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Browns predictions for 2015

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  • KvoetheK Kvoethe wrote on last edited by Kvoethe
    #1

    Nostradumbass speaks!!!

    Manziel ends up in a Rehab facility for substance abuse in the off season the dude is constantly drunk or partying like a rockstar.

    Cameron is gone

    Torrey smith becomes a brown

    Ahtayba Rubin gone

    Gordon gone

    Our first two picks will be defense and wr

    Gilbert gets serious cuz his mamma whips his ass.

    Farmer actually attends pro days because of our two wasted first round picks this year.

    Donkey Kong Suh becomes a brown

    Manziel goes back to Texas after Rehab and finds himself, has a great OTA and preseason only to suck and get pulled after 3 games.

    Miktoxic posts something about male genitalia or gay sex 117 times between now and draft day.

  • Opal312O Opal312 wrote on last edited by
    #2

    Good stuff. I like the Farmer attending a Pro Day.

  • Good stuff. I like the Farmer attending a Pro Day.

    Opal312O Opal312 wrote on last edited by
    #3

    @opal312 said:

    Good stuff. I like the Farmer attending a Pro Day.

    But Johnny's favorite song is "tried to make me go to rehab, I said No No No"

  • Nostradumbass speaks!!!

    Manziel ends up in a Rehab facility for substance abuse in the off season the dude is constantly drunk or partying like a rockstar.

    Cameron is gone

    Torrey smith becomes a brown

    Ahtayba Rubin gone

    Gordon gone

    Our first two picks will be defense and wr

    Gilbert gets serious cuz his mamma whips his ass.

    Farmer actually attends pro days because of our two wasted first round picks this year.

    Donkey Kong Suh becomes a brown

    Manziel goes back to Texas after Rehab and finds himself, has a great OTA and preseason only to suck and get pulled after 3 games.

    Miktoxic posts something about male genitalia or gay sex 117 times between now and draft day.

    miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
    #4

    @kvoethe said:

    Nostradumbass speaks!!!

    Manziel ends up in a Rehab facility for substance abuse in the off season the dude is constantly drunk or partying like a rockstar.

    Cameron is gone

    Torrey smith becomes a brown

    Ahtayba Rubin gone

    Gordon gone

    Our first two picks will be defense and wr

    Gilbert gets serious cuz his mamma whips his ass.

    Farmer actually attends pro days because of our two wasted first round picks this year.

    Donkey Kong Suh becomes a brown

    Manziel goes back to Texas after Rehab and finds himself, has a great OTA and preseason only to suck and get pulled after 3 games.

    Miktoxic posts something about male genitalia or gay sex 117 times between now and draft day.

    #1 of 117...

    GO SUCK A DICK.

  • @kvoethe said:

    Nostradumbass speaks!!!

    Manziel ends up in a Rehab facility for substance abuse in the off season the dude is constantly drunk or partying like a rockstar.

    Cameron is gone

    Torrey smith becomes a brown

    Ahtayba Rubin gone

    Gordon gone

    Our first two picks will be defense and wr

    Gilbert gets serious cuz his mamma whips his ass.

    Farmer actually attends pro days because of our two wasted first round picks this year.

    Donkey Kong Suh becomes a brown

    Manziel goes back to Texas after Rehab and finds himself, has a great OTA and preseason only to suck and get pulled after 3 games.

    Miktoxic posts something about male genitalia or gay sex 117 times between now and draft day.

    #1 of 117...

    GO SUCK A DICK.

    Mark OM Mark O wrote on last edited by
    #5

    @miktoxic said:

    #1 of 117...

    GO SUCK A DICK.

    I think that counts as 2 since you mentioned male genitalia (dick) and also gay sex (go suck a dick) in the same post. We'll have to get someone from the Elias sports bureau on the phone to make an official determination of the count.

  • ColumbusKingC ColumbusKing wrote on last edited by
    #6

    Browns go undefeated

    Shaw leads the team to the Super Bowl with no blemishes on the record

    We end up losing Super Bowl to the Buccaneers

    Isaiah Crowell breaks rushing record for TD's

    The Stout browns defense led by Whitner, Dansby, and Suh has a stretch of 4 weeks not allowing a TD

    Taylor Gabriel becomes an all-pro

    Travis Benjamin has 8 kick/punt returns for TD

    Johnny Cocaine dies on a cocaine overdose

    Josh Gordon gets traded to the raiders for Kahill Mack

  • B BaconHound wrote on last edited by
    #7

    4-12