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  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @miktoxic said:

    he just brought her in cuz she got some purty feet.

    Feet?

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on
    #5

    @the-gipper said:

    Feet?

    Yes, feet... C'mon, Gip... it's only been Five Years...

    http://deadspin.com/this-may-or-may-not-be-rex-ryans-wife-making-foot-feti-5715741

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  • Tour2maT Tour2ma

    @the-gipper said:

    Feet?

    Yes, feet... C'mon, Gip... it's only been Five Years...

    http://deadspin.com/this-may-or-may-not-be-rex-ryans-wife-making-foot-feti-5715741

    bbedwardB bbedward wrote on
    #6

    @tour2ma said:

    Yes, feet... C'mon, Gip... it's only been Five Years...

    http://deadspin.com/this-may-or-may-not-be-rex-ryans-wife-making-foot-feti-5715741

    And there's this

    http://deadspin.com/does-rex-ryan-have-a-photo-of-his-wifes-feet-on-his-des-1729794994

    I have no problem with people who love feet*, but I do find it funny to have a picture of feet on your desk.

  • Canton MikeC Canton Mike

    Former administrative assistant. She'll fill their "cups" with coffee & starch their jock straps! They'll be in too much damned pain to stand still. LOL

    Mike

    hoortaH hoorta wrote on
    #7

    @canton-mike said:

    Former administrative assistant. She'll fill their "cups" with coffee & starch their jock straps! They'll be in too much damned pain to stand still. LOL

    Mike

    Well, at least on Russillo and Kanell Danny explained what a "special teams quality control coach" does. Makes up flash cards of opposing team's formations.

  • gumby73G gumby73 wrote on
    #8

    Strahan said it best. "She is in charge of following all practice rules & their practices our run to keep the game timing of plays at their highest quality at full speed". now who would not want a women like this 😉

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  • gumby73G gumby73

    Strahan said it best. "She is in charge of following all practice rules & their practices our run to keep the game timing of plays at their highest quality at full speed". now who would not want a women like this 😉

    Canton MikeC Canton Mike wrote on
    #9

    @gumby73 said:

    Strahan said it best. "She is in charge of following all practice rules & their practices are run to keep the game timing of plays at their highest quality at full speed". now who would not want a women like this 😉

    Translation...."She's gonna be a NAG!"

    Mike

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  • miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on
    #10

    what's the over/under of how many games before a player runs up to her on the sidelines and slaps her across her face with his cock?

    i'm in at 10, anyone?

    LogicIsForSquaresL Opal312O 2 Replies
  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    what's the over/under of how many games before a player runs up to her on the sidelines and slaps her across her face with his cock?

    i'm in at 10, anyone?

    LogicIsForSquaresL LogicIsForSquares wrote on
    #11

    @miktoxic said:

    what's the over/under of how many games before a player runs up to her on the sidelines and slaps her across her face with his cock?

    i'm in at 10, anyone?

    She is homely so she might make it to week 14. If she was a dime piece, she would be getting slapped with black noodles like it was an obstacle course.

  • jrb12711J jrb12711 wrote on
    #12

    VesnaKociper said:

    WTF is a quality control coach? B L O W J O B S...............................

    The second this thread started I wondered what the over/under was on before a blatantly sexist comment came into the fold-if you guessed 8 you win!

    bbedwardB ManzierM 2 Replies
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  • jrb12711J jrb12711

    VesnaKociper said:

    WTF is a quality control coach? B L O W J O B S...............................

    The second this thread started I wondered what the over/under was on before a blatantly sexist comment came into the fold-if you guessed 8 you win!

    bbedwardB bbedward wrote on
    #13

    @jrb12711 said:

    .....came into the fold.....

    (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

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  • jrb12711J jrb12711

    VesnaKociper said:

    WTF is a quality control coach? B L O W J O B S...............................

    The second this thread started I wondered what the over/under was on before a blatantly sexist comment came into the fold-if you guessed 8 you win!

    ManzierM Manzier wrote on
    #14

    @jrb12711 said:

    The second this thread started I wondered what the over/under was on before a blatantly sexist comment came into the fold-if you guessed 8 you win!

    and the over/under on the politically correct - I have no sense of humor - self righteous comment comes in at 2

    gftChrisG jrb12711J 2 Replies
  • ManzierM Manzier

    @jrb12711 said:

    The second this thread started I wondered what the over/under was on before a blatantly sexist comment came into the fold-if you guessed 8 you win!

    and the over/under on the politically correct - I have no sense of humor - self righteous comment comes in at 2

    gftChrisG gftChris wrote on
    #15

    @manzier said:

    and the over/under on the politically correct - I have no sense of humor - self righteous comment comes in at 2

    Right, sense of humour...because just saying BLOWJOBS whenever a woman starts working in a 'man's world' is the epitome of humour.

    jrb12711J LogicIsForSquaresL 2 Replies
  • Z Zombo wrote on
    #16

    Honestly, i thought this would fall apart with the second post.

