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  • MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on
    #3

    This is where we talk shit about a very good player because he's a steeler (or just not a brown... Or just not a good brown...), right?

    Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody!
    The GipperT 1 Reply
  • MLD WoodyM MLD Woody wrote on
    #4

    At least he was rational about it

    "Polamalu also came upon the realization that the numbers age of 33 and 12 years service agreed with him.

    Thirty-three is obviously significant because of Christ being 33; and 12 years, 12 apostles, he said. Im not superstitious by any means but I always thought that if I played 12 years and retire from football at 33 and give my life and give my body and give my blood to this game, I think that would be a pretty significant landmark in my life.

    Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody!
  • C calfoxwc wrote on
    #5

    I heard he was going to retire back to the deep Panama forest where he was discovered by a

    Southern Cal archeology class, who convinced him to leave the forest where he was raised by

    longhaired apes who had taken him in when he was a child who wandered off from a vacation outing,

    and taught him to survive in the jungle. All he knew was ape sign language, and how to ram

    other smaller things to find food.

    And, later, he learned English, and how to play sports. But his hair kept him from being successful -

    he suffered from neck aches because his hair was so long.

    troy-polamalu-hair1.jpg

  • C calfoxwc wrote on
    #6

    It came to pass, that Pollymaulyapoopoo was good at sports, but

    he seemed to still be a jungle savage, and never learned how to be

    a human being all the time.

    One of the most glaring examples of his stupid savagery was when he was in college:

    https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=troy+poloamalu+cheap+shot+on+kicker&fr=ush-mailn_02&fr2=p%3Aml%2Cm%3Asb&hspart=att&hsimp=yhs-att_001&type=yahoo_pc_mail

    But as the years went by, he came to realize that human beings go by rules, even

    in football.

    "duh". But his legendary dirty play still lives on, despite his occasional success in leaping high into

    the air to make a football play, like he used to do in the jungle to retrieve wild grapes,

    THE END

  • gumby73G gumby73 wrote on
    #7

    Regardless, Troy could Bang with the best of them. Please keep him off NBC with Bill Cower. Don't need a Steelers Pre-Game Show. We already have Patriots and Dallas on NFL Network and Ravens and Philly on ESPN.. IMO Shitsburger (Ben has a Burger) Secondary Coach..

    Browns & Buffett: Got to go fishin, Down to rock bottom again, with just a few Friends
  • miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on
    #8

    great player. first ballot hall of famer.

    if you ask me, couldn't be any gayer.

    Tour2maT 1 Reply
  • BrownsFan4EvrB BrownsFan4Evr

    Good. Tired of seeing him fling his body all over the place while not really doing anything. His time is past.

    jrb12711J jrb12711 wrote on
    #9

    @brownsfan4evr said:

    Good. Tired of seeing him fling his body all over the place while not really doing anything. His time is past.

    He's a HOF player I won't argue that but I swear to God 75% of the time he "jumped" the snap he was offside. They just didn't call it for the same reason elite corners don't get flagged for PI.

    I honestly was kind of hoping the Steelers would work something out and he'd play this season because he was becoming a liability with age. Good for him for realizing he could go out with class instead of wandering around for another couple years.

  • C calfoxwc wrote on
    #10

    well, I hate the squeelers... and he started off at SoCal with cheap shot play like a moron,

    so, despite he could play safety like a flying squirrel over the los, he's a still bum, and it's a

    Brownsboard, and my made up story was deserved by the long haired freak. 🙂

  • ComeonmanC Comeonman wrote on
    #11

    One of the best SS I've ever seen play in my lifetime, too bad it had to be for the Steelers.

  • C calfoxwc wrote on
    #12

    One of the best SS I've ever seen play in my lifetime, too bad it had to be for the Steelers. Comeon

    **********************************************************************

    True. But I'm not really admitting it because of who he played for. Just can't....muster the words...... 😵

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  • MLD WoodyM MLD Woody

    This is where we talk shit about a very good player because he's a steeler (or just not a brown... Or just not a good brown...), right?

