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  • Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out

    @tobalaz said:

    Look, if your starting qb thinks he's Mike F*cking Alstott leading with his head you picked an idiot and have to blame the GM.

    This level of stupidity is D.A. trip the ref level of stupid.

    And people wonder why I get so negative! Dear god!

    Diving for a TD is Mike Alstott, got it. Clearly you've never watched the sport.

    You are so negative because you're a dumbass.Simple explanation. I don't think anyone really wonders why, it's pretty apparent.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Diving for a TD is Mike Alstott, got it. Clearly you've never watched the sport.

    You are so negative because you're a dumbass.Simple explanation. I don't think anyone really wonders why, it's pretty apparent.

    No dumbass, I'm talking about leading with your head, not diving for a TD.

    Apparently reading isn't your strong suit. May I help you sign up for some remedial English classes at the elementary school? I heard they're all the rage in Pittsburgh...

    3 seasons until our new head coach, let's hope they get it right this time.
    Tim Couch Pulls OutT 1 Reply

  • Elway did that exact same play and everyone thought it was balls.

    McCown deserves to lead this team by example. Today he was unlucky.

    The more labels you have for yourself, the dumber they make you. "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." Paul Brown

  • So, you're comparing fucking McClown to John Elway? Really?

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
    T USFBrownU 2 Replies
  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan

    So, you're comparing fucking McClown to John Elway? Really?

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    So, you're comparing fucking McClown to John Elway? Really?

    I was thinking more like McCown would be lucky, actually WE would be lucky if McCown turned out more like Jake Plumber because he sure as shit ain't no Elway...

    3 seasons until our new head coach, let's hope they get it right this time.
    jrb12711J 1 Reply
  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan

    So, you're comparing fucking McClown to John Elway? Really?

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    So, you're comparing fucking McClown to John Elway? Really?

    You really think he was comparing him to elway? He was just saying elway had a similar jump.

    DieHardBrownsFanD 1 Reply
  • T Tobalaz

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    So, you're comparing fucking McClown to John Elway? Really?

    I was thinking more like McCown would be lucky, actually WE would be lucky if McCown turned out more like Jake Plumber because he sure as shit ain't no Elway...

    @tobalaz said:

    I was thinking more like McCown would be lucky, actually WE would be lucky if McCown turned out more like Jake Plumber because he sure as shit ain't no Elway...

    You're the worst type of person.

    T 1 Reply
  • USFBrownU USFBrown

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    So, you're comparing fucking McClown to John Elway? Really?

    You really think he was comparing him to elway? He was just saying elway had a similar jump.

    @usfbrown said:

    You really think he was comparing him to elway? He was just saying elway had a similar jump.

    Not really, just a little inebriated.

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
  • jrb12711J jrb12711

    @tobalaz said:

    I was thinking more like McCown would be lucky, actually WE would be lucky if McCown turned out more like Jake Plumber because he sure as shit ain't no Elway...

    You're the worst type of person.

    @jrb12711 said:

    You're the worst type of person.

    Thank you.

    3 seasons until our new head coach, let's hope they get it right this time.

  • doesn't matter, now we have Deputy Jonathan Manziel to ride in on his Cherry Cordial Tiger and hang dong on the entire NFL.

    miktoxicM 1 Reply

  • Some of his decisions are iffy but you can't question his heart. If the rest of our team had even half the ball sack McCown does we would be amazing. McCown is playing like someone's trying to take his job, he's playing like he gets paid a lot to play, he's playing like he wants to WIN. In other words he gets it. It's a damn shame most of the rest of our entitled losers don't.

    USFBrownU 1 Reply
  • T Tobalaz

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Diving for a TD is Mike Alstott, got it. Clearly you've never watched the sport.

    You are so negative because you're a dumbass.Simple explanation. I don't think anyone really wonders why, it's pretty apparent.

    No dumbass, I'm talking about leading with your head, not diving for a TD.

