Bubba goes to NY
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His name was Bubba, he was from Mississippi and he needed a loan. So, he walked into a liberal bank into perverted New York City and asked for the loan Officer. He told the gay loan officer that he was going to Paris for an International Redneck Festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.The gay bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari.The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out.The gay loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.Later, the bank's gay president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan.An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07.The gay loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are distinguished alumni from Ole Miss University, a highly sophisticated investor and multi-millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater, Texas. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"The good 'ole boy replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"His name was BUBBA....Keep an eye on those southern boys!Just because we talk funny does not mean we are stupid.
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I didn't read past liberal bank. It's like a unicorn story, it's nice to fantasize about but they don't exist.
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I didn't read past liberal bank. It's like a unicorn story, it's nice to fantasize about but they don't exist.
I didn't read past liberal bank. It's like a unicorn story, it's nice to fantasize about but they don't exist.
You can remove many unnecessary adjectives from this joke without changing anything. Including gay and liberal.
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It's cal though
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It needed some color commentary, so I livened it up a little.
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"distinguished alumni from Ole Miss University"
Hahaha
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Funny stuff.
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I didn't read past liberal bank. It's like a unicorn story, it's nice to fantasize about but they don't exist.
Stuart
I didn't read past liberal bank. It's like a unicorn story, it's nice to fantasize about but they don't exist.
You can remove many unnecessary adjectives from this joke without changing anything. Including gay and liberal.
This is stupid as fuck and not funny. Gay bank loan officer? wtf?
Lol...typical selective outrage libfucks. Only saw "gay" and "liberal" in Cals post, but completely missed "redneck" and "international redneck festival"
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I thought it was funny and I am willing to bet all loan officers in New York if not gay would swing both ways
because you can bet ur ass it would be a douche bag lib
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Stuart
I didn't read past liberal bank. It's like a unicorn story, it's nice to fantasize about but they don't exist.
You can remove many unnecessary adjectives from this joke without changing anything. Including gay and liberal.
This is stupid as fuck and not funny. Gay bank loan officer? wtf?
Lol...typical selective outrage libfucks. Only saw "gay" and "liberal" in Cals post, but completely missed "redneck" and "international redneck festival"
Lol...typical selective outrage libfucks. Only saw "gay" and "liberal" in Cals post, but completely missed "redneck" and "international redneck festival"
Some adjectives that were added to this story literally added nothing to this joke. They were just weirdly thrown in there.
I'm all for (gay, redneck, liberal, black, german, russian, catholic, jewish, canadian,etc.) jokes - in this case it's pretty clear some adjectives were added just because.
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"Liberal" loan officers? Do any of you actually know loan officers? Cause I do. They are not liberals. AT ALL. I mean obviously statistically there has to be a few liberal loan officers in the country but let's face it, certain jobs attract certain types. A flaming liberal as a loan officer? He wouldn't make it.
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Again what is up with these unicorn stories so thoroughly detached from our perceived reality? What are you all going to tell me next, the profession of male wedding organizer is a bastion of conservative ideology?
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yep...liberals do not have a sense of humor.
Must be sad to never think anything is funny.
Self-serving, strawman irony, perhaps....
but not one would understand genuinely funny.
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Stuart
I didn't read past liberal bank. It's like a unicorn story, it's nice to fantasize about but they don't exist.
You can remove many unnecessary adjectives from this joke without changing anything. Including gay and liberal.
This is stupid as fuck and not funny. Gay bank loan officer? wtf?
Lol...typical selective outrage libfucks. Only saw "gay" and "liberal" in Cals post, but completely missed "redneck" and "international redneck festival"
Stuart
Lol...typical selective outrage libfucks. Only saw "gay" and "liberal" in Cals post, but completely missed "redneck" and "international redneck festival"
You're a stupid fucking re-tard.
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