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #13

    @mld-woody said:

    This is where we talk shit about a very good player because he's a steeler (or just not a brown... Or just not a good brown...), right?

    No, Polamalu was a good player.....but I just don't think he was as great as he was made out to be. I always thought that he got more credit than he deserved because he was flying all over the place uncontrollably with his stupid hairwafting in the wind. That allowed him to make some great plays...but as often I think his flailing had him out of position.

    ComeonmanC StinkHoleS 2 Replies
  • Kosar_For_PresidentK Kosar_For_President wrote on
    #14

    He can finally marry Kordell.

    Luck is Tim Couch. Big, Dumb Goofy, slow thinking QB - Ghoolie, 2-28-12
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  • Kosar_For_PresidentK Kosar_For_President

    He can finally marry Kordell.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #15

    @kosar_for_president said:

    He can finally marry Kordell.

    As of May 2014 they can do it in Penn.

    http://gaymarriage.procon.org/view.resource.php?resourceID=004857

    (but note...Ohio may be the last state standing not to allow gay marriage)

  • Z Zombo wrote on
    #16

    Never learned his real last name.

    Zombo

  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #17

    Since Polamalu seems so Rasta, then this map should be of interest:

    http://www.governing.com/gov-data/state-marijuana-laws-map-medical-recreational.html

    Ohio could join the light green states (allowing both medical and recreational use) in November election. How are you gonna vote?

    MLD WoodyM 1 Reply
  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    great player. first ballot hall of famer.

    if you ask me, couldn't be any gayer.

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on
    #18

    @miktoxic said:

    great player. first ballot hall of famer.

    I could not agree more.

    if you ask me, couldn't be any gayer.

    Are you're predicting a coming out flavored induction speech?

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  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @mld-woody said:

    This is where we talk shit about a very good player because he's a steeler (or just not a brown... Or just not a good brown...), right?

    No, Polamalu was a good player.....but I just don't think he was as great as he was made out to be. I always thought that he got more credit than he deserved because he was flying all over the place uncontrollably with his stupid hairwafting in the wind. That allowed him to make some great plays...but as often I think his flailing had him out of position.

    ComeonmanC Comeonman wrote on
    #19

    @the-gipper said:

    No, Polamalu was a good player.....but I just don't think he was as great as he was made out to be. I always thought that he got more credit than he deserved because he was flying all over the place uncontrollably with his stupid hairwafting in the wind. That allowed him to make some great plays...but as often I think his flailing had him out of position.

    Sometimes he was caught out of position yes, but I didn't see it too often. So do you not think he will be a FBHOFer? Or do you think he will be, just undeserving.
    The GipperT hoortaH 2 Replies
  • C cuwoohio wrote on
    #20

    The bad news is the Steelers will be better because of it.

    The GipperT 1 Reply
  • ComeonmanC Comeonman

    @the-gipper said:

    No, Polamalu was a good player.....but I just don't think he was as great as he was made out to be. I always thought that he got more credit than he deserved because he was flying all over the place uncontrollably with his stupid hairwafting in the wind. That allowed him to make some great plays...but as often I think his flailing had him out of position.

    Sometimes he was caught out of position yes, but I didn't see it too often. So do you not think he will be a FBHOFer? Or do you think he will be, just undeserving.
    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #21

    @comeonman said:

    Sometimes he was caught out of position yes, but I didn't see it too often. So do you not think he will be a FBHOFer? Or do you think he will be, just undeserving.

    Maybe both?

    No, I think he will probably be deserving.....but I just think to a certain extent he was overrated. (He would be more marginal in my mind than most people think) Because of his "flash" the media types loved him.

  • C cuwoohio

    The bad news is the Steelers will be better because of it.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #22

    @cuwoohio said:

    The bad news is the Steelers will be better because of it.

    That is true.

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