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I had a glass of milk in a solo cup with the hamburger helper my wife cooked. We used paper plates so no dishes other than the silverware. it was pretty good except she did scorch the bottom of the hamburger helper though because she was watching tv and forgot about it.
Your turn!
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My wife asked me where I went this morning. I told her I drove east a mile or so, then south 1/4 mile & then east again for about a mile (to morning Mass at Church) & asked her if she could guess where I went. She said, "Don't get smart with ME! Did you turn right or left?"
Next.up...
Mike
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I took a really great dump this morning. Smelt like last night's dinner to boot.
It feels good to share.
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I got up, told the wife I was going to grab some coffee, and went next door to the foxy neighbor's house and got some tang.
"You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970. -
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I played Sudoku last night before I went to sleep. This morning I ate apple and cinnamon flavored oatmeal.....and since my daughter didn't want to finish hers, I ate the rest of her peaches and cream oatmeal.
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I just changed my avatar from one Franklin Peirce picture to another Franklin Pierce picture. I can't really think of anyone as boring as Franklin Pierce.
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I played Sudoku last night before I went to sleep. This morning I ate apple and cinnamon flavored oatmeal.....and since my daughter didn't want to finish hers, I ate the rest of her peaches and cream oatmeal.
I played Sudoku last night before I went to sleep. This morning I ate apple and cinnamon flavored oatmeal.....and since my daughter didn't want to finish hers, I ate the rest of her peaches and cream.
Eating your daughters peaches and cream - that doesn't sound dirty at all...
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I played Sudoku last night before I went to sleep. This morning I ate apple and cinnamon flavored oatmeal.....and since my daughter didn't want to finish hers, I ate the rest of her peaches and cream.
Eating your daughters peaches and cream - that doesn't sound dirty at all...
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You guys are more boring than I thought.
This weekend I am going to put two tires on the back of my wife's car. I bought them from a guy at work for $30.
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I got up, told the wife I was going to grab some coffee, and went next door to the foxy neighbor's house and got some tang.
Metamucil.I got up, told the wife I was going to grab some coffee, and went next door to the foxy neighbor's house and got some tang.
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I updated my laptop operating system ftom linux mint 17.3 to linux mint 18 and the world is better for it.
Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind... -
Metamucil.I got up, told the wife I was going to grab some coffee, and went next door to the foxy neighbor's house and got some tang.
One Post From the Truth said:
Metamucil.
Breakfast of old farts.
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Yesterday I filed an eviction to kick someone out of their house who had not paid their rent.
I also filed a lawsuit against a car rental company that ripped off (in our opinion) an 85 year old lady to the tune of almost $1700.00 by making unauthorized charges on her credit card.
I also tried to contact the IRS to check on the status of obtaining a tax transcript. Nothing has made so angry in years as trying to deal with both their phone system and their website. I just wanted to talk to a human being.....and got the circular runaround for over an hour trying to do so (and I was NEVER successful). I am lucky I have a computer to use today because I was thisclose to smashing mine out of frustration like it was a Pete Townshend guitar.
This morning I am meeting with a lady about her deceased sister's estate.
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I went online this morning to check out the Hershey's Chocolate World attraction that my wife and I want to visit next week. It looks like they have 4 different attractions....with a different charge for each one....in other words, just a huge cash grab.
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I took a really great dump this morning. Smelt like last night's dinner to boot.
It feels good to share.
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I just changed my avatar from one Franklin Peirce picture to another Franklin Pierce picture. I can't really think of anyone as boring as Franklin Pierce.
I just changed my avatar from one Franklin Peirce picture to another Franklin Pierce picture. I can't really think of anyone as boring as Franklin Pierce.
Franklin Pierce bored me too much....so I changed. I will leave this up here for a couple of weeks....but after I come back from a short vacation I am taking next week it will be on to a much more exciting President: Millard Fillmore.
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If I were a ghost and occupied a house that someone moved in, I would make shit rattle every time they masturbated.
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