    Apparently reading isn't your strong suit. May I help you sign up for some remedial English classes at the elementary school? I heard they're all the rage in Pittsburgh...

    @tobalaz said:

    No dumbass, I'm talking about leading with your head, not diving for a TD.

    Apparently reading isn't your strong suit. May I help you sign up for some remedial English classes at the elementary school? I heard they're all the rage in Pittsburgh...

    I'd love to see him dive and lead with his feet. That would be the smartest way.

    Except for the fact the ball crossing the plain constitutes a TD, not body parts.

    Further, jumping over a person isn't "leading with your head", fuckwit.

    I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride
  • Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out

    @tobalaz said:

    No dumbass, I'm talking about leading with your head, not diving for a TD.

    Apparently reading isn't your strong suit. May I help you sign up for some remedial English classes at the elementary school? I heard they're all the rage in Pittsburgh...

    I'd love to see him dive and lead with his feet. That would be the smartest way.

    Except for the fact the ball crossing the plain constitutes a TD, not body parts.

    Further, jumping over a person isn't "leading with your head", fuckwit.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    I'd love to see him dive and lead with his feet. That would be the smartest way.

    Except for the fact the ball crossing the plain constitutes a TD, not body parts.

    Further, jumping over a person isn't "leading with your head", fuckwit.

    Glad to see impotent rage still lives on trolling the Browns forums.

    Still, what did he lead with?

    It might have been ballsy but it was still nothing short of stupid no matter how you look at it.

    3 seasons until our new head coach, let's hope they get it right this time.

  • Isn't diving pretty much head first by definition?

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  • htownbrownH htownbrown

    Not to be optimistic but if they clean up the penalties they will be fine. Every time they did something positive it was wiped away. Really disappointed with the oline, but the Jets have a real dline. I think JM did ok considering he had no reps, no run game, and a collapsing pocket the entire second half. No QB in this league would have won with the way this team played today.

    @htownbrown said:

    Not to be optimistic but if they clean up the penalties they will be fine. Every time they did something positive it was wiped away.

    hate to break it to ya friend but the NFL is rigged. if the narrative that week is for a team to lose, there's almost nothing they can do to change that. having to make twice as many plays as the opponent makes it nearly impossible to win beyond playing a perfect game...and in a sport where fouls are committed on both sides on every single play, it is what it is.

    don't believe me? just ask Hitner.

  • T Tobalaz

    Look, if your starting qb thinks he's Mike F*cking Alstott leading with his head you picked an idiot and have to blame the GM.

    This level of stupidity is D.A. trip the ref level of stupid.

    And people wonder why I get so negative! Dear god!

    @tobalaz said:

    Look, if your starting qb thinks he's Mike F*cking Alstott leading with his head you picked an idiot and have to blame the GM.

    This level of stupidity is D.A. trip the ref level of stupid.

    And people wonder why I get so negative! Dear god!

    Good God, why are you back...

  • sisky fringoS sisky fringo

    @tobalaz said:

    Look, if your starting qb thinks he's Mike F*cking Alstott leading with his head you picked an idiot and have to blame the GM.

    This level of stupidity is D.A. trip the ref level of stupid.

    And people wonder why I get so negative! Dear god!

    Good God, why are you back...

    @sisky-fringo said:

    Good God, why are you back...

    Because the family insists I still watch Browns games to "support the home team" and I believe they COULD BE great again, but we've got morons as far up as the owner box and straight down the line through the coaching staff.

    We're always seeing coaches come in, and instead of adjusting to the talent, they insist it be traded and dumped for their guys and in the process get fired for taking too much time.

    Great coaches adjust, as much as I hate the Pats they change their schemes with their talent instead of rebuilding and changing their talent to their schemes.

    I want THAT HERE.

    Problem is every first time head coach knows it all and thinks their way is going to work with an entirely new group of players with different skill sets then what they had.

    We see the same thing over and over, and we've either got to find the right guy or let the new guy learn and hope he becomes the right guy.