    I would have lost my shirt if I bet on this.

    I wonder what's under her shirt? Can tell the tits by the pic.

    Zombo

  • gftChrisG gftChris

    @manzier said:

    and the over/under on the politically correct - I have no sense of humor - self righteous comment comes in at 2

    Right, sense of humour...because just saying BLOWJOBS whenever a woman starts working in a 'man's world' is the epitome of humour.

    jrb12711J jrb12711 wrote on
    #17

    @gftchris said:

    Right, sense of humour...because just saying BLOWJOBS whenever a woman starts working in a 'man's world' is the epitome of humour.

    Just a regular knee slapper I tell ya!

  • gftChrisG gftChris

    @manzier said:

    and the over/under on the politically correct - I have no sense of humor - self righteous comment comes in at 2

    Right, sense of humour...because just saying BLOWJOBS whenever a woman starts working in a 'man's world' is the epitome of humour.

    LogicIsForSquaresL LogicIsForSquares wrote on
    #18

    @gftchris said:

    Right, sense of humour...because just saying BLOWJOBS whenever a woman starts working in a 'man's world' is the epitome of humour.

    MansWorldPic-447x300.png

  • C Clevfan4life wrote on
    #19

    is it just me or does she look like a Ryan?

  • Opal312O Opal312 wrote on
    #20

    I'm a woman and I'm against this. Football is a male sport! No women should be allowed ever! By opening the door for female coaches what's next? No! Rex Ryan is a publicity HOUND and nothing more. What has he won? Nothing! The day Ryan beats Belicheck in a regular season and the playoffs I will retract my statement. But for now; Ryan is an imposter!

    DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FULL SPEED AHEAD!
  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    what's the over/under of how many games before a player runs up to her on the sidelines and slaps her across her face with his cock?

    i'm in at 10, anyone?

    Opal312O Opal312 wrote on
    #21

    @miktoxic said:

    what's the over/under of how many games before a player runs up to her on the sidelines and slaps her across her face with his cock?

    i'm in at 10, anyone?

    4th game Pre Season! Women don't belong in football! Now these guys who have a fraternity will be hampered by some screaming Mimi! Rex Ryan is a fool and so is his brother!

    DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FULL SPEED AHEAD!
  • ManzierM Manzier

    @jrb12711 said:

    The second this thread started I wondered what the over/under was on before a blatantly sexist comment came into the fold-if you guessed 8 you win!

    and the over/under on the politically correct - I have no sense of humor - self righteous comment comes in at 2

    jrb12711J jrb12711 wrote on
    #22

    @manzier said:

    and the over/under on the politically correct - I have no sense of humor - self righteous comment comes in at 2

    PC literally has nothing to do with this, it's the fact that the "her derr woman should stay in the kitchen" joke isn't funny anymore. That joke is like the local drunk at the bar who tells you how he took shots with Hulk Hogan every time you talk to him. It's been outplayed 10x too much and isn't even true in today's society.

    PC is shit like Wisconsin not allowing fans to boo, not breaking a dated model of employment practices.

  • jrb12711J jrb12711

    @manzier said:

    and the over/under on the politically correct - I have no sense of humor - self righteous comment comes in at 2

    PC literally has nothing to do with this, it's the fact that the "her derr woman should stay in the kitchen" joke isn't funny anymore. That joke is like the local drunk at the bar who tells you how he took shots with Hulk Hogan every time you talk to him. It's been outplayed 10x too much and isn't even true in today's society.

    PC is shit like Wisconsin not allowing fans to boo, not breaking a dated model of employment practices.

    gftChrisG gftChris wrote on
    #23

    @jrb12711 said:

    PC literally has nothing to do with this, it's the fact that the "her derr woman should stay in the kitchen" joke isn't funny anymore. That joke is like the local drunk at the bar who tells you how he took shots with Hulk Hogan every time you talk to him. It's been outplayed 10x too much and isn't even true in today's society.

    PC is shit like Wisconsin not allowing fans to boo, not breaking a dated model of employment practices.

    Exactly. It's tired, boring, unoriginal and just not funny, before you get in to whether it's offensive.

  • W wargograw wrote on
    #24

    Opal is a woman? My whole perspective on life just changed.

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