Steeler Week

Canton Dawg

@stinkhole said:
Um no...whos bragging about about it?

Read the thread.

Vagitron

@canton-dawg said:
Read the thread.

I'm not bragging. The steelers are better and you are fucking delusional. It's so comical how quickly a few of you can turn a thread around. People are talking about big Ben and his "boo boo's" and assuming it's going to be a walk in the park when the browns haven't proven they can hang with anyone in the upper echelon in their current state.

Tour2ma

Steelers are "upper eschelon"?

@vagitron said:
Landry Jones can beat the browns. Who is stopping Williams and Brown?

We've lost to our share of back up QBs through the year, but only when we knock the starter out of the game. With Landry throwing, not need to stop Brown. Two-thirds down.

Williams... good back up, but we only have to contain him. He can't beat us single handed.

Now about your D...

22nd in the NFL in YPG with 374.

Better at 9th in PPG with 20.

@vagitron said:
In all seriousness i expect a good game against Cleveland. However no one here has earned the right to run their mouth.

It will be a good game. And if we get a couple of our injured players back, I believe we will win.

Not running my mouth, but could if I wanted to since this is a Browns website...

Don't have to earn a goddamn thing.

Vagitron

@tour2ma said:

Steelers are "upper eschelon"?

We've lost to our share of back up QBs through the year, but only when we knock the starter out of the game. With Landry throwing, not need to stop Brown. Two-thirds down.

Williams... good back up, but we only have to contain him. He can't beat us single handed.

Now about your D...

22nd in the NFL in YPG with 374.

Better at 9th in PPG with 20.

It will be a good game. And if we get a couple of our injured players back, I believe we will win.

Not running my mouth, but could if I wanted to since this is a Browns website...

Don't have to earn a goddamn thing.

First off what matters yards or points? The defense has been bending but not breaking. They sit at 5-4 with Bell now missing several games, Bryant missing 4, Ben missing 4 1/2 and Pouncey out most of the season. If they aren't the pinnacle of resilience and solid play I don't know who is and the reality is if not for injuries we would likely be sitting at 7-2. Injruies are however a part of the game but good teams win when they are backed up against the wall and at 5-4 we are very much in the hunt. We'll see how they fair without Ben if he can't come back for Seattle after the bye week.

http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/teamdef

Efficiency ratings.

StinkHole

@vagitron said:

First off what matters yards or points? The defense has been bending but not breaking. They sit at 5-4 with Bell now missing several games, Bryant missing 4, Ben missing 4 1/2 and Pouncey out most of the season. If they aren't the pinnacle of resilience and solid play I don't know who is and the reality is if not for injuries we would likely be sitting at 7-2. Injruies are however a part of the game but good teams win when they are backed up against the wall and at 5-4 we are very much in the hunt. We'll see how they fair without Ben if he can't come back for Seattle after the bye week.

http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/teamdef

Efficiency ratings.

6-3 for sure. The Steelers even lost their kicker to injury. They win that Ravens game had they had a damn kicker.

Canton Dawg

@vagitron said:
I'm not bragging. The steelers are better and you are fucking delusional. It's so comical how quickly a few of you can turn a thread around. People are talking about big Ben and his "boo boo's" and assuming it's going to be a walk in the park when the browns haven't proven they can hang with anyone in the upper echelon in their current state.

You were bragging on how good Vick was and I'M the delusional one. The Stoolers can't beat the Pats or the Bungholes, guess what asswipe? The Stoolers aren't upper echelon, they won't even get e fucking WC this year.

Browns1216

i'm just hoping for a close game and not a blowout against the Browns. The backup running back from the Steelers looked good against the Raiders yesterday, and all the Steelers offense has to do is show up in the 2nd half when for some reason our defense forgets how to play. Hopefully with the long week the Browns get it together and figure out how to stop the run and how to stop quick slants. It'll be either a banged up Josh McCown or the newbie Johnny Manziel at QB, so defense really needs to help offense on Sunday.

jiggins7919

Ordinarily, I'm super pumped about playing the Steelers. Remember last year? How much fun were those two games? I know we lost the first one, but to see us come back and almost take it...man...what a difference a year makes. This year, I hardly care anymore, and that's not me. I used to get pumped up, text all my friends, read every sliver of information about the game...and now...it's like it doesn't even matter.

