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  • Season is over guys. Just look forward to the draft. Gordon can't do anything without manziel playing. Hoyer is a steaming pile of dog shit on a hot summer day.

    @lbc-mike said:

    Season is over guys. Just look forward to the draft. Gordon can't do anything without manziel playing. Hoyer is a steaming pile of dog shit on a hot summer day.

    Well to be honest the dog should would not steam on a hot summer day.

    WSS

  • Gordon... awesome. I hope Cameron will be able to get back too...

    @thenew23 said:

    Gordon... awesome. I hope Cameron will be able to get back too...

    I would say this is Gordon's, "Last Chance Texaco" in Cleveland. He needs to strap himself onto the wagon and NEVER fall off.

    He could be a future HOFer. He could be an icon for the "Biggest Waste of Talent" award

    I hope this is a rare exception where the Hood WAS taken out of the kid. He has a lot riding on it.

    So does the Browns organization and fellow players.

    I'd let him loose on the field but keep him on a very short leash for any 'slip ups'

  • And how badly will it piss us off if he holds us up when contract time comes?

    WSS

  • And do we see a big change in the offensive scheme with him on the field?

    WSS

  • I agree with Steve, dog shit wouldn't steam on a hot Summer day.

    Zombo

  • I agree with Steve, dog shit wouldn't steam on a hot Summer day.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    I agree with Steve, dog shit wouldn't steam on a hot Summer day.

    Actually it does... it's just that you can't see it as the "steam" does not condense in warm/ hot air...

    Kinda like seeing your breath in cold weather...

    Not that your breath smells like dog shit...

    ... I hope...

  • it should definitely help the offense that gordon is back. i saw a couple of throws yesterday (in traffic) a taller WR could have made. austin is the tallest guy out there and why he disappeared i don't know.

    let's hope gordon comes in at game speed ready to play.

    and let's hope shanny calls a better friggin game and puts into consideration our lack luster OLine play.

  • it should definitely help the offense that gordon is back. i saw a couple of throws yesterday (in traffic) a taller WR could have made. austin is the tallest guy out there and why he disappeared i don't know.

    let's hope gordon comes in at game speed ready to play.

    and let's hope shanny calls a better friggin game and puts into consideration our lack luster OLine play.

    @miktoxic said:

    it should definitely help the offense that gordon is back. i saw a couple of throws yesterday (in traffic) a taller WR could have made. austin is the tallest guy out there and why he disappeared i don't know.

    let's hope gordon comes in at game speed ready to play.

    and let's hope shanny calls a better friggin game and puts into consideration our lack luster OLine play.

    On turf we should be able to utilize Gordon & Gabriel's speed, Hawkins' shiftiness.

    And how about a screen pass once in awhile?

  • maybe we need a point of clarification from some of the scientists here. A hot summer day would seem to be 85 to 95 degrees and if dogs internal temperature is below that wouldn't that mean no steam?

    WSS

  • maybe we need a point of clarification from some of the scientists here. A hot summer day would seem to be 85 to 95 degrees and if dogs internal temperature is below that wouldn't that mean no steam?

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    maybe we need a point of clarification from some of the scientists here. A hot summer day would seem to be 85 to 95 degrees and if dogs internal temperature is below that wouldn't that mean no steam?

    WSS

    Not sure about the steam part, but It would probably mean your dog is dead(or close).

  • 6-4 without our key offensive component is not bad. We can easily finish 4-2 and be right there. We might need more than that though

    @clevelandwantsplayoffs said:

    6-4 without our key offensive component is not bad. We can easily finish 4-2 and be right there. We might need more than that though

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    So is 6-10.

    Biggest issue is the injuries on defense are starting to take their toll. Gave up 200+ yards to a backup running back- again. Losing Phil Taylor on D was as big as losing Mack on O.

    The other big issue is Hoyer. No, he's not a pile of dog poop, but he's no Aaron Rodgers either. Consistently inconsistent- not only from game to game, but within the game itself. Threw some beautiful passes- also threw some absolute stinkers. 40% completion percentage, and a 62 qbr against a top defense isn't good enough. Will he be willing to settle into a long term backup role when Manziel takes over? Stay tuned.

    One thing fer sure- if the Browns want to start thinking playoffs- beating Atlanta is a must win.

  • Zombo said:

    I agree with Steve, dog shit wouldn't steam on a hot Summer day.

    Actually it does... it's just that you can't see it as the "steam" does not condense in warm/ hot air...

    Kinda like seeing your breath in cold weather...

    Not that your breath smells like dog shit...

    ... I hope...

    @tour2ma said:

    Actually it does... it's just that you can't see it as the "steam" does not condense in warm/ hot air...

    Kinda like seeing your breath in cold weather...

    Not that your breath smells like dog shit...

    ... I hope...

    We defer to your expertise about dog shit.

  • @westside-steve said:

    maybe we need a point of clarification from some of the scientists here. A hot summer day would seem to be 85 to 95 degrees and if dogs internal temperature is below that wouldn't that mean no steam?

    WSS

    Not sure about the steam part, but It would probably mean your dog is dead(or close).

    @mudfly said:

    Not sure about the steam part, but It would probably mean your dog is dead(or close).

    LOL! This thread is cracking me up. Yeah, I'm no expert, but I'd think a dog's body temp would be the same as a human's and average at good ol 98.6 F.

  • Petwebmd says the normal body temperature for dogs is between 101 and 102.5 F.

    Still, you are not going to see it steam on a hot Summers Day. We're not counting invisible steam are we?

    Zombo

  • Petwebmd says the normal body temperature for dogs is between 101 and 102.5 F.

    Still, you are not going to see it steam on a hot Summers Day. We're not counting invisible steam are we?

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    Petwebmd says the normal body temperature for dogs is between 101 and 102.5 F.

    Still, you are not going to see it steam on a hot Summers Day. We're not counting invisible steam are we?

    Zombo

    Wellll.....it wasn't specified specifically(visible, invisible, condensed)......Ill say steam is steam.....even if it's invisible.

    And 85 degree doggy may now be steaming too.

  • I know that dog shit steams on a cold day in November. I witnessed that yesterday.

  • LOL...

    Well... steam is technically water vapor and you can not see water vapor. If it helps you to think of it as invisible, then by all means.

    What you actually see when you think you see "steam" is a liquid water aerosol.

    Fun Fact: Even ice "steams", i.e., frozen water has a vapor pressure. Water molecules actually move from solid ice to water vapor without ever being liquid water. It's a process known as sublimation.

    SCIENCE! It's sublime!

  • Almost forgot why I looked in on this thread again...

    Happy Josh Gordon Day, everyone

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/fantasy-roto-arcade/happy-josh-gordon-day--everyone-181001788.html

    Here's Browns safety Donte Whitner with an explanation:

    "[i'm] very intrigued because playing on the defensive side of the ball, you know how much one guy at the X receiver, you understand what that does to a defense,'' [Whitner] said. "You can't allow a corner to go one-on-one against [Gordon]. You have to take the extra guy out of the box. So I know our offensive line and our running backs will be happy to pull that extra guy out of the box. Even if he's not getting the football and being a decoy, you still have to respect that. So he'll be a great weapon for us."

  • 100 degrees or more? I did not know that. Shall we say that it probably does steam. But one must ponder the age-old question if a dog shits in the desert and there is no one there to see the steam does it still stink?

    carry on.

    WSS

  • Either there is a delay, or something. Gordon still on suspended list on Browns official roster. I have seen these update pretty quickly when a move is made.