... out of bounds no less...

    So what was your point?

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  • AxeA Axe

    Yeah, a fine at least, and a suspension wouldn't shock me

    @axe said:

    Yeah, a fine at least, and a suspension wouldn't shock me

    Yeah, a player tried to leap over another player in a TACKLE FOOTBALL game should be suspended for it. Go watch cricket you vagina.

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  • This play was so hilarious I couldn't even get mad.

  • S Silverback

    @axe said:

    Yeah, a fine at least, and a suspension wouldn't shock me

    Yeah, a player tried to leap over another player in a TACKLE FOOTBALL game should be suspended for it. Go watch cricket you vagina.

    @silverback said:

    Yeah, a player tried to leap over another player in a TACKLE FOOTBALL...

    It was not the attempted hurdle, in question. It was the kick to the face when he realized he wasn't going to make it.

    Stiff arm... legal.

    Stiff leg... not so much...

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  • Guys, it's football. And if you got the football in your hands, you can do no wrong. It's like being Pac Man and you just ate the Big dot.

    How many Unnecessary Roughness calls have you seen against the ball carrier?

  • @josephsuxdick said:

    Trust me, I've seen that gif used in countless Brownie fans signatures.

    My point is, your fan base masturbates to the probably the worst and cheesiest, most cowardly cheap shot committed against an opposing player ever. If you don't believe me, go out and ask your average Brownies fan old enough to remember, what they think of Turkey Jones. And that's cool with your fan base. But then something as clearly as accidental as Brown happens today and you're all clucking about it like stuck hens. Not only acting like a bunch of pussies, but hypocrites to boot.

    Point enough for you?

    Not even close...

    You can't even be honest enough with yourself to see what occurred in today's play and I am supposed to trust you?

    As for Joe Jones' play... I'm old enough to have not only seen it, but condemn it at the time with many fellow members of the Browns fan base doing the same. Is there an element that celebrated it and celebrates it to this day? Sure, but it's not all.

    And without it being all you have no argument... and you have no point...

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  • I know sleazeball squeeler fans don't care about tainted wins, and neither do

    the dirtbag squeelers.

    But they can't win a big game without cheapshots. It happened again.

    And, did I miss it? wr's pushing off is legal now? Or only when

    the stinkin steelers are playing, especially at home?

    OTH, the Browns weren't ready for primetime, you could see that in preseason.

    So far, btw, the Colts don't look ready for primetime either.

    "he was going for the hurdle, but knew he wasn't going to be able to, so he karate kicked

    the punter in the face" is worse than stupid.

    That's how the squeelers pick their players - dirty, no class, cheapshots, like pollywearsamumu,

    and plenty of others.

    But the Browns made adjustments at halftime, and got their game timing down.

    I am disgusted, though, that the last 40 secs went awry. I mean, 3rd and 16, and you throw into

    tight coverage and stop the freakin clock? Then, you throw a simple flare pass that was covered,

    and you lose more yardage and have to kick way back there?

    I would have run the damn clock out and gone from there into overtime. Lesson learned, and it's

    only the first regular season game.

  • Look at this shit...

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  • Lol.

    He's so not getting suspended. He will however get fined.

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  • Should have been ejected immediately and off the field.

    What does a squeeler have to do to get ejected, drag the cheerleaders out on the field

    and beat them up? (apparently, the cowardly refs would let them kick the cheerleaders in the face, eh?)

  • C calfoxwc

    Should have been ejected immediately and off the field.

    What does a squeeler have to do to get ejected, drag the cheerleaders out on the field

    and beat them up? (apparently, the cowardly refs would let them kick the cheerleaders in the face, eh?)

    @calfoxwc said:

    Should have been ejected immediately and off the field.

    What does a squeeler have to do to get ejected, drag the cheerleaders out on the field

    and beat them up? (apparently, the cowardly refs would let them kick the cheerleaders in the face, eh?)

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  • Nah, just let it go. It's football. He meant to hurdle him and that's how it shook out. Crying about it won't make it go away, no offense.

  • Cbus BrownieC Cbus Brownie

    Nah, just let it go. It's football. He meant to hurdle him and that's how it shook out. Crying about it won't make it go away, no offense.

    @cbus-brownie said:

    Nah, just let it go. It's football. He meant to hurdle him and that's how it shook out. Crying about it won't make it go away, no offense.

    Yeah ok dude, did you see how far back he was when he jumped? Michael Jordan couldn't have cleared that shit. Happens every day. Guys just getting cleat-kicked in the face.

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