Jim Donovan, Browns announcer, made an interesting statement the other day on our radio show. He said Mike Pettine is in "job security mode", and he's trying to make the record "look a little cleaner". In other words, Pettine wants to win as many games as possible, despite the need to play some of our younger players to see what they can do. You want my guess? If McCown can even pick up a football, he'll play this weekend. And I think this because I agree with Donovan. Pettine will do anything he can to win a game or two and make the record look as good as possible so MAYBE Haslam won't can him.

Winning games is obviously what it's all about, but not when you're 2-7 and completely out of any post season aspirations. Pettine needs to forget about starting McCown, playing Bademosi ahead of Desir and Gilbert, and has to figure out a way to get Erving into the game. We need to play our young guys so they can get real experience and so we can see what we have in them. Pettine will be tempted to start McCown because all of the sudden, this looks like a winnable game. Big Ben and Bell are both out, and we all know how the Steelers looked with Vick and Jones playing.

Play Manziel. Play Erving. And play Gilbert. It's not about winning right now, it's about building for the future. We are a bad football team, and nobody will deny it. During the past three games, we've been outscored 55-3 in the second half...that is not a typo. We don't get off the field on 3rd down, we don't have any play makers that can score, and we don't have anyone that can get to the quarterback with any regularity. It is what it is.

calfoxwc

Vagidiotron was going to Disneyland. back in the day when they made it

to the superbowl.

They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said

Disneyland LEFT.

He started crying... and turned around and went home.

calfoxwc

Two squeeler fags pushe their old Corvair into into a gas station. They tells the mechanic it died.

Vagidiotron says, “What's the story?”

He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.”

Vagidiotron asks, “How often do I have to do that?”

calfoxwc

Bent Rapistburger was driving through Ohio for the second day in a row.

..

A police officer stops him for speeding and asks him very

nicely if he could see his driver’s license.

He got out of his car, after putting on his high heels...

and replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together!

Just yesterday they took my license away and

now today you expect me to show it to you?”

Zombo

Last time we played these pussies we beat them 31-10 ... and that was with Ben and Bell.

Zombo

calfoxwc

Vagidiotron goes into the doctor's

office and said that his body hurt wherever he touched it.

“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”

Vag took his finger, pushed on his left shoulder and screamed,

he pushed his elbow and screamed even

more. He pushed on his knee and screamed;

likewise he pushed his ankle and screamed.

Everywhere he touched made her scream.

The doctor said, “You're steeler fan, aren't you?”

“Well, yes,” he said, “How did you know that?.”

“I see it all the time...” the doctor said, “Your finger is broken.”

Mudfly

Steelers fan, driving thru Ohio, gets pulled over for speeding. The cop, who didnt realize his zipper was open, walks up to the car and asks for his drivers license. Steelers fan takes one look at the cops open zipper and says " Oh no, not ANOTHER breathalizer test"

calfoxwc

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded

to see that a male steeler fan behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that he was oblivious to

his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window,

turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!”

“NO!” the male steeler fan yelled back, “IT'S A SCARF!”

Captain Cheesedick

Zombo said:

Last time we played these pussies we beat them 31-10 ... and that was with Ben and Bell.

Zombo

And we had a QB that won more than he lost.

calfoxwc

two male steeler fans were in a swim meet in Pukesburg last year,

swimming against two 5th grade female steeler fans in a fundraiser for rapistlicksbooger

to get even more counseling.....

After the meet, the male steeler fans predictably lost...they were crying, and pointing

at the 9th grade female steeler fans who won the meet....

the male steeler fans complained to the judges that the female steeler fans were using their arms.

calfoxwc

vagidiotron walks into the Pittspuke library. He walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters!" The librarian looks up and calmly remarks -"So, you're the steeler fan that took our phone book..."

Zombo

The Soldier said:
And we had a QB that won more than he lost.

Ya, we need another QB that holds teams to ten points.

Zombo

calfoxwc

One day, while a drunken steeler fan was out driving his car, he ran into a truck. The truck's driver made him pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told the drunken steeler fan to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to the drunken steeler fan's car...and slashed the tires. The drunken steeler fan started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed his windshield. This time the drunken steeler fan laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all his windows and keyed his car. The drunken steeler fan is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks him what's so funny. The drunken steeler fan giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"