    Besides, I moved out of the city and live on a farm now, I've got no one to talk about the games with anymore...

    3 seasons until our new head coach, let's hope they get it right this time.
    sisky fringoS 1 Reply
  • jcam222J jcam222

    Some of his decisions are iffy but you can't question his heart. If the rest of our team had even half the ball sack McCown does we would be amazing. McCown is playing like someone's trying to take his job, he's playing like he gets paid a lot to play, he's playing like he wants to WIN. In other words he gets it. It's a damn shame most of the rest of our entitled losers don't.

    @jcam222 said:

    Some of his decisions are iffy but you can't question his heart. If the rest of our team had even half the ball sack McCown does we would be amazing. McCown is playing like someone's trying to take his job, he's playing like he gets paid a lot to play, he's playing like he wants to WIN. In other words he gets it. It's a damn shame most of the rest of our entitled losers don't.

    Amen. He may be a journeyman but he was playing his ass off to win.

  • Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out

    I would take that hustle any day of the week.

    Winning teams make that play. Losing teams don't. Zero fault for the guy trying to change the culture.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    I would take that hustle any day of the week.

    Winning teams make that play. Losing teams don't. Zero fault for the guy trying to change the culture.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    I'd love to see him dive and lead with his feet. That would be the smartest way.

    Except for the fact the ball crossing the plain constitutes a TD, not body parts.

    Further, jumping over a person isn't "leading with your head", fuckwit.

    TC- love the hustle, but not smart. If you're the strarting qb- you have to protect yourself. That wasn't an isolated incident either. If you watched any of the preseason- McCown took several killer shots that made me cringe. He won't last another couple game unless he learns how to duck. He should have Peyton Manning on speed dial for a crash course on how to not get killed.

  • T Tobalaz

    @sisky-fringo said:

    Good God, why are you back...

    Because the family insists I still watch Browns games to "support the home team" and I believe they COULD BE great again, but we've got morons as far up as the owner box and straight down the line through the coaching staff.

    We're always seeing coaches come in, and instead of adjusting to the talent, they insist it be traded and dumped for their guys and in the process get fired for taking too much time.

    Great coaches adjust, as much as I hate the Pats they change their schemes with their talent instead of rebuilding and changing their talent to their schemes.

    I want THAT HERE.

    Problem is every first time head coach knows it all and thinks their way is going to work with an entirely new group of players with different skill sets then what they had.

    We see the same thing over and over, and we've either got to find the right guy or let the new guy learn and hope he becomes the right guy.

    Besides, I moved out of the city and live on a farm now, I've got no one to talk about the games with anymore...

    @tobalaz said:

    Because the family insists I still watch Browns games to "support the home team" and I believe they COULD BE great again.

    I moved out of the city and live on a farm now, I've got no one to talk about the games with anymore...

    welp don't give up yet, there's still a chance Solomon will return and show Mingo, Kruger, and Orchard how to set an edge...and Greco does NOT return (sorry Grek...nuthin pers) and they move Schwartz inside and Erving to RT.

    hey a guy can dream, can't he??

    PS who knew Schwartz and his twin are the only two Yidz to play in the NFL together? i really wish it weren't so.

    PSS Josh McCown eats nails for breakfast, without any milk. even though Johnny Fumbles is steadily improving...godspeed for Josh's return. Luke was puke, Josh is a boss.

    PSSS everyone should watch that clip i posted of the NFC Championship Hawks vs Niners...wholly worthwhile.

  • Much is riding on McCown staying healthy but with that said it would be hard for any competitive qb to take a slide at the 1 or 2 yard line on third down and not try to get into the end zone.

    Also not excusing all the mistakes, penalties and turnovers but I wonder how this game would have turned out if McCown had not gotten a concussion early in the game? Manziel showed some flashes of being a good qb but turned the ball over too much. For this team to be successful they have to keep turnovers, penalties and mistakes down to a minimum (and get a decent running game going) and have their defense force turnovers none of which happened today.

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