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  • jcam222J jcam222

    Bullshit I don't buy it. Secondly again they could have signed Prater.

    @jcam222 said:

    Bullshit I don't buy it. Secondly again they could have signed Prater.

    As someone already stated, Prater has been shakey at best..

  • we had a search for kickers in the off season and we went with the last girl at the bar at closing with no teeth and is blind and ugly, thinking it will be fun and ok.

  • LBC mikeL LBC mike

    we had a search for kickers in the off season and we went with the last girl at the bar at closing with no teeth and is blind and ugly, thinking it will be fun and ok.

    @lbc-mike said:

    we went with the last girl at the bar at closing with no teeth and is blind and ugly, thinking it will be fun and ok.

    You go with whats available, I guess...and yeah, there was another one at the end of the bar, but she was ugly too

  • I still cannot believe there isn't a kicker we can sign that can kick better than 28% over 50 and not miss 4 gimmes. CFL, free agent, friggin Bogotay , someone

  • if cundiff is the cream of the crop, then no

  • i dont understand how u can kick it out of the endzone from the opposite 35 on kickoffs but cant make it to the goalposts kicking a 55 yarder

    1st Ezekiel Ansah, DE, BYU 3rd Darius Slay, CB, Mississippi State4th Landry Jones, QB, Oklahoma5th Earl Wolff, S, N.C. State6th Lucas Reed, TE, New Mexico
  • C CLEVELandMILIDH

    i dont understand how u can kick it out of the endzone from the opposite 35 on kickoffs but cant make it to the goalposts kicking a 55 yarder

    @clevelandmilidh said:

    i dont understand how u can kick it out of the endzone from the opposite 35 on kickoffs but cant make it to the goalposts kicking a 55 yarder

    The ball is on a tee on the kickoffs and is not on a FG attempt. It's really not that hard to understand.

    Tour2maT 1 Reply

  • I am all over this bandwagon. Fuckin' Cundiff

  • a tee shouldnt make that much of a difference. it props the ball up maybe 2 inches. i dont see how that can make u kick it 30 more yards

    1st Ezekiel Ansah, DE, BYU 3rd Darius Slay, CB, Mississippi State4th Landry Jones, QB, Oklahoma5th Earl Wolff, S, N.C. State6th Lucas Reed, TE, New Mexico

  • The tee plus a longer run up and there you have a big difference.

  • Mark OM Mark O

    @clevelandmilidh said:

    i dont understand how u can kick it out of the endzone from the opposite 35 on kickoffs but cant make it to the goalposts kicking a 55 yarder

    The ball is on a tee on the kickoffs and is not on a FG attempt. It's really not that hard to understand.

    Didn't we bring in some competition a few weeks back and Billy sent it packing? Or was that just our LS?

    @mark-o said:

    The ball is on a tee on the kickoffs and is not on a FG attempt. It's really not that hard to understand.

    Plus there's like that whole 11 step run up vs. 3 for a FG...

    EDIT: Oops... I see you mentioned that on page 2... nevermind.

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  • If the Browns had drafted the best kicker in college football with a 6th or 7th round pick it'd be the best use of a late-round pick we've had in ages. I had argued in a mock draft they pick Cairo Santos, who is now the kicker for the Chiefs. He set the NCAA record for consecutive field goals made, has hit 88% of his attempts in the NFL (10% more than Cundiff), including 6 from 40 yards or more.

    He went undrafted. How hard can it be?

    "I said, 'I need someone who's going to want to get on the roller coaster with me knowing that it's not always going to be fun,'" -Paul DePodesta

  • we brought in a couple during the off season and they didn't pan out. the trick kicker didn't impress i guess.

  • I hope the Browns actually draft a kicker worth a fuck.. Cundiff blows!

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  • This is why you don't let a machine like PHil Dawson walk off your team. Oh well....where's that kickalicious fucker? What's he doing?

    bbedwardB W 2 Replies

  • We can see now that the kicker is the least of our problems

    jrb12711J 1 Reply
  • C Clevfan4life

    This is why you don't let a machine like PHil Dawson walk off your team. Oh well....where's that kickalicious fucker? What's he doing?

    @clevfan4life said:

    This is why you don't let a machine like PHil Dawson walk off your team. Oh well....where's that kickalicious fucker? What's he doing?

    We will all always love Phil Dawson, but he wanted to go somewhere with a better chance to win. Lets be real though, having Mr. Automatic wouldn't have solved many of our woes since he left. He's gotten to kick game winners in the playoffs for SF.

    Kickalicious is doing nothing the best I know. I'm sure the Lions would rather have him back over Prater though.

  • George C said:

    We drafted a kid in the 6th round last year names Dustin Hopkins. He was MONEY until he got hurt in the second or third game. He had a monster leg. We signed Dan Carpenter off of waivers to fill in, and that guy simply wouldn't let Hopkins back on the field. Carpenter has been machine like. Anyway, Dustin Hopkins was waived this year, and is out there and I'm shocked that he hasn't been signed.

    I won't be shocked if Farmer has a look see with him this week.

    i was surprised to see carpenter kick as well as he did today considering he had a broke dick.

    i mean i could imagine the pain with a broke dick running down the side of your leg like mine and then having to kick the ball? imagine somebody sideswipes your dick?

    Damn G.

  • but billy's cuntlips are held in by his manly beefy thighs which squeeze that shit shut when he tightens his sphincter to kick. you can't kick and then have your vag blast your pants wide-open with a spray of ungodliness.

  • B bringbackbrownie2

    @kvoethe said:

    He needs CUT immediately

    and replace him with who?

    @bringbackbrownie2 said:

    and replace him with who?

    Must be somebody out there. Denver signed Connor Barth right before Sunday's game. McManus is available. Aren't there out of work kickers all over South America, Australia, Europe. They at least could have started looking when he missed weeks ago. Hell! They had plenty of time to find a kicker.

    DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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